don't mess with me

Chapter 151 Brother Can Only Help You Up Here
After chatting with the doll for a while, we quickly found the feeling we had before. We slept together for several months. She didn’t need to sleep before, and I always chatted with her all night. I guess my future wife is not serious Talking and chatting. She and I have never talked as much with the doll in our whole life.

I asked the baby: "Then do you still need to sleep after you wake up?"

"I have to sleep, I will be almost like an ordinary person in the future."

I said with a sad face: "There is one more person to eat."

At this moment, Niu Xiaoyu called, and I looked at the Tianjie doll rather awkwardly. After all, this was the first night since we reunited after a long time, and I didn't know what Niu Xiaoyu had to wait for me to resolve. And this Bai Fumei fell into a strange circle - every time she left angrily, I thought it was the last time we met, but she always surprised me, I don't think she has liked me to the point of hopelessness the point.

"Hello?" I could only answer the phone.

Niu Xiaoyu said loudly: "Where did you go during the day? When I go back, you will be gone!"

I was surprised: "You went back to find me?"

"If you don't look for me, of course I can only look for you. I found that your temper is bigger than mine!"

I said awkwardly: "No, I will leave later if I have something to do."

Niu Xiaoyu snorted and asked me, "What's the ending of the movie?"

"I haven't finished watching it yet. What kind of ending can such a bad movie have? It's a happy reunion in the end."

"Bad movies can be together, why can't we?"

Tianjie Doll immediately focused on me.

I said nervously, "Isn't that a bad movie?"

Niu Xiaoyu said angrily: "You didn't explain why you didn't like me during the day, and what did I dislike you?"

The Heavenly Doll couldn't help but said, "Who is this?"

Niu Xiaoyu was alerted immediately: "Do you have a woman?"

I subconsciously said, "She's not a girl..."

Niu Xiaoyu said: "I heard it all!"

I scratched my head hard. In this case, explaining is neither not explaining nor not explaining. I really don't know what to say.

Niu Xiaoyu said angrily, "Why didn't you just tell me that you have a girlfriend?"

Tianjie Doll suddenly raised her voice and said to the phone: "I didn't know he had someone else outside, we were both deceived by him!"

Niu Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and hung up the phone directly...

I held the phone in a daze for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "Just kill me, now people will think they've run into a hooligan."

The Tianjie doll said with an extremely serious expression: "I've been away for a few days and you hooked up with a woman, who is this?"

"Her name is Niu Xiaoyu. Do you still remember that a girl and I were kidnapped the day the six-eared macaque appeared?"

Tianjie Doll suddenly asked: "Is she the daughter of that upstart?"

I nodded: "Yes." I didn't say much about Niu Xiaoyu when I was telling the doll about what happened during this period of time. As the tip of the iceberg in the story, I just said that she and I were kidnapped together. I didn't tell the baby what happened later, not because I was hiding something deliberately, because I didn't think there was anything to show off about this kind of thing, and I didn't know where to start.

"Has she taken a fancy to you?"

I blushed and said, "It looks like it is."

Tianjie Doll said: "Why didn't you tell me about such a big thing?"

I laughed and said, "What a big deal?"

The Tianjie doll walked up and down the bed with bare feet and said solemnly: "It seems that you have concealed the most important thing since I fell asleep!"

I was puzzled and said, "Does this have something to do with our business? Even if I am the spokesperson of the heaven, it's normal to find a partner, right? I'm already this old?"

Tianjie Doll was speechless for a while, and suddenly jumped up to me and said, "You have to know the special nature of your work. If you just find a girlfriend, tell her that the people who deal with you every day are Tota King Li Jing and Lu Dongbin?"

I spread my hands and said, "If I tell her that, she won't look for me, right?" If I really say that, I will definitely arrange a good hospital for me before I leave sadly if I meet a kind girl—this is crazy !

The Heavenly Doll murmured: "Let me just say, how many times have you been a hero to save the beauty, how can she not repay you? It turns out that you deleted this paragraph for me on your own initiative. I said it felt wrong. Your scissors are better than ** **Have a great time!"

I was speechless: "Can you keep in touch? I have nothing to do with her at all, and it's not even a sidekick."

Wa Wa raised her head and thought for a while, "Hey, by the way, you can't get along with her, right?"

"It didn't work!"

