don't mess with me

Chapter 214
It was three or four o'clock in the morning when I came out of the nightclub, and Zhao Guozhong was still waiting for me outside. When he saw us coming out, Zhao Guozhong hurried forward and asked, "How is it?"

"How about what?"

"How did you talk? It's impossible for people to not open any conditions, and let so many people go for nothing, right?"

I said casually, "Don't worry about this, it's between us."

Zhao Guozhong jumped up and said, "I knew you had a club!"

I said helplessly, "It's up to you, if you want to move, I'll find a new home for you online."

Zhao Guozhong sighed and said: "Forget it, the people in Sanliansheng have said that I am under your protection, if they know that's not the case, they can't come back?"

In the car, the baby was talking to me about today's affairs in a low voice, and I saw her brows gradually wrinkled, so I couldn't help asking: "Why, what did you think of?"

The baby said: "No...my stomach hurts."

"Stomach hurts... If you want to fart, just fart, I'll cover you up, isn't that fun?" I whispered.

The baby suddenly blushed and said, "It's not that kind of pain, it's like being filled with lead."

"Which one is filled with lead?" I don't know why.

"It's a little falling, like something is about to come out!"

I was suddenly startled and said, "You can't be the one here, are you?"

"Which one?"

"It's...a girl's menstrual period."

The baby also jumped up and said: "Yes, I am a girl."

I said depressedly: "I'm almost becoming a good girlfriend in China, you should know about this kind of thing first, right?"

The baby said: "I have no experience, so what should I do?"

"Does it hurt a lot? It seems that you need to drink brown sugar water—by the way, you have to buy sanitary napkins first!" I suddenly thought of the most critical question.

The baby said: "But how can there be any sale at this point?"

"This is a problem..." It's early in the morning, and most of the so-called 24-hour convenience supermarkets in small places like ours are slogans, and some of them leave work earlier than office workers.

Now our car has entered the community, Zhao Guozhong was about to get out of the car when it stopped at the gate of the building, I could only bite the bullet and say: "Brother Zhao, I need your help with something."

Zhao Guozhong sat down and said, "Say it!"

"Uh..." I scratched my head, not knowing what to say.

Zhao Guozhong lay on the back seat of me and said, "Brother, if there is anything you can't say about our relationship, just say it!"

"This, this..." I blushed, "This matter is really difficult for you, but it's okay not to talk about it."

Zhao Guozhong saw me holding back like this, and said vigilantly: "You don't want me to join your club, do you?" He said solemnly, "Xiaoqiang, if this is really the case, forgive me for not being able to help you. You also know that I have spent half my life. I just came here from fighting and killing, and in the end my wife and children were almost separated. Now I want to be an ordinary person, but don’t worry, if you are in danger, I will fight with your opponents desperately. I, Zhao Guozhong, am not an ungrateful person who crosses rivers and demolishes bridges , but this is not the same as joining your organization..."

I lowered my head and said, "Can you steal a package of sanitary napkins for me..."

"What?" Zhao Guozhong suspected that he didn't hear clearly.

"Help me steal a package of sanitary napkins."

Zhao Guozhong was taken aback and said, "Is this a ceremony for you to join the association?" He still regarded me as a cult.

I faltered: "My...my sister is inconvenient, but I'm not prepared. Don't you have two people of the right age in your family? There must be enough stock."

Zhao Guozhong rubbed the back of his head and said with a laugh: "This matter - no wonder you can't say it."

……

We went upstairs together, Zhao Guozhong tiptoed into the house, and then he stood at the door and whispered to me: "You just wait here, I don't know where to put that thing, maybe I need to wait for a while."

Wawa and I nodded together, I looked at Yang Jian, Lu Dongbin and others behind me and said, "Don't just stand there stupidly, go back first." Everyone was stunned and hurriedly avoided.

After Zhao Guozhong entered the room, I stood side by side with the doll in the dark, somewhat embarrassed, and I said silently, "You won't ask me how to use it when I get it?"

The baby also said silently: "I look seventeen or eighteen this year, but I'm only one year old. Aren't you 33?"

"Seriously correct me, I'm only 27 after the new year, and you may have overlooked a problem-I'm a man!"

The baby suppressed a smile and said, "It seems that we will have fewer and fewer problems to communicate with in the future."

When the door opened Zhao Guozhong and Wang Fang came out together, Wang Fang was holding a big bag of things, she pulled the doll into the room and said: "You girl, are you greedy for cold?"

The baby said blankly: "Huh?"

Wang Fang said: "It must be that you don't pay attention to eating cold food. Did you have dysmenorrhea before?"

The baby said: "No..."

Wang Fang tirelessly said: "Drink some brown sugar water when I go back. It's better to get a hot water bottle to cover it to make it more comfortable. I don't have a hot water bottle right now. If it doesn't work, I can replace it with a drink bottle..." The bag she carried contained everything. Sure enough, it is fully equipped.

I wondered, "Miss Wang hasn't slept yet?"

Zhao Guozhong whispered: "Waiting for me, she thought I would never come back."

I thought about it too, I took Zhao Guozhong away without saying anything, the couple broke up in the afternoon because they were going to die, it was strange that Wang Fang could sleep, I looked carefully, and there were tears in the corners of his eyes, it seems It was the couple who got bored for a while.

Wang Fang taught the baby how to make brown sugar water and how to make a hot water bottle. Seeing that I was still standing aside, she smiled and said, "Is it useful for you to eavesdrop on this kind of experience?"

