Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 11 Sun Extinguishing Talisman

"Eat it." I smiled and said, "Let me tell you, that yellow chicken doesn't work at all. Brother, I have Baojiaxian to protect me, so I'm not afraid of that disabled ghost at all."

"Bragging, you just..."

Anyway, I've already told him the truth, so I'm not cheating my friend, right?

Originally, Erpang and I were worried that the two punks would tell the teacher, but we were terrified all day long.But the result was unexpected. Instead of suing us, those two idiots even took the initiative to apologize to us and said that they would worship us as the boss.

He also said something stupid about being a teacher for a day and being a father for life, but I didn't take it seriously.

At that time, I didn't intend to be a gangster, so I declined the request of the two of them.But it's very strange, from now on our classmates see me and Fatty are much warmer and respectful.

Later, a few gangsters came to me and said they wanted us to join his gang, but Er Fatty and I ignored this kind of thing. Instead, we told them in a very arrogant way, don’t continue to break the jar It's broken, how difficult it is for your parents to make money, how much ambition they have for you, how sad they should be when they see you so depraved...

Now I understand how pretentious I was at that time.

During the whole day, Fatty couldn't keep his eyes open when he was in class. In my vague memory, Fatty seemed to be lethargic all day long.

When it was time to go to bed at night, the fat man was still listless, but this guy was quite responsible, and volunteered to continue to stick to the first half of the night.

But I have already made a plan with the old ghost, and I don't need Erpang's help, so I persuaded Erpang to go back to rest, and I have found a way to exorcise the demon.

Of course, Er Fatty didn't believe what he said to me. Out of brotherhood, he decided to help me take care of it.

I really had no choice but to tell the fat man about the old ghost, saying that the old ghost is a Taoist priest who specializes in catching ghosts, and he has a certain level of cultivation and can communicate with ghosts. I learned about it from the dead ghost classmate The matter of Ban Duan Weng was guarded here yesterday, and Ban Duan Weng was so frightened that he didn't dare to harass him.

As soon as Er Fatty heard this, he immediately patted his thigh and cursed: "You old bastard, I said that that bastard looks like a Taoist priest, but that bastard still doesn't admit it. Damn, even I dare to lie to you. Second time, I don't want to live Already!"

Seeing that Er Pang was emotional, I smiled helplessly, and then pressed down on Fatty's body: "Okay, Er Fatty, don't fucking call me, it's not good to be heard by your classmates. Go to bed quickly, I have to get ready soon, tomorrow My brother has a surprise for you!"

Er Fatty laughed: "Success, hurry up and get ready. If you need anything, just say hi to my buddy."

Then I jumped on the bed, and before I even stepped out of the dormitory, I heard the rhythmic snoring of the fat man.

This guy is like a pig, a pig that can eat and sleep.

At around ten o'clock, the lights in the dormitory were turned off. On my bed, I set the alarm clock until eleven o'clock, then closed my eyes and fell asleep.

That thing doesn't show up until twelve o'clock, so I don't have to worry about it coming out to make trouble before the early morning.

Jingle bell, jingle bell!
When the time finally came, I stretched long, took a deep breath, put on my clothes and ran out.During the period, I heard a roommate in the same dormitory yelling vaguely: "Mom, turn on the light, I want to pee."

"Wet the bed." I said casually and ran out.

It turned out that my words were quite dignified. The next day, the boy peed on the bed, and then the news quickly spread to every corner of the school. Everyone knew the news, and even the boy became the focus of girls' gossip. .

As a result, that kid changed schools later, and I felt guilty about it for a long time. Why are you making a prank? I guess this incident will leave a shadow on that kid for the rest of his life.

I walked to the door and glanced at the sky. The full moon had been covered by dark clouds, so pitch black that I couldn't see my fingers.

I tiptoed to the place where the dead ghost jumped off the building, and then pasted the Yang Extinguishing Talismans that the old ghost gave me on both shoulders and the top of my head.

The old man said that these Yang Extinguishing Talismans are for extinguishing the three Yang fires on a person's body, that is, the three Yang fires on the shoulders on both sides and on the top of the head.Without yang fire, yin prospers and yang declines, this is the object that Ban Duanweng likes to cling to.

Once you are targeted by the half Weng, you can catch the half Weng with a little trick.

As soon as I put the three charms on my body, I felt a chill, just like the chill on my back when I heard a ghost cry in the mortuary.But this feeling is much stronger than that feeling.

Numb, I scolded the old ghost in my heart, if this thing doesn't work, let's see how I scold you when I go back.This thing is really tossing people.

