don't mess with me

Chapter 73
How easy is it to run?We are now surrounded by three floors inside and outside, and the judges are still waiting to give me an award.

I jumped on the roof of the car and waved my hands: "I have a few words to say."

The whole place fell silent in an instant.

While racking my brains to figure out a way to break out, I sat cross-legged on the roof of the car and said in a calm and eloquent manner: "I remember what Zong Lao said - magic is an art of deceiving people. Another colleague told me that the more incredible the magic is, the simpler it is, but I concluded that magic is an art that makes people happy. Whether it’s true or not, I’ve changed and you find it interesting. That's success."

Someone below asked me: "Then your magic trick is fake?"

I said, "Of course it's fake! If I can really turn into a goldfish, I'll sell the fish. If I don't make a sale, I won't lose money. What am I doing here?"

People laugh.

I went on to say: "But I also want to explain one thing - I really don't know how to do magic tricks. Some programs are just me and my friends using the photoelectric effect to joke with everyone. Strictly speaking, they are not magic tricks."

Someone patted my driveway: "What about this, is it also our illusion?"

I smiled and did not answer, and said: "So Miss Spice Girl is actually right. I am not a magician at all. Here, I want to apologize to her and make another solemn statement: I, Yan Tingqiang, will withdraw from this competition. This time the champion will be Ms. Spice Girl, and I will not show up in the magic circle again, please don’t disturb my normal life in the future.”

"Wow——" The audience was really shocked now, and many people said in a hurry: "Then how did your last magic trick change, explain it!" "Don't go, you are in our hearts He is the most powerful magician."

I gave Lu Dongbin and the others a look, they hurriedly got into the car first, I jumped out, quickly got into the car and honked the horn twice, the people in front subconsciously got out of the way, I hurriedly started the car The car ran towards the gate, sticking its head out and laughing: "This time, brother is really going to run!"

The audience, the judges, and the staff were caught off guard and watched me run out of their sight with dull eyes. Many people chased after me and were quickly thrown off by me.

In the car, I shouted excitedly while holding the steering wheel: "Sweet!" I asked the Celestial Doll, "How many emotional coins have you collected?"

"Break through the 3000 mark!" Tianjie Doll concluded, "It's full!"

"Great, let's retire now, shall we?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "I just wronged you."

I said indifferently: "There is no grievance, but it's true that the Spice Girl is a bit useless for the championship. I didn't plan to fight her at first, and she has to be reasonable!" Our combat purpose is indeed not to want the championship. A little worried, "People don't know how to flesh me out?"

Tianjie Doll said: "In the beginning, it will definitely be, but it will only be popular for three to five days. How can there be such a thing as rushing ducks to the shelves in the entertainment circle now? If you don't toss yourself, people will soon forget you. Jay Chou has withdrawn from the bestseller list .”

I nodded and said, "Yes."

Our car got out of the movie studio, it was already dead of night, I was afraid that someone would follow me, so I drove the car along the wall, and there was a figure walking in the opposite direction to us, passing us.

Lu Dongbin scratched his head suddenly and said, "Why did that person look so familiar just now?"

Nezha also said: "I seem to have seen it too."

Lu Dongbin asked suspiciously, "Is there anyone here that we both know?"

The two looked at each other, and suddenly said in unison: "Ao Bing!"

I slammed on the brakes and stopped, turning the car around quickly.

The man looked very young, with a roll of newspaper in his hand. He just walked to the entrance of the film studio, peeked in furtively, then shook out the newspaper and showed a sword.

Tianjie Doll said loudly: "No, Ao Bing is here to attack the show!"

Lu Dongbin jumped out from the co-pilot and shouted, "Ao Bing!"

Ao Bing was taken aback, and turned his head to look—this boy is really handsome, with a face like a crown and eyes like peach blossoms, a bit like the second male lead in a Korean drama. When he saw Lu Dongbin, he was shocked at first, and then he waved the sword in his hand towards us False chop down.

Suddenly, the wind was strong, and I saw the leaves and waste paper on the ground rush towards us, and then the car body shook slightly. Lu Dongbin stood behind the car door with half of his head exposed, and was almost thrown upside down by the strong wind. Grabbing the car door, his body was blown up in the air, and it seemed that he would be blown away as soon as he let go.

The Heavenly Doll said: "Nezha, hit him with the Qiankun ring!"

