don't mess with me

Chapter 215 Spring Festival Gala
Later, I watched helplessly as it was almost dawn, so I arranged for everyone to sleep.

On the bed, I looked at the awkward doll and said, "Are you feeling better?"

The baby said depressedly: "If you chop a knife on your leg, drink plenty of water, pay attention to rest, and your skin will be as smooth as fat, and you will be able to break it immediately?"

I said hesitantly: "There is a lot of resentment."

The doll said: "If I had known it would be so troublesome to be a human, I'd better be a rag doll."

I slept until noon and stuttered briefly. We made a rough plan for today. I think what Li Jing said made sense. If the big opportunity is hard to find, we should do it down-to-earth. At present, the only one I have is The sharp weapon is the red thread and glasses left by Yue Lao, so we decided to go to Pei Wei's dating agency first.

Yang Jian sat on the back seat and fiddled with his mobile phone and said, "Hey, what do you think of this one—the bald teacher told the students that I am extremely smart, and the students asked if I could be as smart as you if I shaved my head Yes, the teacher said that you are pretending to be smart."

Wawa and I smiled wryly at each other, and I said, "Second brother, with your temperament, don't even think about being a joker. This is the year your nephew broke Huashan!"

Yang Jian said: "I think the person who wrote the joke is very witty. Both idioms are clever, but the meanings are completely different, haha."

I said weakly, "Are you full just now? I'd better get you a box of five-nut mooncakes."

……

After arriving at "Affection in the Sky", Pei Wei and Zhu Meifang were having dinner, and the two looked up at each other tenderly from time to time. Today is not a holiday, and at a glance, it is clear that Zhu Meifang came out to show affection with her boyfriend.

I walked into the door and said, "Oh, it's in full swing."

Zhu Meifang said in amazement: "What are you talking about?"

"Your feelings."

"Spoof." Zhu Meifang buried her head sweetly.

I asked Pei Wei: "How is it? Are you busy recently?"

Pei Wei said: "Since the second uncle left, no one has given me advice."

I said, "And me."

Pei Wei glanced at me and said nothing.

At this time, Zhu Meifang hurriedly packed away the lunch box and said, "I have to go back quickly."

Pei Wei said: "You don't have to run when you are so tight every day."

I asked curiously, "What are you busy with?"

Zhu Meifang said: "Don't mention it, isn't it two more months before Chinese New Year? I'm busy with the Spring Festival Gala."

I was surprised and said: "Feng Xiaogang's tentacles have already reached our city?" Isn't Feng Xiaogang the chief director of this year's Spring Festival Gala?

Zhu Meifang glared at me and said, "Our TV station's Spring Festival Gala!"

"Oh." I was relieved immediately, Zhu Meifang is from the Propaganda Department, and this matter really has something to do with her.

The baby suddenly became interested and said, "Is anyone watching the Spring Festival Gala on our TV station?"

Zhu Meifang waved her hand and said, "It's not like that, solicit some sponsorship, add some local characteristics, and go through a formality every year-I'm leaving."

The baby tugged at the corner of my clothes and said, "Xiaoqiang, this is suitable for us."

I laughed and said, "What suits us?"

The baby whispered: "If we do the Spring Festival Gala, plus Pippi, how much emotional currency will it be?"

I threw her away and said, "Just kidding, we can't do this job!"

Wawa said: "Is there anything we can't do, why don't we gather a group of people to make a show that makes people laugh?"

I said speechlessly: "It's easy for you to say, just aim at the standard of making people laugh, directors who have been doing it for more than ten years have not done it!"

The baby refused to let go and said: "You do it!"

"I... I even peed my pants when I went to the kindergarten class and everyone put on a show."

"Are you that timid?"

"It's not timid, it's just making excuses not to go on stage."

The baby said: "You don't need to act."

Yang Jian also said: "Don't waste such a good opportunity."

I said with a sullen face, "What do you know, this matter is harder than you imagined!"

Yang Jian put his hand on my shoulder, and said with a firm face, "I believe you can do it, besides, what else can't be done with us helping you?"

"It's because of your help that I'm cowardly..." Wa Wa and Yang Jian pushed me hard no matter what.

Zhu Meifang had already walked to the door. I asked Ai Qiqi: "Well... how far has this party gone?"

Zhu Meifang said, "I'm looking for a director."

"What does the director want?"

"It must be a celebrity in the cultural circle. The TV station is considering whether to hire someone with experience from other provinces. It is best to have directed a few works that people have heard of but have not seen."

"What's the picture?"

"The price-performance ratio is high, and it also has face. Isn't it expensive for you to find Yimou Xiaogang?"

