The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 64 Two monkeys escaped from the acrobatic troupe

The next morning, living room 3602.

Xiang Yu, Teacher Zeng and Zhan Bo were watching TV. After Guan Gu opened the door and came in, he closed the door hard. Zhan Bo and Teacher Zeng both looked up at Guan Gu.

Zhan Bo looked at Guan Gu, who looked unhappy, and asked curiously: "Mr. Guan Gu?"

"Don't call me Mr. Guangu, please call me Thirteenth Prince of Central." Guangu threw his bag on the sofa and patted the back of the sofa angrily.

"Mr. Guangu, are you so powerful? It only takes thirteen minutes to complete a circle in the middle?" Zhan Bo, a novice driver, instantly felt that Guangu is really powerful. He is worthy of being a man from the hometown of Initial D.

"I just came back from a taxi, and the driver actually took me thirteen times around the Central Ring Road." Sekiya explained angrily.

"Some unscrupulous drivers will deliberately take long detours to ask for more money when they encounter guests with foreign accents." Xiang Yu is very familiar with the tricks of these unscrupulous drivers and explained to Zhanbo.

"Are these people bullying foreigners like this?" Guan Gu said angrily.

Xiang Yu comforted him: "Guan Gu, don't worry. The unscrupulous driver bullies not foreigners, but foreigners as well. The unscrupulous driver treats everyone equally. But next time you can speak a few dialects first, so that the driver thinks you are a local, and you can You won’t be cheated.”

"Then what should I say?" Guan Gu asked humbly.

"When you find that he wants to take a detour, you say Yi Nao Xie Wa Tra! You are looking for the West!" Xiang Yu, a foreigner, began to teach foreigners Guangu to speak the S city dialect.

"Is there any way to let the driver know that I am a local as soon as I get in the car?" Sekiya felt that it might be too late when he noticed that the driver wanted to take a detour, and the driver might have already made a detour.

"Then you have to greet the master first when you get in the car. Hello, master, and then tell the master to hurry up and start cutting." Xiang Yu thought for a while and said to Guangu.

"Learn until you are old, live until you are old. I will know it next time." Sekiya nodded and took out a pen and paper from his bag and started to record it, preparing to try it next time he encounters a black-hearted rental company.

"Mr. Guangu, you have gone around thirteen times, which means that the road today is very smooth. Xiang Yu told me in the morning that there may be traffic jams on the elevated highway today. I believe that when I get on the elevated highway, there will be a smooth road ahead and my The future will be the same." Teacher Zeng put down the newspaper and said with a smile.

Although Xiang Yu advised Teacher Zeng to take the subway in the morning, which was the safest way, Teacher Zeng felt that taking the subway was too embarrassing, and it would be a pity not to take a ride in the car that he spent a lot of money to rent.

Seeing that Teacher Zeng was not giving up and still wanted to take the elevated highway, Xiang Yu could only pray for Teacher Zeng that there would be no car accident on the elevated highway today.

"Teacher Zeng heard that you are going to be on TV, congratulations! Congratulations!" Guan Gu only remembered that Teacher Zeng was going to be on TV and congratulated Teacher Zeng.

"Thank you! I'm so excited. I'm waiting for the spotlight to turn on, and then I will make my debut." Teacher Zeng was completely immersed in his TV dream.

"Then how are you going to make your debut?" Guangu asked curiously, gesturing with his hands.

"I've already thought about it, do you want to watch it?" Teacher Zeng finally found the opportunity to show off the debut routine he designed.

Xiang Yu took the time to take out the DV player and prepared to record it for Teacher Zeng.

Teacher Zeng ran to the bedroom and closed the door to start simulating the scene. After opening the door, Teacher Zeng waved his hands upward and jumped forward. Then when he came in front of everyone, Teacher Zeng waved again with his hands on his hips, switching his left hand to his right ┏(＾0＾)┛. After a set of movements, he looked at the stunned people with expectant faces and asked, "How was it?"

Guangu smiled and said: "Not bad, a bit like an escaped monkey from the acrobatic troupe."

"Teacher Zeng, do you feel that this style is not very stable and does not suit your identity?" Xiang Yu did not want Teacher Zeng to appear like this. If others knew that he and Monkey knew each other, he would be despised.

