don't mess with me

Chapter 72 Let's Run
The scene fell into frenzy and turmoil for a while. I have to say that everyone has a habit of rejoicing. It is far worse for you to conjure a goldfish or playing cards carefully than to conjure up a half-ton statue!

This time, needless to say, a bunch of spectators rushed to the stage to visit the place where the Guanyin statue was just now.

At this time, everyone also knew the background of Spice Girl—the reason why she changed Guanyin was because she was a disciple of Zong Beilu. If she wanted to be popular, she didn't have to condescend to come to this stage to perform!

I was dumbfounded and said, "Damn, it turns out that the biggest bug in this show is not Bingo's spells, but this chick." With a clear identity, she is a favorite everywhere. She has worked so hard to come to the draft, just to gain a reputation that does not rely on the teacher to fight for herself. In the end, she ran into an opponent like me with two knives and all kinds of crooked ways. No wonder she is not angry with me, she wants to make her struggle history appear more grand.

The audience also had a plan in their minds at this time. This kind of disciple of a famous school must be aiming for the championship. After all, a Sanxian wild fox like me will not be able to move on the stage.

The host was about to go on stage with an excited expression, but the hot girl waved her hand to signal him to wait, and then said loudly, "We will invite Mr. Yan Tingqiang next."

The host was taken aback, not understanding why someone took his job.

The audience was even more confused. Some people thought that we would put on a joint performance like I did last time, and the applause was unprecedentedly warm.

Seeing that I couldn't hide, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk out.

The hot girl smiled and asked, "What show will Mr. Zhen perform next?"

I scratched my head and said, "To be honest, I haven't thought about it yet."

Someone in the audience laughed.

The hot girl asked: "Excuse me again, can you really do magic tricks?"

"Uh, not really."

The audience still thought that this was arranged by us in advance, and they all watched with great interest.

The hot girl said: "I heard that you are very good at temporarily copying other people's magic tricks. Are you interested in becoming a Guanyin statue?"

I waved my hand: "No."

"What about escaping in water?"

I chuckled and said, "Girl, do we have such a big enmity?"

The audience continued to laugh.

The hot girl changed the subject and said, "Do you think you are a cheater?"

The audience stopped laughing...

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Every magician has done 'deceiving the world'. As for 'stealing names', it depends on how you understand it?" Backstage shouting...

The hot girl sneered, "How dare you call yourself a magician?"

"I... I never said I was a magician at all."

The hot girl suddenly said to the audience: "Friends, not only is this person not a magician, he can't even do the simplest magic tricks. I know that it is immoral to decipher the magic tricks of my peers, so I won't tell you how. I was deceived, but I still want to expose this man's face, you are all deceived by him."

When the host saw that the limelight was not right, he hurriedly laughed and said, "Okay, this is the end of the joke between the two contestants. Next, I will invite Yan Tingqiang to perform for us..." The audience also looked at us in surprise.

The hot girl waved her hand and continued: "I don't want to compete with him, I want to challenge him!"

The host stammered, "What do you mean?"

The hot girl stared at me and said, "Well, as long as you can choose one of the magic tricks I performed before and repeat them, I will admit defeat. Otherwise, please leave the magic circle completely and stop tarnishing our industry."

Zong Beilu said in a deep voice, "This contestant, you talk too much."

The hot girl simply said: "Everyone knows now that my teacher is Mr. Zong. As a judge, he has a lot of things to say, but I can't watch Yan Tingqiang use the worst means to deceive the audience. My challenge will take effect now. I reiterate. Once again, as long as Mr. Zhen repeats any magic tricks I have performed, I will immediately admit defeat!"

The audience looked at each other and talked a lot, and now the fools can see that we are not joking.

Some people shouted from the audience: "This is not fair, you can turn into a goldfish and show us."

The hot girl smiled slightly and said: "This magic prop is a bit special. I admit that I can't change it now, but if Mr. Zhen can change it again in front of me without being found out by me, I am willing to admit defeat—" She asked me, "Would you like to change again?"

