Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 23 Human Realm (Fairy Queen Bar)

Lin Xiang spent two hours in the bathroom.

I brushed my teeth carefully three times.

Even the hairs on the insteps were washed one by one.

No need to wash again until there is nothing left to wash.

He made several dents in the mirror, then wrapped himself in a bath towel and opened the bathroom door.

I saw that Xiaoqian was already half-lying on the bed, assuming the position of a noble concubine.

She licked her tongue at Lin Xiang and curled her fingers.

Lin Xiang swallowed and asked, "Are these supplies on the shelf for us?"

Xiaoqian smiled charmingly, stretched out her fox tail to wrap around Lin Xiang, threw him directly onto the bed, then turned over and sat on him.

One person and one demon looked at each other eye to eye and nose to nose for a while.

After taking a closer look, I realized that it looked good, but it was still far different from Ruyi.

Anyway, it was impossible to seduce him like this.

He simply closed his eyes and said, "Come on!"

Xiaoqian gently poked Lin Xiang's forehead with her hand: "Why are you so anxious, handsome? Let's play something different."

"Wha...what's different?"

Xiaoqian smiled sweetly. She stretched out her hand, and the moon rope on the shelf flew to her hand.

The color is somewhat similar to that of the Immortal Binding Rope, but the Immortal Binding Rope is shiny, while the Moonlight Rope is darker in color and has no brightness.

Xiaoqian pulled the rope with her hand, with a hint of temptation in her tone: "Play with this!"

Lin Xiang glanced at the rope and laughed wildly: "It's not good..."

If he were to be so rude to a girl, he would definitely not be able to do it.

"There's nothing wrong with it. Come on, let me tie it up for you."

"Oh...ah?" Lin Xiang was shocked: "Tie me up?"

Xiaoqian skillfully grabbed Lin Xiang's wrist, quickly wrapped it twice with the moon rope, and then tied it with a tight knot. After tying it up, as if it were a reward, he gently swept Lin Xiang's face with his hand.

"Xiaoqian, won't it be easy to untie it now?" Lin Xiang turned his face sideways and said sarcastically.

"What's the solution? Handsome guy, stay in bed with me today and don't go anywhere~"

Something's wrong... He feels that the rope is a little tight...

This fox demon wouldn't want to do anything bad to him...

"Hey, hey, if you have something to say, let's talk about it. What are you going to do..."

I saw Xiaoqian holding a vine whip, looking at him with a malicious look on her face, and then raised her chin at him.

Its intention can be said to be quite obvious...

Lin Xiang was confused...

No, no! This is absolutely wrong!

This vixen has such a perverted taste!
  I decided to open a room with you because you were weak, right?

"No, no, no, don't hit someone in the face!"

There was a snap, and a red mark appeared on Lin Xiang's face. He raised his face and screamed.

Come on!

Xiaoqian's smile gradually widened and she slowly raised her hand again.

isn't it...

Lin Xiang turned around hurriedly and used his spiritual power to break the Yuexia rope tightly wrapped around his hand.

Seeing that the whip failed, a big gap was made in the sheets. When he looked closely, there were still puffs of smoke coming out of the damaged area...

Damn, is this really a room opening? This is clearly a locked room murder!

How could he, a mortal body, withstand the experience of a magical weapon!
  Lin Xiang hurriedly turned around and covered his face with his arms: "Stop, stop, stop!"

"Ok?"

"I am a pure man, I like to be direct." Lin Xiang said, shrugging symbolically, and continued: "You know!"

Lin Xiang finished speaking quickly and showed off his not so strong biceps at the right time. To express masculine style.

Xiaoqian smiled so hard that her flowers trembled: "Handsome guy is so horny and unbearable, okay, I will satisfy you."

"..."

Well, you can say anything to him, just don't greet him with these weird things.

"The handsome guy must be really cool!"

Is it awesome? Lin Xiang was not sure either.

It should be awesome...

It would be great if I had the elixir of infinite power on hand now.

Only now did Lin Xiang realize that it was a good thing!

Xiaoqian's eyes were as charming as silk, and she slowly leaned her head over.

Lin Xiang subconsciously covered the towel, clamped his legs, and muttered quickly: "No, no, no, no!"

Xiaoqian stopped moving, looked at Lin Xiang curiously and asked, "Don't you like this project?"

Lin Xiang still held the towel tightly.

Xiaoqian suddenly realized: "I told you earlier~ You like something a little fresher, don't you? Do you want me to play the role of the little girl next door? I'm acting in my true self!"