She sat cross-legged across from me, and said with a malicious smile: "Tell me, why do you despise her?"

I sighed and said, "It's not that I don't like her, it's because I'm afraid they'll look down on me. That girl's father's net worth is at least a few billion, or even hundreds of millions. She looks... How can I describe it to you? Just pick a picture of rolling your eyes and yawning and throw it on the Internet, and it will immediately become popular, such a girl is just looking for excitement from you, and I'm not stupid."

The baby curled her lips and said happily: "Don't underestimate yourself, you are the spokesperson of our heaven, that Niu Xiaoyu is really that good?"

"Forget it if you don't believe me, someday I'll take a picture for you while she's dozing off." I pointed at her nose and said, "Also, what did you do just now? What if the caller is really my girlfriend?" What should I do?" Actually, I wasn't really angry. Since I don't like him, there's nothing wrong with cutting the mess quickly. It's a big deal to damage my image, making girls think I'm the kind of playboy who wants to get caught and wanders among flowers. exploded!
Tianjie Doll interrupted with a smile: "Why do you have to take pictures when you are dozing off?"

"I'm afraid you'll be ashamed of yourself—by the way, you look like a girl now, you should pay attention to your image, don't be crazy and outspoken." I suddenly remembered something, "Also, you are in the closet during the day What are you looking for?"

Tianjie Doll made a gesture with both hands in front of her chest: "I want to find something..." She seemed to realize something, and immediately put down her hands and said, "Forget it, pay attention to the image."

I chuckled secretly, and then I understood: she was looking for a bra.

I said, "There should be one in the closet, right?"

The doll was discouraged: "There is no suitable one."

I nodded seriously: "Well, this woman with an A cup has never lived in this family."

……

The next day, according to the task plan arranged yesterday, Yang Jian and I were going to go out to collect emotional coins. Before I was driving, Yuelao trotted into the car and said, "I'll take a car and I'll take a car."

I asked, "Where are you going?"

Yue Lao said: "You have your tasks, I have mine."

I said, "That's fine, let's focus on our tasks first."

"Okay, let's go."

I drove around the nearby streets first, and the Celestial Doll was sitting on the co-pilot with the window open and blowing the wind, she looked a little lost, this was the first time she went out as a human being and observed the world with her eyes for the first time.

After shopping for a while, I asked her: "How is it, do you have a plan?"

Wawa said: "Let me think about it again, I'm a little rusty in business after not moving for such a long time."

I said, "Are we looking for opportunities to do big jobs like "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons" or take up odd jobs?" For a master who is used to getting quick money, it is a bit uninteresting.

Wawa said: "Of course it's better to have a big job, but it's better to be stable and easy, even if you earn less each time, it's fine."

Yuelao patted me on the shoulder from behind: "Wait, wait, I will open if you don't open."

I slowed down the car and asked, "Have you found your target again?" Anyway, our affairs are not in a hurry, and I really want to see how Yue Lao catalyzes the hooking up between people.

We were in the center of a business district, with skyscrapers on both sides, Yue Lao pointed to the door of a company and said, "It's right there."

I stopped the car and looked in the direction he pointed, and saw a pair of young men and women at the entrance of the company. The man held a large bouquet of roses and handed them to the girl, with a flattering smile on his face.

I turned my head and said to Yuelao: "These two people are basically done, you want to take the credit for yourself?"

Yue Lao said: "That's not the case - the man who gave flowers and this girl are destined not to be successful! The girl doesn't like this at all."

I saw that sure enough, the girl had a reluctant expression, she seemed to want to refuse but couldn't speak directly, so she could only hold the flower in her arms and talk to the other party lightly.

I asked curiously, "Then what should I do? Just tie them together like this?"

Yuelao said: "Of course not—" He pointed to another street, "The girl's true destiny is coming to see her from that street. Today is the best time and place for two people to confirm their relationship, but the flower delivery person That man won't be able to accomplish anything if he stirs it up, and I don't know when the next opportunity will be."

I also anxiously said: "Why?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Stupid, my boyfriend wanted to give his girlfriend a surprise, but found out that another man presented flowers. If you don't mind me?"

I nodded: "Yes, yes." I asked Yuelao, "Second Uncle, what can you do?"

Yuelao chuckled and said, "I didn't do it, but you!"

"us?"