Nezha was sitting behind me. He took off the Qiankun ring from his neck, and just opened the car door a gap, and was immediately photographed back by the strong wind. Nezha said anxiously: "I can't get out."

Lu Dongbin's body was shaking, and he cursed loudly: "Ao Bing, you have the guts to put down your sword, we will fight alone!"

Ao Bing sneered and said, "Do you think I'm stupid?" He slashed left and right, and the two front wheels of our Alto car gradually lifted off the ground, and stood up like a bear. About to fall backwards, the Celestial Doll said: "Nezha, kick the door!"

Nezha understood and kicked the door of the car away desperately, looking for an opportunity with the Qiankun ring in his hand. Seeing this, Ao Bing speeded up and waved his sword. Our car was completely erected, and Lu Dongbin was hung on the door of the car and yelled, It was also the first time I held the steering wheel and saw the stars in the sky...

If things go on like this, as long as there is another small wind, we will inevitably fall to the sky, but at this moment, the strong wind stopped coldly, and Ao Bing was slashing horizontally and vertically with his sword in his hand, but it seemed that something went wrong.

The Celestial Doll said: "He has no mana!"

Lu Dongbin let go of the car door and landed on the ground, angrily said: "Little bastard, are you out of luck now?"

Ao Bing looked at the sword in his hand, then at the menacing Lu Dongbin, and ran away.

"Stop!" Lu Dongbin chased after him.

Nezha nimbly got out of the car and placed the Qiankun circle on his left shoulder, but he didn't make a move for a long time. The Tianjie Doll said: "I've already given you the emotional currency, hit it!"

Nezha was in a daze for a moment, and finally watched Ao Bing escape from sight.

That boy Ao Bing ran faster than the characters in the anime. It was almost no exaggeration to say that he was running in a flash. Lu Dongbin had no magic power and was wearing sandals. Said: "This little bastard, did the people of the Demon Race install springs on him?"

Nezha also said with a half-smile, "His escape ability has indeed improved a lot."

Holding the steering wheel nervously, I broke down and said, "Can you talk to me later?"

My car was still upside down, swaying from side to side with the breeze blowing, I'm afraid a sneeze could turn us all over.

Liu Xiaoliu first threw Pippi out of the window and said, "I'm going out!" As he said that, he was about to crawl out.

I was out of my wits and said, "Don't move, don't move!" She moved her butt and the Alto car fell back again, I hurriedly stretched my hands to maintain balance...

"Bingo, Nezha, help me!"

Lu Dongbin and Nezha rushed to the side of the car roof and pushed forward. Ao Tuo fell to the flat ground with a thud, knocking me and Liu Xiaoliu upside down.

I waited for a long time before asking: "Where's my back door?" The car door was kicked by Nezha and flew away with the wind.

The people in the film studio heard movement at the door, and someone ran towards them.

"Get in the car."

I reloaded Lu Dongbin and Nezha, turned around and ran away, and found my car door in a ditch nearly 500 meters away.

Nezha picked up the dirty car door, gestured for a long time and said: "Brother Xiaoqiang, it can't be installed."

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Go home and stick it with the paste—you should hold on first."

Just like that, Nezha held the car door ajar and we went home.

Downstairs, Tianjie Doll turned the car back into a piece of paper and said, "Take it, repair it and drive it again."

When I got home, I found a bottle of glue and stuck it to the car door, and asked, "It's not surprising that Ao Bing came to trouble me, but who can explain to me why he came last?"

Tianjie Doll said: "If I'm not wrong, this kid is also watching the live broadcast. His purpose of creating panic is to collect emotional coins. The best time is of course when the show is at its climax, so he will choose you to perform the show. The time has come.”

I nodded and said, "I think so."

Lu Dongbin said: "He went to create chaos, his identity is similar to Xiaoqiang, he is the maker of emotional coins, so who is the heavenly doll in the demon world?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "I'm also very curious about the behind-the-scenes messenger of the Demon Race. I think it should have the same ability as me."

I smiled and said, "Aren't you a bit disappointed that you can't be the only one?"

The Heavenly Doll snorted and said, "Even if I'm not the only one, you'll be fine—that guy from the Demon Realm must have no means of making money. Isn't it blind to find an agent like Ao Bing? If he makes money, he won't be let Ao Bing gave up halfway, so he must be self-defeating and the loss outweighs the gain."

I was stunned and said, "Are we a business war novel?"

Tianjie Doll said: "Everyone has worked hard today, especially Pipi, well done!"