I said, "That's right, CCTV is not short of money."

Zhu Meifang said with a smile: "China Central Television doesn't need money, and you still need money for the great face? The performance fee of the Central China Spring Festival Gala is only a few hundred yuan. Which celebrity doesn't smash his head and squeeze in? It can consolidate popularity, but Local stations don’t have this kind of treatment, and they have to take real money to hire celebrities.”

"Oh." I nodded again and again, "Well... who is in charge of your matter?"

Zhu Meifang said: "Why are you asking this?"

"I... I wonder if we can contract our Spring Festival Gala..."

Zhu Meifang laughed and said, "Contractor?"

I blushed and said, "What should it be called?"

Zhu Meifang said: "I won't tease you anymore, I have to go."

I said, "I'm not kidding you, I want to try."

"are you crazy?"

I sighed and said, "It's probably because I was tricked into doing this."

Zhu Meifang said: "Think it over, it's not as simple as your unit holding a New Year's party and putting on a performance. Our satellite TV station also represents a province."

I spread my hands and said, "I don't have a unit."

Zhu Meifang said: "If you tell the truth, I can't help you with this matter, you still have to see our director."

"Just the Liu from last time?" When I participated in the Miscellaneous Demon Platter last time, I also found Director Liu through Director Hu Tielan.

"Correct."

"That's an old acquaintance, let's go!"

Zhu Meifang couldn't believe it: "I can't understand you more and more. Generally, those who do this kind of thing are either rich second generations or speculators, but you don't look like it either."

……

We drove to the government building with Zhu Meifang, and the civil servants began to go to work step by step. Zhu Meifang took me to the door of Director Liu's office. She went in and explained the situation, and then came out and said, "Go, your boss. The acquaintance is waiting for you."

I asked Zhu Meifang in a low voice, "What's Director Liu's attitude?"

"Anyway, it's not easy to handle. Don't have too much hope. That's all I can tell you."

When I entered the office, Director Liu was still sitting behind the desk, still indifferent to everything, when he heard the door knock, he suddenly raised his head and said, "Why are you everywhere?"

I laughed and said, "They all love this hot land."

Director Liu said: "What's the matter this time, do you want to 'contract' the Spring Festival Gala?"

I said embarrassedly: "I used the wrong word again."

Director Liu tapped the table with his pen and said: "Let me tell you straight, this matter is very difficult for you. Last time we were on the talent show, we could barely talk. This Spring Festival Gala is a matter for the TV station and the Ministry of Culture. We also Just to cooperate with the publicity, you have to understand the general situation, and besides, the matter of the Spring Festival Gala is big or small, who would dare to let you, a layman, intervene, let alone be the chief director." Only then did I know that The term is not called a contractor, but the chief director, which is really the same as Xiaogang's job.

I said, "That's the end of the story, right?" I'm not disappointed at all when I say that, and I don't have any hope for it. The Spring Festival Gala is a high-end and high-end thing that ordinary people just do it at will, so do I. Being forced to do nothing by the doll and the second brother.

Director Liu said: "No, I'll just say it straight. I don't know the details of your background, so I don't have much to say. You shouldn't be bad, but if you really have the energy, you can go to the person in charge of cultural affairs. Deputy Mayor Wang."

"Deputy mayor?" I gasped. If it wasn't for Liu Xiaoliu, I wouldn't even be able to meet officials at the level of the police chief, let alone the deputy mayor.

Director Liu said, "How is your relationship with Deputy Mayor Wang?"

"No...I don't know."

Director Liu smiled and said: "Then I can only help you. If you really want to do it, there is only one way. Toto relationship is not impossible. Doesn't it mean that if you want to find a complete stranger, you only need to go through six acquaintances?" ?” He must have thought I was a second-generation rich man, and even if I entrusted sixty people, I wouldn’t be able to know the deputy mayor.

I said perfunctorily, "Then thank you Director Liu."

Yang Jian asked humbly for advice: "If we contract this matter, where should we start?"

Director Liu said with a smile: "Then form a team first, solicit sponsorship, invite programs with various art troupes, and co-authors, you don't know anything, so you came to me to get the project?"

Yang Jian said: "Can the programs of the art troupe draw out people's emotions such as joy, anger, sorrow, and sorrow?"

Director Liu expressed no expression: "The young man is quite pursuing—of course not!"

Wawa said: "Then we don't use the programs of the art troupe at all."

Director Liu said in astonishment: "What a big tone, what do you guys want to do?"

Wawa said: "We just want to present a wonderful party to everyone sincerely."