I reacted suddenly, and said at a loss: "Oh, I'm going back first." Before leaving, I whispered to the baby, "Remember to find out how to use it."

……

Not long after I got home, the baby came up with a bunch of things, and I said, "The water heater and water dispenser have been turned on for you, what else do you need?"

The doll glared at me and went to work on her own.

Yang Jian said with a heavy heart: "Let's talk about it, what is the purpose of the Yaozu this time, and they hypocritically want to keep peace with us, why do I feel that it is better to pounce on them viciously?"

Li Jingdao: "There is one thing we have to realize first - we and the Yaozu are irreconcilable."

Yang Jian said: "Of course, it's very good that Xiaoqiang didn't promise Jiuling Yuansheng any conditions."

Lu Dongbin said: "I feel that the Yaozu's peace talks this time are not blindly confusing the public. They seem to have the intention of diverting the strategic location. Otherwise, how can you explain the fact that a group of monsters open car washes, parking lots, and nightclubs in a serious manner?"

Li Jing said: "You mean they want to stay in the world for a long time in the future?"

Lu Dongbin nodded and said, "Yes, from the point of view of the balance of power, we have already lost a head, but instead of taking advantage of the situation to pursue, they deliberately kept a distance from us. This is very intriguing."

Li Jing said: "Maybe it's because they don't have the confidence to win."

Lu Dongbin said: "But their confidence is obviously better than ours. Isn't this how it is in war? Even if you are not as strong as the opponent, you can only bite the bullet, let alone stronger than the opponent?"

Yang Jian said: "The stronger they are down below, the weaker they will be above, and the pressure on the heavens will be less. I really don't know whether to be happy or worried - no matter what, it's dereliction of duty for us to let the monsters go unpunished. I have to find a way to get rid of them They cleaned up one by one!"

Lu Dongbin said: "But the fact is that we really have no other way for the time being."

Yang Jian said: "It depends on Xiaoqiang. As long as we have a lot of emotional coins, the mere Jiuling Yuansheng and the like are no problem at all."

Li Jingdao: "I understand. The root of the problem lies here. If the Yaozu don't rush to a decisive battle, they hope to use the Kyushu Ding to collect emotional coins. They will deal with us after they have the winning ticket."

Lu Dongbin nodded and said, "It also makes sense, but this will become a military competition, and Xiaoqiang and Jiuzhou Ding will become the only variable."

At this time, Wawa Leng Ding said: "You are wrong, the only variable now is not Xiaoqiang."

Everyone asked together: "Who is that?"

The doll said: "It's Pipi!"

I suddenly said: "That's right, Pippi is a wireless router, I'm just a cat, we add up to wifi, now we guard wifi but can only use traffic, isn't it stupid?"

Yang Jian said: "Tell me something that I can understand." He came later, and he still doesn't know much about Pippi's role.

I explained: "I can make emotional coins myself, but only for small occasions and individuals, but through modern technology, I can actually play a role in larger occasions. As long as Pippi is with us, I can receive More people’s emotional currency—you all know TV, for example, I told a joke on TV, and the emotional currency of all the people who watched TV and were laughed at will be collected by Pippi.” I hugged Pippi in the Touching its head on his lap, he pretended to be affectionate, "Are you full for dinner?" Pippi gave me an expression of knowingly asking, Pixiu's stomach will never be filled, so I will give it some change during these days Every day, try to keep the cost of feeding at the same level as buying dog food for Xiaotian dogs.

Yang Jian said: "Since there are such benefits, why not use them?"

Wawa said: "If you want Pippi to play a role, opportunities are rare."

I nodded in agreement. So far, Pippi has played two important roles. One is the four heavenly kings fighting against nine golden flowers. The show almost ignited me, but the emotional currency collected was barely enough, because the motivation that can be converted into emotional currency is only "emotion, anger, sorrow, joy and sorrow". This kind of variety show is relatively weak. Later, I also thought about using the Internet Short plays and online videos are used to earn emotional coins, but the operability is relatively low. Let’s say it’s mainly funny. Many of the comedies produced by those big-name directors and big productions make people laugh and cry. Amateurs are not considered laymen. Nowadays, there are thousands of so-called funny videos every day. Most of them are copied from the old jokes on the Internet and crudely made. I don’t think I have unique skills.

Yang Jian said deeply: "If there is no opportunity, create an opportunity!"

I laughed and said: "It sounds like you are very experienced, then you have to find a way."

Yang Jian said: "According to what you said, can ridiculous jokes also work?"

"It's possible, but I'm not a joker. The funny novels I write are also better than the details of life..."

Yang Jian said: "You retweeted it, I have a very ridiculous one to read to you—" He took out his mobile phone and read it to me solemnly, "The five-nut mooncake rolled out of the mooncake ring, isn't it funny?"

Everyone looked at each other, for a long time Lu Dongbin said: "Are you joking?"

I sighed and said, "I can make an adaptation based on this—Erlang God get out of the circle of mythology."

Yang Jian said: "Why, I think it's ridiculous!"

I glanced at his mobile phone and said, "Did Lula send it to you?"

Yang Jian put away his mobile phone and said, "You are going in this direction."

Li Jing said: "Don't be so ambitious, I think you should keep your feet on the ground, and work harder if you don't have a good opportunity. From tomorrow on, you and the baby will continue to go out to collect emotional coins."

I said with a sullen face: "Tianwang Tota, get out of the circle of heavenly kings!"

Lu Dongbin shook his head and said, "Wanduzi, this kid is sick."

(End of this chapter)