Yue Lao gritted his teeth and said, "Go and snatch that man's flowers and run away to lure him away! As long as he's not present, the girl and her date will definitely be successful!"

I sucked my teeth and said, "This...can't be done?"

Yue Lao said: "You still don't believe me? Yesterday you didn't see how I match people?"

I laughed and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to outrun that man." I secretly observed that the cannon fodder man is over 1.8 meters tall and has a strong body. I may not be able to outrun him when I play football.

Me, Wawa, and Yuelao all focus on Yang Jian...

Yang Jian was leaning on the car seat with his head in his arms, as if he had nothing to do with himself, but now he said nervously: "Don't look at me, I can't go!"

Yuelao flattered him and said, "Erlang is anxious for the public and good for justice, so he won't refuse such a thing as benefiting the common people?"

Yang Jian said anxiously: "But you are telling me to steal people's things!"

I said solemnly: "Have you never heard the saying that killing the wicked is doing good... Hey, it seems that this has nothing to do with it."

Afraid of missing the show, Wawa pushed Yang Jian vigorously and said, "Go, go, the girl's boyfriend is coming soon!"

Yang Jian said firmly: "I won't go!"

The baby said: "If you don't go, I'll print your bad news as a flyer and send it to Jiuchongtian!"

Yang Jian was stunned and said, "What's wrong with me?"

The baby said sinisterly: "Do you really want to take a gamble?"

Yang Jian's forehead was sweating, and he gritted his teeth and said, "This is not an example!" He opened the car door and rushed away.

I asked the baby: "What the hell did he do?"

The baby laughed and said, "How do I know, it's just to scare him."

I:"……"

Yang Jianfei rushed to the girl and snatched the roses, and ran away in the opposite direction of the girl's boyfriend. Both the girl and the cannon fodder were stunned, and then the cannon fodder man gave chase after angrily shouting.

At the same time, the girl's boyfriend finally appeared. He strode up to meet the girl, took out a cup of still warm milk tea from his arms, and handed it over. The girl looked back hesitantly. Yes, so I took my boyfriend's hand with a blissful face...

I hurriedly said to Yue Lao: "Is it time to throw the red line?"

Yue Lao narrowed his eyes and said, "Wait a little longer."

At this time, my phone rang, and it was Yang Jian who called me, so I picked it up wonderingly, "You must be lost, right?"

Yang Jian was out of breath and said, "This... this kid runs faster than a dog, I... I can't get rid of him!"

I laughed and said, "Where are you now?"

"Look at the street sign...it seems to be called Hengbaxiang..." I came to a conclusion after hearing it: these two people ran faster than dogs, and they ran three streets away in such a short time!
I said, "You wait for me to pick you up!"

I drove to Hengba Alley, and saw Yang Jian holding a bouquet of flowers in front of him exhaustedly, and the cannon fodder man behind him was exhausted, but he kept chasing after him. I made a beautiful drift and parked the car in front of Yang Jian: "Go car!"

Yang Jian got into the car, and I stepped on the gas pedal to run away. The cannon fodder man watched us go away, and said frantically, "What is it? Just to rob the flower and return it to the gang!"

Out of curiosity, I drove the car back and parked opposite the couple. At this moment, the girl's boyfriend scratched his head and shyly said, "How about...you can marry me, I come every day Bring you milk tea."

With a straw in her mouth, the girl said almost unintentionally, "Okay." Then she blushed.

I slap!Yuelao circled the target and shot like a sniper who kills without counting, and the red line accurately targeted the target!

Elder Yue let out a long breath and said, "Another good deed!"

Panting, Yang Jian handed the bouquet of roses to me and said, "How to deal with this?"

I casually threw it into the trash can on the side of the road, seeing the happy expression on the girl's boyfriend's face, I said in a low voice, "Brother can only help you so far."

But I couldn't bear it, so I asked Yuelao: "What about the guy who gave flowers?" I think he was wronged, everyone has the right to pursue happiness, so what if we messed up with him? thing?

Yuelao smiled and said, "Don't worry, the flower seller is his final destination."

"The flower seller? So he still wants to pester Brother Milk Tea's girlfriend?"

Yuelao shook his head and said: "He is destined to go through seven relationships before he can achieve a positive result. This is just the beginning, which means that he has to send flowers to the other six girls."

I suddenly said: "No wonder the flower seller likes him, this grandson is really rich!"

(End of this chapter)