Director Liu said helplessly: "I have been in the Propaganda Department for more than ten years, you tell me this?"

Wawa said: "I'm telling the truth."

Director Liu spread his hands and said, "Okay, then I'll wait for your party."

The baby said: "Then you can do us a favor, we don't know Deputy Mayor Wang—"

Director Liu smiled and said, "Waiting for me here."

Wawa flattered her and said, "There's no need for six people anymore. If you give us a one-step solution, we'll rely on you."

Director Liu said: "If I introduce you to Mayor Wang, it will be my favor. Do you think this is appropriate?"

I said meaningfully: "What do you want?" I also have a certain degree of self-consciousness when dealing with this group of people.

Director Liu chuckled and said, "Don't come here. The central government is fighting against corruption and tigers. You didn't come in with a camera hidden in your chest, did you?"

I was startled and said, "You put yourself at that level automatically?"

"Eh? Why did you trick me?" Director Liu quickly saw through my sinister intentions, and he said, "Well, didn't you change a magic trick for me last time? You change it again, If I still don’t see any flaws, I’ll tell Mayor Wang, too? At least you are magic performers.”

"Huh?" I didn't expect Director Liu to have a hobby with hot girls. Last time I brought Lu Dongbin here, and Lu Dongbin turned his ashtray into the back room through the air. That's because Brother Bing is good at these strange tricks. Yang Jian and Wa Wa did not have this ability.

I whispered to Yang Jian, and Yang Jian said, "No problem, I will change it for you."

Director Liu said, "Okay, it's settled."

Yang Jian covered the ashtray with a pair of big hands and said: "Look at it—I'll make it disappear for you first!" He spread his hands while speaking, and the ashtray really disappeared!
Director Liu was surprised and said: "Hey, there are indeed some tricks." He pointed to the back room and said, "Then let me take a look."

Yang Jian grabbed him and said, "We'll see after we leave later, just keep it in suspense."

Director Liu smiled and said, "Okay, I'll trust you again."

The baby said: "Then you can't be foolish."

Director Liu smiled again, picked up the phone and dialed a number after deliberating for a while, and his tone quickly became humble: "Mayor Wang, it's me, Xiao Liu from the Propaganda Department. How about choosing a director? Someone recommended himself to me... Oh no, I don’t know this person very well, but he seems to be well-known in the circle. He was born as a magician. How about I let him talk to you by himself ? Okay, I'll let them go there now." Director Liu immediately hung up the phone and said, "That's all I can say, the rest is up to you."

I quickly said, "Thank you very much."

Director Liu held down the phone and said, "Do you know why I helped you? It's because you really pursue art—" He finally said, "This time you're going to be popular again, don't forget who recommended you. "It suddenly dawned on me. It seems that Director Liu has watched "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons". He is betting on me. If I can kill a bloody road like last time this time, then he is Bole. It is a bargaining chip for my future career, and besides, he really can't figure out my background. Maybe I will be able to use it when I have a high horse and a short foot in the future. This kind of favor is naturally given away.

I promised: "Definitely not!"

After coming out, Wawa curled her lips and said, "It's really cunning. If you say those things, it's like you didn't say them, and we need to remember him as a favor."

I smiled and said, "People in the officialdom, it's not bad if they can do this."

Yang Jian suddenly said: "Come on, leave here first!"

I asked curiously: "By the way, second brother, how did you change your magic?" In fact, I couldn't help but almost asked just now, when did second brother learn how to do magic?And this time I know it's definitely really magic and not magic.

The baby also said: "Yeah, how did you disappear that ashtray?" Director Liu's ashtrays are so different that they are as big as two bricks combined. It is not easy to disappear out of thin air. thing.

Yang Jian said: "I will never change at all!"

The baby and I said in unison: "What about the ashtray?"

"I crushed it!" As he spoke, Yang Jian suddenly put his sleeves on the trash can, and poured out a large pile of glass shards from the cuffs... It turned out that his fingers were not idle when he put his hands on the ashtray, Forcibly crushing a large piece of glass and putting it in the cuff, the trick of this magic trick lies in... having a strong hand!I really wanted to yell Erlang Shen to get out of the magic world!
I jumped up and said, "Then Director Liu won't be able to find the ashtray for a while, wouldn't it mean that we'll be out?"

Yang Jian said: "So I tell you to go quickly, and finish our business before he reacts!"

Wa Wa said: "Even if he knows the truth of the matter, he probably won't dare to say anything?"

I said: "Why?"

The baby said quietly: "Can you offend someone who can crush an ashtray casually?"

(End of this chapter)