don't mess with me

Chapter 111 Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea
We drove out of the parking lot. On the way, I asked Lu Dongbin out of boredom: "Brother Bin, do you think Xiao Liu and Lin Hai can make it?"

Lu Dongbin shook his head and said, "I see enough."

"why?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Xiao Liu seems to be really not interested in Lin Hai. How to put it, I always feel that the two of them are in a bad relationship. The relationship between a man and a woman is either love at first sight or love after a long time. There are all kinds of things and love from hatred. People are too peaceful."

I smiled and said, "I can't see that Bingo has a theory."

Lu Dongbin said seriously: "Don't worry about others, you have to pay close attention to your own affairs. I heard that the girl surnamed Lu is basically unreliable, and you will have to find another way out sooner or later."

My head was as big as a bucket and I said, "You started nagging me when my parents were not around, do you have any suggestions?"

Lu Dongbin was silent for a long time before he said two words: "No." Since he got in the car, he seemed to be depressed.

Our car drove onto a deserted road, and the street lights on both sides extended straight to the front, making this road extremely desolate.At this moment, Pippi suddenly cried out, while scurrying back and forth on the seat, looking up from time to time.Lu Dongbin and I looked at each other. We have seen Pippi like this not once or twice.

I said cautiously: "Could it be that there is another guest?"

Lu Dongbin opened the car door, and Pippi jumped out. After running dozens of steps, it stopped in the middle of the road and kept yelling at me.I got out of the car and looked up at the sky. It was a cloudy day tonight, and the thick clouds covered the top of our heads, but I was facing the sky, but a vague outline was vaguely opened. It seemed that something was moving fast. Walking straight down, so a hole in the clouds.

I secretly screamed that it was not good, and quickly took out the phone and said, "My name is Ao Guanglai."

Lu Dongbin stared at the sky intently, then suddenly pressed my shoulder and said, "Wait a minute."

I said anxiously: "What are you waiting for, it's too late."

Lu Dongbin looked at it for a while, his expression became a little warmer, and he said, "I'm afraid I know the person who came this time."

I was puzzled and said: "If you know him, you have to find a way to catch him. Do you think that everyone can fall on their own territory like you?"

Lu Dongbin smiled inscrutably and said, "Have you ever heard of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea? The one who came this time should be more capable than me."

When I heard him say this, my heart was full of question marks, and I couldn't help staring at the sky without blinking, full of anticipation.

After a while, I saw that something was obviously falling from the sky at a very fast speed.It came fiercely, and soon I could make out the strange outline of the thing.It consisted of two circles, smaller at the front and larger at the back—and I soon saw that it was a gourd.I blurted out: "Gourd baby!"

Lu Dongbin said speechlessly, "It's my master."

I was surprised and said, "Your master is a gourd baby?"

Lu Dongbin: "..."

The gourd was extremely fast. Seeing that Lao Gao was still there, it fell to the height of our heads in an instant.As soon as it was about to fall to the ground, a thick mist was sprayed from the mouth of the gourd suddenly, making the gourd suspend in mid-air.Immediately, a stronger dense fog spewed out, and it flew back to the sky again. Facing the direction of its ascent, a fat figure sat on the top of the gourd just right.Then it dangled like a parachute and slowly floated down to the ground.

At this moment, the distance between us is still far away, and Lu Dongbin and I can see him, but he may not be able to see us.

Lu Dongbin excitedly said, "It's my master, indeed it is my master."

Before I could ask anything, another figure fell from a higher place without warning.He lowered his head, and his posture was almost exactly the same as Liu Xiaoliu's back then.This time there was no gourd to pick him up.

Neither Lu Dongbin nor I thought that there were other people, so we couldn't help being surprised at the same time.According to his momentum, if he falls, it will be another Liu Xiaoliu, or it will be a headless corpse.But when this person fell on top of the gourd, he suddenly straightened his body.He took out a basket-shaped object from his arms, reached in and grabbed a handful of flower buds from it, then scattered it outward.He sprinkled it several times, straddled the basket on his arm, and took a step forward in the air, the speed of his body falling suddenly slowed down.It turned out that the flower buds he scattered from the basket turned into fist-sized flowers suspended in the air.The man stepped on these flowers and spiraled down like a staircase.He sprinkled it as he walked, making the stairs continue down.The posture and footwork in mid-air are more graceful.

Lu Dongbin heaved a sigh of relief and smiled, "This kid is here too."

I was dumbfounded watching on the ground, these two newcomers played extreme sports to the extreme.One sits on a gourd that can spray air, and the other directly plays Lingbo Weibu.Listening to Lu Dongbin's introduction, these two seem to be characters from the Eight Immortals.This appearance can compare with Li Jing, Yang Jian and other great gods.

I felt admiration spontaneously, and said excitedly: "Bing Ge, you have to introduce me later."

