Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 24 Human Realm (Fairy Queen Bar)

After the performance of the tongue-swallowing woman was over, intermission music came on.

Hades picked up the wine glass on the table and took a sip.

Lin Xiang saw it and followed suit. He picked up a glass of wine, raised his head and drank it in one gulp.

The result was a sore throat and constant coughing.

The strength of this drink is comparable to that of a real old man in the world.

Pluto stared at Lin Xiang with wide eyes.

"What's wrong, Brother Pluto?" Lin Xiang asked with red eyes, sticking out his tongue and sighing.

"It's okay." Pluto shook his head, leaned back on the sofa, and closed his eyes slightly.

"What were you doing just now?"

"I'm communicating with others." Pluto said.

"Let me ask you a question."

"Ok?"

"Is it true that only those who sign the destiny talisman can transmit messages?"

Pluto smiled slightly: "I have hundreds of life talismans in my belly."

"..."

"Did you eat the life talisman as food? How did you force so many people to sign the life talisman for you?"

Pluto felt that he had been wronged: "I have never forced anyone to sign a life talisman to me. They all signed it voluntarily after beating them down."

"..."

"If they don't sign, I will beat them to death until they are completely destroyed." Pluto said again.

"cruel."

Pluto smiled, did not make any rebuttal, and continued to close his eyes to rest.

After a few minutes, Lin Xiang suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, what is the function of the destiny talisman?"

Pluto opened his eyes: "Who told you something?"

"Answer my question first! After signing the fate talisman, two people can't hurt each other!"

Pluto raised his eyebrows: "You really want to know?"

"Ok!"

"After the two of them sign the destiny talisman, they will form a contractual relationship. You said that they cannot hurt each other, but that is actually not accurate."

"How to say?"

"Using an analogy, I have your life talisman, which means your life is in my hands. If you directly hurt me, you will die! If I damage your life talisman, you will die! I If I hurt you, you will die! In short, I can hurt you, but you can’t hurt me.”

"No matter what happens, I will die. Isn't this the legendary unequal treaty!"

"Of course, the situation you mentioned cannot be completely denied. There is a situation where I have your destiny talisman and you have mine. We restrict each other. However... two people have each other's destiny talisman. It's only theoretically possible, but looking at the world, who would give his life to others until it's a matter of life and death? So fate will always be in the hands of the strong."

"Aren't you just going to beat around the bush and say you are strong..."

Pluto raised the corner of his mouth with a very teasing expression: "When I said I could do it, you didn't believe it. When I said I couldn't do it, you remembered it in your heart."

"Why are you talking so much nonsense? You can't beat Wang Wulong anyway."

"..."

"You just can't beat Wang Wulong."

"..."

Lin Xiang took two more sips of the wine on the table, and the spicy taste entered his throat.

He feels that he is in a very awkward position now. He cannot tolerate things from the human world, and he may not be able to adapt to things from other worlds.

He just felt dizzy and dizzy, and his stomach was a little uncomfortable.

"Brother Pluto, I drank too much and I have to go to the toilet!"

Pluto nodded: "You are not the type to drink Fairy Wine. Go and come back quickly."

Fairy wine?
  Xiang Lin checked.

Demon Immortal Wine: Brewed by Demon Immortals and belongs to the underworld.

Just gone? Grandma's.

It seems that this demon fairy's drinking power is extremely strong.

Lin Xiang found that his vision was getting blurry.

He stumbled to the toilet, rushed straight into the last one, and then squatted on the gold-rimmed toilet.

He came here to vomit, but for a moment he couldn't remember what he came for, so he rested in the toilet with his hand on his chin.

At this time, I suddenly heard voices not far outside the door.

The voice sounded familiar. Wasn't it the same bull head and horse face that were performed on stage just now?

I just heard Niutou say to the horse: "Whether you vomited it out or not, what will happen if one less ghost head is found in hell?"

"Ouch! I vomited, am I so unprofessional!"

"Where did you vomit? I vomited in the last room of the toilet."

"I vomited in the second to last room. Let's stick her up again later. We can still perform a show tomorrow."

"Okay, let's use it again tomorrow. Then make it up to her."

"Don't worry about it, let's go see Fairy Chang'e first, the grand finale!"

"..."

If you heard me correctly, did they just say that they vomited something into the last room?

Aren't you in the last room?

Lin Xiang sobered up more than half of his wine in an instant.

For a moment, the toilet light flickered on and off.

Lin Xiang looked around in fear.

His panicked face was reflected on the shiny wall.

Of course, apart from his frightened face like a dead dog, nothing else was seen.

For a moment, he cursed secretly: "Fuck! Nothing!"

After saying that, he realized that there seemed to be one place he hadn't looked at, so he slowly raised his head.

All he saw was a female ghost with an ashen face, bulging eyes, and black blood on her face, looking at him quietly.

"..."

The female ghost's long tongue hung on Lin Xiang's face. A smelly liquid hit his nose.

"Little brother, you are sitting on me." The female ghost's voice was hoarse and slow, which sounded very strange.

Lin Xiang stood up slowly and vaguely saw a pair of women's feet exposed in the toilet.

"..."

At this moment, the light in the toilet went out completely.

It was pitch black.

Lin Xiang instantly felt that the female ghost's tongue was wrapping around his neck. When he stared, he saw that the female ghost's face was right in front of him.

Those terrifying eyes were looking at him quietly.

"..."     "Little brother, you excrement...are you a human being?"

"Ah! Ghost!"

