Physics exorcises ghosts, the real daughter never looks back to see the explosion

Chapter 13 Two kinds of people can’t sleep in the same bed
Zhen Chiyu said that fortunately the skirt of the Xiuhe dress she chose for her wedding was slightly like a tutu. The best thing was that there was a hanger in the middle to cover her crotch, otherwise she would have been unable to hide such a big figure. limb.

She suddenly understood a little bit about the old lady rat next to her. No wonder she covered her butt with a big sauce vat. Is this thing so damn effective?It is simply the greatest little artifact in the world that hides its head and reveals its tail.

[Grandma Mouse is really a big fool, with dim eyesight and a greedy mouth. She doesn’t know why she has such big black bean eyes. Even if she can’t recognize Madam’s handsome face, she can still recognize her in the red wedding dress, right? 】

[Can you take it off now?Why shouldn't the king push his wife to the ground and rub her hard when he provokes his wife in public? 】

[Don’t waste it, peel it and just put it in the pot. 】

[You can have this. This banquet is made of pigs and cows. How can old bacon be chewy? 】

Grandma Mouse covered her bloody buttocks and looked up to the sky howling sadly. You guys know this, why don't you stop?Do you have any love from your colleagues?
Besides, she was not the only one in the village who was mentally ill and liked to wear a red wedding dress and walk around in the street.

The main theme is "Chinese horror".

Having said that, this was the first time I hunted, and the tail of this rat mother-in-law was quite scary. Zhenchi Fish bumped the sack with his bare hands. Oh my god, such a big rat tail must weigh four or five pounds!

I can't tell. This old thing has little hands and feet, and he looks very cute. Can he actually drag such a heavy tail to maintain balance?

"Oh, old man, stop dangling around! What if you fall?"

Zhen Chiyu showed such a warm-hearted attitude that it was hard to express anything when talking about the Boss. In order to highlight the emotional issues of the husband and wife advancing and retreating together, he extended his noble hand for the first time and gave Granny Mouse a hand.

It was better now. Grandma Mouse was even more panicked and her legs started to tremble.

Your Majesty, don't be like this. I'm old, but I can't withstand your troubles.

The newlyweds helped Grandma Mouse across an intersection. Oh my God, if you play with the little mouse like this, you will be struck by lightning.

Little did he know that Zhen Chiyu, who thought he had done something good for a good person, smiled with satisfaction.

Hey, the merit is increased by 1. If you eat it, the tail will be deducted by 1. It is just right if it does not increase or decrease.

As soon as he got home, Zhen Chiyu made a large pot of hot water and prepared to soak the rat's tail in a bath so that it could shed its fur.

"In which deep mountain and old forest did you hunt the mouse?" Tan Shugui leaned out of the window next door after smelling the strange aroma.

[Isn’t it?Can you tell it's a rat's tail? 】

[Isn’t it?She wouldn't be so vicious and attack the little old lady, would she? 】

When their eyes met, Zhen Chiyu and Tan Shugui looked a little embarrassed.

"Ah, isn't he hungry!?" Zhen Chiyu explained dryly.

Long before the banquet ended, Tan Shugui knew that his elder brother's whim of wild hunting would not go smoothly. Those people would definitely obstruct it in every possible way. This obstruction would definitely not make his elder brother very happy.

However, he may have misjudged the charm of his sister-in-law, who is like a lioness, so heroic that even the rat mother-in-law has her tail.

Tan Shugui glanced over and saw that his eldest brother had an inexplicable leisurely elegance that could only be found in male lions. Even if his hair was messy and scrawled by the strong wind, it could not cover up the evil smile rising at the corner of the man's mouth.

——The happiest thing in the world is when she is making trouble and he is laughing, which is so warm for life, ordinary but not mediocre.

Good guy, isn’t this the standard pure love template?
"No, I don't dare to have any opinions. Do you need my help?" Tan Shugui reached out his hand in a friendly manner, but Zhen Chiyu waved his hand, picked up the new kitchen knife he bought for the wedding, and chopped off the bare rat tail on the spot. Divide them into sections and place them into the red bucket.

