Yin Yang ghost contract

In fact, I hate this hand very much. If it wasn't for it, I would spend a lot of money, drink a lot, play with horses every day, how chic, but now everything has changed. Worrying, bad things keep going, life is pretty fucked up.

Moreover, with the peach red thing, I am even more disgusted with ghosts. If I can, I don't want to see these things in my life.

Cauliflower sighed and said, Brother Qin, maybe this is fate.

I didn't bother to talk to him, and when I went to a monk temple nearby, Caihua said, Brother Qin, take off your clothes.

I said why take off your clothes, so many people have something wrong.

Cauliflower said, you talk so much nonsense, you are dying or saving face.

I said it was terrible, and then took off my clothes, of course I didn't take off the left half, so that others would not be afraid when they saw my hands.

Cauliflower said, wait a minute, then went to the temple to get a handful of incense from the incense altar dedicated to the Bodhisattva, and ran over quickly, followed by a chubby monk cursing.

You are looking for death, you dare to snatch the incense that is enshrined to the Bodhisattva, are you not afraid of thunder?The fat monk scolded.

Cauliflower scolded, get the fuck out of me, the Bodhisattva is so happy to know that his incense can save lives.

That monk still wants to scold me, I'm upset, Caihua give him some money, don't let him yell here.

Cauliflower took out a handful of money, patted the monk's chest, bought some more incense for me, and honored the Bodhisattva, get out!

The monk curled his lips, cursed, he was sick, and ran away with the money.

The cauliflower holds the incense, reads a few nonsense, sticks to my back, smokes back and forth, it’s strange, I feel warm and indescribably comfortable after the aroma, as if eating life fruit all over my body, all 600 million pores are unobstructed up.

I lit a cigarette, took a puff, and said, "Cauliflower, I'm idle anyway, tell me about the temporary residence."

Cauliflower put the incense stick in her hand into the incense altar, grabbed a handful of incense ash and flicked it on my chest and said, "Okay, I've cleaned my body for you, but if you want to get rid of the dirty air on your body, you still have to cleanse yourself." Stand here for two hours."

I said shit, you are not playing with me.

Cauliflower said, play Nima, be honest with me, smell more, it will be good for you, the yin energy on your body is too heavy, if you don't smoke it, your luck will not get better for a lifetime.

Then the grandson looked at the vicious sun in the sky and said, you stand here first, and I will go out and buy a bowl of chaos to eat.

As soon as he left, I was like an idiot, leaning my head next to the big incense altar, tears streaming down my face, people who came to offer incense looked like idiots.

In order not to embarrass myself too much, every time a pilgrim came, I put my hands together and called Amitabha, and many beautiful female pilgrims pointed at me.

What a handsome man, what a bad thing to do, why become a monk.

Even being a duck is happier than being a monk. It's a pity for this face.

I want to die already, I can't wait to strangle this grandson of cauliflower to death.

After a while, Cauliflower came back leisurely, holding a bowl of wonton stew in her hand, and eating it while standing in front of her made a loud noise.

Hey, grandson, can you leave me a word for me?Seeing how delicious he drank, I felt a little greedy.

Cauliflower raised her head and drank it clean, no, you are clean today, and you can't touch oil for a day. After finishing speaking, I burped.

Cauliflower, you fucking memorized it for me, you're ruthless.I cursed.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, I was almost smoked into a roast duck, and finally I was done. I asked for a bowl at the temple and filled my stomach with plain noodles.

Cauliflower said that the temporary residence pavilion is the first stop after death. People must go through the trial of their merits and demerits before they can enter reincarnation or hell. Before that, they will be sent to the temporary residence pavilion. At the second station, the ghost stays in the temporary residence pavilion for a period of one week. During this period, it is free to return to its original residence or any place it wants, which is what people call returning to the soul.

Cauliflower wiped her mouth and continued, of course, this is just a name, you can call it a temporary residence pavilion, city of death in vain, Temple of the City God, whatever.

I get it, the prostitute died less than a week ago, so cauliflower was able to summon her soul.

I said, will Taohong be in the temporary residence pavilion?

Cauliflower shook her head and said, just like Nana, her soul was controlled by the custodian, but we destroyed her body, and with the ruthlessness of the custodian, I am afraid that this useless soul would have been destroyed long ago.

I sighed and said, if I had known, I wouldn’t have let your mother light that fire.

Cauliflower curled her lips, I think you are addicted to grass mouse oil and maggot hole.

The mention of maggots made me want to throw up, and I immediately forgot about peach red.

In the next few days, Caihua and I would go wandering in and out of the city as soon as it got dark, so as to attract Liu Qiao to show up.

It's also strange, this black-faced woman used to follow me every day, and last time she touched my neck, and now she can't even see her.

When we got to Nancaishikou, Caihua and I stopped.

I suspect that it's because this grandson followed me that Liu Qiao didn't dare to look for me. After all, he is also a fake celestial master.

Cauliflower said it was reasonable, and the two looked for it separately.