Pippi wagged his tail vigorously at me, and I found a 10-dollar bill from the drawer and threw it to it, saying, "Your reward!" A friend who came back from the United States exchanged it for a fresh idea. The relationship between me and him has not reached the point of taking money casually, so I exchanged it at the exchange rate at that time. It's past 1 o'clock.

Leng Ding, the celestial doll, said, "Nezha, you obviously had a chance to make a move, why did you let Ao Bing go?"

Nezha was stunned, and was silent for a moment and said, "If I made a move at that time, Ao Bing would be seriously injured if he didn't die. I don't want to increase the hatred between me and the old Dragon King."

Lu Dongbin said: "Do you still care about this? If you hadn't been blocked by the Four Heavenly Kings outside the Nantian Gate, you would have killed Ao Guang together. I think you are simply soft-hearted and unwilling to do so."

Nezha sighed and said: "Maybe you are right, I don't understand why, since that incident, I have gradually stopped killing, even if someone like Xiaoxiao offends me first, I'm fine." My mind is as knowledgeable as theirs, and I always feel that it is not very interesting."

Lu Dongbin said: "Is it related to your father? I heard that there was a quarrel between you father and son because of this matter, don't you feel chilled?"

Nezha shook his head and said, "My father and I are fine now."

I carefully ironed the paper car with a soldering iron, hoping to at least make it look [-]% new after being ravaged by the soles of my shoes...

Nezha looked at everyone in the room strangely, and suddenly said, "Baby, do I have enough emotional coins to go back to the heaven?"

The Celestial Doll said: "Enough!"

Nezha murmured, "Then... I want to leave tonight."

Tianjie Doll said: "So fast? I thought you should at least say goodbye to Liu Laoliu, and Zhao Qianqian, won't you say goodbye to that little girl?"

Nezha's expression was visibly stagnant, and he said slowly: "I still don't want it, the military situation above is tense, and my father can't support him alone. Maybe there will be changes after I go there at night."

The room fell silent for a while, and no one knew what to say.

I ironed the car mechanically, and said silently: "Is that why you don't want to stay with us for a while?"

Nezha scratched his hands and said, "No..."

I forced a smile and said, "I'm not afraid. Brother Qiang said he would take good care of you, but in the end he sent you to a place like school and suffered for more than a month."

Nezha hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, don't say that, I...I..." His eyes turned red with coldness, "To be honest, these days are the happiest I've ever lived. If I had a choice, I'd rather Be a mortal in the lower realm."

I turned my back and tried my best to joke: "Let's not do this, who will believe it?"

"Really!" Nezha said, "I live a very comfortable life here. I don't have to think about anything every day. It's simple. This is the most carefree life since I was born. Brother Xiaoqiang, when I win the battle I will definitely come down to see you."

I couldn't help but said: "Let's go, let's go, don't be sensational."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Are you really leaving now?"

Nezha nodded.

The Heavenly Doll said helplessly: "Then find a place that is convenient for you to ascend without attracting attention."

I said, "Go upstairs! No one can see that."

"good idea!"

Nezha took his Qiankun ring, Huntian Ling and Fenghuolun, and we slowly went up to the top floor together, and climbed up the roof from the fire escape. Pipi yelled at Nezha a few times.

Nezha patted its head and said: "Pipi, goodbye, I will invite you to my house in the future, and I will let you eat as much as you want."

I smiled and said, "It seems that your father is not very clean."

Nezha said: "Brother Xiaoqiang, there will be a date later!"

I waved my hand and said, "The later the better, I want to live a few more years." I know that if there is no accident, the future will be indefinite...

Nezha said again: "Brother Lu, Princess Six..."

Liu Xiaoliu waved and said, "Oh, let's go, it's very convenient for us to meet again."

Nezha smiled and said, "Baby, please."

The Heavenly Doll said solemnly: "Okay, you get ready."

Nezha nodded: "I'm ready."

The Celestial Doll said: "Start!" Lights flashed in its hands, and Nezha was gradually wrapped in a cloud, and finally his feet slowly left the ground.

Seeing Nezha rising higher and higher, we all waved goodbye.

At this time Nezha finally said: "Over there... don't mention me anymore, let her forget me as soon as possible."

Lu Dongbin smiled desolately and said: "This child still doesn't understand the warmth and coldness of human relationships. Although boys and girls are in love for the first time, it is also the time when they are most in love. Zhao Qianqian is probably the most difficult person in this world to forget him."

(End of this chapter)