Yin Yang ghost contract

Cauliflower said, don't talk nonsense, eat it quickly, and take care of you.

I didn't think much about it, I just chewed it up and swallowed it. A burst of coolness and smell permeated my spleen and lungs, and I enjoyed it very much.

Needless to say, after eating the paper charms and black balls of cauliflower, my tongue was really healed, it was cold, and it didn't hurt or bleed anymore.

I said cauliflower, this black ball is good, you can give me a few more, my hemorrhoids are bleeding badly recently.

Cauliflower said, this is black dog shit, calming veins, nourishing yin and strengthening yang, exorcising evil and avoiding filth, if you want to stop bleeding, I will give you a chrysanthemum burning Taoist talisman.

As soon as he finished speaking, my stomach began to churn, and I asked with wide eyes: "Cauliflower, what did you just say, this, what is this?"

"Black shit." Cauliflower said calmly.

"I hate you uncle, let me eat dog shit?" I said why it smells like shit, it turned out to be dog shit.

I was so angry, I grabbed the pillow on the sofa and threw it at the grandson.

Cauliflower jumped up, took a step back, waved her hand and said, "Brother Qin, calm down, this black shit is very rare, the old man only gave me five pieces in total, I wouldn't sell it for anyone else's money."

Damn, you let me eat shit, why is it reasonable...?Before I finished speaking, my stomach was churning violently, I scratched my throat, rushed into the bathroom, and vomited.

Cauliflower stood at the door shaking her head and sighing: "It's a pity, do you know how rare this black shit is?"

He went on to say: "This is a purebred black dog. It has been fed aged glutinous rice since childhood, and the excrement it pulls off. Black dogs are naturally full of yang energy, and the glutinous rice is also full of spirituality. The excrement it pulls is a panacea."

"Miao Nima, why don't you eat shit." I rinsed it several times, and finally diluted the smell in my mouth.

Do you take it as sugar and eat it casually?I can't bear it until the critical moment.

I said, I won't discuss shit with you anymore, so as not to be disgusting, tell me if there is a cat demon or something that is both a ghost and a cat.

Cauliflower said, brother, don't be kidding, there really are cat demons, so we'll get up.

What do you mean, I asked.

Cat psychic belongs to yin, Sliejiu Ming ghost family, soul has ghost aura, because of this, it often deals with dirty things, and is often used by Taoists for psychic and yin.

But cats themselves do not have the conditions to become demons. In the final analysis, demons must take yang, and cats belong to yin. A demon, with more evil aura and more ferocious nature.

Hearing what Caihua said, my heart is cold. If Liu Qiao becomes a cat demon, then I will die at her hands. It's not like I am piercing my intestines, so it is impossible to keep spurting blood.

Brother Qin, are you okay? You look so ugly, don't you?

When Caihua thought about it, her face turned pale. Brother Qin, you don't want to tell me that what I saw in the vegetable market today is a cat demon, right?

I shivered and lit a cigarette, cauliflower, let me ask you something, can a person become a cat?

What do you mean?

I rubbed my face and collected my thoughts. I mean, can a person become a cat demon after death?Let me just say it straight, I saw Liu Qiao today, she is as flexible as a cat.

Speaking of this, I couldn't help touching my neck, which was tightly wrapped in gauze, it hurt and itched, and it was very uncomfortable.

Cauliflower's mouth was wide open, and her eyes were wide open. After a moment of stupefaction, he regained his composure. Brother Qin, I said, why are we brothers so unlucky? Now it will be difficult to rape her.

What the hell is a cat-faced zombie?

When a person lives with one breath, qi runs through yin and yang, and governs life. The most terrifying thing is that the qi of human death is continuous. Once a person dies, the yang vein is broken, and this breath becomes yin qi, which is extremely venomous. They must have been affected by the ghost of the old cat and changed.

Any ghost, as long as it has something to do with cats, it will be troublesome, cruel, cunning, greedy, Brother Qin, you have to be careful.

I coughed and tried to calm down, don't scare me, I'll go to sleep first.

Cauliflower shook her head and sighed, leaning feebly on the sofa and smoking a stuffy cigarette, brother Qin, don't worry, if it's really not possible, let's go ask the old man to help, my brother will have to save your life even if he dies.

I said, you don't owe me anything, don't be so fucking nasty, act like a gay friend.

Cauliflower glanced at me, smiled slightly, and said nothing.

The next day, the ringing of my mobile phone woke me up, and I woke up to only smell a dark stench. The stinky cauliflower feet were pressed against my face, and the stench came from his feet.

Kicking the gun away, I picked up the phone, and the call was from Guo Dapao.

After hanging up the phone, I poured a cup of Erguotou and splashed it on Cauliflower's face.

Cough, bitch Qin, you must be sick.Cauliflower wiped the wine stains on her face, and stared at me fiercely with red eyes.

I'm not sick, the goddess of a certain person will be buried today, don't blame me for not reminding you.

