Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 10

At that time, the yellow weasel was devouring an egg laid by the yellow chicken, but my grandfather got in and startled the weasel. To beat it to death.

But my grandfather didn't hurt them. Instead, he hugged the yellow chicken to block the female ghost outside.So the weasel was grateful to my grandpa.In fact, at that time, the yellow skin was about to achieve a positive result, and it was still easy to deal with a sealed female ghost.

So the yellow skin scared the female ghost away.And because my grandfather didn't notice Huang Pizi, he naturally attributed all the credit to the yellow chicken.

Afterwards, in order to repay my grandfather, these yellow skins became my family's family guardians, protecting my family from generation to generation, so as not to be harassed by the thousand-year-old female ghost.

Hearing what the old man said, the sense of fear in my heart has been reduced a lot, buddy. Although I am not sure whether what the old man said is true or just making mysteries, but these words have had a great effect on my belief.

"By the way, what do you mean that Huang Pizi protects our family from the harassment of that female ghost for generations? Could it be that what the female ghost said at the time is true? To harass our family for generations?"

The old man nodded: "Of course it's true. Although I didn't see any trace of the female ghost, I can smell a scum on you."

"Bah, you're a scum." I cursed.

"You know what!" The old man became impatient: "This scum is not that scum. What this scum means is that the lack of one of the five elements on your body is a sign that you are often haunted by ghosts."

I'm a little guilty and paralyzed, why should I be so scary? I've been haunted by ghosts for generations. When I think of this, I feel chills down my spine.

"By the way, the "Louguan Taoism" you mentioned is a book of Taoism written by the patriarch, which covers almost all the spells of Louguan Tao. It may be a trace of the patriarch's soul that was bound in this book. In the book, it just so happens that your five elements are quite similar to those of the patriarch, after a long time of contact, it is not impossible for the patriarch to entrust you with a dream."

"And after the patriarch entrusted you with a dream, a trace of his soul will naturally become a part of your body, and some of your most yin ways will naturally be improved and developed by the soul of the patriarch. It is like psychic, which is bestowed on you by the patriarch. ability……"

"By the way, psychic!" I suddenly remembered: "My classmate said the coat pocket, so what are we still doing in a daze, hurry up and see what is in my classmate's coat pocket."

The old man nodded: "The key is whether you dare to go or not, you don't have to worry about zombies running out in the middle of the night and biting you."

"Old man, if you scare me again, I won't be polite to you." I rolled up my sleeves and showed him my muscles... well, skinny.

"This child is malnourished." The old man looked at my arm provocatively and said sarcastically.

Going into the morgue in the middle of the night, I guess I am the only one among the students in the whole country.Fortunately, he was accompanied by an old man who often dealt with corpses, so he didn't feel so panicked.

I went back to the locker of the dead ghost classmate and bowed respectfully: "Student, don't worry, I will definitely avenge this revenge for you."

It's just that this time I didn't hear the cries of the dead ghost classmate. Everything was so quiet. On the contrary, I felt a little eerie, talking to the corpse in the morgue in the middle of the night...

"Your ghost classmate can't hear you." The old man said, "I have already rescued him during the day. I found a young female ghost for him here, and the two got married in the dark, so I went down to register." .”

Nima, is it true?
I tremblingly opened the freezer where the corpse was hidden, and after learning that I belonged to Lou Guan Daoist in a certain way, I suddenly felt that my career had become more advanced, quite mysterious, and a burden on my shoulders It was also heavy, as if the task of saving the world really fell on me, so facing the body of the corpse, there was a sense of sacredness, and the sense of fear was relieved a lot.

I fumbled around in his coat pocket, and I found a piece of paper folded into a thousand paper cranes. I took it out, opened it gently, and looked at it again.

It turned out to be a love letter written by my classmate, a dead ghost, but it was a pity that I had a bear hug with Dadi before I handed it over to my crush. Afterwards, I got married in the dark and left this world forever.

But it seems that this classmate has true love for that girl, otherwise it is impossible to die and still miss this love letter...

Because the love letter is a private item, I folded the love letter and put it away carefully. After this matter passed, I personally handed the letter to the classmate named Zheng Yanan.

Later I found out that this Zheng Yanan is a boy, and this student who is a dead ghost is a comrade.All of a sudden, my view of love collapsed, and there really are no surprises in the world...

I discussed the next plan with the old ghost again, and felt that my thinking was careful and there were no loopholes. Then I was relieved, closed my eyes and slept comfortably in the old ghost's house.

"Little ghost, little ghost, wake up!" Early the next morning, I was woken up by the old ghost. I opened my eyes and asked in a vague voice, "What's the matter?"

