Notes on hitting ghosts

Chapter 9
"My dear sister!" After confirming that the disabled ghost was indeed in the teacher's apartment, I jumped up with the yellow chicken in my arms, and ran up the stairs stepping on the stairs. The half of Weng ran wildly in the direction.

But as soon as I ran downstairs, I suddenly noticed that there was a dark figure stalking in the weeds in the open area in front of the boys' dormitory. I don't know what it was doing.

My breathing immediately became rapid, and I thought to myself, maybe that thing has already 'ordered' people to jump down from upstairs?That would be bad.

Fortunately, I still hold the yellow chicken in my hand. If that thing dares to sneak up on me, buddy, I can still ask the yellow chicken for help and let the yellow chicken save my life.

I approached on tiptoe, my whole body on alert: "Who is it?"

At that time, I was even ready to hear the sinister sneer of 'Jie Jie', and I was even ready to throw the yellow chicken in my hand.

"Sure enough, it's you." I suddenly heard a familiar old man's wretched sneer, and I quickly understood the owner of the voice. Isn't it the old guy who looks at the mortuary?

That old thing who often dealt with corpses suddenly appeared here, which made me feel uncomfortable and felt like staying with corpses.

I tried my best to suppress the panic in my heart, and asked, "So it's you, why are you coming to our school in the middle of the night?"

"Then why are you wandering around the dormitory with the yellow chicken in your arms in the middle of the night?" the old man asked with a smile.

"I... I said that I was subjugating demons, would you believe me?" I said.

"Yes, of course I do. And I'm here to help you get rid of demons." The old man said with a sudden smile.

"Oh, help me get rid of the demon?" I was stunned: "Don't make fun of me, I can't stand a joke."

"Who is joking with you?" The old man said with a smile: "Let me ask you, are you a descendant of Lou Guan Dao? Is your master a master of Lou Guan Dao?"

"Lou Guan Dao!" Hearing that this old thing knows Lou Guan Dao, I was shocked instantly: "How do you know Lou Guan Dao?"

"Because I am one of Lou Guan Dao's successors." The old man said with a proud expression on his face: "How about it, do you think that the old man is very awesome and I admire him so much!"

Worship shit, shit shit, this was my truest thought at the time.

"How do you know I'm from Louguan Tao? To tell you the truth, I'm not from Louguan Tao at all."

"You don't have to lie to me, it's not like I can't see it." The old man smiled and said, "When you channeled psychics during the day, I could tell that you are the successor of Lou Guan Dao."

"I have a psychic during the day?" Hearing the word "psychic" in the middle of the night, I couldn't help but tremble all over with fright: "Are you kidding me, I have a psychic? Impossible, why don't I know about psychic?"

"Didn't you say today that you heard your dead classmate cry? In fact, the ghost of your classmate was lying on your back at that time, crying to you. Because the birth dates of the two of you are quite compatible, plus During the time I was with you, your yang energy was too weak, so the ghost of your classmate could easily crawl onto your back."

What the old man said sent chills down my spine. If the old man hadn't told me in a serious manner, I even suspected that the old man came to scare me deliberately in the middle of the night.

"Don't scare me!" I stared at the old man fiercely and said, "If you scare me again, I'll yell and moleste, and it won't be good for us then."

"Hey, I'm just wondering, why did the patriarch choose you, a little dishonest person, to be the preacher of Taoism in Louguan?" The old man sighed helplessly: "Don't believe what I said, didn't you say, you Did you hear your classmate talking about coat pockets? I'll take you to check your classmate's coat pockets later, don't you know if what I said is true or not?"

I thought about it, and it was true what he said, Dang even nodded: "Okay, if I find out that you are lying, don't blame me for being rude to you."

"Hey, according to my seniority, I am also your uncle anyway, can't you show me some respect?" I am always full of hostility towards him, and I guess the old man is a little reluctant: "Tell me, where is your master?" place?"

"You really feel so good about yourself? Hmph, unfortunately you guessed wrong. I am not a successor of Lou Guan Dao, let alone a master of Lou Guan Dao. I am just an ordinary student." I said to the old man.

"That's all right, all right, what kind of bullshit mystery do you still keep in front of me?" The old man was obviously a little impatient: "Let's help you subdue demons and demons first."

Only then did I remember what was going on, and hurriedly asked: "By the way, did you see that half weng just now? I found that half weng dangling upstairs."

