Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 3 If you are sensible, just hand over the straw paper (2)
"Yeah." She replied sickly, if she knew that she would time travel, she would definitely use up all the money in her bank card!It's all right now, it's cheaper than that bastard monster!
"What's my name?" He said weakly, his body drooping on the table.

"Ah? Empress, how come you don't even remember your own name? You didn't lose your mind, did you? Would you like me to ask the imperial doctor for you?" At that time, the empress asked her what was going on At that time, she only thought that the empress had just woken up and her mind was not clear.

"Just say what you want, so much nonsense!" Didn't you see that I was in a bad mood?
Her whole body trembled, and she knelt at her feet: "Your Majesty, your boudoir name is Su Jinping. Because you are a concubine, you were bullied by those ladies in the prime minister's mansion, and now you are also bullied when you enter the palace, woo woo ..."

The corner of his mouth twitched, Su Jinping?Su boutique?Who the hell is so creative with such a lousy name!

"What is my identity?" The empress should have a high salary, right?Thinking of my heart a little more balanced.

"Reporting to my lord, you are a fifth-rank brocade talent personally appointed by the emperor!" Such a lord is really strange, she was startled when she woke up, and now it has become like this again.

The corners of his eyes twitched, rank five?Doesn't sound like a rich guy!bad luck!Standing up with a face full of grief, he quickly took off the bandage on his arm and was about to bandage it again, but he smelled an unusual smell at the tip of his nose.

There was a sneer on the corner of her lips, she was not interested in the emperor, nor was she interested in fighting with a group of women, but if someone wanted to seek death, she would not mind doing it!He washed the wound with water, washed away the unnecessary things in the medicine, then tore off the hem of his clothes, bandaged the wound, opened the door and stepped out.

"Your Majesty, what are you doing?" The palace maid widened her eyes, and after watching her actions in disbelief, she hurried out to follow.

"Appreciate the moon! Don't follow!" Appreciating the hairy moon, she was in a bad mood and was extremely sad, so she wanted to come out to breathe, as long as she remembered how much money she had in her previous life, she would die and would not want to live except to die!How much money can a talented person of the fifth grade have?Do you want to consider opening a killer hall in ancient times to resume the old business?
The maid stood at the door, not daring to move.Watching her figure disappear into his sight.

The night view of the palace is pretty good, with carved railings and jade bricks, bright lights, and the sound of silk and bamboo from time to time.The bursts of crabapple flowers were fragrant, and the grief was relieved a little.

The guards coming and going were patrolling, a little annoyed, so they simply chose a dark place to go.Qian naqian, why don't you travel with me?why why why?
"Pfft——" Su Jinping's complexion froze, it seemed that she needed WC, but she was so sad that she couldn't control it, which led to——a fart!shame!shame!

"Pfft...hahaha..." There was a burst of laughter from the tree.

His complexion changed, and someone on the tree didn't feel it himself. It seems that this body still needs training!He raised his head, and in the night, a man in red was sitting on a tree. Due to the light behind his back, he couldn't see his face clearly, and his evil voice was a little frivolous, mixed with an obvious smile: "I didn't expect Brother Huang to challenge you this time. The woman has grown up, and she even picked someone who can fart! Hahaha..."

With a cold snort, a cold voice sounded: "You don't know how to fart?"

"Hmm...cough cough..." The man on the tree was obviously choked and coughed for a long time.

After finishing speaking, ignore him and move forward, she needs a latrine now, and has no time to talk nonsense with him!
Huangfu Ye saw that she left directly after saying this, shook the fan in his hand, sighed secretly that she was still an interesting woman, suddenly became playful, and said loudly: "You want to go to the latrine, right? Go three hundred steps ahead, turn left, and then go another hundred steps and you will be there!"

"Thank you." Two words came, and the woman on the road had disappeared.

The frivolity in Huangfu Ye's eyes faded away, replaced by a little exploration, how could the daughter of the prime minister's mansion have such a good skill?

Although Su Jinping knew that that guy was probably uneasy and kind, but the palace was so big that she didn't know when to find the toilet by herself, so she ignored the fact that she didn't bring toilet paper, and ran towards the place he instructed.

When I arrived at the destination, I frowned. There was nothing special about this place.There is a small room opposite a majestic palace. There is a sign outside the room with two characters written on it. She frowned. When she was a killer, she studied many things, but she did not study ancient Chinese. This character is obviously a traditional Chinese character, I don't know it.

Whatever it is, it should be a hut, let's talk about it after we get on it!

After walking a few steps, I felt a sharp palm wind coming from behind, and gently sideways, dodging it.Who the hell actually sneaked up on her at such a critical time, didn't you see that she was in a hurry?

Turning his head, he looked at the man in front of him, dressed in purple, noble and elegant, with a purple gold crown on his head, ink scattered on his shoulders, sword eyebrows in his temples, his handsome face was full of arrogance, like a knife cut There is no flaw in her face, this face can be called a masterpiece of heaven!But, she really couldn't hold it anymore!
Seeing that she was able to dodge unexpectedly, a dark color flashed in her dark purple eyes.Just now she turned her back to him, and he thought it was an assassin, so he acted, but he didn't expect it to be the woman at the concubine selection banquet today, and said coldly: "Jin Cairen, this is not the place you should come to!"

"My mother needs to go to the bathroom! I can't hold it anymore!" Whether she should come or not, she only knew that if she stood at the door for a while, it was very likely that she would pull it into her pants!
Jian Mei frowned, he saw this woman in the hall today, and he couldn't believe that she didn't know him!I'm afraid it's just a way for the women in the harem to compete for favor and get his attention.After figuring it out, he didn't bother to look at her again, and walked past her towards the hut...

Su Jinping was furious and grabbed his arm: "Are you a gentleman, you actually competed with the lady for the toilet!"

Shocked with internal force, Su Jinping's hand was bounced away, and the man shouted: "Presumptuous! How dare you speak to me like this!"

"You are the emperor?" Su Jinping looked at him with a half-smile, he thought she was a fool, has anyone seen the emperor wearing purple clothes?Which emperor didn't wear yellow?
Looking at the obvious suspicion in her eyes, Huangfu Huaihan's eyes showed obvious impatience. I just saw him in the palace today. How could this woman not know him?There is also a limit to outfits!
"Well, well, you are the emperor, you have a noble status, please first!" Damn, do you think I am easy to fool?Humph, please...

He could hear the sarcasm in her tone, but he was also anxious now, and he didn't want to entangle her any more, so he stepped in with a few strides.I was about to pull my pants to solve some problems, when I suddenly felt a force coming towards my butt, I hurried to the side, but I still stepped on the feces in the latrine with one foot!

(End of this chapter)