Lin Xiang closed his eyes tightly, feeling that his childlike body was about to be revealed here.

After a while...

What about the vibration you promised?

Lin Xiang opened one eye slightly.

I saw Xiaoqian looking at her with a look of horror and disgust. Her body had begun to transform into a beast, and her fur was popping up. He screamed: "Ah! Ugly!"

Ugly...ugly? Who are you talking about?

Lin Xiang looked confused.

At this moment, he suddenly realized why he couldn't open his eyes...

I glanced at the mirror on the bedside table and realized that my eye was swollen again!
  There were marks all over his face.

Damn, why have you become ugly again?

Is it because the validity of that cheating expired elixir has been shortened?

Isn’t it five hours? It’s only been a few hours!

Lin Xiang touched his swollen eyes like walnuts and explained loudly: "Hey, don't do it! Listen to me! I've always looked like this! No, I looked like that before, not now! Hey, listen to me …”

"roll!"

After listening to the frame's violent beating, Lin Xiang was kicked out of the room.

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At midnight, Lin Xiang, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, sat in the booth watching the show.

A look of despair.

Wang Chenlong was drunk beside him and kept singing loudly.

Hades smiled and said: "What's wrong?"

Lin Xiang pointed at his face and said: "It's not your broken pill! It was promised to be five hours! How long is five hours! Ten hours! I thought it was over in one damn night! What happened! What happened ! What's going on now?" Pluto said: "The recovery pill cannot see water."

"Then you didn't tell me in advance... Oh, that's not right! You fucking peeked at me taking a shower! You voyeur! Why are you so perverted!"

"I just want to know how your face was injured. I accidentally saw a little bit." Pluto had sincerity written all over his face.

"I can't believe you would be so kind! Ah, my first time is like this!"

When Xiang Lin thought that he might have to rely on his left and right hands for comfort in this life, he couldn't help but feel sad.

"What do you blame me for? I put a knife on your neck and asked you to play with the fox demon with a sex whip?"

Play with me, right?

Lin Xiang clenched his fists angrily and was about to yell, when he saw Xiaoqian walking over with another female fox demon in a hurry!
  I saw the female fox demon with long black hair and a tight black leather jacket. She looked very powerful. She walked over quickly and stood in front of Lin Xiang. She stepped on the middle of Lin Xiang's legs with her high heels and said aggressively: "Yes." Not you!"

Lin Xiang stared at the stiletto heels with wide eyes, not daring to move, for fear that the black-haired fox demon would accidentally kick him and interrupt his happiness for the rest of his life.

"What's wrong, sister..."

The black-haired fox demon spread his hands: "Give me money! One hundred demon orders! You have caused great trauma to my sister! My sister has never had a customer as ugly as you!"

The sister she refers to is Xiaoqian.

Lin Xiang took a look and saw Xiaoqian standing not far away, looking here from time to time as if nothing was wrong.

Looking at the current situation, even if he had ten mouths, he still couldn't explain his appearance.

Prime Minister Lin was not afraid of the power and argued in a low voice: "Isn't it the Ten Demon Orders... Why did it turn over ten times in one go?"

"Hurry up!" The high heels moved back and forth impatiently.

"Oh oh oh!"

Lin Xiang touched Pluto lightly: "Is there a demon order?"

Pluto said: "Yes."

"Give me one hundred demon orders."

Pluto smiled and said to the black-haired fox demon: "You go back first. We will put the demon order on the bar when we check out tomorrow morning."

"Who are you? You!" The black-haired fox demon looked at Hades impatiently.

This black-haired fox demon has only been a spirit for a few hundred years, so how could he possibly know Pluto?

Seeing this situation, Pluto was too lazy to argue, so he took out a snow-white sign and threw it on the coffee table.

The black-haired fox demon's eyes glowed, and he withdrew his foot that was threatening Lin Xiang. He excitedly picked up the sign and looked around for a long time: "Is this an immortal order? Is your Excellency an immortal?"

Pluto smiled and said, "Is that enough?"

"That's enough, that's enough. Goodbye. Have fun. Have a good time."

Seeing the two fox demons walking away, Lin Xiang asked hurriedly: "That shiny white one is a fairy!"

Hades nodded.

"Where did it come from?"

"We, as troublemakers, don't just accept commissions from the human world."

Lin Xiang nodded, thinking that no wonder this guy kept disappearing! It turns out he was sneaking around to make a lot of money!
  "Brother Pluto, take me to other worlds sometime!"

