Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 2 If you are sensible, just hand over the straw paper (1)
Stretching out two green fingers, he took the paper as thin as a cicada's wing, stepped on the high-heeled shoes and boarded the plane gracefully.

The plane landed, stepped on the high-heeled shoes, arrived at the bus stop, cursed in my heart, why did I forget to reimburse the taxi money by the way, and now I am sadly urged to take the bus, Fuck!

A bus stopped in front of her, she took out her bus card neatly, swiped it, and a "beep!" sounded, reminding her that she had swiped the card successfully, and was about to stop, when the people behind crowded in, and was caught by the people behind her. Hit, the bus card is pasted on the place where the card is swiped again!

"drop!"

Immediately afterwards, there were "di", "di" sounds in her head, and her thoughts were in chaos, leaving only the urge to howl and cry!Swipe one more time!It costs one yuan and sixty cents to swipe once!money!The people behind wanted to get in the car and shouted: "What are you doing stuck there?"

The driver also turned his head and said impatiently: "Please go to the back after swiping the card!"

He opened his mouth and yelled at him: "Didn't you see that I accidentally swiped twice just now? I can't even grieve?!" Damn it, is it easy for her to earn some money? She, why did she encounter such an unlucky thing!
With that roar, the whole car fell silent.Everyone just felt that a crow flew over their heads for a while, isn't it only one yuan or sixty cents?Do you need to be stuck at the door and grieve for so long?

Seeing that everyone was looking at her, she pursed her lips. She was going to grab the driver by the collar and ask him to refund the money to her, but there is a surveillance video on the bus. He thought he was unlucky and walked back with a sad face.

I saw an empty seat and was about to sit on it when another person squeezed in, quickly reached out and clasped his wrist, gritted his teeth and said, "I swiped twice, so I paid for two people, that seat is for my old lady." of!"

The man wanted to resist, but he couldn't move. He could only watch her sit down, and then shook off his wrist.

The people next to her all looked like they had nothing to do with them, chatting and playing with their mobile phones, but the peripheral vision from the corner of their eyes unconsciously glanced here, what a strange woman!

A certain woman was leaning on the chair, sniffing her nose non-stop, wanting to cry more and more, damn it, why did she brush twice, how can she live like this!

When he arrived at the station, he dragged his exhausted body into the slum with a dead fish face, kicked open the door and stepped in. When he saw the woman inside, he rushed up to hug her and burst into tears: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Damn, monster, I swiped twice on the bus today, twice! I don’t want to live anymore, I don’t want to live anymore!”

"Monster" - the number one good-for-nothing in the killer world, she has never been successful in any of her missions, but no one on the road dares to underestimate her, just because she is surrounded by "monsters"!Why did the two live together, because the "monster" did not succeed in a single mission, and had no money, so he could only live in a slum.

As for the "monster", the money is too much to count, but he is reluctant to use it, so he shares a rent with the "monster" in a poor area!
"Calm down, calm down, don't you just swipe twice, and don't want a lot of money!" The monster comforted this cheater with black lines all over his head, and he sent out a mission, at least eight figures, only one yuan or sixty cents Crying like dead parents!

Pushing her away, she went to the bed, looked at the top of the bed, her eyes were empty and blank, and said nana: "How can you understand my mood, you can't understand! How can you understand, woo woo..." crying He picked up the pillow and covered his head.

The corner of the monster's mouth twitched, and he wisely chose to ignore it!
At night, in the middle of the night, a faint female voice sounded: "Monster, monster!"

"Huh?" With a strong nasal voice.

"I swiped twice today, woo woo..."

"Got it! Got it!" A very impatient voice sounded, and there was an urge to jump out of bed and hack her to death!

An hour later, "Monster! I actually swiped it twice! Ahhh..." She was going crazy, this was an indelible failure in her life!
A pillow was thrown from the upper bunk, and an angry shout sounded: "You sleep for me!"

"Monster, I have an ominous premonition, I always feel that I will never wake up after falling asleep." He sighed in a low voice.

"Well, why?" These words frightened the monster, stuck out half of its head, and looked at her very puzzled.

"Woo, because I swiped twice today!" cried again.

"Fuck! Let me die if I talk to you again!" The monster turned around and ignored the psychopath.

"Monster! Monster..." No one responded after calling for a long time, turned over and fell asleep, still muttering in my dream, why did I swipe twice...

Waking up again, I felt a burning pain in my body, I gritted my teeth, opened my phoenix eyes, and a cold light suddenly appeared, what's going on?Could it be a monster sneaking up on me in the middle of the night?
Then a servant girl beside her howled and cried loudly: "Your Majesty, you finally woke up, you scared the servant to death! This happened on the first day you entered the palace. If there is something wrong with you, what will the servant do?" Confess to the dead lady!"

What?My thoughts were a little confused, I looked up at the room, the antique layout, the small iron bed that I slept on had turned into a wooden bed, and there was a pink gauze curtain on the edge of the bed.The maid next to her was still crying with her mouth open, which disturbed her!

"Shut up!" shouted angrily, didn't she bump into the legendary time travel?Is it really time-traveled after swiping twice?What about cheating? ! "Tell me, where is this place, who are you, who am I, if there is a lie, be careful of your life!"

The cold light swept over her body, and the maid trembled involuntarily, she always felt that the young lady had become different!Before she had time to question why she had forgotten what she had done before, she hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, you are the sixth young miss of the prime minister's family, and you are a concubine in the mansion. You entered the palace today, but you accidentally bumped into the empress, so she ordered someone to kill you." You made it like this!"

"Rushing against the queen?" She frowned, crossed over, and was still in the palace, so bad luck has reached a certain limit!
"What kind of collision? It's clearly a sincere fault. It's just because the emperor praised you because I was jealous! Empress, you have to be careful, they won't let you go easily!" The little girl was a little worried.

With a cold snort, don't let her go?Can she let them go?

Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in my mind, and I remembered an extremely sad thing!She has traveled through time, what about the money in her bank card? !Qian... Qian... Qian... rolled her eyes and passed out!

"Your Majesty, cheer up!" A certain court lady stood aside, looking at the woman with a frightened face, she didn't understand how she was doing well, she fainted, woke up and sat there in a trance.

(End of this chapter)