Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 25 Human World (Meet Again) (Shun Ling Dan)
  The fairy Chang'e brought the holy Jade Rabbit to earth, and the Jade Rabbit said she was coming to find the master of her life.

Isn't this a plot that only exists in novels?

It is said that if it were not for the Jade Rabbit, Chang'e would not have come to this turbid place at all.

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At this time, the host Gou Jing came to the middle of the stage and said excitedly: "I didn't expect to be able to be with Fairy Chang'e up close. I'm so honored! My career is also complete!"

Chang'e nodded slightly.

Seeing that Chang'e had no intention of saying anything, the dog spirit said with a smile: "Okay, now let's ask Little Jade Rabbit to say a few words."

The Jade Rabbit jumped up and down to the host's feet.

The host was about to lift the rabbit with his hands, but Chang'e stopped him and said, "She doesn't like strangers touching her."

"Oh, okay, okay." The dog spirit took back his hand, knelt on the ground, and bowed his head to the jade rabbit.

The Jade Rabbit jumped to Gou Jing's ear and whispered something.

The dog spirit nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay, I understand, I understand."

Then he stood up and announced: "Our lovely little jade rabbit already has his favorite owner, and he is one of you here!"

The people below were eager to try, and they all felt that Jade Rabbit had chosen them.

The old Montenegro monster at the next table slapped the table and shouted loudly: "I must be the one chosen!"

The snake spirit on the side poured wine and said yes repeatedly.

Lin Xiangqie made a sound.

One of the biggest misconceptions in life is the blind feeling that luck will come to you.

He, Prime Minister Lin, has never had such thoughts because he didn't step on dog shit today.

The dog spirit added: "Little Jade Rabbit was guided by a dream and learned that her master would come here today. She had no hope of descending to earth this time, but she just used her spiritual consciousness to search and finally found out She discovered a familiar smell! Maybe it’s the owner she’s looking for! It seems like all this is God’s arrangement!”

Prime Minister Lin rolled his eyes to the sky. In what age are you still doing this trick of telling dreams?
  How come there are so many bloody plots in the world? They are all due to the effects of the show.

What are you talking about God’s arrangement? The arrangement of the script is pretty much the same!

As a well-known acupuncture host in the three worlds, Gou Jing is particularly good at whetting people's appetites. He slowly said: "Don't excite everyone, let me tell you a few keywords!"

The people below could no longer bear it any longer and shouted loudly: "Say! Speak quickly!"

The dog spirit smiled and said: "It seems that everyone is looking forward to it. The first keyword is male."

Lin Xiang touched Pluto with his hand: "Hey, this host is also drunk, and what he said is all nonsense!"

Hades nodded in agreement.

The dog spirit said again: "Underworld Style Deck No. 1!"

At this moment, the eyes of everyone in the audience, whether men, women, old or young, were all focused on Pluto.

Most of the monsters expressed doubts and were not impressed by this thin, pale young man wearing a purple Tang suit.

"Who is this man? Is he a ghost or a demon?" asked the old demon from Montenegro, pointing at Pluto.

"I don't know if I know him or not. He's probably a ghost. He's still wearing the burial shroud." The snake spirit, which had only been a spirit for less than a century, replied.

"What a shroud? It's a retro style! Chinese style, noble and elegant." said Centipede Jing at the same table.

"Who cares what he is! How dare you snatch my rabbit! Ask me where he lives! I'll go out and kill him later!" the old Black Mountain demon said bitterly.

"You look pretty good. You can't be some kind of fairy, right?"

"Tch, where do so many demons and immortals come from? You think every immortal is looking for a py from the demon world!"

"..."

Lin Xiang also shouted: "Brother Pluto, it's not you!"

Hades shook his head: "Of course not me."

"Who else could it be if not you?"

"It's you."

"……How can it be."

Pluto crossed his hands on his chest: "I'm going to say something ugly first, and those who cause trouble can no longer keep pets!"

"It's not necessarily me who is worrying so much!"

The dog spirit looked at the noisy audience below and wanted to overturn the Underworld Style No. 1 deck. He quickly said: "Okay, everyone, please be patient and let me open the portal to invite this lucky audience to the stage!"

Lin Xiang was still having sex with Pluto when suddenly there was a sound and he fell into the portal under the seat and was sent to the stage in the blink of an eye.

Before Prime Minister Lin could react, he stood in the spotlight.

"..."

Lin Xiang looked at Chang'e in confusion, then at Jade Rabbit, and finally took the microphone from Gou Jing's hand.

When Gou Jing saw Xiang Lin's appearance, he hesitated for a while: "Uh... Next, we have asked this little golden man to say a few words to everyone."

