Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 110

But digging, I suddenly heard the little mouse yelling and cursing: "His uncle, idiot!"

I froze for a moment, wondering what your sister is messing around with at this time.

So I angrily took the little mouse out of my arms, threw it on the ground and continued digging.

"His uncle's idiot." The little mouse still swore arrogantly.

Lu Yixing picked up the shovel and turned towards the little mouse: "Wipe your mother, if you talk nonsense, I will kill you!"

I think Lu Yixing's strength is obviously going to kill the little mouse. This is my treasure. It's a waste to die like this. I just stopped Lu Yixing and scolded: "Calm down, calm down. A baby."

"Hmph, if you dare to curse again, I'll send you to the circus, what a fool."

As he spoke, Lu Yixing spat on his hand, and continued digging the hole.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Lu Yixing turned around, the little mouse immediately cursed again: "His uncle's idiot, his uncle's idiot."

"Your sister." Even I didn't stop Lu Yixing this time.Before I could react, Lu Yixing slapped down hard with the shovel.I closed my eyes in pain, thinking that this living treasure is going to be photographed as a meatloaf?

What Lu Yixing and I didn't expect was that the little mouse got into the ground quite quickly, just in the blink of an eye.

Lu Yixing and I were stunned. I didn't expect the little mouse to have this supernatural power. No wonder the little mouse called us two stupid comparisons. It turned out that we were really stupid comparisons.

With such a master at digging thieves' holes, are we two foolish enough to do it ourselves?
Lu Yixing immediately beamed with joy: "Grandpa, why didn't you say it earlier, hurry up and dig the robbery hole, hurry up, dig the robbery hole, I will find you a female mouse, be obedient."

"His uncle's idiot." The little mouse cursed again, and then slowly got out of the ground, swaggered to the place where the two of us dug the hole just now, and swung its two little paws like a planer. Like an earth machine, it began to dig.

This speed is really fast. Lu Yixing and I can't keep up with it. Although the hole dug out is a bit small, just as wide as a small mouse, as long as the other party tosses back and forth a few times, it can let us Did you get in?
Lu Yixing simply took out a cigarette, handed me one, and said with a smile, "Come on, let's rest for a while."

Anyway, there was this little mouse, so I just sat on the side with Lu Yixing, smoking quietly.

Although I couldn't feel what it was like to smoke at the time, I just felt that smoking was pretentious, especially if I was guarding girls, it would make girls think that this boy is so deep and a person with connotations.

Then he took the initiative to throw himself into his arms, making promises with his body or something.

However, Lu Yixing and I have never successfully dated a girl, so when I was 28 years old, I summed it up and finally discovered the real reason why we couldn't date a girl.

People who pick up girls smoke Yellow Crane Tower, which costs hundreds of yuan a box, but Lu Yixing and I only smoke five yuan a box, the big chicken smoke that is prevalent in our local area.

That's the difference.

Soon, the little mouse dug a hole that allowed a person to crawl through. I crawled through the hole first, followed by Lu Yixing.Soon we came to the coffin.

At this time, I felt quite eerie. Think about it, this narrow hole that can only move our legs and feet, really restricts our freedom of movement!And in front is the coffin, a place where the dead are hidden.

In case something dangerous crawls out of it, we can't move at all, we can only watch the danger approaching without doing anything, the feeling of waiting to die is the most terrifying.

And there is a slow-moving Lu Yixing at the back. If this kid backs up slowly when I go backwards, wouldn't I be the first to bear the brunt?
I don't know what's going on, anyway, as soon as I enter a dark environment, my mind will involuntarily start thinking wildly.

For example, a bloody face suddenly appeared in front of him, a white-haired rice dumpling, or a pair of red eyes.

After climbing forward without much effort, my hands touched something cold. If I guessed correctly, this should be a coffin.I took out the whirlwind shovel and started to expand the surrounding space. Only when the surrounding space is expanded can we move freely, and open a crack in the coffin to take out the Tao Te Ching from inside.

I found that I was born to be an upside-down material, because I was so proficient at digging a robbery hole, and I was even a little excited.

