don't mess with me

Chapter 112 Three Earth Immortals

The person who heard the voice should not be very old. He was still spreading flowers while talking, and he didn't know how many flower buds there were in his basket.

Zhong Liquan laughed, and threw the gourd that was half a person tall in his hand into the air. The man imitated Zhong Liquan and sat cross-legged on the bottom of the gourd. After a while, he fluttered to the ground.

I couldn't help but feel dizzy when I saw this person's appearance. This person is about 1.7 meters tall. He is wearing a blue shirt with a cardigan and no underwear. She is more beautiful than a woman, and she has long hair and shoulders and carries a flower basket. At first glance, she has an indescribable charm.

Seeing me in a daze, the man smiled and said, "I'm under Lan Caihe, I'm laughing at you, brother." The voice was deep and magnetic, but after preconceived it, I still felt that it was normal even if the voice belonged to a woman—I really didn't expect it in the world There really are men who are more beautiful than women. In this way, although He Xiangu is the only woman among the Eight Immortals, she is not the most beautiful...

I stammered: "My name is Zhen Tingqiang, you can call me Xiaoqiang."

He Xiangu grabbed me and said, "You must know Lu Dongbin, tell me, where is he now?"

Zhong Liquan pulled her away, sighed and said: "Why are you bothering, if he doesn't want to see you, what can you do if you find him?"

He Xiangu's eyes were stubborn, but tears were shining in her eyes. I didn't dare to ask any more questions, so I opened the car door and said, "You three, get in the car first." The three of them were in a hurry to deal with the demons, but it was not awkward for the three of them. It was even more strange for Lu Dongbin to run away after seeing his old friend. Unfortunately, the Tianjie Doll could not come forward to mediate. It's early, I'd better find a place for the three of you to rest."

Zhong Liquan sat on the co-pilot and said: "The guest can do whatever he wants, so there will be brother Lao Xiaoqiang."

I thought about it for a long time and didn't drive, because I really had a problem-where should I send these people?Firstly, the family couldn’t accommodate them, and secondly, I didn’t dare to let Lu Dongbin meet with them because I couldn’t figure out the situation. If I wanted to live in a hotel, these people didn’t have ID cards, so I could get a room with mine, but to be honest, I’m not sure. Who should Lan Caihe live with...

I quietly glanced at the rearview mirror, He Xiangu was in a trance, Lan Caihe stretched out his white hand and touched the glass, then he was silently speechless, probably impressed by the transparency of this thing, Lan Ouba's behavior is a Ordinary men are neither masculine nor sissy, but they are feminine. I heard that everyone has different degrees of homosexual genes, but this index can be high or low, as long as it is higher than a certain value, it will be I am interested in the same sex, it seems that I am in love with women, but if my value is slightly abnormal, I will definitely fall in love with him without hesitation...

Seeing me sitting still, Zhong Liquan asked understandingly, "Is there any difficulty for Xiaoqiang?"

"Oh, no..." I thought about it. The place where these three people should be placed must be large, and it should be convenient to take care of them. It should not be in a too busy area. It would be better to have a courtyard. I slowly started the car , suddenly a flash of inspiration-our family did not lack such things as courtyard houses before!It is said "before", because it was later replaced by the government with two houses and another courtyard, but the key point is: the former courtyard house is now protected as a cultural relic protection unit in the People's Park, and more importantly, , Ao Guang should have the key!

I speeded up and ran towards the park. Lan Caihe put his face on the car window and stared out in a daze. He tugged at He Xiangu who was beside him and said, "Senior sister, look, the world has changed a lot. After we become immortals, people will be able Not a lot of tossing."

He Xiangu glanced out the window indifferently, and said in a sad tone, "No wonder Lu Chunyang likes to go to the lower world, he likes these lively places."

Zhong Liquan took off the plantain fan from his waist and watched me drive. There was a kind of wisdom in his eyes that explored and praised but was not obsessed with understanding.

"This thing is really not simple." The old man gave positive affirmation.

I apologized and said with a smile: "It's only been around a hundred years since this thing was invented, and you eight don't actually miss too much fun."

Zhong Liquan nodded and said, "I guessed that sooner or later people would invent a car that can run without a horse."

"Well, it's actually very easy to run without a horse. You just need to go downhill. The good thing about this car is that you don't need a horse to go uphill."

Zhong Liquan: "..."

I realized that I was not talking about the point, so I hurriedly said: "Humans have invented things that can go to the sky now, you didn't expect this?"

Zhong Liquan said: "I thought about it, but I didn't expect it so soon."

Lan Caihe said: "My uncle knows 500 years ago and [-] years later, he has great supernatural powers."

Zhong Liquan smiled and said: "You can fool outsiders with that, Xiaoqiang is not an outsider."

I hurriedly said: "I really believe it!"

Zhong Liquan said: "I really can't do it."

"Ah?" I asked in surprise, "Isn't this what you asked for in the first-level exam for immortals? Isn't that kind of Wang Banxian and Li Banxian all good?"

Zhong Liquan said with a smile: "That's all a lie. It's not difficult for people to find out the past. If they really can predict the future, what's the fun of living?"

I was stunned, this is very interesting, think about it, let alone 50 years, even if you can predict things after [-] or [-] years, it is boring enough, you know where you are going to go to elementary school when you are born When you go to middle school, which female classmate you have a crush on, who is called your parent because of something, whoever treats you well and stabs you in the back after you enter the society, when you get promoted and get rich, when you get high-spirited, when you get shuanggui...everything depends. To live clearly is to be indifferent to success and failure.

I was in a daze, and Zhong Liquan said again: "However, it is not entirely correct to say that it is impossible to speculate. The so-called knowledge from small things is endless. With this self-moving car, all kinds of technologies will bloom everywhere, right?"