However, Lu Dongbin seemed to be distracted and didn't know what he was thinking. At this time, the third person in the sky also appeared.Still rushing with head down and feet up, with fluttering clothes.Even without the help of any magic weapon, it still looks extremely beautiful.He quickly caught up with the two in front, but still did not use any magic weapon.Unexpectedly, when Lu Dongbin saw this man's expression changed drastically, he muttered to himself: "It's over! This is really over! I should have thought that he would come with me."

I wondered, "Who is this person?"

Lu Dongbin turned a deaf ear to my question. He suddenly grabbed me and said, "Xiaoqiang, do me a favor. No matter how this man interrogates you, don't tell him my whereabouts. I have to run away."

I said inexplicably: "Isn't he one of yours? Why are you so scared?"

This is indeed the most exaggerated time I have ever seen Lu Dongbin. He didn't bother to explain, he ran as soon as he said, and disappeared along the road.

Among the three people in the sky, the one who sat on the gourd still went down slowly, and the one who walked the stairs also followed the steps. Only the third person let his body spin sharply.So he arrived first, and soon became the closest person to me.

I squeezed a cold sweat secretly in my hands, thinking that this guy is an idiot, but Lu Dongbin seems to be terribly afraid of him.At this time, the man had fallen to a place less than 200 meters away from me. If he couldn't figure out a way to land safely, he would be smashed into a pulp in a few seconds.My heart also went up to my throat.

However, with one hand, the person dropped a plant seed-like thing on the ground. I didn’t see what it was in a trance. The thing took root, first a bud sprouted, and then it grew into a huge flower with a huff. The lotus, the man fell into the lotus petals, shaking the branches and leaves.

I was quite surprised, so I quickly picked off the petals and grabbed him with one hand and pulled him out. Then I was surprised again. Peach blossom eyes are thin and angry, she turned out to be a beautiful woman in ancient costume, her age is no more than thirty, she flung me away softly, and said angrily, "Where is Lu Dongbin?"

I subconsciously said, "I don't know."

"Is the person who was with you just now Lu Dongbin?"

"Uh... no one was with me just now."

The beautiful woman in ancient costume looked around, stomped her feet and said, "Good! Good! He still refuses to see me."

I said cautiously, "What's your sister's name?"

The beautiful woman in ancient costume refused to talk to me, her expression was three points angry, but seven points melancholy.

At this time, someone in the sky laughed loudly and said: "With Paixiu by my side and knowing where we are staying, this little brother must be the savior from the world brought by the Tianjie doll, right?"

I looked up and saw that the person on the gourd had already floated down. He jumped down when he was more than one meter above the ground. There is a bun on each side, big nose, big eyes and big mouth, a voice like a bell, and a kind look. He seems to be over 60 years old.

I waved my hand and said, "You're welcome, my name is Xiaoqiang."

The fat old man said: "My name is Zhong Liquan, and I am Chunyang's master."

I blurted out, "Han Zhongli?"

"Exactly, it seems that Xiaoqiang has also heard our name."

"I've heard so much!" It's not difficult for me to memorize all the names of the Eight Immortals, but I don't quite understand the relationship between them. I heard Lu Dongbin said that his master is among the three, and I will know when Zhong Liquan signs up again. This is what people often call "Han Zhongli". This Han should refer to Zhongliquan who lived in the Han Dynasty, so he would not call himself that.

Zhong Liquan saw that the beauty in ancient costume was always ignoring me, so he apologized and said with a smile: "This is the little disciple He Xiang, I'm so rude."

I tentatively asked, "He Xiangu?"

Zhong Liquan said: "That's why the world praised her."

I happily said: "Sure enough, it's Sister Xiangu." There is only one woman among the Eight Immortals, and she is easy to recognize.

He Xiangu glanced at me and said, "When will you take me to find Lu Dongbin?"

I faltered: "This... I don't know where he is either."

Zhong Liquan said helplessly: "Xiaoxiang, do you have nothing else on your mind?"

He Xiangu said indignantly: "Master, senior brother has done this so honestly, shouldn't I ask him a question?"

Zhong Liquan sighed and said, "Everything is predestined and predestined. It's useless for you to practice for many years without even having this knowledge. What's more, if you ask yourself, can you understand this matter with just one question?"

The fire of gossip on the side of me has already been crackling, but I didn't dare to ask. He Xiangu doesn't seem to have a good temper. Anyway, as far as the characters in the Eight Immortals I have come into contact with so far, I am the least willing to offend The most important thing is He Xiangu - she probably threw a lotus seed on the ground before she landed, and the lotus flower instantly grew to the height of a person and caught her, which was very impressive.

Speaking of the Eight Immortals, I just remembered that there seems to be another one in the sky. I couldn't help but look up, and saw that the one with the flower basket in his hand was still spreading flowers out in handfuls to make steps. His skill looks dazzling, but his efficiency is not inescapable. Almost, we chatted for a long time and he is still throwing flowers in the air...

This person himself may also feel anxious, and shouted in the sky: "Senior Zhongli, please throw up the gourd and borrow it for me. I'm so tired of throwing flowers!"

(End of this chapter)