Yin Yang ghost contract

Guo Dapao is overjoyed, Brother Qin, do you really know where Liu Qiao's body is?

As soon as I heard the joke, it turned out that the girl in the hair salon is called Liu Qiao (at the request of some netizens, I named the girl in the hair salon), as long as I am there, she will definitely show up.

I said, I have a request, you give me and my brother a few days, I will definitely find Liu Qiao and catch the real culprit who killed Nana.

"It's so affectionate, and she said it's okay, her name is Zhou Nana." Guo Dapao pointed at me and smiled.

I said, what time is it, don't be so fucking joking, let me go out quickly, it's a bad thing if it's late.

Bad thing, bad thing?

Where is Zhou Nana's body?I asked.

Guo Dapao said that it was still in the morgue.

Cauliflower chuckled, as long as the body is still there, my goddess will be fine, and the initiative is still in our hands.

Guo Dapao is a little confused, what are you talking about?

"Light me a cigarette, I'm addicted to cigarettes." I yawned, my mouth was very tasteless.

Smoking, I said, "Da Pao, I can't explain clearly at the moment, but there is one thing, I can guarantee that if we don't let us out, the murderer will rape and kill more women, the case of Liu Qiao's disappearance, you guys I can't break it in my life."

Guo Dapao frowned and said, Brother Qin, don't scare me. The superiors have set up a task force to investigate these two cases. If you can solve it, I will give you a second kick.

Kick your sister, what are you waiting for, let her go, Caihua said impatiently with wide-eyed eyes.

Guo Dapao said, Brother Qin, I know that you are good at picking up girls, but this ghost, it's not that I can't trust you, but...

Cauliflower said, "Don't talk nonsense, call everyone to the morgue, don't you believe it? My celestial master will open your eyes."

This guy Guo Dapao is very happy, and he doesn't know what reason he used. Wang Dui of the special case team personally took him to the morgue.

Cauliflower and I walked out of the police station, I said, can you do it, Cauliflower?Those bastards are still waiting, if we don't succeed this time, let's just wait to sit in prison.

Cauliflower said solemnly, no, but for Nana, I have to give it a try. Let's split up, I'll get the magic weapon, and you go to buy incense and wine.

Half an hour later, Cauliflower and I returned to the morgue, looked carefully at the corpses inside for a while, and finally stopped in front of a female corpse and said, tell me her name and date of birth.

Guo Dapao looked at the file and said, this is a prostitute who has been dead for several days.

Cauliflower said, what the hell are you talking so much nonsense, I want the name Shichen.

Guo Dapao told the cauliflower deceased's name and date of birth, then shrugged and said, sorry I don't have time.

Cauliflower thought for a while and said, it’s okay, the righteous ones are in the temporary residence pavilion, the judge will embarrass them, the soul should not have entered the reincarnation, I will try to see if I can attract it.

I asked cauliflower, what is a temporary residence.

Cauliflower gave me a blank look, why do you talk as much nonsense as this cannon, you will naturally know when you hang up.

I curtsied him, and ignored him, after all, there were several pairs of eyes staring at me, and I couldn't dismantle my buddy's platform.

Cauliflower took out a few candles and asked where is the north?

After finding the north, Caihua lit a white candle, took a piece of talisman and pasted it on the window, and there were big characters of Big Dipper Dijun crookedly written on it.

Light the incense and serve the wine, and mutter something in your mouth: "I invite the gods above, and invite the spirits of the earth below. This disciple orders..."

Seeing him muttering, I wanted to laugh. To be honest, although I can see ghosts, I don't think cauliflower can bring out ghosts.

Cauliflower looked very respectful. After pouring the wine, she bowed and stood in front of the female corpse. She waved three sticks of incense above her head and placed them in the female corpse's mouth.

Brother Qin, you have taken this Taishan Stone.

I nodded, and the grandson took the red thread and looked at the policeman coldly, "Who doesn't believe it, come and experience it?"

The policemen looked at each other, no one dared to take a step forward, everyone was bluffed by Caihua's pretense.

Just as I was about to take a step forward, Cauliflower hinted to me to retreat with her eyes.

"I said that you are all so stupid and still want to solve the case? Don't worry, I won't kill you." Cauliflower retorted sarcastically.

After all, I am the second generation of rich people, and I am full of confidence. To be honest, I don’t have any plans in my heart now. If Caihua fails, I am afraid that it will be difficult for us to get out.

At the critical moment, the leader still has the courage. Wang Detui pointed to a pimple-faced, full-blooded brother with thick eyebrows and said, "Xiao Gao, you go."

That Xiao Gao drove the duck to the shelf and stretched out his hand. When Cai Hua saw such a masculine bird, she secretly screamed.

I asked what's wrong?

Cauliflower said in a low voice, the policeman is already full of evil spirits, but this woman also has acne-prone skin on her face, and her yang energy is very strong, so I have to vent his yang energy.

I said how to vent, don't be too ruthless like opening a ladle, don't make people false.

Cauliflower said, try it, these guys are not good birds anyway.