I sternly said: "That's right, the time to really live well is only a matter of 200 years."

Zhong Liquan said: "That's right, the more unknown things human beings have, the greater the potential for development. Although we haven't fully understood the mysteries of the universe yet, it is much harder to think about earth-shattering."

I admired from the bottom of my heart: "Oh, that's really good." Indeed, it is very difficult for human beings to invent inventions of the level of automobiles and airplanes at this level of development. Jobs is a genius, right?He can only invent Ai Crazy 4 today, and release Ai Crazy 4S tomorrow to make everyone play.

Lan Cai said condescendingly: "My uncle has already penetrated the mysteries of the universe, and he explained many questions that we can't figure out in one sentence."

I nodded and said, "There are so many young people who are confused like this now, what is lacking is the enlightenment from a master like Senior Zhongli."

Zhong Liquan glanced at He Xiangu who was behind intentionally or unintentionally, and murmured: "If I can really enlighten her, I won't let her feel sad."

I called Ao Guang earlier and told him to pick me up at the gate of the park. When Lao Ao saw me, he asked, "What's the rush?"

"Let you meet three old friends first." I asked Zhong Liquan and others to get off the car, and Ao Guang asked unexpectedly, "Is it you?"

Zhong Liquan laughed and said: "Hello, old Dragon King, it is also a kind of fate to meet each other in the human world. It seems that the fate between us is really not shallow." Zhong Liquan's personality was watered down, and he didn't seem to care too much about it.

I pulled Ao Guang aside and said, "Do you have the key to my great-grandfather's courtyard house?"

Ao Guang also immediately understood what I meant, and pouted at Zhong Liquan and the others expressionlessly, "Don't talk nonsense, come with me." He asked me in a low voice while walking, "Why don't they let them meet with Lu Dongbin?"

I said cautiously: "Didn't you notice that there is something wrong with the aunt surnamed He?"

Ao Guang turned his head and glanced at He Xiangu who was furious, and murmured, "I never heard that the Eight Immortals are also having internal strife."

As a cultural relic protection unit, my great-grandfather’s yard is usually not open to the public, basically it has been locked for many years. From the outside, the red wall and Wuwa tiles have been decorated, and even the door locks are the kind of horizontal hole locks used in ancient times. It's a sight to see from a distance.

Ao Guang went to the door, pinched his pockets and said, "It's broken, I didn't bring the key to this door."

I said anxiously, "Then why are you here?"

Ao Guang said angrily, "You didn't say anything."

Zhong Liquan waved his hands and smiled at Mimi and said, "It's not busy, I'll figure out a way."

I suddenly excitedly said: "Yes, you can show your hand." From the way Zhongliquan and others landed, it can be seen that they still have mana. According to Lu Dongbin, their loose immortals are different from the great gods. Re-cultivating mana, and this mana will not cause a catastrophe, which is a bit opportunistic. It seems that Zhong Liquan and others resumed their cultivation as soon as they left the heaven, so they were able to land safely.

After Zhong Liquan finished speaking, he picked up a straw stick from the ground and began to poke the keyhole...

I broke down and said, "You don't have mana?"

"It was all used up when it landed..." Zhong Liquan said awkwardly after poking it for a long time, "It can't be poked open."

Lan Cai reconciled, "Why don't I jump in and open the door for everyone?"

I covered my face and said, "Handsome guy, the lock is outside!" It is said that women have big breasts and no brains. It seems that this man is too handsome and affects his intelligence.

He Xiangu said expressionlessly, "I'll do it."

"You still have a way..." Before I finished speaking, He Xiangu kicked the door open.

Ao Guang immediately remembered his own job, jumped up and said, "How can you do this?"

I hurriedly said: "Forget it, forget it, you can buy a new lock tomorrow and that's it."

"I knew why you called me up?" Ao Guang muttered and left.

I led Sanxian into the small courtyard. It is very convenient that the water and electricity are connected to each house, and because the doors and windows are closed, they are not too dirty. It was flattened, and the small cool room near the gate had left the person on duty when the courtyard was first taken back, and it became a place similar to the reception room.

When we got to the main room and turned on the light, I stood at the door and pointed to the two sides and said, "Those two houses can accommodate people, and they have bedding and everything, but they are a bit dirty."

Zhong Liquan said: "Not bad, not bad, it seems that this courtyard is a bit interesting along the way."

I said: "Well... tell the three of you that this yard is not ours, you can live here temporarily, don't make noise during the day and let people find out, it's best to turn on the lights after all the tourists have left at night. "

Lan Caihe curled his lips and said, "Then didn't we steal someone's house to live in?"

Zhong Liquan said: "It's okay, it's okay."

Lan Cai said softly, "Master, when you taught us, you didn't let us just take a grain of rice or a penny from someone, but now we are stealing someone's house."

Zhong Liquan laughed and said: "You stupid brain, if you steal a grain of rice, the owner will eat one less rice, and if you steal a penny, the owner will spend one penny less. This house is idle, and we live again Not bad, why are you obsessed with stealing words?"

I applauded: "The master is the master!"

At this time, He Xiangu Leng Ding said: "Zhen Tingqiang, right? Have you met Lu Chunyang?"

I was noncommittal, and tentatively asked: "Sister Xiangu has something to do with him?"

He Xiangu's eyes turned red, and she said in a stern tone: "Of course I have something to do with him - I'll kill him with a sword!"

I hid behind Zhong Liquan for a while, and said ambiguously: "Brother Bin, I have indeed met him a few times, but if Sister Xiangu really wanted to do this, I wouldn't dare to bring you to see him, unless you tell me the truth."

He Xiangu slapped the table and said angrily: "The surname Lu has already engaged with me, but he ran away three days before the big wedding day. What do you think I want to do with him?"

(End of this chapter)