we are bad boys

Brother Xiao Ma walked out of the hotel with his travel bag, glanced around, saw a shop for repairing mobile phones, and went straight in.

"Brother, what business??" The owner of the mobile phone shop was a young man, smoking a cigarette, and said absent-mindedly while playing on WeChat.

"Fuck... I'm looking for you to buy a jb howitzer?? What can I do with jb! Buy a mobile phone!!" Xiao Ma replied speechlessly, feeling that people are chattering now, why are they so stupid.

"...Then what brand do you want?" The young man saw that there was a business, and it was a big job, so he immediately stood up and asked with a smile.

"Nokia, have you?"

"Yes! 8800, this jb is out of stock!! It is equipped with a b artifact, with a pixel of more than 500 million, and a focus of [-] meters away. At least you can analyze what this donkey drop dinner is. !!Look at this behavior! Made of pure metal, it looks so domineering!!!" Xiaonian's store obviously can't sell a single mobile phone in a month, and the set of words is a bit incoherent.

"...Is it so awesome? Take it here and let me have a look!!" Brother Ma stretched out his hand with great interest.

"...I'll take it, you see, it doesn't matter whether you buy it or not, if it breaks, it's easy to cause disputes!!" The young man held the phone he took out from the counter, showing cautious eyes, and said slowly One sentence.

"Can it be broken if you touch it???" Brother Xiao Ma was shocked.

"That's not right! Brother, look at my head!! Do you see this hole!! Just last month, after three days of negotiation, a customer finally wanted to buy it. Before I could take it out, the phone was painted off. I I was angry at that time, I fought with him for at least 100 rounds, and I went to the hospital! You see what you did to me!!" The young man parted his hair, revealing the scar on his head, and said something very jb.

"You don't kill many people like you!! Aren't you lying?"

"Brother, how much do you pay for a new 8800?" Xiaonian asked.

"The regular version seems to cost more than 8000! How much do you pay?" Xiao Ma really likes this phone, but he never had the money to buy it before.

"450! Bring two memory cards!!"

"This price is a bit fragile...it seems to be fucking unreasonable...!!" Brother Xiao Ma touched the unspent 300 yuan in his pocket, feeling a little moved.Although he has 50 in his card, he knows his position very well, how big his ass is, how thick his shit is, he doesn't have that money, and he doesn't pretend to be that b.

"I'm willing to listen to what you say! The mobile phone should be updated too often, every day, so what kind of body can afford it, it's almost a pretense to force it!" The young man said happily.

"...Have you bought the warranty?"

"That must be dripped!!"

"No memory card, no ink marks, 300 will do?" Xiao Ma only had [-] in his pocket, so he offered the price.

"It's fine, I'll fall in love with you, and I won't earn your money anymore!" The young man was quite straightforward, he really didn't lie, let's buy parts for this mobile phone, and the cost is almost three hundred.

"Cheer up! Give me another calling card worth ten yuan!!"

"Brother... China Mobile doesn't have this package!!"

"Unicom is also available!!"

"You are PHS, he doesn't even have ten yuan!!!"

"What's the matter?? I don't have any money, so I can't buy a phone and play with the keys! How can I contact a girl if I don't have a card? If you do this, you give me the whole card first, and you go out with me later, and I will take 50 Yuan money, can I give it to you when it's over?"

"Okay! It just so happens that I'm leaving soon!" Xiaonian issued another card for Brother Xiao Ma.

After working for a long time, brother Xiao Ma stuffed the charger into the bag, inserted the card, took out the notebook, and dialed Tianyang's phone number.

At this time, Tianyang had just separated from the little nurse and Dakang after buying cosmetics.Before leaving, Dakang Qian reminded him that before tonight, no matter what method he used, he must deliver the cosmetics.Tianyang was helpless, agreed several times, and drove to the gift giving place.

"Beep ring ring!"

When the phone rang, Tianyang glanced at the caller ID and connected the call: "Brother Ma??"

"Where is it? Why is there no sleeper?" Xiao Ma asked slowly while holding a pure platinum 8800.

"...the company has something to do, I'm going to send something to a...customer!"

"Number [-]?? I understand!! I understand!!" Brother Xiao Ma thought for a while and said suddenly.

"Hehe! Brother Ma, eat something first and go for a stroll by yourself. I'll be busy in the middle of the night. I'll contact you after work and find a hotel for the night, and I'll help you find a room tomorrow morning!" Tian Yang Smiled a bit, Xiao Ma had never been in the society, and the bastards in his eyes were either collecting protection money or selling drugs.So I didn't bother to explain, so I changed the subject and said something casually.

"That's it... that's fine, you go ahead, I'll take a stroll by myself!"

"Okay, is this your number?"

"Well, the tail number is 584! This number is a bit unlucky!!"

"Okay, I'll save it!"

As they said that, the two hung up the phone. Brother Xiao Ma glanced at the phone boredly, wiped the screen with his thumb, and carefully put it in his trouser pocket.Standing in place, silent for a while, he asked the young man, "Dude, how can we stay for a while without spending money?"

"...the bar!!" The young man was stunned for a long time before saying something speechlessly.

"Why doesn't the bar cost money??"

"It's a small bar, there's no low consumption, you spend ten yuan to buy a bottle of beer, and no one cares about sitting there all day, what's wrong? Are you going?"

"Ten yuan is enough??"

"Fuck, I go every day, I don't know!!"

"...Then why don't you bring me one?"

"Okay! Let's go, let's play together, maybe we can meet a psychedelic girl!!" The young man bared his teeth and said.

"**, thank you for that! Come on, get the money with me first!"

"Don't worry, I'll get something!!" The young man said casually, then took out a small black bag from under the counter, and walked out slowly.

"What?" Brother Ma asked curiously.

"It's nothing, let's go!" The young man said casually, closed the shutter door and locked it, and slowly walked out of the mobile phone shop with Brother Ma.

Both of them are young people, and they both love to talk. They chatted while walking to the cash machine, and they got acquainted after a while.Brother Xiaoma stood next to the ATM, withdrew 500 yuan, then took a taxi with Xiaonian and went straight to Bar Street.After driving for more than 20 minutes, the car stopped at the door of a bar.Brother Xiao Ma turned his head and looked out the window in a daze. The young man paid ten yuan for the fare without a word, and muttered: "Dare you dare to deduct more!!"