Lin Xiang closed his eyes tightly and screamed while beating her with his spiritual power. He pulled the female ghost's tongue away from her neck and drove the entire upper body of the female ghost into the wall with uncontrollable force.

I heard the female ghost cry instantly: "What did I do... I just wanted to say hello to you. Why did you hit me... Why did you do this to me..."

"..."

"Hurry up and take me down!" The female ghost looked at Xiang Lin with a bloody face.

Lin Xiang calmed down for a moment and asked: "Damn it! Why did you break the toilet light? I'm scared to death!"

"Maybe there's water in the toilet line..."

"Fart! You just wrapped your tongue around me, making it clear that you wanted to strangle me!"

The female ghost looked aggrieved: "I'm tired of hanging from the ceiling... I'll put it down and rest on your neck... Aren't I afraid that I'll fall to the ground..."

"..."

"Little brother, take me down quickly!"

Lin Xiang bravely stretched out his hand, and just when he was about to touch the female ghost's arm, he suddenly retracted his hand and shouted: "No! I'm scared to see your face! You can find a way out on your own!"

After saying this, Lin Xiang grabbed the door and ran away.

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When Pluto saw Lin Xiang running over panting, he sat down uneasily.

He couldn't help but smile and asked: "Running so fast, there is something wrong with you."

Lin Xiang glanced at him angrily: "No, I really saw a ghost! I scared dad to death!"

"..."

The host Gou Jing walked up to the stage and said: "Now I will give you the finale performance, Fairy Chang'e!"

This time the audience burst into the warmest applause tonight!
  Even Pluto clapped his hands symbolically.

Prime Minister Lin couldn't help but wonder who this Chang'e was.

When he was a child, he heard the story of Chang'e flying to the moon.

Before meeting Pluto, he always thought Chang'e was a fictional mythical figure.

The lights hit the center of the stage and the music slowly sounded.

I saw a misty fairy wearing white clothes and a white gauze, slowly landing from the sky above the stage.

The entire hall's evil spirit dissipated in an instant, and the fairy spirit filled its nostrils.

After Chang'e landed, she nodded slightly to everyone.

The wild applause sounded again and lasted for a long time.

Lin Xiang stretched his neck curiously: "Hey! Why doesn't Fairy Chang'e take off her veil?"

Pluto was about to answer when he saw Wang Chenlong running towards the center of the stage like crazy.

He flew away and was about to pounce on Chang'e.

Chang'e waved her hand, and Wang Chenlong was kicked out of the Fairy Bar without even touching his hair. A big hole was punched in the barrier!
  Chang'e repaired the barrier, then cleared her throat and said, "Shang Yuanzun must have drunk too much."

There was a lot of discussion in the audience: "That wretched boy just now turned out to be Yuan Zun?"

"Oh my God, I'm such a loser. I thought some mountain king just came into the city. Look at how many banshees he touched at night!"

"It's terrible."

Chang'e said slowly: "Don't worry, everyone, he just entered the original space of this bar, and nothing will happen to him."

The audience started to praise again: "Fairy!"

"The goddess is kind!"

"Call Chang'e!"

Prime Minister Lin asked Pluto: "Is Chang'e so popular?"

Pluto nodded: "It is equivalent to Wang Zuxian in the human world."

"Oh my god! This is so goddess-like!"

"It's not bad, mainly because of my good temperament."

It was the first time that Pluto praised someone, and Prime Minister Lin was a little uncomfortable. He laughed and said, "You actually praise women!"

"It's an old relationship after all."

Lin Xiangqie said: "Hey! Why are you starting to brag like Brother Long! By the way! Where's Brother Long!"

"He just went to the original space of this bar. The original human world space here was also a bar. It was opened by mortals and was called Queen's Bar."

"Oh." Lin Xiang nodded: "Then we are in other people's little world now, right?"

Pluto nodded slightly: "In the small world of the Fairy Queen."

"magic."

Prime Minister Lin originally wanted to check on the Fairy Queen, but then he thought about it and decided not to...

If it turns out that he and Dragon Mother are the same thing, he will only be irritated.

The audience burst into applause again!
  Lin Xiang took a look and saw that it was Chang'e who was dancing on the stage.

Lin Xiang looked attentively for a while and felt that Chang'e's body was graceful and soft, and her movements were dreamlike.

Everyone watched with ecstasy, drooling, and fascinated in the audience.

Prime Minister Lin couldn't help but said: "It would be great if Chang'e could sleep with me for one night."

Suddenly, he received a hard blow on his head.

Pluto's movements were so fast that he didn't even notice.

He covered his head and yelled: "You are going to die!"

Hades smiled at him with a kind face.

Chang'e finished her dance and bowed slowly: "Thank you."

The audience shouted: "Do it again! Do it again!"

"Fairy Chang'e! I am the old demon of Montenegro! I love you forever!"

"Chang'e! I am the Dragon God of Changbai! I am willing to die for you!"

"Chang'e! Let us see your true face!"

"Chang'e!"

"Lift the veil! Lift the veil! Lift the veil!"

Chang'e was unmoved and said with a smile: "I am here for one more thing. I want to find a favorite owner for my adopted jade rabbit."

The people in the audience were excited again when they heard that they might have a relationship with Chang'e!

"I support! I support! I support!"

"Me me me! I love animals!"

"My Jade Rabbit, she has to choose by herself."

Chang'e said, and released a little white rabbit with red eyes from her sleeve.

The little rabbit jumped twice on the stage, its round tail like a ball of fur.

Lin Xiang was surprised. This rabbit looked familiar!

(End of this chapter)