"That's my trick." The old man said: "Actually, this is what you saw." As the old man said, he pointed to a paper bundle placed on the ground. Although it was simple, I could still see the general outline clearly. Yes, it's just one person carrying another person on his back, and the other person has no legs.

If this is placed in that bright place, it really seems that there is a half-headed man holding a person and dangling.

"Your sister, you are fucking playing with me." I cursed: "It will kill people, do you understand!"

The old man chuckled: "What a mess, you are still able to subdue demons at your level. I don't think you have subdued demons yet, but the monsters gave you up first. Don't worry, that thing is not good today." The meeting will come out, and the time has already passed. By the way, you arranged for that chubby before."

I was panicked for a while, as if this guy could see through my mind, or else this old guy knew so much about me?For example, he knew that I came to find Ban Duan Weng, knew that Xiaopang was arranged by me, knew that I would run down when I saw this paper tie, and even knew that I might be raped by a ghost...

"Let's go back." The old man said to me: "That thing can only appear at the most yin time. Now that the most yin time has passed, it won't appear. After I go back, I will enlighten you, disciple."

As he spoke, he bent his waist and walked in front with his hands behind his back.

There are too many secrets about this old man. In addition, I also really want to know whether there are ghosts and gods in this world, and if there are, what kind of state do they exist in?Is there hell, is there reincarnation, is there yin and yang intercourse...

For a while, my mind was filled with all kinds of curiosity, and I couldn't wait to know the answer.

So I followed behind the old man and walked in the direction of the funeral home.I was still a little uneasy along the way, wondering whether this old thing is reliable or not. If half-hearted people come to harm my classmates again, wouldn't the guilt in my heart increase again?

After finally returning to the house, the old man opened the door, turned around and smiled at me: "Come if you say you want, what else do you have?"

As he spoke, he dragged the yellow chicken over.

I was startled, and hurriedly stopped the old man: "What do you want to do?"

Anyway, he is also my savior, we don't know how to repay the favor, and we can't be cruelly killed by the old man.

"I'm sorry for my stomach if I don't eat such a fat chicken." The old man smiled at me.

"No, this is my savior!" In a hurry, I said the words that made me ashamed to say.

"Who told you that?" The old man glanced at me: "I said, why are you so stupid? Chicken blood is the most yang thing, and it is effective against ghosts and zombies when combined with glutinous rice. Such a fat chicken, in addition to being able to Apart from making you look stupid, it has no exorcism effect, do you understand?"

I was stunned for a moment, but I was still a little unconvinced: "Why do you say that? My ancestors have an allusion about using chickens to exorcise demons."

"Oh, exorcism with chickens? You believe..."

I thought about it, then shook my head: "But that's what my grandpa told me, holding a chicken scared away a thousand-year-old female ghost."

"Oh, what's going on? Tell me." The old man glanced out the window, then picked up a willow leaf and wiped it on his eyes.

I glanced out the window, it was empty and there was nothing, and then I told the whole story in detail.

"Oh, no wonder." The old man said, "I said why they always follow you, thinking they are trying to kill you."

"What do you mean?" I was startled by the old man's words again, and I couldn't help shivering.

The old man didn't say anything, he just lit three sticks of incense, then put them into the incense burner, put them by the window, and muttered in a low voice: "My dear brothers, eat more, hehe, it's really hard for you .”

Paralyzed, I was so frightened that my body became stiff at the time, what a fucking mess, this is, old things don’t have neuropathy, what’s going on?
You know that the morgue is next door, buddy, it’s pretty good that I didn’t pee my pants because of the scare, this scene was so scary.

Then you say what did I see?
In the quiet and windless night, those burning incense plants seemed to be blown by the wind, burning quickly, and a lot of smoke drifted out of the window, and then disappeared out of thin air.

It's like being swallowed by someone.

There's something out there!
I realized this painful predicament at the first time, and I couldn't help shivering all over with fright.

"Xiao Liu, come here and kowtow to your Jiabaojiaxian." The old man said to me with a very solemn expression.

For some reason, I now feel that the old man is quite majestic. His words are orders, so I can't refuse, so I did what he said, walked up and kowtowed twice.

After that, the old man called me to the table and explained everything in detail.

It turns out that it was not the yellow chicken that scared away the thousand-year-old female ghost, but a nest of weasels hiding in the chicken coop, commonly known as yellow skins, and we call it here: the prodigal son of the locust tree!
(End of this chapter)