I squatted down against the railing, looking around in fear.As long as there is any trouble around me, I will act quickly.

Watching the hour hand pass by every minute and every second, my heartbeat rate gradually accelerated. As the hands approached the early morning every second, my body seemed to gradually become stiff.

I don't know if it's because of the psychological effect or because of the cold weather. In short, I feel that my legs are frozen, and I want to move, but it feels like my legs are not my own, so I can't move.

Drop drop, drop drop!
At this moment, the alarm clock I had set finally rang. It was early in the morning, why didn't the dog show up?

But it’s almost too late, I stared wide-eyed, but the surroundings are so fucking dark, there’s no difference between eyes open and eyes closed, I just do this to comfort my over-feared psychology.

One second, two seconds, three seconds... I feel like my life is passing by in the painful waiting of second by second, just waiting for an hour like this, I feel like I have passed my whole life long.

Wait, finally there was movement, I started to hold my breath, and listened to the surrounding movement with my ears up, once I waited for the thing to approach, I immediately started to act.

Four meters, three meters, two meters...

I didn't realize something was wrong until the thing was two meters in front of me. The paralyzed man has no legs, how could there be footsteps?

Could it be that it's not a half-headed man, but a ghost?

I wipe!
At that time, I really wanted to jump up and scold my mother, because the things we prepared were all for the half-headed man, who knows if it will be effective against this ghost with feet.At that time, I was almost scared to death. If the thing I prepared had no effect on this ghost, what should I do?

I was about to cry in fright, and couldn't help but start to tremble, holding the spell against the half-cut Weng in my hand, ready to stick it on at any time.

Finally, that thing got close to me, and I could even hear the icy breath from that thing...

It's time, I thought in my heart, and then with a bang, I took the charm and stuck it hard.

But to my disappointment and horror, the spell didn't do anything, as if a piece of ordinary paper was pasted on the person, and it didn't even emit any light.

It didn't work, I tried to distance myself from the opponent, and flew out with one kick, but kicked heavily on the ghost with legs.

"Damn it!" Then, I heard a sissy scream at the top of her throat, and then there was no movement.

"What?" I was stunned, it wasn't a ghost just now, but his mother's person.

I hurriedly turned on my phone and took a look, it wasn't something wrong, this is the idiot from the class next to me, a sissy, nicknamed a sissy, why did this guy come out in the middle of the night?

But I obviously couldn't get the answer, because he had already fainted from fright. At this moment, some classmates woke up with screams one after another, and shouted in the dormitory: "Who, what are you yelling in the middle of the night?"

"Director, go out and have a look."

"Chief dormitory head, go and have a look, it sounds like a woman's voice to me."

I can't let them get caught, otherwise maybe they will come up with some kind of moth, maybe they will suspect that I have a romantic relationship with this bitch in the middle of the night.

I slipped away in a hurry and found the old ghost who was smoking in the grass downstairs: "Old ghost, it's useless, that thing hasn't come yet."

"Let's go." The old ghost stood up and wanted to leave without hesitation.

"Wow!" My buddy, I immediately became anxious: "You don't want to lure that disabled ghost out, but you want to go back. You let me waste so much time and energy on it."

The old ghost smiled: "I can't help if that thing doesn't come out."

I said how about we wait?
The old ghost said wait a bit, if you don't come out in the early morning, then you probably won't come tonight, and waiting any longer is just a waste of time.

Dude, I'm so angry and paralyzed that I won't come after midnight, so doesn't that mean that I wasted so much time on the roof and suffered so much fright for nothing!
The more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I became, and my teeth itch with hatred.

But as the old ghost said, if the thing doesn't come out, we have nothing to do, so I had no choice but to go back with the old ghost.

After returning, the old ghost didn't let me sleep, but explained to me some spells of Lou Guan Dao, including drawing symbols and so on.

I don't know why, anyway, as soon as I heard the old ghost talk about Lou Guan Dao's Taoism and spells, I immediately became energetic, and I listened with gusto, without falling asleep at all.

As a result, when I was in class during the day, there was almost no class with my eyes open, and I almost dozed off on my stomach.

Fortunately, buddy, my grades are not good, basically the type that the teacher gave up, so I am not worried that the teacher will call the roll.And even if they were named, so what?Dude, I'm the awesome Mr. Yin-Yang, if you mess with me, I'll be a bunch of villains.

The next day, the old ghost and I went to watch the night again with our things. Like the previous few times, we still got nothing this time.In the early morning, the old ghost and I came back. After returning, the old ghost taught me the knowledge of Lou Guan Dao.

(End of this chapter)