don't mess with me

Chapter 216 Allergies
After asking about the office where Deputy Mayor Wang is located, I walked towards the administrative building with a feeling of apprehension.

I complained to the baby: "What have we been doing this afternoon, why am I going to meet the mayor for no reason?"

Wa Wa said: "How wonderful this is. An hour ago, you were wasting time with a dating agency, and now you are going to meet the deputy mayor. This kind of life will not be wasted."

I spread my hands and said, "What are we talking to people? The chief director of the Spring Festival Gala sounds like that kind of errand that can collect money and have unspoken rules. Why should they give it to you?"

Wa Wa said: "Let's play by ear, maybe they are worrying about not being able to find a suitable candidate."

I said with a sad face, "Then don't you feel more worried when you see me?"

While we were talking, we followed the signs to find the deputy mayor's office. I knocked on the door, and an old voice said, "Come in."

This is the first time I entered the mayor's office. It is indeed very spacious. The two walls facing the window are antique bookcases. The furnishings are simple and elegant. An old man with gray hair is standing towards us with his hands behind his back. Probably just got up to take a nap, and I must be nearly 60 years old.

I said cautiously: "Hello, Mayor Wang." The old man looked familiar, and he should be seen on TV often, but I usually don't pay much attention to the news, and I don't know who is what.

Mayor Wang nodded. He looked at the three of us and said, "You are all young. Have you ever been a director before?"

I looked at the doll and then at Yang Jian, and the three shook their heads together. There is no need to tell lies about this matter. He has been engaged in cultural business all his life, and he can figure out your bottom line with a few sentences.

Mayor Wang stroked his gray hair and said, "Then what's the matter with you, wanting to take advantage of this opportunity to make some money?" The old man paused and said, "Xiao Liu from the Propaganda Department is not a person who owes favors easily. It seems that the back door is quite hard."

My heart is finished, the old man also regards us as dudes who are plotting evil, doing nothing, doing nothing and whimsical ideas.

I muttered, "It's not..."

Mayor Wang waved his hand and said, "Just tell me what advantages you have?"

The baby said: "Because we have never done it before, we have higher enthusiasm than others!"

Mayor Wang chuckled and said, "Don't tell me this, do you think I still believe this at my age?"

The baby said: "Don't you think you can't watch the Spring Festival Gala these years?"

Mayor Wang said: "If you can't see it, so what?" He whispered, "Which station's program is not like this now?"

The baby said: "Please believe in us, we have an unprecedented and extremely enthusiastic heart, and present a show with substance and real feelings for the audience." Yang Jian and I nodded together, which is true. Otherwise, how can we earn emotional currency?
Mayor Wang sat on the chair and said leisurely: "Young man, don't play tricks on me. I know you may have some background and know-how, but I'm not good at doing this. Unexpectedly, I will be in the last term, do you think I will use the reputation of the rest of my life to play with you?"

The baby said: "We really..."

Mayor Wang said bluntly: "No!"

"Listen to me, we are different from others..."

"Please!" Mayor Wang gave the final order to evict the guests.

I sighed and said, "Let's go, the security guards will come up later."

The baby said in frustration: "Are we leaving like this?"

"And what do you think?" I said. "I didn't expect it at all."

Wa Wa said: "But this development is not right, shouldn't it be that he was moved by us after hearing our sincere and simple ideas, and then gave us the project? This is how novels and movies have to come."

I laughed and said: "Yes, but if I write it, I will first create a suspense that makes people look forward to it, and then break it. Although it is a bit to tease the readers, this is in line with the facts." We will be the first batch of NPCs The protagonist standing outside the door is a little excited after thinking about it...

The baby drooped its head and followed me to the door. At this moment, a little boy suddenly jumped out from behind a huge potted plant, which shocked us all.

Seeing that there was a new unexpected element, the baby hurriedly pretended to like it: "Ah, this kid is so cute." The little boy who jumped out from behind the potted plant looked about four or five years old, his eyes were dull and his face was full of snot, and he was not at all cute It meant that it popped out like a broken spring.

I said speechlessly: "Don't get close, let's go."

Wawa asked Mayor Wang: "Is this your grandson?"

Mayor Wang said: "Yes, the nickname is Shitou—Shishi, called people." The last sentence was addressed to the little boy. When he mentioned his grandson, Mayor Wang finally became kind, but his tone was a bit perfunctory. .

The baby was so shameless waiting for Little Shitou to call her, but Shitou ignored Grandpa's words and just stared at us curiously.

Mayor Wang said in embarrassment: "This child suffered from a strange disease when he was just born. It seems that his brain was burned out, and he has mental problems. He basically doesn't know anyone now." It turned out that Mayor Wang just now Just know that the stone will not respond.

The baby touched the top of the stone's head and said, "It's so pitiful, didn't you find out what the disease was in the end?"

"It should be a fever, but I didn't see how high his temperature was in those days. It may be a congenital deficiency." Mayor Wang smiled bitterly, "Anyway, I'm going to retire soon, so I don't need to care too much about the impact on my image. Just take it with me."

We looked at each other in astonishment, we didn't expect that Mayor Wang would have such a sad thing.

The baby suddenly whispered: "Xiaoqiang, did you bring your life and death book?"

"The book of life and death? I brought it."

"Find out what's going on with this kid."

I also came to my senses immediately, and I took out the birth and death book and asked Mayor Wang: "What is Shishi's name?"

