Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 111

Lu Yixing and I worked hard again. This time I spotted the spot, and then took out the little mouse and the "Tao Te Ching" in one go. Looking at the intact "Tao Te Ching", we were relieved. Take a breath.

I took another look at the coffin with my mobile phone and found that there was nothing wrong, so I was relieved and prepared to take the "Tao Te Ching" out.But when I took the phone back, I was horrified to find that Lu Yixing opened his mouth wide, his white teeth were exposed, and he was closing his eyes. His face was distorted, ferocious and terrifying. He looked like Jay Chou and Lin Chiling. In the tomb robbery movie that he starred in, there was a younger brother who was possessed by a ghost after eating konjac.

What's even more frightening is that this kid's throat is sharp and he still makes a horrible sound effect of rattling, rattling, which is as terrifying as it is matched with this face.

I rub!

At that time, I was stunned, thinking that your sister's Lu Yixing must have been possessed by a little ghost, what should I do?

At that time, I didn't care too much, so I just flew out and kicked Lu Yixing to the ground. At the same time, I drew out the money sword and greeted the kid's head with a smack, making Lu Yixing cry Father shouted at mother: "Liu Zi, what are you doing, stop beating..."

I thought to myself, does your sister think that she can fool me by doing this?You clearly controlled Lu Yixing's body.So I continued to slap this guy's cheeks with the money sword, I really couldn't believe it, my awesome money sword that can slay demons and demons can't do this little devil.

But by the way, hasn't the ghost of the eldest sister been taken away by the local spirit agent?Then this possessed Lu Yixing, maybe it was a lonely ghost floating from somewhere.

Money Sword Slapping, Tao Te Ching Smashing, Qiankun Bottle Sucking, I just couldn't handle this guy, I couldn't help becoming anxious, seeing this guy struggling more and more fiercely, but I was a little indifferent.

"Master Liu Zi, if you don't let me go, I'll fucking break up with you!" Lu Yixing guessed that he had been beaten quite badly, and couldn't bear it any longer, and cursed loudly.

I froze for a moment, wondering if Lu Yixing was trying to scare me into playing?Of course I wouldn't give the other party a chance to breathe, and asked while beating me hard, "You opened your mouth just now with a ferocious face, you just looked like you were scaring me."

"I'm scaring your sister." Lu Yixing scolded, "I was joking just now, now I'm almost trapped to death."

When I heard it, I couldn't laugh or cry. What's the matter with your sister? The ghost didn't meet her, but she gave Lu Yixing a beating first. If you say it, you can't make people laugh, oh no, Have to laugh until the anal fissure (Advertisement: cure hemorrhoids, use anal Thai).

I hurriedly stopped what I was doing, and said apologetically, "Lu Zi, are you alright?"

Lu Yixing covered his red and swollen face and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing but ghosts, your sister, you've never seen you be so ruthless when you beat ghosts!"

I smiled embarrassedly: "Didn't I see that little devil dare to go on my brother's body, am I angry? No matter what, I can't let the little devil go on my brother's body, don't you think so?"

Lu Yixing gave me a blank look: "Okay, I won't chase this time, let's go out quickly. But am I that ugly? To be regarded as a ghost by you, it hurts my self-esteem, you know have no idea?"

I was speechless: "Okay, Lu Zi, I will treat you well after I go back, now is not the time to complain."

Lu Yixing didn't continue to complain, nodded and climbed out with me.

But when I climbed to the entrance of the cave, I suddenly felt that there seemed to be light at the entrance of the cave, like the light of a flashlight, criss-crossing, and I didn't know how many people there were.

My heart began to beat faster, this fucking person died before he was able to leave school, he must have been discovered by someone.My head was dizzy for a while, and I kept thinking in my heart, if Yue Yaowei knew that I robbed her mother's tomb in the middle of the night, Yue Yaowei would definitely call me a pervert.