I shook my head... Lu Dongbin lost all his mana, of course I can't change this magic.And the hot girl has the confidence to say this because she thinks that I have completely changed the goldfish to use the clumsy method of slide lanterns. I explained it to Zong Beilu at the beginning. Thinking of the old man's conflicted eyes at the time, it is obvious that this method is used in magic. A magician who is born is not willing to accept.

Seeing that I was scared, the audience shouted in disorder: "Yan Tingqiang, change yourself!"

The host couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and murmured, "I want to remind you both that our show is broadcast live, and the grievances and grievances between you colleagues are best resolved off-stage."

The hot girl said loudly: "I am not with him!"

At this time, the director also came forward, discussing with the dispatcher whether to insert a commercial first...

The performing artist on the judging panel said: "I think this is very good. If there is anything tricky, I will show it all. This can also increase the ratings."

His joke didn't have much effect, and the atmosphere at the scene was tense.

Seeing that I stopped talking, the hot girl said loudly: "Mr. Zhen, please answer me directly!"

Tianjie Doll sighed: "Xiaoqiang, we have received a lot of emotional coins, but...how do you end up?"

I forced a smile, and said to the audience: "I admit that I am not a magician, but... don't you like to watch my magic tricks?"

The audience began to deny it, and shouted one after another: "No, tell me what's going on?"

The hot girl said aggressively: "Since this is the case, you must apologize to all magicians! Your opportunism has made their hard work all in vain. You are an insult to this industry!"

I helplessly spread my hands and said, "Can I quit the competition?"

The audience and judges were taken aback, but the hot girl said: "No! You must apologize first!"

At this time, Tianjie Doll suddenly broke out: "Xiaoqiang, compare with her! Damn, you are too deceitful!"

I reached into my pocket and said, "How do you compare?"

"We still have a car!"

"Are you going to sell the car and apologize?"

The Celestial Doll said angrily: "I can change it away!"

"Hey, that's right!" At this moment, I also got angry, and waved my hand vigorously, "Okay, I also accept the challenge! But I can't change the Guanyin statue, I want to change the car!"

The hot girl didn't expect that I would actually have to struggle desperately, and hesitated: "What car?"

"Otto!" I shouted loudly, "The show I want to perform is Alto!"

The hot girl said coldly: "Okay! Let me see how you change!"

I told the director: "But I can't change here, I need everyone to follow me to a place."

"Where are you going?" The director was about to collapse.

"Follow me." I walked towards the parking lot.

"Quick, quick!" The director ordered the lighting and sound effects and the hosts followed me. The audience and judges also became excited and followed me in a mighty manner.

"Xiaoqiang, we still need a curtain."

I turned back to the hot girl and said, "Lend me your cloth again."

The hot girl snorted and motioned for the assistant to bring it to me.

When I arrived at the parking lot, I turned around and found my car. My little Alto was parked in the most inconspicuous corner, surrounded by famous BMWs—there are no poor people who can come to this place to watch the show.

I waved my hand and said, "Excuse me, who owns the cars around, please make room."

The audience and the staff instantly became drivers, and each drove away their own cars. Only my car was left in the parking lot.

The director quickly directed people to set up a temporary shooting location. When the lights were turned on, the parking lot became a stage.

The host said: "How do you want to change?"

I patted Alto's roof: "One second, I'll make it go away."

The audience surrounded them and basically had zero distance contact with the actors. At this time, someone reached out and touched the car door reflector or something.

I said: "In order not to let everyone suspect, touch it casually!" I opened the car door and sat in, started the car, so that people can see that this is not only a prop, but also that the old man has a long-term ambition.Several spectators who were not afraid of death stood in front of me and said, "Aren't you going to run?" They guessed right, I had this thought just now...

I reached out and beckoned to Spice Girl, "Miss Spice Girl, don't you want to come and see?"

The hot girl stretched out her foot and kicked on the wheel twice in doubt, and said with her hips on her hips, "No problem!"

I got out of the car and reiterated: "I will cover the car in a while, everyone counts, and I will make it go away!"

The audience asked in amazement, "Is it true?"