Let me go, is it possible that I will be in the company of tomb robbers in my life?

I turned on the phone, looked at the translucent crystal coffin, and felt trembling for a while. Although the corpse inside had stopped moving and breathing, I was not at ease in my heart. I always felt that the corpse knew we were here. She might open her eyes at any moment to scare us.

I said to Lu Yixing: "Lu Zi, I will open a crack in the coffin later, you can put your hand in and take out the "Tao Te Ching" for me, okay?"

Lu Yixing said: "Okay, then there will be ghosts."

"I'm dizzy. I can do some heavy work, but I can't ask you to do some light work. You can really do it."

"Aren't I afraid that I will tire you? That's all right, hurry up and get to work, give me your phone, and I'll give you lighting." Lu Yixing said cunningly.

There is no way, after all, it is my "Tao Te Ching", if I don't go for it, Lu Yixing probably won't go for it either.

So I said to Lu Yixing: "Take it easy, don't let the coffin board fall down later."

Lu Yixing nodded: "Don't worry, it's your life."

I mustered up my courage and put my hand in.Because the coffin is relatively deep, it is not easy to touch the body. I have to put my shoulders in so that I can't look down.

In fact, my heart was full of chugs, and I was really worried that my hands would accidentally touch something fluffy.Because what I am most afraid of in my life are furry things, even if it is a teddy bear, if I touch it suddenly, I will be terrified.

But I comforted myself later, this is just a walking corpse, the dead can't die anymore, how could it threaten the living?It's okay, it's okay, you're worried about a bird, and Lu Yixing's bad stuff isn't even worried.

My hand walked slowly over the hard corpse. I felt that I touched the cold shroud, hard nails, and buttons. All in all, I was terrified. His dead body was stared at.

Um?While I was groping inside, my hand suddenly touched a fluffy thing. I was stunned at that moment, wondering if this woman died and was buried with the car keys?The fuzz is probably mink fuzz from car keys or something.

So I am going to withdraw my hand slowly. As for the "Tao Te Ching", I will explore it later, and first figure out what it is.

But I didn't expect that as soon as I had this idea, the furry thing opened its mouth and bit me, I wiped it, this is terrible!This fluffy thing turned out to be a living thing, I rub it, is it the legendary green hairy rice dumpling?
I was so scared that I immediately retracted my hand, and couldn't help but yelled: "Ah, shit."

Lu Yixing was also taken aback by my 'expanding with heat and contracting with cold', and asked in a hurried tone: "What's the matter, Liu Zi?"

I crawled outside with my butt pouted and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, this corpse has turned into a rice dumpling, and it bit me just now."

"Damn it." When Lu Yixing heard this, he became anxious in an instant. He screamed and got into the hole. His head hit my butt so hard that it hurt me a little. There was no way, this coward was scared It's like this, it's useless for me to persuade, so I have to speed up and climb forward.

"Where's the little mouse?" Lu Yixing asked while crawling.

And when he asked, I froze in place for an instant, yes, where is the little mouse?
The fluffy one just now dared to move and bit my finger lightly. Could it be a little mouse?
Lu Yixing, who was behind, was still rushing forward vigorously, and I was lying on the ground: "Hurry up, hurry up."

I thought to myself that this Lu Yixing seemed to really love his own life enough, it must be because he used all his energy.

I cursed: "Lu Yixing, it's okay, that's not a zongzi, that's a little mouse."

Lu Yixing was stunned: "Can you stop teasing me?"

"I'm teasing you a bird." I said.

Lu Yixing didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Liu Zi, you don't have any nerves in your head, you can't tell the difference between a rice dumpling and a little mouse."

His uncle's, I just touched it with my hands, and my spirit was in a state of high tension at that time, so where can I tell.

Lu Yixing and I walked back with our buttocks pouted, and saw through the faint light of the mobile phone that the little mouse was sitting in the coffin angrily, with its hands crossed on its chest, looking very cute. Pouting her mouth and turning her head, she is very anthropomorphic.

Ha, this little mouse is so cute!
(End of this chapter)