Little Golden Man, you uncle! I obviously only have color on my face!
  The audience in the audience looked at this clown with yellowish-purple face and swollen fish-like eyes, and couldn't help but make tut-tsk sounds.

"Oh my god, isn't this jade rabbit poisonous? The aesthetics are too deformed!"

"Oh my God, it's so ugly. I can't compare."

Lin Xiang heard this clearly. He slandered those who scolded him one by one, then forced a smile and began to deliver his "acceptance speech."

"Ah... I don't know if this Jade Rabbit kid has recognized the wrong person, but rather than raising it, I want to see what Fairy Chang'e looks like." Prime Minister Lin said honestly.

At this time, someone threw a bunch of holy fruit peels up from the stage and shouted: "If you don't want to raise it, get out of here, don't delay the Jade Rabbit in choosing a new owner."

"Get off! Get off!"

Lin Xiang looked at this group of fanatics and thought to himself: Each and every one of you looks like a member of the devil's sect...

"Ahem, it's not that I don't want to support him, it's just that I'm currently working for someone else and my boss won't let me support him!"

"Get down, you poor guy! Get down!"

Lin Xiang's words were interrupted again.

Just when he was at a loss, the Jade Rabbit jumped on his instep.

He quickly picked up Jade Rabbit by the scruff of his neck and said with black eyes to red eyes: "Kid, it's dangerous for you to run around under other people's feet like this. It will be bad if you step on you."

Jade Rabbit looked at Lin Xiang and moved his three-petal mouth: "I'm not a child, I'm over three thousand years old!"

"..."

Daqing is an old rabbit.

but……

This rabbit looked really familiar. He couldn't help but ask: "Have we seen it in the vegetable market?"

"..."

"Have you ever seen it at the zoo?"

"..."

Jade Rabbit also stared at Prime Minister Lin, looking left and right, feeling that he didn't look much like before, so he asked, "Sir, did you ever go to Kunlun three thousand years ago?"

"Uh……"

"The appointment was made, do you remember?"

"Um……"

Prime Minister Lin let out a long oh, and suddenly exclaimed: "How poetic!"

"Yes! I am poetry! Master! Master, has he remembered me?"

"Oh my god, you took it seriously when I made a joke." Lin Xiang was extremely excited! Obviously there was only a period of time, but for Shiyi, three thousand years have passed. This feeling of meeting again after time and space has been confused is very magical.

Besides being magical, there is also a touch of touching...

"Shiyi has been looking for a master for a long time."

"Silly rabbit!"

Lin Xiang smiled happily, held Shi Yi in his arms and stroked her fur.

"Shiyi went to Yanliu Lane to look for the owner once a year ago, but found no trace of the owner."

"Pfft...I was still working as a courier at that time!"    "Express delivery?" Poetic tone asked in confusion: "What is express delivery?"

"Nothing." Lin Xiang put the poetry on his shoulders again and shook it. He just thought it was fun. He took Gou Jing's microphone and announced loudly: "I have raised this rabbit!"

Upon hearing this, Chang'e hurried over and told Lin Xiang: "Poetry has been living in my moon palace for thousands of years and has never traveled through the three realms. She is simple-minded and unsophisticated. You must treat her well."

Lin Xiang nodded: "Okay, sister Chang'e, do you think I am the kind of person who has no love?"

Chang'e nodded: "Like."

It must be the fault of this ugly face...

Lin Xiang scratched the back of his head: "Sister Chang'e, actually I don't look like this. I am poisoned. This is temporary, but I will recover in the future. Don't think that because I am not good-looking, I am not a good person! Don't judge people by their appearance."

"What kind of poison were you...poisoned by?"

"I was poisoned by a ten-thousand-year-old monster." Lin Xiang said dejectedly: "The poison of Pluto is too strong. After being taught his skills by him, I am still in human form!"

Chang'e gently touched Lin Xiang's wrist with her hand, and suddenly realized: "It turns out that it is caused by confusion of spiritual power. I will give you a Shunling Pill. You will definitely recover after taking it."

With that said, he took out a black elixir from his sleeve and handed it to Lin Xiang.

"Thank you! Sister Chang'e is really kind-hearted!" Lin Xiang took the elixir and drank it without hesitation.

After all, this gentle Fairy Chang'e is more reliable than Pluto.

After a while, Lin Xiang's body seemed to be transparent and very comfortable, and his appearance slowly returned to its original appearance.

The spectators in the audience were in an uproar and had no idea what was going on. They thought it was Chang'e who made Lin Xiang handsome. Seeing that Chang'e and Lin Xiang were in physical contact, they all became envious, jealous and hateful. They all secretly vowed to interrupt this turtle grandson. leg.

From then on, the legend of Chang'e's disguise began to spread in the three realms.