"Your school is dead." The old ghost said.

"Ah?" I jumped up with a groan: "Wow, I said that your old stuff is unreliable, now it's over, you're dead."

"It's none of my business." The old ghost said, "It's not just the one who died."

"Ah?" At that time, my whole body went limp, and I almost fainted. Not only one person died, but a child is equivalent to a family.

I hurriedly asked: "How many people died, you should tell me clearly."

"Let me tell you this, it must be several hundred billion." The old man said.

I rely on!

I cursed, and only then did I know that the old ghost lied to me. The old ghost was talking about sperm. It is estimated that dozens of classmates had nocturnal emissions this morning.

"Eat quickly, and go to school after eating." The old man said: "We who are engaged in superstitious work must also charge up quickly, otherwise we will fall behind and be OUT."

I really want to spray the old lady with a stinky face, who is practicing feudal superstition, I am the authentic inheritor of Louguan Taoism.

After brainwashing by the old stuff last night, I basically agreed with my identity.It's just that when I think of how many yellow skins are following me, I still feel a little terrified.

Although they are also to protect me.

I followed the old thing to sit on the table, and found a plate of braised chicken on the table, no need to think, it must be my savior.I felt sad for a while, a living life, in the blink of an eye, turned into a delicacy in the hands of this thug, it was too much, too much.

In order to prevent my savior from being completely devoured by the murderer, I started to grab the old thing with all my teeth and claws.I have to say that the old ghost looks quite wretched, but in fact his craftsmanship is quite good.

He went to school with a full meal, but as soon as his mother walked to the school gate, he found that the school gate was extremely lively, as if someone was fighting.

I have always despised this kind of guy who fights when he is full and bored, so I didn't plan to care about them at the time.

But I didn't expect that just as I was about to leave, I heard a fat man's voice from inside the circle: "I'll fucking kill you."

It was the fat man who was fighting, and my heart jumped with a thud. As the fat man, Yijie Jinlan, I rushed forward almost without thinking, and squeezed through the crowd.

What was paralyzing was that the three gangsters from the school beat the fat man together. One of them was pressed down by the fat man. The fat man just beat the grandson fiercely. On top of him, there were two other guys kicking and beating him constantly.

How dare you bully my brother!

At that time, I yelled and kicked a guy's ass with a flying kick. The grandson fell like a dog and ate shit, and another yellow-haired man rushed towards me with his teeth and claws.

At that time, I didn't know where the courage came from. I picked up a brick and threw it at the grandson's head.

Hey!
The grandson let out a heart-piercing scream, and fell to the ground covering his head. I felt blood on my hands. I patched the grandson's stomach again, and then threw the brick on the ground. The classmates who rushed to watch scolded: "What are you looking at, I have never seen a fight, so get out of here..."

Those classmates were probably stunned by me, and they all ran away in fright, for fear that I would hit them with a brick.

The guy who was kicked by the dog who ate shit was frightened when he saw me so fierce. He sat on the ground and looked at me stupidly, and didn't get up for a long time.

The fat man also stopped, and I glanced at the guy who was crushed and beaten by the fat man. His nose was bruised and his face was swollen. Is that still a human being?Fatty is such a dead-headed guy, he firmly believes that in a group fight, you have to hug someone and beat him hard, and he doesn't care about others beating himself.

In his words, at least enough fucking money.

I pulled the fat man up, then looked at the three grandsons with bruised noses and swollen faces, and cursed: "Fuck me, listen to me. If you dare to tell the teacher about this, don't blame me, brother, I will attack you. I never Northeast Nagada ran here and didn’t mind running any further.”

After that, he dragged Erpang and walked towards the campus in a coquettish way.

Er Fatty walked for a long time before he came back to his senses, dragged me aside, with a surprised expression on his face: "I'll go, boy, where did you get such courage, you used to be as timid as a mouse!"

"Damn, you're as cowardly as a mouse." I glared at Erpang: "Okay, tell me how you got into a fight with those grandchildren?"

"Hey, don't mention it." Er Fatty said: "Those grandchildren want to charge our protection fee. Do you think I can agree to them? I'll go, I'll protect them for a fucking night last night and confiscate their protection fee. Even if it’s pretty good.”

I smiled bitterly: "Hey, these grandsons are really ungrateful."

"Hey, by the way, where did you put the yellow chicken?" Er Pang suddenly looked at me and asked.

I patted my stomach: "Here."

"Oh my god, you wouldn't eat the yellow chicken, would you?" Er Fatty's eyes widened, with an incredulous expression on his face.

(End of this chapter)