Zong Beilu was standing behind me, and whispered at this time: "Zhen Tingqiang, you are no longer doing magic tricks but molesting the audience, you have to think about it!"

I also whispered to the Celestial Doll: "Are we... really going to change?"

The Tianjie doll said angrily: "Change! Must change!"

But people with normal thinking logic know that this is almost impossible. Changing Guanyin on the stage, the stage itself can be changed in any way, and some people have even discussed whether to use a rotating stage or tamper with the lighting. Here is In the parking lot, my car was watched in a 360-degree view with no dead ends. There was basically no way into the sky and no door, so most people thought I was playing a malicious joke with them.

After the check was correct, I signaled the crowd to step back, and then covered the car with a red cloth. The hot girl said blankly, "As long as you succeed, I will admit defeat!"

I snapped my fingers and said, "OK, let's start!"

People looked at me like they were crazy, and I smiled and said, "Count."

"One!" the people said in confusion.

Following this monotonous shout, the red cloth covering the car suddenly deflated, as if the balloon that had just covered not a car but a car model had been punctured violently.

At the moment when people's eyeballs almost popped out, only I noticed a small piece in the center of the red cloth fell slightly—it was the paper cart transformed back into its original form by the Celestial Doll.

I hurriedly asked it: "What about the paper car?"

The Heavenly Doll said cruelly: "Stomp!"

"Can it be recovered?"

"can!"

Without anyone noticing, I stepped forward and stepped on it, then lifted the red cloth, and the Alto car disappeared like air under everyone's gaze!

"Wow——" Accompanied by this "magic", there was no applause or cheers, only the sound of people gasping in surprise, and many people took a step back subconsciously, which came from the most instinctive suspicion of people—in short In short, Ye Gong doesn't blame Ye Gong for loving dragons. Who wouldn't be afraid to see a dragon flying in with its teeth and claws?

I walked around the spot with the red cloth, and said with a smile, "How about it, is it a success?"

After a pause of a few seconds, everyone applauded desperately, including the director, host, and staff.After all, these people are laymen, and it’s nothing more than being happy and surprised when they see the excitement. I noticed that Zong Beilu almost staggered—he and his old partners were stunned!Only experts can understand that my magic can’t be explained no matter what. Changing cars is definitely a long-range magic. I play it like a close-up magic. The location is random, the lighting has not been adjusted, and I can’t see the use of props. There is basically no solution to the magic world.

The young magician was shocked for a while, and quietly walked around behind the hot girl, and said with a wry smile: "I forgot to remind you - lending your props to this guy will definitely be unlucky."

Zong Beilu patted the hot girl on the shoulder solemnly, and said earnestly: "There is a mountain beyond the mountain, you lose!" The hot girl is still expressionless, but this time it is the disheartened kind...

Many viewers unconsciously lie on the ground to study, to see if there is a darkroom or something below.

The performing artist jokingly said to me: "If you can change back, I really dare to give you the championship directly this time!" In fact, everyone knows that even if you can't change back, the championship is mine.

The Heavenly Doll still had a lot to say: "Then change back! Scared that bitch to death!"

I waved my hand and said, "Come on, everyone, back off. Although it's not a good car, it's also quite expensive. I have to bring it back."

As soon as the audience heard this, they were all so excited that they immediately gave up the venue to me.

I kicked the crumpled paper cart under my feet to the red cloth, and said loudly: "Old rules, count!"

"one!"

The red cloth suddenly swelled up, and when I opened it again, my Alto stopped there perfectly—it was just that there were some cracks on the car body that were not easy to detect without looking carefully...

I handed the red cloth to the hot girl, she stared at me like a walking dead, and said indifferently: "How did you change?"

I smiled and said, "Do you know what magic is? If I don't tell you, you'll never know—and it's taboo for you to ask, Miss Spice Girl!"

Zong Beilu said solemnly: "I suggest that we hold the awards ceremony here. First, let the judges rate the two contestants."

The head of the acrobatic troupe said, "Is it still necessary?"

The Tianjie doll let out a bad breath, and now she has reacted, and said loudly: "Xiaoqiang, we can't handle this situation--run!"

(End of this chapter)