Zhan Bo shook his head and asked: "Teacher Zeng, what if everyone throws bananas at you when you come on stage?" "Bah! This action of mine requires the cooperation of both the stage and the audience. You guys need it when the time comes! Oh ! Oh! I was booing, otherwise I would really look like an idiot on stage." Teacher Zeng was so confident in the movements he had painstakingly designed.

At this time, Ziqiao opened the door, made circles with his hands, and jumped in sideways like a crab. With the sound of "Oh! Oh! Oh", for a moment, Xiang Yu, Guangu and Zhanbo really thought that a crab was coming. Monkey, oh no, here comes a baboon.

"Are you ready to go on TV? Our super star." Zi Qiao kept moving, pointing at Teacher Zeng after drawing circles with his hands.

Xiang Yu finally understood why Teacher Zeng encountered a traffic jam on the elevated highway. Zi Qiao was drawing circles to curse you, and he even drew so many circles in one go, fearing that Teacher Zeng would not fall into the trap.

Guan Gu secretly pointed at Zi Qiao and whispered to Xiang Yu and Zhan Bo: "Look! Another monkey escaped from the acrobatic troupe." Xiang Yu and Zhan Bo smiled knowingly.

Zi Qiao asked excitedly: "Teacher Zeng, what show are you going to show on? The fragrance of women at night?"

"It's "A Date Like Jade"" Teacher Zeng emphasized word by word.

"What! Brother, you haven't been familiar with the Chinese TV industry yet, have you? Everyone knows that Chen Ruyu and I don't get along." Zi Qiao suddenly changed his face and said.

Teacher Zeng, Guan Gu and Zhan Bo all looked at Zi Qiao in disbelief. Xiang Yu curled his lips, Zi Qiao was a big liar.

Ziqiao waved her hand and explained: "Four years ago, I was an audience member on her show. I confessed my love to her during the recording of the show, but we ended up having an unpleasant incident. Oh my God, that accident almost destroyed both of us. ’s acting career.”

Xiang Yu joked: "Then Teacher Zeng is finished. If Chen Ruyu remembers Zi Qiao, why would she have to make things difficult for Teacher Zeng? You may also ruin Teacher Zeng's acting career."

"Impossible, I don't believe Zi Qiao's words. Even if he confessed to Chen Ruyu, Chen Ruyu would never remember Zi Qiao." Teacher Zeng said with an indifferent expression.

Xiang Yu said to Zi Qiao: "Zi Qiao, Teacher Zeng doubts your masculine charm. Don't you have to prove yourself?"

Zhan Bo smiled and said: "Today we have an opportunity. Zi Qiao, you can settle the differences with her and have a drink with her. Do you want to go together?"

"It would be awkward for me to meet her. Although I am only in the audience, my charm will make me stand out among the general audience." Zi Qiao said proudly without any sense of embarrassment.

"But if anyone doesn't take me there, I'll be in trouble with him." Seeing everyone staring at him without saying anything, Zi Qiao added.

"Guan Gu, please come with me then, so there will be just four of us here." Xiang Yu said to Guan Gu.

"Okay." Guangu nodded happily.

"By the way, I remembered another one. Take a look at the effect of this entrance." Teacher Zeng burst out with inspiration and ran back to the room after speaking.

Xiang Yu quickly adjusted the position of the DV player.

I saw Teacher Zeng holding his pocket in his right hand, holding his head with the index and middle fingers of his left hand together, crossing his feet and stepping forward, twisting his butt, much like a young man who had just come out of a barber shop.

Xiang Yu, Teacher Zeng, and Zhan Bo didn't know how to evaluate the effect of this admission. They only saw Zi Qiao cooperate with Teacher Zeng and said: "Oh! Oh! Oh!"

Teacher Zeng pointed at Zi Qiao and said excitedly: "Haha! Did you see it? This is the entrance effect I want. Everyone remember to cooperate with me when the time comes."

Xiang Yu made up his mind that if Teacher Zeng had the opportunity to go on stage and dare to use this opening gesture, he could only pretend not to recognize him.

(End of this chapter)