we are bad boys

After three consecutive days of my ideological work, Leilei finally agreed to go on a blind date together, but there is one condition, Wang Mumu must remain normal, if he commits a crime, he must be stabbed with a military stab, seeing how determined he is, I have no choice but to reluctantly agree and promise Stand with him at all times.

"Mumu, where did that idiot go? What time the fuck is it? You call him and ask if he can come?" Leilei and I stood at the school gate and waited for Wang Mumu for about an hour. Didn't see this 2b either.

I was also quite helpless, just as I was about to take out my phone, I saw a taxi parked in front of the school, and a very flamboyant man appeared in our sight.

A tight-fitting casual suit, a spotless white shirt, a pair of suede black trousers, a pair of leather boots, a pair of sunglasses, and a big golden chain around his neck. The hair is shaved very short, how do you look like it? The attire of a social elder brother is so stylish, Leilei and I wiped our eyes carefully, only to see that this person is Wang Mumu.

"***, Great Brother Mumu! Are you fucking rich?" I stepped forward and said in shock.

"If you keep doing this, I wouldn't fucking know it. I'm sorry to go with you. Does this look like my brother?" Leilei patted his shoulder and said very satisfied.

"Don't fuck it up, I borrowed this dress from a dry cleaner, and it cost me a fucking 30 yuan!!" Wang Mumu couldn't speak, and when he spoke, he immediately revealed his stupid nature.

"Then where did this big gold chain come from?" Leilei asked suspiciously.

"You know jb, my mother bought three necklaces for 20 yuan at the street stall, and prepared one for each of you!!" Wang Mumu took out two very thick necklaces from his pocket after speaking.

Leilei and I each took one, I pinched it lightly, and found that the gold chain was deflated, and then I saw that my hands were full of gold powder.

"Give it to you. I won't wear it. People will find out. I can't afford to lose this old face!" I returned the chain to him speechlessly, and Leilei even threw it on the road.

"****, you don't wear it, I'm still wearing it!!" Wang Mumu trotted all the way, picked up the gold chain, and put it all around his neck in one go.

Both Leilei and I were stupefied. At this moment, Wang Mumu is like wearing a golden scarf, shining exceptionally, it's too fucking dazzling, too fucking rich! !

"Can I go back? I don't want to go!" Leilei broke down.

"Forget it, it's all here, let's go!!" I was also speechless.

The three of us took a taxi and were going to our date place, Shangdao Coffee. This was a day I will never forget in my life. In this bourgeois place, we welcomed the most amazing customer in history.

"Shangdao coffee, I've heard of it, but I haven't tried it. Hey, I like milk with fruity milk, so that I can more easily think of the taste of human milk...!" Wang Mumu was like a Shrew, nagging non-stop.

"Can you shut up, can you not talk for a while? I'll give you money, okay?" Leilei had nothing to do with him, and could only pray.

"Brother, other matters can be discussed, but today I must be the protagonist!" Wang Mumu's tone was unquestionable.

"I'll fucking kill you!" Leilei's eyes were red again, and he was about to beat up Wang Mumu when he was sitting in the taxi. I quickly pulled them away and kept persuading them. Now I vaguely regret bringing them here.

When we arrived at Shangdao Coffee, we paid the fare and walked into Shangdao Coffee. The interior decoration is still very emotional, with soft music playing, surrounded by some urban white-collar workers, and there are laptops on the table. What are you talking about, there are still some couples talking about love, the atmosphere is very relaxed and makes people feel happy.

As soon as we entered the door, we saw Wang Yunyao and two girls sitting in a relatively large booth in the corner. When they saw us coming in, they kept waving.

"Mu Muang, be normal, don't be ashamed, please!" I whispered to Wang Mumu while walking, and since Wang Mumu entered this room, his demeanor was different immediately. teacher.

"Come on, let me introduce you, this is my good friend "Qiao Mimi", and this is Mengmeng, called "Zhang Meng"!" Wang Yunyao introduced her friend generously.

I took a closer look at the two girls. Qiao Mimi is a loli type, about 1.65 in height, sweet and cute, very likable, and exudes a vigorous youthful atmosphere.

And Zhang Meng belongs to the sultry type, with a tight light red windbreaker, shawl and long hair, charming appearance, a pair of beautiful legs wearing a pair of stockings, ugg bread shoes under his feet, and light makeup on his face. His appearance can definitely score 80 points, basically the same as Wang Yunyao There is a fight.

Before we could speak, Wang Mumu took a step gracefully, shot out his arms with a righteous face, and said in a magnetic voice: "Miss Mimi, I am a Manchu Zhenghuangqi, Aixinjueluo Wangcai, your Chinese name is you You can call me Wang Mumu!"

"My sister! People call Miss Mimi!!" Wang Yunyao gave Wang Mumu a dissatisfied look, and then gave me a hard look.

"It's okay, hehe, hello!" Qiao Mimi smiled cutely at Wang Mumu, and shook hands with him.

"Hello, my name is Yang Lei, and they all call me Leilei." Leilei stretched out her hand generously and said to Zhang Meng.

"Heck! He's a handsome guy, hello, just call me Mengmeng!" Zhang Meng said with a smile.

"Don't stand around stupidly, sit down, relax, don't be too restrained!" I sat down unsteadily, and greeted everyone.

"You haven't introduced yourself yet! Who are you?" Zhang Meng was obviously talkative and said to me.

"You just need to know that Wang Yunyao is my wife, you don't need to know anything else!" I said cheekily.

"Don't be shameless, you bitch!" Wang Yunyao sat next to me and cursed.

"Hehe, I know you, you are Meng Fei who has been chasing our Yaoyao madly lately, right?" Qiao Mimi asked with a smile showing her lovely dimples.

"Bingo! That's right!" I replied with a smile.

The few of us sat together, one person and one girl. After all, it was a blind date. Wang Mumu was obviously more interested in the loli type, so he sat directly next to Qiao Mimi. Qiao Mimi glanced at him and didn't object, because Leilei and I have already forcibly thrown away his big gold chain, so he looks pretty good.

And Leilei and Zhang Meng sat together, they glanced at each other, chatted softly from time to time, and they didn't know what they were talking about.