Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 4 Isn't it the emperor's will to rob the papyrus?
Fortunately, with deep internal strength, he used his fist as a palm and clasped it against the wall, thus avoiding the tragedy!The crown-like face was as black as ink in an instant, and he turned his head to stare at the lifeless woman: "Su Jinping, you are so courageous!"

"Pretend, keep pretending! How dare you pretend to be the emperor? Tsk tsk..." He looked up and down as if looking at the goods, "He does look a bit like an emperor, but did anyone tell you that the emperor should wear yellow clothes? Didn’t anyone tell you that the emperor was followed by a large group of attendants when he went to the toilet? May I ask the emperor, where are your attendants? Also, the emperor’s latrines always have imperial barrels. Whose emperor have you seen in the middle of the night? If you don’t sleep, you still run out to grab the hut? If you are sensible, just hand over the straw quickly, and my aunt can spare your life!"

The veins on Huangfu Huaihan's forehead twitched a few times, and the bursting meridians could already be seen on his fist. He stabilized his body and was about to retreat, but Su Jinping quickly walked behind him and restrained him with one move!
"Say it again, old lady, hand over the straw paper!" Green onion jade fingers were clasped on his wrist, and they precisely hit the pulse gate!
The dark purple eyes are slightly sunken, this woman has such good skills!What was the prime minister's purpose in letting her enter the palace?Warning again: "Su Jinping, you'd better let go immediately, I can spare your life!"

He kicked his leg fiercely: "Fucking is not over yet. If you pretend enough, hand over the straw paper to me. Don't challenge my patience!" The phoenix eyes were full of hostility. Countless, not bad for this one!
He could have used his internal force to shake her hand away, but if he used force, he would lose his balance and fall into the pit!Gritting her teeth, "I didn't bring any toilet paper!"

"You didn't bring toilet paper, you were going to wipe it with your hands?" Su Jinping bluffed in disbelief.

Junyi's face was flushed red, he had lived for more than twenty years, and he had never been insulted like this before, this damned woman!Rather than falling into the latrine, he wisely chose to tell the truth: "I'm Xiaojie!" After gritting his teeth, he felt a little hot on his face!

"I'll go!" Let go of him, and step over to the pit with a big stab.

Huangfu Huaihan was about to deal with this woman, but he saw that she started to untie her pants as if he was an invisible person, and looked up at him very impolitely: "Are you still going out?"

Gritting his teeth, he said, "Shameless!" With a flick of his sleeve, he stepped out!

Su Jinping was pooping happily, and of course he could feel that the man was at the door, thinking that he should be waiting to go to the toilet!So he whistled viciously, "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Huangfu Huaihan's face turned into the color of a pig's liver, and when this damned woman comes out, he will definitely execute her Ling Chi!
After finishing pulling, he pursed his lips and shouted to the door: "Hey, go find some straw paper for me!"

He didn't hear a response after calling out, and his face became heavy: "Let you find some straw paper for me, can't you hear me?"

Still no response!
Suddenly angry! With a sound of "Hiss!", she tore off the hem of the clothes, wiped it with disgust, and then rushed to the door angrily, this man with no grace, she must kill him!

Stepping out of the hut, looking at his dark face as a matter of course, Su Jinping's eyes also showed obvious killing intent!Just as he was about to make a move, a group of imperial guards came over.

Seeing Huangfu Huaihan, he saluted respectfully: "Your Majesty!"

What?emperor? !The half-stretched hand quickly retracted!There are tens of thousands of imperial guards in the palace. She is not one of those killers in novels who open up cheats after time travel. Surrounded by tens of 10 people, she can successfully rush out. She doesn’t dare to get close even if she winks. That’s not bullshit. Fork, that's bullshit!
"Su Jinping, you are very courageous!" Gritting his teeth, he approached step by step.

"Congratulations! Congratulations!" With a humble expression, a little cunning flashed in her phoenix eyes. "Monster" has always been able to bend and stretch, she is no better than those spineless killers, her face is nothing compared to her life!
Too much?Hearing she uttered these two words, the dark purple eyes became darker, and there was a faint light in the night: "Come on, drag this woman down for me, and put her to death!"

"Yes!" A group of guards stepped forward.

Su Jinping made a decisive decision, and looked at Huangfu Huaihan with a confused face: "Your Majesty, what crime did this concubine commit? You want to execute this concubine Ling Chi?"

"What crime did you commit, do you need me to explain it to you?" The cold voice was full of anger that could not be concealed.

He nodded quickly, with a confused look on his face, indicating that he needed it very much!
"Okay, then I'll make you understand, who allowed you to come here?" The word "Queen" was clearly written on the toilet, and this woman borrowed her courage from the sky to go to the imperial bucket!

"Your Majesty, this concubine came here boldly because she missed you, and just happened to go to the toilet. It was late at night, and I couldn't find any other latrine, so I just..."

"Can't you see the word 'Queen' on it?" The anger has been slowly suppressed. After all, he is an emperor, so he can't reveal too much emotion.

The corner of my mouth twitched, how do I know the words above?I've only heard that the emperor's butt can't be touched, but today I know that the emperor's toilet can't be seated either! "Your Majesty, it's too dark for the courtiers to see! The so-called ignorance is innocent. As the king of a country, the Emperor will definitely not care about the courtiers!"

"Then what do you do with me? You just met me today, you won't say you don't know me, that's why you dare to deceive the king, right?" You took a few steps forward, feeling a little vigilant in your heart. The skill is too weird, you have to guard against it!

"Your majesty, everything this concubine does is to attract your attention. This concubine really loves the emperor so much, that's why she has the courage to think of some sinful ideas!" She squinted her eyes. Looking at the imperial guards around, there are seven or eight thousand if there is no eight thousand, she doesn't want to be shot into a sieve!I had to talk nonsense.

"Hmph, you really want to get my attention. Don't Jincai think that your approach is too bold?" Huangfu Huaihan is not a character to be fooled with. He has been the emperor for decades. Is her words true or false? Can you not see it?What's more, even if it is as she said, what she did is heinous, and she deserves death!

"Your Majesty, speaking of it, it's nothing more than because your concubine made a move on you, and the concubine did it to grab the toilet paper, and isn't this grabbing the toilet paper all at your will?" Su Jinping seemed very pleased. Looking at him puzzled.

"My will?" He said coldly, his sword eyebrows were slightly frowned, and he couldn't comprehend the meaning of these words for a while.

"You enshrine your ministers and concubines as talented people. Talented people refer to talented people. Didn't your concubines follow your will when they think of talented ideas?" She looked at him very seriously.

She is betting, if she wins, she can save her life, and it doesn't matter if she loses, he is so close to her, she is sure to take him to hell with her!

(End of this chapter)