At that time, wouldn't the image of me in her mind be just... the more I think about it, the more my heart chugs, and I feel at a loss for a while.

That idiot Lu Yixing didn't know there was a flashlight outside because he was behind me, so he kept urging me, "Liu Zi, hurry up, your sister, it smells like a dead body."

"There are people, there are indeed people here." As soon as Lu Yixing finished speaking, a thick man's voice sounded outside, and at the same time, I heard a sound of footsteps on the ground, and the entrance of the cave was surrounded almost in the blink of an eye. Living.

"Liu Zi, what's going on with your sister?" Lu Yixing asked in a tearful voice.

I was also stunned, his grandma, how do I know what's going on above, why so many people gathered all of a sudden.

"Listen to the people inside, come out quickly, or we will set off smoke bombs!" The voice was quite loud, echoing back and forth in the cave, and echoing back and forth in my heart.

Hiding here is definitely not a long-term solution. After all, we are like bound beasts. We can only move forward and backward, and there is not much space. We are forced out.

How can grandma do this?I was depressed for a while.

"Lu Zi, we are surrounded." I said to Lu Yixing, "What shall we do?"

Lu Yixing scolded: "Why are you so unlucky, why don't we let the little mouse out and scare these grandchildren away."

"What scare method?" I asked.

"When the little mouse ran out, he just had to scold his uncle for his stupidity, wouldn't these guys be scared away?" Lu Yixing said.

"Forget it, you." I said, "If you want to go out and really say something human, I guess these guys will sell this little mouse as a rare thing to the circus, and then we will have to spend a lot of money Redeem this thing."

Lu Yixing nodded thoughtfully.

After much deliberation, there was really no other way, so the two of us had no choice but to bite the bullet and go out.

When we walked out, we found that the other party's people had already surrounded the burglary hole we dug, and the group of people were all dressed uniformly, but they were not the black suits that often appear in underworld movies. On the contrary, it looks like a factory uniform.

"You guys are so brave, you came to rob the tomb in the middle of the night!" The leader, a guy with an electric baton, stared at me angrily.This guy is different from the rest of the gang. He is wearing a security uniform, which, with Zhang Fei's appearance, and the electric baton in his hand, can be regarded as a bit of prestige.

"Who robbed the tomb." Lu Yixing immediately argued, "We are going on a trip."

"Travel? Has anyone traveled to the tomb?" The security man gave us a hard look.

"Who is going to travel to the grave." Lu Yixing retaliated confidently: "We are going to dig up the earth and travel to the other side of the earth."

Lu Yixing didn't feel ashamed at all, but I felt ashamed for him first. Is there such a thing as lying?If you do this, people will think that we are second-hand.

But after thinking about it at the time, there was really no second explanation, and I could only follow Lian and claim that yes, our geography teacher said, as long as we dig along the ground and dig up the earth, we can go to the United States . "

"Haha, so it's a silly comparison." The security captain laughed loudly.

Lu Yixing's eyes widened instantly: "Who are you calling stupid? This way you can save a lot of money when you come to the United States, and you don't need a visa. It's really the first choice for poor people like me. And in the future, we will also use This channel has been transformed into a toll channel, and anyone who wants to go to the United States can pass through my channel at that time, of course, there will be a fee."

"Okay, what are you pretending to be stupid?" The security captain gave me and Lu Yixing a hard look: "Think we can let you go by pretending to be stupid? Hmph, we have already called the police, so you should give me a call." I'll just wait and see."

"What, you all called the police?" Lu Yixing was dumbfounded, and there was a moment of panic.

"Ang." The security captain nodded: "Not only did we call the police, our Chairman Yue and Miss Yue will also come back later, so you can wait for the lawsuit. Hmph!"

Lu Yixing and I's hearts skipped a beat. It's over. What I was most worried about happened. If Yue Yaowei finds out what Lu Yixing and I did, he will definitely blame us.

(End of this chapter)