Boss Tan stood aside and watched, his peach blossom eyes narrowed, as if he was particularly enjoying the smell of fireworks in the world.

[Tsk, I was originally worried that the eldest brother and the little girl wouldn't be able to play together, but I never thought that I was overthinking it. No wonder everyone says that two kinds of people can't sleep in the same bed! 】

Zhenchiyu: "..."

She could tell that he was scolding her for being wicked!
Don't be angry. On your wedding day, it's not easy to see blood.Bang bang bang!
The sound of mincing meat on the chopping board was particularly harsh.

At this moment, the neighbor's teacher Wu's youngest son was still playing Galaha with a little girl wearing a red cloak. It looked like a pig's kneecap, but it was actually taken from a human's kneecap. Only human bones and blood were thrown up and down. The feel is the best.

"Little Zhizhi, why hasn't your grandma come yet?"

"Grandma, she's getting old and can't hide her tail anymore." Xiao Zhizhi said expressionlessly.

"Are you stupid? I asked her to wear a dress and she refused to do it." Teacher Wu cursed. He really couldn't understand why the old woman was so stubborn. There were such big steel skirts under the dress. She couldn't hide anything she wanted to.

"Oh, grandma said she couldn't straighten her waist and her little feet trembled when she walked. She didn't deserve the punishment she suffered wearing a dress."

Little Zhizhi expressed her helplessness. The old man loved to eat tender meat. Every time, he asked her to wander around the community with a basket, tricking ignorant boys and girls back into her.

Recently, I seem to have some Alzheimer's disease again, and I always forget things when I walk around.

Teacher Wu was worried that he couldn't find anyone, but he saw Granny Rat standing tremblingly at the door. The rotten and sour odor emitted by the rat became stronger and stronger.

"Emma, ​​you're already here, what do you bring with you as a gift?" Teacher Wu happily clapped his thigh and took a look into the sauce vat covering his buttocks. Oh my god, there's half a vat full of blood!

I happened to kill a piglet at home, and I didn’t know how to trim the intestines after I took them out. When I poured the blood into the intestines, it turned out to be a large Northeastern blood sausage.

There is no need to add any seasoning, just a little garlic and a little soy sauce, and when you dip it in, the flavor will be overwhelming.

"Huh? Our wife is cooking for the first time after her wedding. What are you doing? It smells weird!" Teacher Wu took a sip of saliva. In fact, she was not the only one who was fainted by the aroma. Many people were also Secretly peeking out of the window.

"She must be making pig tails. I just saw her wielding a kitchen knife." The younger son of the Wu family had a cold and ruthless face. He always felt that the pouted anus of Granny Rat today was particularly attractive.

If he hadn't disliked the old woman's picky smell, he would have wanted to bite her butt and take a sip.

At this time, Zhen Chiyu turned on the smoking machine, and the smell of meat spread farther and farther.

"Hi, Teacher Wu, what are you having for dinner tonight?" A dinner greeting from a good neighbor.

Granny Shu, who looked numb, seemed to be seriously stimulated when she saw the smiling Zhenchiyu.

"Hey-"

A crimson gush spurted out from behind his butt.

Teacher Wu's hands moved faster than his brain. He quickly took the miso vat in his hand and covered the rat's buttocks.

"Chucky!"

Don't waste it, the blood is flowing like thin water, it's powerful enough.

"Ahem, no, there's a vat of blood, ready to make garlic blood sausage."

Zhen Chiyu raised his eyebrows and gave a thumbs up to Teacher Wu, "As expected of a cultured person, he is really diligent and thrifty."

"Nothing is as good as Madam's craftsmanship."

Then he raised his eyes and looked at the long, silent man standing beside the lady. There was a sense of tranquility in the past.

Wang, he is not twisting and crawling on the ground. Madam’s unnatural taming methods are something you can’t offend.

(End of this chapter)