Pluto nodded: "Okay, later, it's not appropriate now."

"Tch—" Lin Xiang stuck out his tongue at Pluto.

At this time, Wang Chenlong was singing to the top of his lungs. He was feeling dizzy and exerting all his strength. He looked up to the sky and sang loudly: "I really want to live another five hundred years!"

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Late at night, the atmosphere in the bar has reached a climax!
  There are all kinds of strange shows performed on the stage.

The minotaur monster that Lin Xiang saw when he first arrived at the bar was performing a double performance on the stage with the horse-faced monster at the same time.

Pluto turned his head to Lin Xiang's ear and said, "This is a black bull's head with a red horse's face."

Lin Xiang nodded, looking at it with gusto.

"Hello everyone, I am the bull head from the underworld!"

"Hello everyone, I am Ma Mian from the underworld!"

"The performance we bring to you today is - swallowing a woman with a long tongue alive!"

The audience immediately burst into thunderous applause.

"As long as everyone rewards you with 50 billion ghost coins, we will perform a show of swallowing the tongue-swollen woman alive!" Niu Tou opened his hands and said impassionedly.

Ma Mian immediately agreed: "Yes! You heard it right! It's not 500 billion! It's not 5 trillion! It's really 50 billion! As long as you generously donate 50 billion! You can enjoy this unprecedented beauty. Huan is also an extremely exciting performance! The reward channel is in the small portal in the center of the table! Please hurry up!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Xiang saw a slowly rotating dark red portal appearing in the center of the coffee table, shining with a faint luster.

"Brother Pluto, this portal is red!"

"Maybe the Fairy Queen's essence is red."

"It turns out that there are so many colors of spirits!" Lin Xiang pushed Pluto excitedly: "Hurry! Give me a reward! Rich man! I want to see the woman with a long tongue swallowed alive!"

Pluto followed Xiao Qian's example and poked him on the forehead, and said expressionlessly: "Handsome, what are you in a hurry for?"

"..."

"Oh, hurry up!" Lin Xiang didn't bother to pursue him for peeping. He was more interested in this show now!

Pluto shook his head helplessly, and there were a dozen more coins in his hand. He threw the coins into the portal.

Seeing that Pluto had rewarded him, Prime Minister Lin waited with satisfaction to watch the performance.

After a while, Niutou walked around the stage and said: "Everyone, hurry up, there is still a hundred thousand left!"

Lin Xiang couldn't sit still and pushed Pluto again.

Hades sighed and stuffed another wad of money into the portal.

"Okay! Enough of the rewards! Thank you everyone! Now Brother Ma Mian and I will show you how to swallow a woman with a long tongue alive!"

There was a warm cheer below!
  The emotions of the judges were very high. Some monsters even waved their light sticks and shouted: "The bull-headed and horse-faced monster! The strongest ghost-killer! The bull-headed horse-faced monster! The strongest ghost-killer!"

Lin Xiang was on the side, looking at the monsters who were frantically calling, and said, "There are photos of bull heads and horse faces printed on the fluorescent sticks. It's too fake. Isn't that a ploy..."

Pluto said: "Look, it's about to begin."

Lin Xiang held his breath.

I saw a dying female ghost in white being carried up with an ox's head and a horse's face.

Without saying a word, he opened his bloody mouth and swallowed the ghost's feet with the bull's head, and swallowed the ghost's head with the horse's face.

I saw the tongue-tied woman biting her tongue half-deadly, her expression extremely painful. The screams are heartbreaking and endless!
  After a while, the whole head went into the horse's belly.

The audience in the audience gasped sharply.

The two of them swallowed more and more, and in the end, only part of the female ghost's waist was exposed.

Everyone held their breath.

For a moment, the tearing sound became louder and louder...

During the fight between the bull-headed and horse-faced woman, the long-tongued woman's body was forcibly torn in half. For a moment, black energy spewed out, and blood splattered everywhere.

In the end, they were all dismantled and eaten.

The bull-headed horses clasped their fists at each other, and then bowed to the audience with blood on their faces.

The audience burst into fierce applause again, mixed with shouts: "Nuo-headed Horse Noodles! We love you! Minotaur-headed Horse Noodles! The God of the Underworld!"

Lin Xiang covered his eyes and said, "I didn't expect it to be like this. It's a bit cruel."

They are all living beings, why should they be abused?

Looking through the fingers, Pluto didn't even blink.

(End of this chapter)