The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 65: Speechless Question to Heaven

In the afternoon, there was still more than an hour before the show was broadcast. After struggling for a long time, everyone finally changed their clothes. At Xiang Yu's urging, the two cars set off one after the other.

Zhanbo drove a convertible, with Yifei sitting in the passenger seat, and Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao sitting in the back seat. Xiang Yu drove a white Xiali and took Meijia, Guangu and Wanyu with him.

Xiang Yu originally wanted to overtake and pass Zhanbo, but unfortunately the three of them were really worried about Xiang Yu, who was also a novice driver in everyone's eyes. As soon as Xiang Yu wanted to speed up and overtake, everyone took turns to block him.

Xiang Yu had no choice but to follow Zhan Bo and watch the various vehicles passing by one by one. He said helplessly: "Although I know Zhan Bo is a novice, I am an experienced driver."

Meijia, who was in the back row, comforted Xiang Yu: "Don't be anxious, it's still early anyway and you have plenty of time."

Xiang Yu thought silently in his heart: There is really no need to worry, and there will be no need to worry if it is blocked later.

In the convertible not far ahead, Teacher Zeng urged Zhan Bo: "Dear, can you drive faster?"

Zhan Bo was a little nervous when he drove a non-teaching car for the first time and said: "The driving school instructor taught me to drive so fast and drive to death!"

Yifei didn't mind Zhan Bo's speed at all, and agreed: "It's not rude, but Zhan Bo is right. It's not difficult to drive. I'm just afraid there are new people."

"But he drives like an older female driver." Teacher Zeng was complaining, "Beep! Beep! Beep!" was interrupted by Xiang Yu's urging horn from behind.

"Press what? Ziqiao help me put the sign at the back." Yifei said as she handed a sign to Lu Ziqiao.

"What is it? Absolutely a novice, extremely deadly. Press it slower and slower, and press it again to turn off the engine." Ziqiao read it with wide eyes, turned around and put the sign behind the car.

Xiang Yu was honking the horn when he saw a sign coming out of the back of the convertible and stopped honking. Guangu squinted his eyes and read: "Absolute novice, extremely deadly. The more you press, the slower it becomes. Press again to turn off the flame."

Xiang Yu didn't give up and was ready to continue struggling. He accelerated slightly and changed lanes to the lane parallel to Zhan Bo.

Xiang Yu thought about asking Guangu to shout to Zhanbo to drive faster. Looking at Zhanbo, he was still driving in the bus lane and said to Guangu: "Guangu, please shout louder to Zhanbo and change lanes quickly. In the bus lane If you drive on the road, you will be fined if someone detects you later.”

Upon hearing this, Guangu quickly shouted to Zhan Bo, but unfortunately Zhan Bo was focused on looking at the vehicle in front and didn't hear it at all.

Teacher Zeng saw Xiang Yu driving the white Xiali after changing lanes and moved forward, and muttered: "Why did Xiang Yu catch up? Zhanbo, you are too slow. I will be on stage in an hour. This is my first time." A live broadcast!"

"There is no rehearsal in my life, every day is a live broadcast." Zi Qiao said with glasses.

Before he finished speaking, Teacher Zeng felt a flash of light flash by and said in surprise: "Hey! What's wrong? We haven't even arrived at the TV station, and there are paparazzi?"

"We seemed to have been photographed by a probe just now." Zhan Bo frowned and said a little embarrassed.

"Why? Are we violating the rules?" Yifei asked doubtfully.

"This is a dedicated bus lane." Zhan Bo explained.

"Then you're still driving on this road! A two-hundred-dollar ticket. You want to be photographed as a comic strip! Turn on the turn signal and don't go there! You see, Xiang Yu has already changed lanes and passed by." Yifei said to Zhan Bo The slow reaction said angrily.

"We were all photographed? My virginity photos were not given to the TV station, but to the traffic police brigade. Do you think they will be posted on Tudou?" Teacher Zeng has only been thinking about TV stations recently.

