don't mess with me

Chapter 71 Proud disciple
The expressions of the four men in tights who were perfectly combined became a little solemn, and the magic of the hot girl obviously shocked them.

Regardless of his own camp, Liu Xiaoliu stepped forward and asked the hot girl, "Sister, how did you escape from the water tank?"

The hot girl rolled her eyes and said, "Do you know what magic is? Even if I don't tell you, you will never know."

Liu Xiaoliu murmured, "What are you talking about?"

The perfect combination also attracted a lot of applause. They performed high-altitude acrobatics. In the air of more than ten meters, there were ropes and nets. Admit that these people are really talented.

The Spice Girls and The Perfect Group clapped their hands in the background to celebrate. With these two programs as the foundation, their popularity is guaranteed, but the fly in the ointment is that they failed to eliminate me in the first round. I also secretly weighed in my heart, if I met one of them on the day of the rematch. The result is really hard to say. These two groups of people are real masters. Magic is not something that you can achieve the best results by surprise. As far as performance is concerned, I It is almost zero, but they have reached the point of proficiency, no matter in terms of program arrangement, psychological hints, and speculation of the audience, they are all at the top level.

The third performer was Passerby A. His acrobatics completely combined Wang Yisan's skills and the perfect combination of international style, plus gag performances, and occasionally amazing stunts broke out, which also attracted bursts of applause—— There are no underdogs who can make it to today.

I started to feel a little dazed. In terms of ability, I can't even compare with others. If Lu Dongbin still has mana, he might be able to fight, but now it seems that my "acting career" is over.

The Celestial Doll comforted me and said, "Xiaoqiang, let's try our best, and we will find other ways if we don't have enough emotional coins."

I reluctantly grabbed the paper tubes given to me by the young magician, and said depressedly: "Then I can't go up and throw two sticks, right?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I still have the last bit of magic power, which is basically enough to make a small trick. How about we make a big difference?"

"How?"

Lu Dongbin said: "How about this, you let the sixth princess play, and then cover her with a piece of cloth, I will make her invisible for a few seconds, and if you let her appear again, it will be an explanation to the audience."

I nodded and said, "That's the only way to go."

I fumbled left and right, and there was no decent curtain in the backstage, so I simply walked up to the hot girl and said, "Can you lend me your red cloth?"

The hot girl raised her chin: "Take it."

"thank you."

The hot girl said mockingly: "I heard that your shows are plagiarized temporarily and you want to take them out. Why, you also want to perform water escape?"

"No."

"Oh, you have to know it too."

I walked back holding the red cloth in silence, and the Heavenly Realm Doll said: "This girl speaks really badly."

This time passerby A also finished his performance, the host said loudly: "I invite Yan Tingqiang, let us wait and see his performance!"

The audience applauded warmly, and people knew that I was an expert at being funny, and they all looked at me with smiles, waiting for me to surprise them.

At this moment, I was very confused, so I took out a few paper tubes on the stage and let them bounce into sticks, but only then did I realize that even the simplest props require skill Well, other magicians won't let the audience see the paper tube in their hands at all, the little stick seems to come out of nowhere, but I foolishly showed it first, and then opened the mechanism on it , Throwing it on the stage, the audience roared with laughter.

To be honest, this is the most technical job I have ever performed on this stage.

After throwing away the paper tube, I invite Liu Xiaoliu. The sixth princess has been looking at the mirror in the background for a long time, and she will come up to the stage in embarrassment. When people see Liu Xiaoliu's honor, they are full of expectations for the magic below— —They all thought it was impossible for me to invite such an ugly girl for no reason.

I walked to the entrance of the platform and picked up the red cloth. I really didn’t know how to proceed. The red cloth was bigger than a wall. I couldn’t play it alone. I had an idea and made a gesture of preparation to Lu Dongbin. Then he grabbed the two ends of the red cloth and ran towards the center of the stage.

The long red cloth was pulled into a fast flowing curtain by me. When I ran to the other side of the stage, Liu Xiaoliu, who was covered by the red cloth just now, was gone!
Applause rang out from the audience, and they endured and looked forward to it. No one thought that this magic trick had actually changed in half...

I ran back to the entrance from the other side of the stage, Liu Xiaoliu appeared, and I walked to the middle of the stage and bowed to the audience.

People were all dumbfounded: "Is this the end?"

It took a long time for the host to regain his composure, and said loudly, "Please invite the first few contestants."

