Physics exorcises ghosts, the real daughter never looks back to see the explosion

Chapter 14: The Artifact to Win in Life
To sum up, Boss Tan is now an emotionally stable pervert.

Everyone took one look at Madam, and they could tell no matter how stupid she was, she was not a stupid and sweet human being, she was clearly a hidden pervert.

Ever since, the little pervert entered the big pervert's home, and life became more interesting.

[As expected of Mrs. Destiny who came to the door with a basalt turtle shell, the evil spirit in her gestures really made us surrender to her. 】

[Hey, who wants the short video of Madam Yong teasing Grandma Rat? 】

[Me, me, me, according to the current situation, I must study the wife's approach, so as not to cause trouble on the tai-year-old's behalf and be tabooed. 】

For their Tanjia Village, the word "taboo" is a problem with very serious consequences. As the saying goes, the family has family rules and state laws, just like... the happy mourning ghost and the white evil water ghost. On the happy day of the wife and the king, the standard Sexual abstinence for three days and three nights.

Although it is said to be a ban, it does not say a ban on Internet addiction!

In order to watch the gossip about Wang's newly married woman, everyone in the village, from the oldest to the youngest, spent their daily savings to buy short videos one by one from the life-buying ghost.

[Wait a minute, it was a bit dazzling just now, what the hell happened past? 】

【Eh! ?I also saw it, it seemed to be our king's... arm. 】

[Nonsense, in that position, does our king seem to be the one who would pick out our wife’s crotch? 】

[Tsk, it’s this kind of thing, you weird eyes, I’m embarrassed to say it, you just want to feast your eyes on it, right? 】

[Hmph, that’s quite noble. Didn’t you secretly buy a short video? We are all virtuous ghosts. No one should be dissatisfied with others. 】

[So, what is that shiny golden thing that can beat people? 】

【...hang up. 】

Wu Dabao, the youngest son of Teacher Wu, was the best in the audience. He stunned everyone with just two words.

Not sure, let's take a closer look.

Well, it hangs on the belly button. This kind of embarrassing place where one can pick one's toes is called "hanging pussy", which seems to be correct. And judging from the movement of the lady's mouth, it seems to be called... phantom limb?

So the question is, what does the word phantom limb mean?

Baidu, fast Baidu...

A girl's phantom limb means that a girl feels like she has one or three extra hands, which is like a man's third leg.

[I’m a little curious and want to see it again. 】

[Which brave man is not afraid of death?I offered a thousand dollars to buy my life and wanted to see the detailed drawings. 】

[I spent an extra 500 yuan to get an exclusive customized photo of my wife. 】

[Hey, you beasts, why don’t you want autographs and photos? ?Hey, I'll pay 3000 yuan, and I'll have to have a photo signed by my wife, and leave my name before the fire. 】

By chance, the female ghost in the toilet who was lucky enough to observe appeared suddenly out of nowhere.

[I have it, I have it, I have it, hahaha, I’m going to post it today. 】

Despite the stench, everyone gathered together and stared at the progress bar on the mobile phone screen, seeing that it had reached [-]%.

——Loading.

Ah, bah, it should be recorded in the annals of history.

In the picture, Zhen Chiyu lazily walked into the toilet...

Zhen Chiyu said that if you want to be lazy and catch fish these days, you have to be good at using props!

The "phantom limb" she pinched out is definitely a top-notch spiritual weapon. It can help her solve anything with just a thought. Even if she doesn't want to move her butt, she can just stuff it into her buttocks and it will look like a thick limb. The tail is actually a mount!To put it bluntly, although she didn't talk about the softness of Boss' limbs, she could twist her body out of her mind as long as she wanted.

Funny, is it hard to twist and crawl?Do you believe she can climb out of a death rhythm with Boss Tan?
After having a good time in the toilet, when Zhen Chiyu came out, he put the phantom limb behind his buttocks with understanding, and even lifted his pants with ease.

It's not like she's bragging. From now on, she won't need to do it herself to wipe her butt.

My dear, I can see clearly this time.

tear--

All the villagers gasped in unison. We don't know where Madam got the weird props, and we don't dare to tell the king.

[The madam pushed so hard that I was blinded. 】

【What is this?The legendary winning weapon? 】

[Would it seem a bit too casual to hang a man’s golden arm? 】

【fart!Is that Wang's arm, or is it made from Xi Ran's body? Can it be the same? 】

[Hey, no one really thinks it looks like Mr. Wang is picking off his wife’s crotch? 】

[It's just a fun play between husband and wife, you are really lenient. 】

A burst of noise, like the wind of longing, poured into Zhenchiyu's eardrums without sparing any effort. Who is Zhenchiyu?She is Xuanwu who has lived for hundreds of years!Is she afraid that others will bite her tongue?If it doesn't work, I just shrink my head, and I can't hear anything due to the sound insulation of the turtle shell.

Zhenchiyu sat cross-legged, letting the phantom limb behind his butt rest on the ground with one hand.

As soon as they saw this scene, many people became aware of it.

Ah, no wonder it's the man's rough big hands that not only maintain the center of gravity, but also give it a spirituality like a licking dog. This is no better than finding a man.

Madam is worthy of being an experienced driver, and she is indeed a person who does great things.

Zhen Chiyu played for a while, and in a blink of an eye he saw Tan Shugui wandering among the villagers with a gossipy face, and had a great time eavesdropping.

[Fuck couple, no wonder there was no movement at all on the wedding night, how dare you have so much fun in private. 】Tan Shugui was filled with emotions.

Zhenchiyu: "..."

No, what you mean by this is that yesterday you slept next door and listened to my mother’s wedding in the corner all night?
Having a brother-in-law who has no sense of distance is really tricky.

Unlike her relatives, all of them were little devils who were difficult to deal with. Before it was too late, Su's father jumped out like a monkey on a jumping horse and stared at the bundles of "life money" on the ground.

Zhen Chiyu figured it out, right?The Su family is a listed company after all, so why would they stoop for such a small amount of money?
Come on, take a look, whose life money is this, remember to follow the rules and confront him!

"...Hmph, it's all my gift money, don't try to trick me." Su's father said arrogantly.

"Yes, yes, it's all yours. Sister, how can I let you go home empty-handed while living a life of being hugged by everyone?" Su Mianmian coaxed Su's father while digging a hole for Zhenchiyu.

For this reason, Zhen Chiyu raised the corners of her mouth, leisurely and contentedly raised her golden phantom limb tail, and tightly wrapped it around Tan Shugui's slender and powerful waist.

"No, this is a movie king!" Although he has passed away, his face is still pretty, but a little worse than her husband's.

Tan Shugui: "...be gentle."

Tear, this iron-like arm of a strong man really made him feel like he was being taken care of.

"Ok."

Zhen Chiyu has a gentleman's aesthetics on her face, which not only separates men and women, but also actually hangs on Tan Shugui's body. Her phantom limb is indeed a magic weapon in life!
(End of this chapter)