don't mess with me

Chapter 152 Go to a place with love
After leaving the boy who loves giving flowers and the couple we brought together, Tianjie Doll suddenly said: "Huh? Received 100 emotional coins!"

I was also pleasantly surprised: "Really? Where did it come from?"

Tianjie Doll thought for a while and said: "There is only one explanation, which comes from the couple just now."

"Couple?"

"Yeah, you brought them together so their joy turned into mood currency."

I was surprised and said, "Is this okay?" 100 emotional coins were a huge sum of money to us before, but now it is a timely gift.

Tianjie Doll said: "It seems that we and Yuelao can carry out the task together."

I laughed and said, "Then let's play 'bundle' together?"

Yue Lao said: "That's a good thing, I've seen that Xiao Qiang has talent in this job, why don't you think carefully and just take over from me." The old man seemed to really don't want to do it anymore.

I shook my head vigorously: "I can't do this job at my age!"

Everyone asked me together: "What's the problem with age?"

I said: "Think about it, Yuelao's job is to introduce people to people. I am still in a hurry. When I see a good one, I will inevitably steal it. This is equivalent to letting the old cat look at the meat warehouse. After a long time, I will definitely There is going to be a problem." I smiled and asked the baby, "Can the organization solve my personal problems first? You see, those underground workers are in such a difficult and dangerous environment, and they always send a female agent to marry them. Solved the problem."

Wa Wa rolled her eyes and said, "Are you level enough?"

I emphasized: "I am the spokesperson of your heavenly realm, which is equivalent to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs!"

Yang Jian said impatiently: "Stop rambling, where are we going now?"

Tianjie Doll said to Yue Lao: "You have the final say!"

Yuelao pointed casually, and said righteously: "Go where there is love!"

I said speechlessly: "If you go north, you go north, and you go where there is love..."

Then we drove nearly 20 kilometers to the place where we had love this morning, and we were almost out of the city and didn't meet any more promising couples.

I looked at my watch and said in frustration: "Let's eat first, and then go all the way north to Outer Mongolia!"

We randomly found a restaurant to order food, and I said, "I can't go on wandering around like this, we have to find a place where couples hang out."

Yang Jian said: "I clearly saw a few couples on the side of the road, why didn't you take action?"

Yue Lao shook his head and said, "It doesn't mean that those who are temporarily together will definitely be bound together. Those couples are obviously unreliable."

I said faintly: "A relationship that is not for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan!"

Yang Jian wondered, "How did you see that?"

Yue Lao said: "Of course you have to have a professional vision."

Yang Jian laughed and said, "Do you have to have a professional eye to do this?"

Tianjie Doll said: "I believe this. You have to have a sense of purpose in everything you do. Like collecting antiques, you can't see that they are dirty, right? You said this is the finger wrench used by the fourth elder brother in the Qing Dynasty. Maybe it is you. Where's Grandma's thimble?"

I echoed: "That's right, not everyone who knows how to use Word documents can be raised as a writer." I have seen our classmate's father take back the statue of Confucius riding a bicycle at the price of an antique.

Yang Jian said lightly: "If it's really my grandma's thimble, it's much more valuable than Si elder brother's thimble."

I asked Yue Lao: "Second Uncle, why is this job getting more and more difficult by you? How can you tell if two people can be together?"

Yue Lao said: "There are two situations. One is that a man and a woman are together for a long time, and they are destined to be together as long as there are no accidents. The other is that although they have never met each other, their hobbies and habits are very compatible. As long as Give them a chance to get acquainted and it will happen, this is the legendary love at first sight, of course, this kind is risky, and it will be almost the same when they become the first situation."

I asked, "Then how can you tell if the hobbies and habits of men and women are compatible?"

Yue Lao said: "In your eyes, people are all the same, but in my opinion, everyone's ankles have a special color. When a pair of men and women have the same ankle color, it means that they may be married together. "

The Celestial Doll laughed and said, "Then you can't do this job if you're colorblind."

I quickly straightened my feet and stretched them out in front of Yuelao: "Then, what color do you see on my ankles?"

Yue Lao said: "This color will only appear when a person is in love. You are not ready yet, but..."

I nervously said, "But what?"

