The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 63: Boy urine drives away evil spirits

Chapter 63: Boy urine drives away evil spirits

The sofa booth in the bar downstairs of the love apartment.

Xiang Yu is watching Yifei, Meijia and Teacher Zeng playing three-person battle of landlords, and is ready to wait for Teacher Zeng to kill the landlord so that he can play.

Zhan Bo ran over from the door of the bar, sat on the back of Teacher Zeng's sofa and said excitedly to everyone on the sofa: "Oh! Super breaking news, I just saw a very cool convertible downstairs."

"Ah! Yes! I saw it too, it's so beautiful." Meijia echoed.

"Come on, come on, ask me who owns that car?" Teacher Zeng pointed at himself with both hands and said excitedly.

Meijia glanced at Teacher Zeng, then quickly turned to Yifei and asked: "Sister Yifei, do you know who owns that car? I think the owner of the car must be a rich and handsome guy." Meijia's smiling mouth revealed her Thoughts, it would be great if it was the handsome guy in our building.

"I paid attention, but I haven't found anything yet." Yifei said to Meijia with a smile.

"The handsome guy who drives a convertible with one hand is very exciting when you think about it, isn't it, Meijia." Xiang Yu teased Meijia with a smile.

"Ask me? Didn't I ask you to ask me?" Teacher Zeng frowned and said to everyone who paid no attention to him.

"It's definitely not yours. I see that gray Xiali every day." Meijia bluntly gave an example to explain that Teacher Zeng could not be the owner of a convertible.

"It's not gray, it's white, it's just that it hasn't been washed for N years, hahaha!" Yifei narrowed her eyes with a smile and said to Teacher Zeng.

"By the way, Teacher Zeng, I just got my driver's license. Can you lend me your Xiali to practice driving? I'll fill up the gas for you and wash the car by the way. If you bump into something, I can Consider sponsoring you to buy a new white Xiali." Xiang Yu said to Teacher Zeng. Although I want to buy a car, I have to say that the license plate in S city is a bit difficult.

"Everyone, I now solemnly declare that the convertible at the door belongs to you, uh~ hahaha..." Teacher Zeng got up from the sofa and put one foot on the coffee table and said. It ended with Teacher Zeng’s magical laughter.

Yifei asked in shock: "Whose car did you steal?"

"What kind of stealing? A friend of mine knew that I was going to be on TV tomorrow and insisted on letting me drive his car because he wanted to get the smell of it." Teacher Zeng retorted Yifei in a sullen voice.

"Fishy~" Xiang Yu repeated. Everyone looked at Teacher Zeng and their eyes instantly became indescribable. Teacher Zeng quickly added: "The star of a TV star."

"Wow! Teacher Zeng, if you drive that convertible car, you will really look like a star at first glance." Meijia seemed to be praising, but in fact she was shocked.

"Teacher Zeng, it only costs 800 to rent a convertible for Ziqiao. How much did you spend? You won't be cheated." Xiang Yu asked Teacher Zeng casually.

"What, he charged me 1200, if not, I have to go." After hearing Xiang Yu's question, Teacher Zeng, who felt that he had been taken advantage of, subconsciously replied.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Teacher Zeng stood on the coffee table and glared at Xiang Yu, who was rolling around on the sofa after laughing until his stomach hurt.

"Hahaha!" Everyone's cheerful laughter hurt Teacher Zeng mercilessly.

Meijia laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe and said, "Teacher Zeng, your star energy is really extraordinary."

Teacher Zeng sat down and said helplessly: "I don't want to be taken advantage of. The people on the show are all celebrities! Why don't you let me drive a Xiali?"

"Then you can drive your Xiali for me. I'll help you refuel and wash the car, and you can recover some losses." Xiang Yu suggested with a smile.

"Okay, remember to wash the white spots on my car." Teacher Zeng handed over the car keys and nodded in agreement.

"Teacher Zeng, you are really our pride. Can you take me with you? I can be your driver." Zhan Bo sat on the back of the sofa and held Teacher Zeng's shoulders. Xiang Yu felt that if Teacher Zeng disagreed, Zhan Bo could force Teacher Zeng to agree with a chokehold.

"Driver?" Teacher Zeng touched his bare chin and thought.

"There is a driver with a better accent, please drive!" Zhan Bo saw Teacher Zeng's interested expression and quickly stepped up his persuasion.

