we are bad boys

The days at school always go by very quickly. Before I know it, half a month has passed since I beat Hu Ziwen violently. During this time, my brother is extremely tired. I get up before dawn every day and go to the morning market. Buy some breakfast, and then pay someone to deliver it to Wang Yunyao's house, and before school is over in the evening, there must be someone standing at the gate to deliver flowers to Wang Yunyao. In Wang Mumu's words, I serve her like my own mother, don't mention What a filial piety, I always pretended not to hear his words, because if you want to be serious with him, then you will be defeated.

Wang Yunyao was very puzzled at the beginning. She called me more than once and asked if I sent the breakfast and flowers. Every time I told her in a very awesome manner: "Do you think you are a fairy? Don't think that the earth I have to go around you, you are the sun, let me tell you, there is never a shortage of girls, don't be so sentimental!!"

Of course, after saying this sentence, she must be scolded, but Wang Yunyao didn't ask why. Seeing that every boy in the school looked like someone who gave her flowers, I suspected that if I gave them flowers for a while, she would Got mentally ill.

Speaking of this, I also want to talk about Hu Ziwen and Huangmao Yidang. Hu Ziwen hasn't come to school for many days. He may have been hospitalized, or he may have been frightened by us, but he must have not reported the crime because no one found him. Let us act like it never happened.

And Huang Mao has disappeared, because since the last battle, Leilei has carried a military stab in his pocket every day, and said to the outside world, as long as he sees Huang Mao, he will definitely stab him to death. Maybe Huang Mao is afraid of Leilei, or it may be What kind of conspiracy is brewing, after all, he is rather sinister.

Everyone's life is fairly ordinary, and they have resumed their previous lives, but recently my eyelids have been twitching, and I always feel that something is going to happen, and I feel weird, and I can't tell what I feel.

On this day, I was lying on the desk, dreaming that I was rolling on the bed with Wang Yunyao, the legendary spring dream, this thing is definitely something that can’t be met, thank you all kinds of gods and Buddhas, I am so grateful for my love... ..

"Hey, slut fly, wake up!" I was sleeping, and there was a clear and clear urg sound in my ears. I opened my eyes in a daze, looked at Wang Yunyao, and kept yelling without a trace. with me.

"I said you are sick! I said I didn't send it, what are you doing with your ink!" Brother has not been an ordinary bastard recently, and his speech is particularly rude.

"Don't sleep, I want to ask you out, will you go?" Wang Yunyao seemed to be listening carefully, but then she started chatting with me.

"Why are you going? Open a house? I can't do it recently, I have no money. If you want to hire me, I will go!!" I started to tease her.

"You have a good chat with me, show some face, okay?" Wang Yunyao said, gently stretched out two slender fingers, pinched my waist hard, and the pain made me feel refreshed immediately. She didn't want to be cheap anymore, and said with a smile all over her face: "Sister, I really don't have any money, let alone where to go, I'm so cold!"

"I have two sisters, come to see me these few days, let me introduce two handsome guys to them, you bring your friends, let's go out and have fun!" Wang Yunyao glanced at me and said in a low voice.

As soon as I heard this, my eyes lit up, and I blurted out: "What kind of legs, what kind of cup, whether the butt is up, you know I like sexier ones!!"

"Hey, aren't you chasing me?" Wang Yunyao asked suspiciously, I gave her a disdainful look, and said calmly: "I changed my mind, I'm not interested in you anymore, please introduce your friend and see Can we spark some sparks or something!!"

"Flying bitch, bastard, you men are a man of virtue, get out of here!" Wang Yunyao kicked me secretly and said viciously.

"Okay, stop making trouble, baby, what does your friend look like, I want to see who to take!" I saw that she seemed really angry, so I hurriedly said with a smile on my face.

"Go away, who is your baby? I think your friend is Leilei who is very handsome. Take him. You can choose the other one yourself. But don't take Wang Mumu. I have heard of his name!!"

"Wang Mumu is still very good. His family used to be a descendant of the Manchu royal family. Before he was released, he was definitely a relative of the emperor, not an ordinary bastard." I tried my best to promote Wang Mumu, because he once promised me that if I introduced a girl to him, he would Wash my underwear for a month.

"So powerful?" Wang Yunyao has been fooled by me.

"Do you know what his name is in the family tree?"

"I don't know! What's it called?"

"Aixinjueluo, prosperity!!"

"The name is so familiar!"

"Don't worry about it, just say it's bullshit or not!"

"Bull...but kinda weird!"

"Can I take him there? After all, he is an aristocrat. Maybe those few friends of yours can be a side Fujin or something!"

"All right.....!"

"All right!"

After class, I rushed to Wang Mumu's class with Chenchen, and made a slight gesture. Wang Mumu, Zhang Wei and Leilei came out with cigarettes.

"Go, go to the toilet, I have something to tell you!" I dragged a few people to the toilet, lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and then I put my arms around Wang Mumu and Leilei's necks and said, "I'll give you How about introducing a girl? Interesting enough?"

"Really?" Wang Mumu's ignorant eyes suddenly looked like a wolf.

"****, go with Wang Mumu? Don't go, what can be done will be fucked up, or you have to pay for it! I won't go!" Leilei didn't even ask anyone, as long as he took Wang Mumu, he would don't go.

"Xiao Fei, you're so fucked up, why didn't you take us there!" Chenchen was quite unhappy, and expressed everyone's aspirations.

"The thing is like this, people call for Leilei to go. As for Wang Mumu, you see how pitiful he is, so don't argue. Why don't you give him the chance to wash your underwear for a week, okay?" I Plead for Wang Mumu.

"Fuck me, why doesn't Leilei need to wash his underwear when he goes?" No matter how stupid Wang Mumu was, he could see that something was wrong.

"Because you have such a unique style!" We cursed in unison.

"Okay, I wash underwear for a week, but can I use the washing machine?" Wang Mumu began to talk about conditions.

"No, the washing machine is throwing the panties out of shape! You have to wash them by hand!!" Chenchen didn't budge at all.

"Yes, it must be washed by hand!" Zhang Wei echoed.

"You guys, believe it or not, I'm done washing, and I'll put some mustard oil on your pants!!" Wang Mumu was furious.

"Okay, let's take it, let's use the washing machine!" We were really afraid of choking on the second child, because this idiot can really do this, and when we get along with him, we have to be close and retreat, or we can't talk about his reaction that day Come here and bite you in the back.