"Let me just say, life is broadcast live every day. My smile just now was not bad." Before Zi Qiao finished speaking, Zhanbo suddenly stopped suddenly, and Yifei, Teacher Zeng and Zi Qiao were all hit on the head.

"You're really good at sudden braking!" Yifei said speechlessly, covering her head.

"The black jeep in front changed lanes illegally, sister, are you okay?" Zhan Bo also felt aggrieved.

"Your grandpa, you don't want to live anymore?" Yifei got angry and shouted when she heard that it was not Zhanbo's fault.

"Why were they not photographed by the probe?" Teacher Zeng asked in confusion as he was also hit hard.

"The probe seems to have passed." Zhan Bo looked up and looked outside the car and said.

"Zhanbo, catch up. I want to teach him how to drive properly." Yifei waved and called forward.

"No, the coach taught me that I must drive responsibly. Everyone in the car has young and old to support, and so do the pedestrians on the road. Your future is bright, don't drive a car for gambling." Zhanbo refused.

"Stop talking nonsense and step on the accelerator. Xiang Yu dares to overtake, why don't you dare." Yifei interrupted.

"Sister, you said it yourself. It's not difficult to drive. I'm just afraid there will be newcomers." Zhan Bo said with a frown.

"How dare you bully the weak?" Yifei couldn't hold back her violent temper.

"Maybe he thinks I'm driving too slow." Zhan Bo explained the black jeep just now.

"He's fast, why doesn't he fly over? I think he's trying to pull the car." Yifei became even more angry after hearing this.

At this moment, Xiali is in the car.

Wan Yu said to Xiang Yu, "If you drive slower, I won't even be able to see Zhan Bo and the others."

Xiang Yu had no choice but to slow down the car again. Xiang Yu didn't stop slowing down until he saw Zhan Bo chasing after him in the rearview mirror.

Xiang Yu was extremely bored. He held the steering wheel with one hand and stretched one hand out of the window to feel the soft wind.

Guan Gu asked curiously: "Xiang Yujun, what are you doing?"

Xiang Yu said mysteriously: "Add a little more fun to boring driving."

Guangu, Meijia and Wanyu all asked curiously: "What fun." Xiang Yu laughed playfully and said: "Look, if your hands are like mine, don't extend them too far. It's not safe. How do you feel?"

"Does it feel like the wind is blowing?" Guangu opened the car window and tried it, unsure.

Xiang Yu smiled and took his hand back without daring to say a word.

Meijia also curiously opened the car window and tried it. After a while, Meijia took back her hand and spat with a red face.

Wan Yu curiously asked Mei Jia what was wrong. Mei Jia pulled Wan Yu over and started whispering. After a while, both Mei Jia and Wan Yu looked at Xiang Yu with pervert eyes.

Xiang Yu could only say awkwardly: "What Guan Gu just said is right, it's the feeling of wind."

The view returned to the open-top convertible.

Zi Qiao said to Zhan Bo with an incredulous expression: "Spitting is instinctive!"

"No, many women and children don't know how to spit. They usually just suck it and then swallow it." After saying this, Teacher Zeng personally demonstrated how to swallow a mouthful of phlegm. Yifei and Ziqiao had expressions of extreme disgust on their faces.

"Zhan Bo, you really don't know how to do it? Come on, come on, I'll teach you." Zi Qiao teased Zhan Bo with interest.

"No, no, no, don't force me, who says I can't do it." Zhanbo, who was forced to panic, turned to the driver of the black jeep outside the window and said, "Bah!"

"How's it going? Are you satisfied now?" Zhan Bo said with excitement.

"Ziqiao, what day do you think today is? It's the first time in his life that Zhan Bo vents his emotions like a man, and this person who announced his death is actually going to be on a TV show. We should really celebrate this great moment, haha!" Fei was very satisfied with Zhanbo's performance and said happily.

