don't mess with me

Chapter 150 Ethical Fiction
I believe Yang Jian's words. Although the monkey looks a little downcast, he is not inferior to Yang Jian in terms of arrogance. Only people with similar personalities can become opponents who value each other.

Lu Dongbin said: "According to this, why did the six-eared macaque go to Zhan's house? I guess you will definitely go, so are you waiting there for you to fight him?"

Everyone shook their heads, obviously this was illogical.

Tianjie Doll suddenly said: "In my opinion, this means that the six-eared macaque and the vixen have not been in touch. He went to Zhan's house to find the vixen."

Li Jing said: "What are you doing with the fox?"

The doll shook her head: "How would I know that?"

Lu Dongbin said, "Then what should we do now?"

Tianjie Doll said: "My main task is to collect emotional coins. This is the first focus, and then I find this vixen. Now I know that Ao Bing must be her assistant. As for other powerful characters, it's hard to say. We It's a disadvantage that she's in the dark, actually, what I'm most worried about is nothing else but that the vixen actually knows how to manage power in the world, which is much more difficult to deal with than a six-eared macaque."

Li Jing said distressedly: "Whether it is the heaven or the human world, we are at a disadvantage."

The Heavenly Doll said: "Not necessarily, our people haven't fallen down during this period, right? What does this mean—at least the situation above has stabilized."

At this time, Yue Lao hurriedly said: "Yes, since Nezha returned, the situation of the battle has indeed become better and better. The Heisha God of the Demon Race has been completely restrained by him."

I rubbed my hands together and said, "Great, it seems that Nezha really did not receive modern education in vain."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "It means that the old man surnamed Mo has real skills, but his granddaughter is far behind."

"Mo Jiaojiao?" I wondered, "How did she offend you?"

Liu Xiaoliu said angrily: "It's not really offending, it's just that things are too irrelevant. Lin Hai asked me to drink tea, this woman actually came to join in the fun, and looked at me coldly, as if I was robbing her of a man. of."

"Oh?" I asked with interest, "I can't tell that Mo Jiaojiao is still a passionate girl." I said to Liu Xiaoliu, "You can't just give up if you have competition."

Liu Xiaoliu said disdainfully: "I won't argue with her, I have no feelings for Lin Hai!"

Li Jing looked at his watch, quickly ran to the window to look down, and murmured, "It's time for Zhao Qianqian to leave school."

I wondered: "What is there to see after school?"

Li Jing suddenly stamped his feet and beat his chest, saying: "That kid is here again!"

I ran to the window to have a look, and saw Duan Shihong and Zhao Qianqian walking side by side to the door of the building. They said a few words before Duan Shihong reluctantly left.

I suddenly said: "Are you investigating the enemy's situation?" Duan Shihong has been regarded by Li Jing as the number one imaginary enemy for Nezha to marry Zhao Qianqian...

Li Jing's face showed that kind of insidious and scheming look: "This is not going to work! We have to find a way to break them up!"

I laughed and said, "Ren Qianqian didn't say she wanted to marry Duan Shihong. Even if she wanted to marry, it was her freedom—of course, she would have to wait a few years." I think Li Jing made a big deal out of a molehill. Zhao Qianqian and Duan Shihong are closer than ordinary friends, But the little girl knows how to measure, and fundamentally speaking, I think she and Nezha are completely invisible. Boys and girls of this age are nothing more than some ambiguous feelings. How many couples can really talk about marriage?
But Li Jing said solemnly: "In a few years, Zhao Qianqian will become an old lady, she is not in a hurry, I am in a hurry." He asked Yuelao, "I will let Nezha go down to the realm in a few days, so you can lend me a red line."

Yuelao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "My red line doesn't work against the gods and demons."

Li Jing said anxiously: "Everyone has seen it, Nezha sacrificed his personal happiness for the sake of heaven, and you will have to testify for him in terms of rewards for meritorious deeds in the future!"

I laughed and said, "Why didn't you protect the calf like this before?"

Li Jing said sadly, "It's because I owed him before that I wanted to do something for him."

The Celestial Doll waved her hand and said, "Let's talk about business and business. Starting tomorrow, Xiaoqiang and I will continue to be responsible for collecting emotional coins. Is there any objection for the others to track down the vixen's movements?"

Lu Dongbin said, "Where do we start from?"