As soon as the cauliflower left, I felt the wind blowing behind me. I touched my neck, and the blood was bloody again.

The wound was burning and painful, I lit a cigarette and stood on the spot looking around, cursing in my mouth: "F*ck bitch, let me show you something, I can kill you once, and I can kill you again Round two."

I heard a "whoosh", and a black figure rushed into the vegetable market.

It was already past ten o'clock in the evening, and the early harvest stalls selling vegetables and meat in the vegetable market had disappeared, and it was dark inside.

I rubbed my neck, thinking I should forget it, although the cauliflower blows me like a god, and even the kid crossing the bridge has to give me three points, but I really don't have much confidence in myself.

This bitch is so fast, if she touches my neck, I will have to see Hades.

In order to be bold, I yelled twice, cauliflower, where is ***?

While talking, another black shadow rushed in from the side, it was so fucking evil, I took my phone, turned on the flashlight function, and followed me like a cat.

As soon as I rushed in, a gust of wind rushed towards me, and I spit out forcefully, and the cigarette butt in my mouth flew out.

Meow, a sharp cat meow, piercing my eardrums almost ruptured, I staggered and fell to the ground, and the phone fell on the ground.

In the darkness, a pair of green eyes stared at me fiercely. I patted my chest and let out a long sigh of relief: "Damn it, it turned out to be a cat. It almost scared me to death."

Before I could catch my breath, the cat pounced on me again, and what came out of its mouth was actually a ghostly laugh.

I froze for a moment, but before I understood what was going on, I felt as if my chest was being crushed by Mount Tai, my throat was tightly strangled, the long nails pierced my flesh, and a stream of warm liquid flowed out.

I knew that the skin had been cut, and the pair of green pupils sometimes made a cat's cry, and sometimes it was the strange cry of a female ghost.

The air seemed to be squeezed dry, and I struggled desperately like a thirsty fish. The monster was as strong as a cow, and I couldn't get rid of it no matter how hard I struggled.

My eyes were staring with bloodshot eyes, and I had dizzy hallucinations in my head.

It's over, am I going to die?

What is this cat-like and human-like monster?

At this time of life and death, I suddenly thought of what Cauliflower said, the blood of the middle finger and the tip of the tongue is the purest and the most yang.

As soon as I gritted my teeth, I chewed my tongue hard. The bloody smell filled the air, and I spit it out with a pop.

"Wow, ah, wow..." The cat monster yelled and rolled aside.

I got the chance, panted desperately, picked up the phone and looked at the monster, it almost didn't scare me to death.

It was Liu Qiao, her jet-black face was wrinkled, like an old cat's face, and her eyes were as green as a cat's with a slit in the middle. She was lying on the ground, her hands were like tiger claws, and her nails were sharp with barbs.

What scares me the most is that there is a ring of long green hair on her chin and ears, which is very feline.

If it weren't for the pair of dangling big waves on her chest, I would definitely not recognize her.

Liu Qiao looked at me viciously, crawled around me, spit, and made weird noises, like a lion staring at its own food. Seeing that this deadly prey was about to pounce on me again, I was in a hurry, and followed She spat a mouthful of blood, raised her left hand and smashed it.

Liu Qiao didn't expect that I would dare to take the initiative to attack, and bounced back with a cat.

I took advantage of the situation, bit my tongue again, and chased while spraying, this damn bitch ran so fast, I didn't pay attention to my feet, and was tripped by a hard thing.

Ouch, who the hell is this, why are you kicking my head?

When I heard the sound, I took a photo with my mobile phone, and it turned out to be cauliflower.

Damn, why are you lying here.

Cauliflower said, how the hell would I know, as soon as I left, I saw a black shadow following you, touched it, and before I could see what was going on, I was knocked out.

I lifted the cauliflower, this grandson is really lucky, last time the man in rain boots didn't kill him, and Liu Qiao didn't kill him either.

Liu Qiao stopped not far away and stared at me viciously, purring like a cat.

I raised the corner of my mouth and gave her my middle finger, I have the guts, I will not kill you.

Caihua looked up and said, Brother Qin, what is that thing, is it a cat?

I walked back with the cauliflower, and it was indeed a cat.

Cauliflower covered her head, Brother Qin, you have really strong tastes, even cats want grass, you are so cheap.

I said, that's right, my whole body is full of fire now, and I think about everything I see.

Instead of catching Liu Qiao, he bit off his own tongue. Both Caihua and I were full of anger.

Back at the rental house, I immediately took a few chocolates and stuffed them into my mouth.

Cauliflower said, Brother Qin, what are you doing?

I said that I almost bit off my tongue just now to deal with that bitch Liu Qiao, but the trick you said is really good, otherwise I would have almost fallen into her hands today.

Then you don't need to eat chocolate, come and let me eat Dao Fu for you.

Cauliflower took a piece of yellow paper, made a few strokes on it, burned it and handed it to me.

I drank it in one gulp, and the cauliflower threw me another black pellet.

As soon as I smelled it, it seemed to have a fishy smell, so I asked what it was.