After finishing speaking, the cauliflower wrapped the red thread around Brother Nongmei's middle finger. This point cauliflower told me that the middle finger is the place with the most yang energy in a person, and the other end of the red thread is tied to the Taishan stone.

Brother Qin, you have to hold this rock well, our fate is in your hands.

I was holding the Taishan stone, which was not too big, but heavy.

Cai Hua took out three sticks of incense from the female corpse's mouth, held them between her eyebrows, stomped her feet on the ground, and let out a loud drink.

Not to mention, the grandson of Caihua is really amazing. The morgue, which was already extremely cold, suddenly picked up wind, and the policemen touched their necks with their hands. I knew that they were like me, with a chilly neck and a layer of goose skin. pimple.

At this time, I saw the body of the prostitute slowly turning green like a layer of paint, and a girl in a miniskirt sat up from the body with a green face.

I know it's her soul, but she looks so green and shabby, when I saw her, I suddenly felt like pink, compared to this ghost, she is so beautiful and charming.

Cai Hua quickly squeezed her sword fingers with both hands and pointed at Brother Nongmei, and shouted loudly: "Go!"

The female ghost seemed to be quite afraid of the cauliflower, and walked slowly to Brother Nongmei, leaning against his body, but was bounced back just as she was about to go up, and leaned towards me eagerly.

The prostitute gave me a coquettish look and said, "This man is still a boy, I can't get on him, but I still like him, he's very sinister."

Cauliflower stared wide-eyed, don't make up his mind, what do you want to do when it's over.

I said, go die, I don't fucking want rotten cauliflower.

Dui Wang got a little impatient and said, what the hell are you dawdling about, is it going to work, don't waste your time.

Cauliflower giggled, took the red string and tied two knots on Brother Nongmei's wrist, the young man couldn't tell that you were still a boy.

Everyone turned their attention to Brother Nongmei, and he blushed from embarrassment.

The cauliflower red string was knotted, and he took a copper coin and tied it at the end, bit his middle finger on the copper coin, and Brother Nongmei trembled all over his body, shaking.

Seeing that this kid was about to faint and rolled his eyes, I hurriedly stopped cauliflower, fuck you stop playing, and play with dead people again.

Cauliflower just stopped, he has a lot of yang energy, I use copper coins to vent some yang energy, otherwise this ghost can't get up.

Then he beckoned, and the female ghost got on Brother Nongmei smoothly this time. Brother Nongmei opened his eyes, and his rough male voice became a female voice. He came over and hooked my neck and said, "Master, this is what you said." , on his body, I can play as I want, and I just fell in love with this handsome guy."

Jiao Didi's coquettish voice came from the mouth of a pimple-faced man. I felt nauseous, and the police were stunned.

I was also taken aback, the Taishan stone in my hand almost came out, I raised my left hand to slap this bitch, cauliflower quickly stopped me, Brother Qin, if you slap her down, she will be finished, and she will be finished when she turns back to the temporary residence pavilion resurrected.

That slut seemed to sense how powerful I was, she gave me a blank look, twisted her buttocks and hooked up with the other policemen.

A group of people were very embarrassed by such a man and woman, and Cai Hua said proudly, "Let's reply this time."

The Wang detachment is a little impatient, it's okay, we believe it, let her go quickly.

The cauliflower extinguished the incense, and the coquettish female ghost retreated from Brother Nongmei.

As soon as the female ghost left, I felt a huge force coming from the red rope, almost pulling the Taishan Stone away, so I quickly held it firmly.

"Wow!" Brother Nongmei squatted on the ground and vomited. He had a red, acne-skinned face that was as green as a wax gourd.

I will return the broken stone to you, and Cai Hua put away the candle on the window sill, took the stone and said, Brother Qin, you don’t understand, this is called Shi Gandang, as stable as Mount Tai, with it, the bird’s soul can be kept from being destroyed Hook away.

I asked, is this guy okay?

Cauliflower said, I can't die, this ghost is too dirty, a serious illness is inevitable.

Then use a red string to hang the Yang-dispelling copper coins around the neck of Brother Nongmei, who is vomiting yellow bile, and say, "Brother, you have made a lot of money this time. This is the authentic and consecrated Kangxi Tongbao. You should wear it carefully."

Cauliflower's hand is beautiful, and the police officers are convinced. Maybe the pressure from above is too great, and the mouth of the cannon is blooming everywhere. The task force actually agreed to our ridiculous reasons, catch ghosts!

Of course, this is not without a time limit. Within a week, not only must we find Liu Qiao, but we must also catch the real murderer.

This is a test for me and cauliflower, the grandma has such legs, the man in rain boots didn't grow up eating shit, that whip alone can kill us.

After leaving the police station, Cai Hua and I felt much better.

Brother Qin, let's go to incense.

"Why do you offer incense? I'm not interested in gods and Buddhas." I said.

Don't mind, Brother Qin, let me tell you that you are just doing this job. Do you know how much effort it took me to open my eyes to see these things?It's good for you kid, not to mention that you are born to see ghosts, God gave you such a strange hand, I'm so fucking envious of me.

I said, envious of you, I'm sick, I'm living a damn good life, and it's all because of it.