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Troublemaker.

Lin Xiang walked around holding the Jade Rabbit.

Sometimes it is raised to the top of the head, and sometimes it is placed on the neck.

Pluto sat on the tiger skin and said nothing.

Lin Xiang put the rabbit in front of Pluto and disturbed him, thinking that Pluto would not be so angry that he died...

Pluto sighed inaudibly.

"Brother Pluto, don't you just have an extra three-petal mouth? I can eat you as much as you like!" Lin Xiang couldn't help complaining.

"As you wish."

"Seriously?" Lin Xiang said in surprise.

He had always been afraid of what he would do if Pluto took a tough stance. After all, it was not his territory...

"It won't happen again."

"It's necessary. This is the last one. I will never raise it again!"

"Not just animals, but other things can't be brought in at will!"

"Yeah, yeah! I know, I know!"

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In the evening, Lin Xiang took the Jade Rabbit to the Ruyi Noodle House to ask for the holy fruit.

Ruyi saw Lin Xiang holding such a stuffed gadget in his arms, and couldn't help but said with love: "It's so cute."

Lin Xiang handed the rabbit to Ruyi. As soon as Ruyi took over, he frowned and said, "How can this rabbit have spiritual power?"

She looked carefully and found that the rabbit in her hand was not an ordinary rabbit in the world.

"Sister Ruyi, this is Kunlun Rabbit, and its name is Shiyi."

"So that's it. I said that the spiritual power is so strong, it turns out to be the Kunlun beast."

"Is such a small rabbit considered a strange animal?" Lin Xiang couldn't help but asked curiously.

At this time, Shiyi opened her mouth to speak, and she said softly: "Master, I am in my initial form now. I can transform into a beast and show it to my master."

With that said, she jumped down from Ruyi's hand and landed on the ground, getting bigger and bigger, getting bigger and bigger...

The rabbit's head was so round and fluffy that it almost caught up with Lin Xiang's head.

Lin Lianlian waved his hands: "Shiyi, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, hurry up and collect your magical powers!"

Hearing this, Shiyi stopped growing bigger, raised his big head and said to Lin Xiang: "Master, ride up, I will take you out and run wildly."

"But pull it off. If the owner of the braised pork stall in Yanliu Lane sees me riding such a big rabbit, he will risk his life to capture you."

"Why take him back?" Shiyi asked.

"Catch it back, clean it, pluck it and put it in the pot."

"Why? Why are you plucking my hair?"

Lin Xiang comforted him and said, "No, no, please change back quickly!"

Ruyi asked from the side: "This little Kunlun rabbit's name is Shiyi?"

Lin Xiang nodded: "How is it? What I gave you, does it feel very cultured? Great?"

Ruyi hit Lin Xiang hard on the back of the head and wanted to curse a few curse words, but Shiyi was present and felt embarrassed. He had no choice but to pour out a bunch of holy fruits from Qiankun's sleeves and put them on the table: "Take the holy fruits and get out of here quickly. Don't starve the rabbits three times a day. If you don't know how to raise them, bring them over and I'll raise them for you!"

Lin Xiang held the holy fruit in his hand and said, "Sister Ruyi is still caring, and Pluto won't let me raise it."

Ruyi clenched her fists: "Don't say anything bad about Lord Pluto!"

"Okay."

Lin Xiang happily returned to the person holding Shiyi and Guozi.

He lay on the tiger-skin couch, placed Shiyi beside his pillow, and ate the holy fruit with Shiyi.

Unconsciously, I remembered the way poetry transformed into human form.

That hair as light as water...

Crystal clear skin…

A moist little mouth...

Lin Xiang shook his head.

What are you thinking about? That was all a fucking dream! It's a dream!
  He crossed his legs and opened his phone boredly, ready to look at something.

I found that there was a friend request that was not processed.

Strangely, although the troublemaker's V-letter has many friends, they were all added before. Since Lin Xiang took over this V-letter, this is the first time he has seen someone apply to be added as a friend.

I saw it was added a day ago.

I guess I was having a lot of fun at the Fairy Queen Bar and didn't even notice.

The nickname of the other party’s V letter is: Angel in White Zhao Xin.

Zhao Xin?

This name sounds like it's a man's.

Prime Minister Lin clicked on the other person's profile picture to enlarge it.

Oh, female.

Although it was an airport, and the nurse's cap covered most of her forehead, she had a pretty face, and she looked like a girl at first glance.

The other party is added by searching WeChat ID.

This is very strange.

I guess it was some customer who felt inspired to introduce the new customer.

Lin Xiang accepted the friend request.

　There are always a few days every month... when I want to do everything but not code...

　　This experience, maybe this is the legendary menstruation...

　　Ask for everything...

　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)