"Wang Lei." Mayor Wang replied casually.

I asked again: "When was he born and where was he born?"

Only then did Mayor Wang ask, "Why are you asking these questions?"

I made nonsense: "A few years ago, there seemed to be a strange infectious disease. Let me see if the stone has caught up with it?"

Mayor Wang said: "The stone was born locally on November 09, 11."

I took out the life and death book and typed in the above information, and soon found Wang Lei's name in a long list of names with the same name and surname. I clicked on his personal information and saw that there was nothing special about it except gender and age. Baby With sharp eyes, he pointed to the book of life and death and said, "There are small characters here."

I also found out right away, and went up to take a look, only to see that the small print on the line read: The person is allergic to Meng Po Tang.

I was speechless: "What does 'Meng Po Tang allergic constitution' mean?"

Wawa said: "You have to ask Lao Yan about it."

Mayor Wang looked at us puzzled and said, "Is there anything else you can do?"

"Oh, it's gone." I took the baby and Yang Jian and walked towards the door.

Wa Wa suddenly turned her head and said, "Mayor Wang, if we can cure Shi Shi's disease, can we hold the Spring Festival Gala?"

Mayor Wang was stunned and said, "Aren't you the children of the coal boss? Why are you playing fortune-telling again?"

I quickly dragged the doll away.

When I left the government building, I went directly to Liu Laoliu and Lao Yan's stronghold, and the first thing I said when I saw Lao Yan was: "What is 'Meng Po Tang allergic constitution'?"

"Ah?" Old Yan was more puzzled than I was, "What did you say?"

My heart sank, I turned over the information on the stone and pointed it out to him: "That's it, this line of small characters."

Lao Yan stared blankly for a while before suddenly saying: "Oh, I see, this kind of case has indeed been seen before."

"What symptoms?" Doll asked hurriedly.

Lao Yan said: "In reincarnation, people have to drink a bowl of Mengpo soup to forget their previous life and start again after reincarnation. However, there is a kind of people who are naturally allergic to Mengpo soup, and the medicinal properties are still there after reincarnation."

"So it's like being a fool?" I said.

Old Yan said: "It depends on the severity. People with a milder degree are forgetful and have a poor memory. Those with a severer degree are similar to what you said, because they basically can't remember anything."

I said: "Actually, their intelligence is not a problem, is it? It's just that they only have a memory of 7 seconds like a goldfish."

Old Yan said: "Yes, that's almost what it means."

The doll asked, "Can that be cured?"

Old Yan said: "Yes, just drink some Mengpo soup. For example, this person has a bad memory in this life, and he will probably have a vivid memory in the next life."

I said, "I will still use you in my next life? I mean, can you cure me in this life?"

Old Yan said: "The method is the same, since you are allergic to Mengpo soup, then drink some more, and the two sides will be neutralized."

I stroked my chin and said, "Is it the same as drinking some revival wine after drinking too much?"

"Hmm, that's what it means."

Yang Jian said: "Then do you have Mengpo soup in your hand?"

Old Yan said: "It's a joke, why did I bring Mengpo soup with me when I came to the world?" After a while he said, "But I do have the recipe for Mengpo soup."

Being fooled by him, I was going up and down hot and cold, and said anxiously: "Then give me the formula!"

Old Yan said: "I haven't asked why you want Mengpo soup, and who is this Wang Lei?"

Wa Wa told the whole story: "Now as long as you cure Shi Shi's illness, the Spring Festival Gala will most likely be settled. This is an opportunity to make a final decision!"

Lao Yan hesitated and said: "But it's not appropriate to let Meng Po Tang appear in the world?"

I said: "What's inappropriate, even if it's not for the Spring Festival Gala, the child is only five years old, and the life's happiness and the life's happiness of his parents are in our hands. Are you going to die?"

Lao Yan looked at Liu Lao Liu, Yang Jian stared and said, "What are you waiting for, isn't Xiaoqiang clear enough?"

Only then did Liu Laoliu speak slowly, "I think this can be done."

Lao Yan said: "But it's okay to use other ingredients for Mengpo soup. There are only herbs that are available in the underworld."

The baby and I looked at each other, we could only shake our heads relative to each other.

Old Yan took a breath and said, "Fortunately, I brought some with me before I went down to the realm."

Me, Wawa, Yang Jian and Liu Laoliu yelled at him together: "Get out!"

Old Yan resentfully said: "I didn't finish what I said just now, what are you in a hurry for?"

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Lao Yan went out for a while to buy a big bag of things, and then boiled it in the big pot in the courtyard. There were various medicinal materials, miscellaneous grains, and vegetable stems mixed in the pot. Green smoke was rising, Lao Yan saw that the fire was almost ready, carefully took out a small paper bag from his side, and shook it mysteriously, then he said to us: "You guys had better avoid it for a while, I don't know if this is dangerous. Does the smoke have any side effects, but just in case." Before he finished speaking, we all rushed out of the yard, and just to be on the safe side, I took off a sock and stuffed it on my nose. Let me see Mr. Liu Liuhewawa and the others said, "Aren't you gods, are you also afraid of Mengpo soup?"

Liu Laoliu said: "I'm not afraid of serious Mengpo soup, it's equivalent to aspirin for us."

I wondered: "Yeah, what are you afraid of aspirin?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Of course the ones from regular factories are fine, but do you dare to eat the aspirin made by Lao Yan's three or four dealers?"

(End of this chapter)