"It makes sense. Zhan Bo is thoughtful. No problem. It's settled." Teacher Zeng felt that since he was a celebrity, it was natural for him to have a driver, so he agreed to let Zhan Bo be the driver.

Yifei on the sofa felt something was wrong, blinked, and understood Zhan Bo's little thoughts as soon as her eyes rolled. "No, Zhanbo, don't think too hard. I know you just want to drive. How dare you hit the road just three days after getting your driver's license? You have to take the elevated road to go to the TV station. How can you do it at your level?" Yifei is a little bit Don't worry about Zhanbo's driving skills.

"Hu Yifei, why can't you understand Zhan Bo's sincerity? Why do you want to drive? Do you think everyone is as narrow-minded as you! Zhan Bo is here to flatter me~" Teacher Zeng didn't know if he wanted to go He was on TV, so he was overly inflated, and he retorted to Yifei.

"Yes, yes, Teacher Zeng is my idol forever, hahaha..." Zhan Bo only wants to drive, and is a model of a man who is addicted to food.

Yifei said domineeringly: "I won't do it if I say no."

"Tch~ are you his nanny?" Teacher Zeng stood up today.

After quarreling with Yifei, she turned back to Zhanbo and said, "Zhanbo, ignore her, I will appoint you as my driver tomorrow, that's it." After saying that, she gave Zhanbo the car key.

"Ha! My virginity drives a convertible. It must be very popular." Zhan Bo said excitedly as he took the car keys.

Seeing that Yifei wanted to get up and stop Zhan Bo, Xiang Yu quickly held Yifei's shoulders and said, "Sister Yifei, Zhan Bo already has a driver's license. The car will have to be driven sooner or later, and it will be driven by experienced drivers."

Yifei thought about it and compromised: "Zhanbo, you are the only child in our family. I have to be responsible for you. Don't even think about driving alone tomorrow. I have to sit next to you."

Zhan Bo's excitement disappeared in half in an instant.

While everyone was still discussing, Wan Yu walked into the bar, came over and said hello with a smile: "Hi! I just saw a beautiful convertible parked downstairs in the apartment."

Teacher Zeng immediately pointed to himself proudly.

Wanyu looked at Teacher Zeng who was pointing at her, and wondered: "It can't be yours, right? Teacher Zeng?"

"That's right." Teacher Zeng stood up and shook his coat and said.

"Rent, 1200 a day, estimated to be until tomorrow night." Yifei's voice was louder than Teacher Zeng's.

"Many people are watching there!" Wan Yu hesitated and said.

"Normal, absolutely normal." Teacher Zeng didn't care that his convertible was being watched by everyone.

"My dad also has a convertible, but he usually pulls up the convertible when parked." Wan Yu reminded Teacher Zeng.

"Hmph! What is a convertible?" Teacher Zeng didn't understand Wan Yu's hint at all. He sat on the sofa. Teacher Zeng and Zhan Bo gestured to open the convertible car together, and Zhan Bo also dubbed "Beep~ ~”

"But...if you pulled up, the kid wouldn't have peed in the driver's seat." Wan Yu carefully explained the bad news to Teacher Zeng.

"Haha~" x4 Teacher Zeng had not finished laughing while holding the playing cards in his hand, but in the end, Teacher Zeng suddenly reacted and slapped the cards on the table, then rushed to save his convertible.

After Teacher Zeng left, everyone changed from small laughter to laughter: "Haha..." Only Zhanbo changed from elation to excitement to boring and a little disgusted.

"Wow! Zhan Bo, you must be driving smoothly tomorrow, because children's urine drives away evil spirits!" Xiang Yu teased the depressed Zhan Bo.

"It's okay, sister, I will protect you." Yifei comforted Zhan Bo.

"Tomorrow, I will drive Teacher Zeng's Xiali, but I have to go to the car wash. Teacher Zeng's car has not been washed for a long time. If anyone wants to come with me tomorrow, please raise your hand!" Xiang Yu considered that two cars are enough to sit down. Everyone is there, take the initiative to ask who is with you.

Meijia raised her hands and said, "Me."

Wan Yu also raised her hand: "There is still me." Wan Yu thought to herself: If Teacher Zeng's car is not washed, I don't want to ride in it. It's too dirty, so I might as well take the subway.

"Okay, you will come with me then." After saying that, Xiang Yu took the Xiali car key and went out to find a place to wash the car.

At this moment, downstairs in Building 3 of the love apartment, Teacher Zeng was cleaning the driver's seat with a look of helplessness.

(End of this chapter)

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