Yue Lao said: "But it shows that your flexibility is not bad - your foot almost kicked my eyebrow."

I:"……"

Yang Jian said: "But where are there more couples?"

I hesitated: "Cinema? Cafe?"

The Celestial Doll said: "On Valentine's Day, the hotel!"

Yue Lao said: "It's not enough to have too much light, it must be the kind of person who really wants to get married."

I said thoughtfully: "Then there is only a dating agency." Thinking of a dating agency, I suddenly thought of a person, and I subconsciously touched my pocket. The boss of the dating agency left it for me. I slipped it in, but I didn't expect to lose it.

The boss's name is Pei Wei, and there is his phone number and address at the bottom of the business card. I put the business card away and said, "I'll take you to a place to try later."

After dinner, I took everyone to find the "Tian Ruo You Qing" dating agency according to the address. Are you working as a job here? People who come here really want to get married. In the future, if you see who is suitable, you can match them together. When you need my help, you can call me. Our tasks will be fulfilled. It’s better than Is it reliable to follow other young people like a pervert every day on the street?"

Yuelao smiled wryly and said, "This is someone who wants to steal my job, so just do as you say."

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "It sounds like they will definitely want you, don't you know if this trick is recruiting?"

"Go in and ask." I walked in with everyone.

The boss who sent me the business card that day, Pei Wei, was sitting behind the desk in a daze. It seemed that the newly opened business was sluggish. When he saw someone coming, he hurriedly stood up and asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?" He no longer knew me.

I said: "Yes!"

Pei Wei looked at me and then at Yang Jian and said, "Who needs my help in finding one?" Here we are the only ones of marriageable age, and the baby and Yuelao are automatically filtered by him.

I said, "We're not looking for a partner."

"Then what are you doing here?"
I pushed Yuelao to the front and said, "It's him."

Pei Wei smiled and said, "So it's this old gentleman." He said cautiously, "Are you divorced or widowed?"

Yue Lao said angrily: "Bah! I don't need your introduction even if I want to look for it!"

"That……"

I couldn't laugh or cry: "We are not looking for a partner, we are here to find a job."

Pei Wei immediately said vigilantly, "I don't accept marriage and child care, we are a serious service industry."

I said speechlessly: "You don't need a staff member?"

Pei Wei spread his hands and said, "You saw it too, I don't have many customers here, I can handle enough by myself."

I said, "Do you know why there are no customers?"

Pei Wei sadly said: "Old men and old ladies who have nothing to do to introduce blind dates are a big blow to our industry!"

I suppressed a smile and said: "It's wrong, or your service is not in place. Do you think that a dating agency just collects a bunch of photo calls and waits for people to pick each other? How is that different from a black intermediary? You have to develop to a higher level!"

"How...how can I develop into a tall man?"

"You need..." I looked at Yue Lao and said, "You need a psychological master!"

"Master of Psychology?"

I tried to persuade: "Think about it, how many people have hastily rejected each other because of the first impression? Maybe they can make a good couple? So I said you can't just passively let them choose, there is a suitable you We have to blend together, and a psychological master is very important at this time."

Pei Wei said: "Is it just to fool around together?"

I said: "Of course not! To put it simply, we will analyze what kind of partner a person needs through his temperament, appearance, hobbies and habits, etc., and we will only fool around if they are suitable."

Yue Lao said: "It's matchmaking!"

"Yes, it's matchmaking."

Pei Wei looked at me and said, "I think you are quite suitable!"

I said impatiently: "Do you need it or not? My second uncle is a patriarch in your profession!"

Pei Wei muttered, "I still need a helper." He asked Yuelao, "Can you use a computer?"

Yue Lao shook his head.

"Where's the printer?"

Yue Lao shook his head.

"Then you always clean up, right?"

Yuelao said categorically, "I won't do this kind of work."

Pei Wei said with a mournful face, "Are you trying to put the old man in my care?"

Yang Jian said coldly: "If he is willing to take care of you with you, you will die!"

Pei Wei broke down and said: "I can tell, you are not looking for a partner or a job, you are looking for trouble!" He simply opened all the drawers and said, "Gentlemen, please give me a good time, what are you doing?" What do you want—I don’t have any cash, but I do have photos of girls, but I can’t give you their contact information!”

(End of this chapter)