The baby said: "Zhan Yifan, although he didn't see what the vixen looks like, did he ever take a picture together before? Even if he didn't, what about his family?"

Lu Dongbin nodded: "The hope is slim, but this is the only way to do it."

The baby said again: "In the future, Xiaoqiang and I need protection, Erlang God will act with us."

Yang Jian said lightly: "Is this an order?"

The baby said viciously: "It's a request, right?"

Yang Jian was stunned for a moment and said, "Okay..."

I secretly raised my thumb: "You still have a way."

Wawa said: "Xiaoqiang, your next task is..."

I said, "Isn't it collecting mood coins?"

"Not now, I'll eat sliced ​​ham."

"..." I can only follow through.

As soon as I cut the sausage, I heard the doll calling me in the bathroom: "Xiaoqiang, come and teach me how to use the water heater, I want to take a bath."

I walked to the door of the toilet and was about to enter, but subconsciously retreated, and asked through the door, "Are you dressed yet?"

"Hey, that's right." She said after a while, "Come in."

I went in and saw that she was only wearing a bath towel, and she was standing under the water heater with her smooth calves exposed.The co-author called me just now without any clothes on. I just felt speechless. The doll is a very special case. She has been stranded in the world for hundreds of years and has rich life experience. It's zero experience. It's not that she doesn't know the difference between men and women, but she forgot at the critical moment...

I taught her how to adjust the heat and cold, and handed her a piece of ham sausage by the way: "Eat it and wash it, or you won't get dizzy."

Lu Dongbin carried forward the spirit of taking care of new classmates and gave up his place to Yuelao to find the Three Immortals himself.

I saw that it was getting late, so I arranged for everyone to sleep.

Li Jing mumbled: "That..."

"what happened?"

"Forget it, it's okay." King Tota skillfully made the floor and got into bed.

I sat on the bed in the bedroom for a while and the doll came in wet, still in its original clothes.She sat on the other side of the bed and began to look at her legs.

I suddenly felt something was wrong, and hesitated: "Should we sleep together?" I seemed to understand what Li Jing was going to say just now...

The baby said inexplicably: "Otherwise?"

I coughed and said, "Then go to sleep."

The baby said: "Is it inappropriate for me to sleep naked?"

I sat up and said, "It's very inappropriate!" I didn't think of this before, the doll is now a young girl—at least in appearance, I don't know if her mentality can match this body, but It's still crazy to share the bed with such a girl. I wanted to refuse but I was afraid of showing too much. It seemed like I had a ghost in my heart, but if she really wanted to be naked, she would be a ghost even if she didn't have any clothes ...

After this little episode, we were all a little embarrassed, so I found a quilt and threw it over there and said, "Well... I understand that although your appearance is already like this, you are still a doll mentally, and I will regard you as a revolutionary comrade watch."

Wa Wa smiled and said, "If we want to write a novel about the two of us today, it must be about ethics, right?"

I hesitated and said, "Isn't it more funny?"

"By the way, where did you write your novel?"

"Zhenzi and the female Taoist are fighting, and Xiaoqiang No. [-] is as worried as his grandson every day."

The baby sat on the quilt and said: "What is there to worry about? He has to help Sadako both emotionally and rationally."

"Why, the female Taoist also confessed to him, one loves himself, and the other loves himself, who do you want to help?"

The baby was stunned for a moment and said: "Oh, what are you doing with so many vulgar plots in a funny novel? I really regret helping you think of such a character. I just set the Taoist priest as a handsome guy who is gay."

I said with emotion: "Since you became a human being, not only do you like to complain, but you also have a serious taste."

"Look, you won't be able to write your novel without me checking in. If you develop like this, it will be very difficult for you to subscribe ten thousand!"

"What should I do?"

"Let's take the ruthless medicine—is it too late to say that the priest is a man?"

"nonsense!"

"Or is it a man disguised as a woman?"

I said depressedly: "A female Taoist priest with a protruding front and back, with all kinds of bright eyes in the first 50 words, all kinds of good looks, and then you told the readers that this is a man disguised as a woman? And before he met the hero, he was still driving a Harley to deliver couriers. pregnancy?"

"It doesn't make much sense, does it?"

I slapped the pillow loudly: "You are the subject of ethics!"

(End of this chapter)