When Teacher Zeng heard that Yifei didn't forget to slander him at this time, he quietly clenched his fist behind Yifei's back and raised it up. Unfortunately, Teacher Zeng didn't dare to hit him. He only dared to raise it up to show off when Yifei couldn't see him. Fan.

Three minutes later, Xiang Yu sat in the car and looked at the tightly blocked lane in front of him, got out of the car and walked towards Zhanbo.

"What's going on ahead?" Teacher Zeng asked hurriedly when he saw Xiang Yu coming over.

"I don't know what's going on yet. I'll go ahead and take a look, but it's probably a traffic jam. Teacher Zeng, please don't raise the flag randomly next time." After finishing speaking, Xiang Yu walked forward, planning to go ahead and see what was going on.

Zhan Bo folded up the hood of the convertible, glanced at the rearview mirror and said aggrievedly to Yifei: "Sister, you lied to me."

Yifei turned around and asked doubtfully: "What did you lie to?"

"You said I would never meet that black jeep in my life." Before Zhan Bo finished speaking, a black jeep appeared in Yifei's field of vision. The driver could be seen squinting his eyes through the open window, his face He was twitching again and again, as if he could no longer suppress his anger.

"Great, as long as they dare to provoke, let them have a taste of our power, Zhanbo, come on." Ziqiao said excitedly when he heard Youlezi.

At this time, Guangu, Meijia and Wanyu also got out of the car, and everyone gathered around to make Zhan Bo a man.

Xiang Yu came back from the front leisurely.

"I have two good news and two bad news. Teacher Zeng, which one do you want to hear first?" Xiang Yu said to Teacher Zeng while holding the car door.

"Uh~ Let's hear some good news first." Teacher Zeng hesitated. Xiang Yu couldn't stand Teacher Zeng anymore, so he had to struggle with this kind of problem.

"The eight cars in front were rear-ended, seven of them were Japanese cars, and two rolled over, but there were no casualties." Xiang Yu said calmly.

"What's the bad news?" Teacher Zeng asked quickly.

"The vehicle rolled over, and the taillights and bumpers were all over the ground. It will take at least a few hours," Xiang Yu said helplessly, spreading his hands.

"Teacher Zeng, now I can pass on to you the title of Thirteenth Son of Central, the man who was stuck in Central for thirteen hours." Sekiya immediately said to Teacher Zeng after hearing this.

Meijia took out her mobile phone and started reporting traffic information to the traffic station.

"Stop teasing me, what good news did you just have?" Teacher Zeng looked at Xiang Yu with expectant eyes.

"The good news is that we are at the front of the traffic jam. As soon as the roadblocks are cleared, we will be the first to leave. How about that, is that good news?" Xiang Yu patted Teacher Zeng on the shoulder and consoled him.

"What's the other bad news?" Wan Yu asked doubtfully.

"The other bad news is that if it's still blocked at night, Teacher Zeng will have to spend another 1200." Xiang Yu's casual words completely knocked down Teacher Zeng.

"What should I do? What should I do? This is my first time on a TV show. God, you won't do this to me." Teacher Zeng had already clasped his hands and started praying.

"How far is it from the TV station?" Teacher Zeng asked as he got out of the car.

"About thirty kilometers." Wanyu replied.

Teacher Zeng asked while running around the car: "How long do I have?"

"One hour." Xiang Yu replied.

"Help me figure out how I should run." Teacher Zeng tried to find a way out.

Zhanbo quickly calculated: "One hour is 3600 seconds, and thirty kilometers is thirty thousand meters. Congratulations, Teacher Zeng, you only need to reach a speed of 8 meters/second."

Teacher Zeng was discouraged when he heard this. He held on to the railing on the elevated railing next to the car and looked up at the sky. He raised his hands above his head, knelt down and said, "God, why did you give me a chance to kill it alive again?"

(End of this chapter)