Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 109
I sighed: "I don't want to spend at all right now. If this 10 yuan can buy Yue Yaowei's happiness, I would be willing."

"Hey, I found out that you are really a lover." Lu Yixing scolded: "What do you mean, you, you think that Yue Yaowei and you will come true in this way? Don't be a fool."

Lu Yixing sighed, and then continued to drag me forward.

"Liu Zi, where do you think we can cash this check?"

"How would I know," I said.

"By the way, there must be an explanation on the check, take it out and have a look." Lu Yixing said suddenly.

I froze for a moment, then looked at Lu Yixing inexplicably: "Are you kidding me, didn't you take the check?"

"Damn it, Liu Zi, don't scare me!" Lu Yixing was crying; "You are sitting next to the check, you should get it, besides, I was suppressed by that big sister at that time, you If you don’t take it, who will take it?”

I said: "That's your labor fee, I'll take it, and you are very greedy for money, I thought you took it?"

Lu Yixing cried, crying and shouting to go back to get the check, but he was hugged by me, I thought to myself, big brother, don't embarrass me, I really don't want to embarrass myself with you.

In the end, Lu Yixing was finally persuaded by me and did not go back to get the check.

But when I walked halfway, the little mouse suddenly got out of my arms, and opened his mouth to say: "It's his uncle."

Grandma, I was really taken aback when I heard this delicate voice so suddenly.I gave the little mouse a hard look, and cursed: "Speak dirty again, I'll kill you."

The little mouse scolded another idiot, jumped out of my arms, and then used both hands and feet, and quickly wrote two block letters of "my family" on the ground. It looks good, but I feel inferior for a while because of my bad calligraphy.

"Where is your home?" Lu Yixing asked inexplicably.

'Moral' and 'Books'.

The little mouse wrote these two beautiful characters on the ground again, which made me feel envious and jealous for a while.

But I don't know what's wrong with this little mouse. If you want to write, you have to write two characters, and you can't write three characters or one character. This is really weird.

"Where did I put the Tao Te Ching?" I touched my bosom, but I didn't touch the "Tao Te Ching".But Lu Yixing slapped his forehead hard at this time, and cursed: "It's broken."

I froze for a moment, thinking what would happen?What happened?Dang even looked at Lu Yixing inexplicably: "Lu Zi, is your head broken?"

Lu Yixing shook his head again and again: "Where, what I mean is that things are broken, aren't our scriptures still pressed on the crystal coffin? Paralyzed, it must be buried with the crystal coffin, right? "

As soon as Lu Yixing said, my face turned red instantly, as if congested.

Yes, I put the "Tao Te Ching" in the crystal coffin to press the corpse, and the dog must have been buried with the coffin. This thought made me blush, and I felt fear and worry in my heart.

This "Tao Te Ching" is a treasure that I got with great difficulty. I don't know how many times I saved my life. If it is really buried in the ground, then I am... Days, I will meet demons and ghosts again in the future, How can he be resurrected with full blood?

Shit, no, no matter what, the Tao Te Ching must not be discarded.I hurriedly said to Lu Yixing: "Come on, Lu Zi, I must get the "Tao Te Ching" back, this is the guarantee of our survival."

But Lu Yixing scolded: "What the hell, you still have the face to go back, but you didn't let me go back just now." So Lu Yixing started pulling again.

I suddenly found that the two of us are very interesting. At first it was Lu Yixing who was pulling me and not letting me go back, and then I was pulling Lu Yixing and not letting me go back, and now this Lu Yixing is pulling me and not letting me go back ... Shit, if it happens that both of us want to go back, we probably should go back.

"Then we don't want the Tao Te Ching?"

"How can we not?" Lu Yixing said: "At least it is our savior. Wouldn't it be ungrateful to not want it? It's just that the crystal coffin is not in the manor right now, so we have to go to the grave to steal it."

"But the coffins are all buried. If we want to dig them up, we have to say hello to the Yue family."

"You idiot, the Yue family will allow you to dig a grave? You know that digging a grave is a business that cuts off children and grandchildren. If you dig it, you will be an eunuch, don't you know?"

I wiped, I was stunned for a moment, thinking that Lu Yixing can really think, this so-called cutting off children and grandchildren is just that he can't give birth to a baby, it's not that he can't become a eunuch, this kid has too much brain.

"Then we don't want the Tao Te Ching?" I asked with a sad face.

"Don't do anything." Lu Yixing said: "I mean, we can't dig graves in broad daylight, and we can only dig graves at night. It's better to find someone who has experience, otherwise it's easy to be discovered."