The cauliflower bounced up fiercely, oops, don't miss the important event, we have to guard the corpse today.

Because he was in a hurry, he put on his shoes backwards, "Is Guo Dapao ready?"

Don't worry, although this grandson's character is not good, he is still very good at doing things. Don't rush to pack your things first, I will also prepare.

With the lesson of Liu Qiao, a dead girl, I bought a certain terrorist hat, the kind that covers half of my face and neck, and I added a big buckle for a dog in the hat.

It's kind of funny and fucked up, but it's better than being able to save your life.

When I was going out, Caihua threw me a water gun, "Brother Qin, put it away, it will depend on whether I can succeed tonight."

I asked, what kind of bird is this, isn't this a kid's toy?

Cauliflower said that it contained black dog blood, whether it was a cat-faced ghoul or the rain boots man's soul-detaining whip, if it got on it, it would be finished.

By the way, you also have this one.

The grandson took out a black plastic bag and handed it to me. I opened it and found two bloody female panty liners.

I hate you, you can be more disgusting, I want to die, why did I meet such a pervert?

Cauliflower said, Brother Qin, women are very filthy. This trick is called filthy and filthy. If our black dog blood doesn't work, we will rely on it.

I threw the plastic bag to him, I only know who gets the filth from this thing, you better keep it and use it slowly.

Cauliflower forcibly stuffed the plastic bag into my pocket, and said with a serious face: "Brother Qin, you think that I let you smoke all afternoon yesterday, it's white smoke, don't worry, this won't affect you, I'm fucking here It’s fresh from the trash, so don’t pick and choose.”

I was speechless. When I walked to the door, cauliflower poured out two pieces of black shit from a small gourd, "Brother Qin, you also take this with you. If you can't stand it any longer, just eat one."

Anyway, even the women's sanitary napkins were taken away, and I was afraid of two black shit, so I stuffed them in my trouser belt.

When I got to the street, I hailed a taxi and was about to go to the funeral parlor when Cai Hua stopped me, "No hurry, Brother Qin, we're still missing something."

I'm getting a little impatient, you're still fucking over, you're late, Zhou Nana was raped by others, don't blame me.

Cauliflower said with a serious face, saving Nana is important, but so is you bitch.

Then, he muttered, I still don't have the confidence to deal with the rain boots man, so we must have this amulet.

I waved my hand, let the taxi driver go, followed Caihua into a funeral shop, Caihua asked for two paper figurines and a pile of gold ingots.

Back at the rental house, Caihua set up an incense altar, muttered a bit, took out cinnabar and ink and drew a series of runes on the back of one of the paper figurines.

"Brother Qin, your date of birth is eight characters."

I crossed my legs and said lazily: "In [-], Double Ninth Festival, Zheng Yin time!"

"Double Ninth Festival?" Caihua looked at me in surprise, then quickly wrote my birthday on the paper figurine, and asked me to bleed some blood on the paper figurine's eyebrows.

"Okay, you're done, Brother Qin, you put this red card away, and wave it out at the moment of life and death, so you can survive." Caihua said with a long sigh of relief.

I glanced at the card, and this thing can save lives?

Cauliflower hurriedly made a shh gesture, don't talk nonsense, it won't work.

Then, cauliflower bowed respectfully to the two paper figurines and said that tonight was thanks to the two brothers to save their lives, and toasted three glasses to express their gratitude.

I looked at the cauliflower with contempt, and always felt that people in this industry were a bit of an idiot, either shit, sanitary napkins, or ghosts, and they didn't have a damn good look at all.

Cauliflower, what are you learning? Why is it so unreliable in my opinion?

Cauliflower said, I learned the way of cursing, and I took the path of Yinshan, which is a bit biased, so the things I use are also quite strange.

I said, you are a fucking wonderful flower, hurry up and save your big butt girl.

Cauliflower put it away in a serious manner, and ran out in a hurry. When he left, his card fell out of his trouser pocket.

I originally wanted to remind him, but when I thought about it, I didn't know if it would be useful or not, so forget it, at worst, I will give him my own card to use.

When I came to the funeral parlor, the inside was deserted and deserted, just a few policemen were there, and a man with a black lens whose half turned white was offering incense.

I asked Cannon, who is this person?

Guo Dapao said in a low voice, Zhou Nana's lover, Chen Kangfu, is a rich man.

"Officer Guo, Nana's funeral will be a trouble to you, and you don't need to inform me about everything." Chen Kangfu walked over after finishing incense.

I think that Chen Kangfu is almost sixty years old. With Nana's hot figure, it's no wonder that he can't be fooled. With his ability, he can't satisfy her, so Nana just wanders around the bar boringly.

Hey, being a mistress these days may not be really happy, living in a villa and driving a famous car, so what?

Like Nana, guarding such an old guy at a young age, her heart is empty and lonely, the pain is incomprehensible.

Suddenly, I understood every woman who likes to masturbate, their inner loneliness and loneliness, devouring their youth in the dark like poisonous snakes.