Spice Girls and others walked onto the stage confidently, and the audience applauded and whispered about my magic just now.

The following are the judges’ comments. For the first three contestants, the judges gave their praises without hesitation, and finally pointed out some small flaws from the bottom of their hearts. When it was my turn, Zong Beilu seemed to say something sad: "You've become such a magician!" Seemingly disappointed in me, the performance artist smiled and said, "Contestant Yan Tingqiang, do you know where your show failed?"

I felt cold, this is the first time the judges have been so direct and rude to me.

The performance artist said solemnly: "You invited an ugly girl with makeup on. We all thought you would turn her into a beauty in the end, but you just turned her into nothing. Isn't this trying to cover up?" The audience laughed, and I saw Liu Xiaoliu rushed out like crazy: "I don't have makeup on!" Nezha and Lu Dongbin quickly grabbed her...

The performing artist said seriously: "Actually, as far as magic is concerned, you are fine, and the gold content is still high, but the programming failed - in the end, it's fine if you don't turn her into a beautiful woman, even if you become a mediocre girl." Girl, I dare to call the shots and give you the championship first." The audience laughed.

The head of the Chinese Acrobatic Troupe said: "Zhen Contestant and Wang Contestant (Passerby A) performed magic tricks and acrobatics. Actually, the key point is not in magic and acrobatics, but in being funny. I think these two people are very funny—"

I bumped into passer-by A: "Is this a compliment or a scolding for us?"

Passerby A said helplessly: "Anyway, what I am performing is funny acrobatics, is it yours?"

The head of the group said: "But from a funny point of view, I think Zhen Zhen did a better job, and it's more natural."

Passerby A's face suddenly turned pale.I murmured: "Damn you are funny."

Scoring begins after the comments are completed. In addition to the judges, the audience will also participate in the final scoring session.In the duel between the Spice Girls and the Perfect Group, the judges were very dignified, and the audience shouted for their supporters. The scene was chaotic. In the end, the judges scored 97 points for the Spice Girls and 93 points for the Perfect Group, but the audience was overwhelmed. Supporting the Spice Girls, more than 400 of the 270 viewers voted for the Spice Girls-this is basically the ratio of male and female audiences tonight.

As a result, the perfect combination was eliminated in the first round tonight, and the audience and judges were all overwhelmed.

The next thing is the life-and-death duel between me and passer-by A. I have nothing to worry about. At this point, we will successfully complete the task, and tonight's champion seems to have been produced ahead of schedule. Passer-by A probably has the same thoughts. The two of us With a relative smile, they are already detached from the outcome.In my heart, I hope that Passerby A can win, because I can't conjure the next magic trick no matter what...

After some scoring, I still advanced to the final with 50 points. I noticed that although Zong Beilu had some complaints about my magic, he still gave it a higher score than Passerby A. The other three judges almost abstained. The scores given are the same, and the final decision depends entirely on the audience.

I understand that my popularity is still beginning to decline. If I have the momentum of the last two games, I should be crushed without any suspense when I meet a player like Passerby A.Based on our performance, it is normal for anyone to qualify for the final. This 50-point advantage seems to be that the audience still has expectations for me.

In the background, the perfect combination was dejected, and then they had to compete with passerby for No.3 first, and then they came to the final with me and the hot girl.

"Damn it, it took me a long time to get No. 3." The perfect combination began to complain, staring at me angrily, they had already automatically filtered passers-by.

I whispered, "It's not me who eliminated them—all jugglers are narrow-minded!"

The competition for No.3 began soon. The people in the perfect combination embraced the hot girl at the entrance of the stage and prepared to go on stage. The hot girl cheered them up: "Come on, you are the best acrobats."

The person with the perfect combination was a little discouraged: "Of course we are the best, but I don't know if you are the best magician - are you sure to beat that kid?"

The hot girl smiled coldly: "Just wait and see!"

She came to me and said with a sneer, "Actually, you don't know how to do magic at all, do you?"

"Uh... did you see all of this?" The hot girl's eyes are really poisonous.

"Don't be silly with me. I've seen all your magic tricks. It's not so much magic as it is a scam. My master told me that the more incredible a magic trick is, the simpler it actually is. Take that big-changing goldfish as an example. Are you using the photoelectric effect?"

"Hey, how do you know?"

The hot girl rolled her eyes and said, "Because there is only one reasonable explanation."