I lowered my head and smiled bitterly. After a long time, I finally raised my head slowly, and said to Lu Yixing in a deep voice, "Lu Zi, let me tell you the truth! Three generations of my ancestors have been digging graves. My father said, I This generation also has to inherit the business of digging graves, or it may be punished by God..."

Lu Yixing looked at me with great interest: "Speak, continue. I like to listen to short stories about tomb robbers the most. How exciting."

His uncle, when I tell a ghost story.In fact, what I said is true.

It's just that I never believed in such nonsense as God's punishment, and my father didn't seem to want me to engage in this business, so I never took it seriously.

My grandfather's tomb robbery was at its peak at that time. In my father's generation, there were basically no good tombs, so I had to dig out urns occasionally. In my generation, hey, I'm afraid I can only dig trees in the ground. Rooted.

"Why don't you talk about it?" Lu Yixing asked curiously.

"Talk about your uncle." I glared at Lu Yixing; "I'll go back with me to prepare for the guy's affairs, and I will go to the tomb with me at night."

"Wow, Liu Zi, you're really going to rob the tomb!" Lu Yixing looked at me with a bewildered expression, with an incredulous expression on his face.

"Of course." I said, "I told you everything, my ancestors have robbed graves for a living."

"I think, you may have read "Tomb Raider Notes" too much." Lu Yixing said: "Let me recommend one to you! "My Tomb Raider Career" by Taoist Lao Jiu is very awesome. As the successor of the third uncle of the Southern School. I am currently following up."

"There's so much nonsense here, go back to sleep and act together at night."

After I finished speaking, I went home alone.

My family also has a set of special equipment for tomb robbing, which are all small gadgets. Although we are not really robbing tombs this time, it is also my debut show, so I think it is better to be fully prepared, so as not to cause anything to happen along the way stubble.

I used to hear my grandfather tell a lot of stories about tomb robbers, and what he said was very mysterious. Sometimes I really suspected that he was fascinated by watching "Tomb Raiders Notes" too much. Maybe Lu Yixing said "My "Tomb Raider" was written by him and posted on the Internet, but what the old man said seemed to be true, and I couldn't tell the truth from the fake.

My father later told me some awesome stories about his tomb robbery, but it is far from my grandpa's tomb robbery story!Basically, how to avoid the staff when digging the urn, and how to find someone to sell the stolen goods.Sometimes I despise my father, this thing is really wicked, you take away the urn and let people live somewhere.

"It's simple." My father said, "I'll make them a yin air box. It's the best thing to put the ashes in. It's warm in winter and cool in summer, and you won't feel aggrieved. It's really easy to die with an urn. 'Ghostly'."

I don't know if what my father said is true, anyway, I'll just listen to the truth, at least I feel better psychologically.

When I got home, my parents were not at home, so I rummaged in the storage room. There were some old things in it, such as the stick building for artificial cultivation, plows for plowing the fields, huozi, etc. There are also a set of large-speaker player and popcorn machine.

I plugged it in and tried the loudspeaker player, not to mention it worked.I have seen Cixi listening to music with gadgets on TV, but I never thought I could listen to music with gadgets today.

Grandma Cixi and I are treated the same way, haha.

I rummaged through boxes and cabinets for a long time, and finally found some props for tomb robbers.

In fact, I don't need to take all these things. After all, we are not going to rob the tomb, but just dig a hole in the tomb, then get in, pry open the coffin and take out the "Tao Te Ching".There is no danger.

But just to be on the safe side, I still bought black donkey hooves and garlic. If I encounter something evil again, I will avoid "heroic sacrifice", right?
I had dinner at Lu Yixing's. I bought some pork head meat and sauced beef. Lu Yixing had a few bottles of the old village chief given to him by the boss. We drank wine to strengthen our courage and went to the cemetery together. up.

The Yue family is a big family, so there is no need for cremation when a family member dies. This is a semi-open secret.Moreover, the cemetery their family was looking for was a tomb with good geomantic omen. I heard from Lu Yixing that it was a rather difficult to find tomb.

When we came to the cemetery, we were all speechless, because the outside of the tomb was sealed with cement, and if we guessed correctly, the inside should also be made of bricks.

Such a hard building, I am afraid that only migrant workers can dismantle it. We are two skinny chickens, it is strange to be able to dismantle this concrete floor.

After much deliberation, I finally had to adopt the traditional method of tomb robbery, digging a hole from the mud on one side, and then slowly drilled to the side of the coffin.

After figuring this out, Lu Yixing and I started digging with a shovel.

(End of this chapter)