Lu Dongbin said: "Girl, we didn't offend you, and we didn't say that we must compete with you for the championship. Why are you so aggressive?"

The hot girl snorted coldly and said, "Chasing the championship with me? Do you deserve it? If magic changes like you do, then you might as well just watch sci-fi blockbusters from now on. I just can't stand the way you're bluffing and deceiving to please the public."

Liu Xiaoliu was dissatisfied and said, "Isn't the water escape you acted a trick? Otherwise, how could you have escaped in such a short time and even changed your clothes?"

The hot girl said coldly: "There is a trick to this. If you are really top magicians, you should know the trick of this magic, right?"

Liu Xiaoliu took it for granted, "There must be a hole in your water tank..."

The hot girl looked at me with a smirk: "This is your team?"

I said helplessly: "Beauty, there is still a final between us, so you are harassing our opponent by criticizing us now?"

The hot girl was speechless for a moment, and then said: "My opponents are all respectable people, I am too lazy to treat you as opponents with such petty tricks." She said and walked aside.

Lu Dongbin said helplessly, "This woman really has a temper."

I whispered: "What should we do now? We can't get the next show."

The Heavenly Doll whimsically said, "How about we run away?"

Nezha said: "If it's really not possible, I will show off my three heads and eight arms?"

I waved my hand and said, "Forget it, if I don't know you are Nezha, your three heads look fake to me."

Nezha said: "You can let them come up to verify."

"Uh, that's even worse. This is magic, not a horror movie."

This perfect combination of people returned to the backstage after the performance, and it was time for passers-by. I walked up to this guy with the same hatred and said: "Come on, you are the best!"

Passerby A gave me a blank look: "I know I'm not!"

The result is self-evident, No.3 was taken away by the perfect combination, the judges and the audience are gearing up, waiting to see the final battle between me and the hot girl.

The host came on stage and said: "I'm going to ask the hot girl to perform her finale show tonight—" He paused, and said in a voice distorted with excitement, "Great Guanyin!"

The audience is in an uproar!Everyone knows that the Great Change Avalokitesvara is the most high-end magic so far in China, and only Liu Xiaoguang has changed it. I didn't expect the hot girl to perform it herself. If it is true, then I will make a profit tonight.

Following the host's voice, a huge Guanyin statue was dragged to the center of the stage by a trailer. This Guanyin statue was more than four meters high and had a solemn treasure appearance. After being unloaded, the stage was shaken by dust.The audience suddenly became excited.

Spice Girl and her hunky assistants came on stage, set up a ladder and climbed up and down to get busy. Then she stood on the ladder and said loudly: "In order to prevent the audience from doubting the authenticity of this Guanyin statue, everyone is free to visit the stage."

When she said this, people couldn't hold back immediately. Those who reacted quickly rushed to the stage, and the people behind were not to be outdone. In the end, almost all the audience lined up to see Guanyin, and some touched it. Touch the base, and finally agree that it is true.

The hot girl Leng Ding asked: "Mr. Zhen Tingqiang, would you like to come up and touch it?"

With a smirk on my face, I said from a distance that I don't need it.

"Okay, now I'm going to cover it with a cloth. Let's count to five together, and I'll make it disappear!" She and her assistants put a huge curtain on the Guanyin statue, and the audience shouted like crazy: " Five, four, three..."

The hot girl smiled and waved her hand: "Wait, I'll get down first and then start."

The audience also laughed...

Lu Dongbin looked up at the Guanyin in astonishment, and said in surprise, "This is a waste of money. How much does this statue cost?"

I spread my hands and said, "Don't talk about it, how much is that piece of cloth?"

At the front desk, there was already a loud counting sound, "Five! Four! Three! Two! One!" Lighting, music from slow to fast, a burst of exciting drum beats on the hearts of the audience!
The hot girl showed off her figure, quickly pulled down the curtain, and the statue of Guanyin disappeared!Only the collective petrified audience is left!
Lu Dongbin couldn't help applauding: "Oh, it's so good—"

I was speechless: "Brother Bin, where are you from?"

Lu Dongbin said: "It's good in the first place!"

The performing artist on the judging panel clapped his hands and turned his head and said, "Unexpectedly, Ms. Spice Girl is Zong's favorite student. It's no wonder." At this moment, the audience suddenly realized that Spice Girl is Zong Beilu's apprentice!

(End of this chapter)