Chapter 12 The Late Blooming Housewife
As a virtuous, virtuous and smart wife, how could she let her husband hunt on an hungry stomach?This is so inappropriate.

Zhen Chiyu deeply reflected on himself, then took out the turtle shell from his arms, lowered his head and followed the pattern, passed an intersection, and then headed south.

She is getting married today and most of the time she has gone to sit at the banquet. If you have never seen the face of her village chief's wife, most likely her temperament is somewhat unsatisfactory.

However, the problem is not big, she likes to be lonely, so easy to deal with!

As Zhen Chiyu expected, a sweet-smelling girl like her attracted many unidentified peepers just by stopping at the intersection.

"Hey, little girl, why are you standing here? Look at her little face, which is so red from the sun. It's so good!"

The little old lady who smelled the smell of meat moved out very quickly. The wind has been so tight recently that she hasn't eaten meat for several days.

Because she was so happy, Grandma Mouse resisted the urge to shake her big tail, so she could only find a sauce vat at home and cover it behind her butt.

She also felt that she was too independent, so she trotted over sneakily, then pretended to sit aside to enjoy the cool air, and made a pretentious conversation.

Look at this young and delicate face, as if you can squeeze out water with just a pinch of your hand. How can such an amiable old woman like her be taken down in one fell swoop?

To put it bluntly, she has already planned it. She loves to eat the head of a beautiful girl. She lifts the skull and squirts, it is absolutely delicious.

Little did he know, her little move had already caught Zhen Chiyu's eyes, but Zhen Chiyu didn't interrupt her performance. Instead, he sat on the ground in excitement.

"Old lady, I sprained my foot and can't walk."

"Ouch, it hurts, hurry up, hurry up, go home with your mother-in-law and apply some medicine." The old lady said impatiently.

The younger one sat on the floor and played porcelain, while the older one took the bait. The steady performance of her acting skills made the old and the young feel like old friends at the first sight. They held each other's hands hand in hand and burst into tears.

"Mother-in-law, this sauce jar is..." Zhen Chiyu looked at the hunched-over little old lady, pouting and flirting with her.

Could this be the legendary bringing your own rice bowl?
"Then what's in your sack is..." The little old lady raised her eyes and looked at the strange thing which made people feel scared. People who didn't know better thought it was specially used to trap her.

When their eyes met, the two people with ulterior motives looked a little embarrassed towards each other.

"They are all worthless pickled goods, not worth mentioning."

"Oh, this is just a bag of soil for me to plant flower pots later."

Granny Mouse: Emma, ​​isn’t this just hitting Simba on her?I just wanted to take a bite of "Beggar's Chicken".

The little old lady was so excited that she couldn't control her physiological reaction and couldn't help but wag her big tail.

"Bang bang bang!"

Yo yo yo, listening to this solid voice, you know it is definitely a hard product!

Zhen Chi looked at the sauce jar behind the little old lady's butt with fishy eyes. She had only made braised pig tails. We don't know if the tails of other species were made in the same way?
It wasn't until the two of them turned into an alleyway with a rubbish dump that Granny Rat suddenly revealed her true colors, angrily smashing the sauce vat with sharp nails sticking out of her two little feet.

"Little ones, dinner is ready."

"Squeak!"

Countless red-eyed rats emerged from every corner, and before they knew it, they surrounded Zhenchi Fish.Zhen Chiyu didn't panic at all. Instead, the old god appreciated Granny Shu's pair of three-inch golden lotuses and said, "Tsk, I thought you were so old and had your feet bound due to the persecution of the feudal society. I never thought about you." The feet and legs look like this, if any man saw it, he would die? Hehehehe."

Grandma Shu laughed so hard that Zhen Chiyu's laughter made her heart tremble. She was so disgusting that she hadn't even had a hey yet. Who was going to eat whom?

"Stinky girl, how dare you humiliate me." Granny Mouse smiled ferociously. It was time to show her true strength.

Ever since, when she lifted up the thick rat tail, Zhen Chiyu looked inexplicably excited.

"Ah, yes, yes, I want something like this that can stretch freely..." Zhen Chiyu couldn't wait to pounce on him and blow a kiss to Grandma Rat. This guy is simply her muse!

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Grandma Mouse is hopeless. Is it because she can't keep up with the times?How come today's little girl talks about pornographic waste when she opens and shuts her mouth?

Little did he know that Zhen Chiyu had been wanting to refine a personal spiritual weapon for more than a day or two. Now that he had the inspiration, he took out a ball of golden breath soil from the sack and gave it to the rat on the spot. My mother-in-law made a pancake.

"Everything has spirit, possess spirit!" Zhen Chiyu made a decision and squandered all the spiritual energy he had accumulated over the past few days.

Fortunately, Huangtian paid off, and in a blink of an eye, the golden soil seemed to come alive. It could even twist itself into a golden snake, stand on Zhenchiyu's shoulders, and shake its head in a show of power.

Zhen Chiyu frowned dissatisfied. This look was a bit too restrained. Although it could be turned into a golden bracelet and put on her wrist, it still didn't feel worthy of her domineering side.

Since she wants to say goodbye to the past and become an awesome human being for the rest of her life, her personal spiritual weapon must be like her and have the air of a "late bloomer".

However, when her newlywed husband, who had missed the hunt, was crawling on all fours in an angry and dark way toward her, especially the veins on his arms that bulged out when he moved, Zhen Chiyu instantly An explosion of inspiration.

Zhenchi fish picked it up casually and made a shape with the golden snake coiled around it.

The next second, a golden flowing arm appeared from Zhenchiyu's belly button, and it lived up to expectations. The muscle lines were almost the same as those of Boss Tan. Even the scarlet blood mole on his tiger's mouth was vividly simulated. At first glance, he saw this The golden arm really gave me the illusion that the king was here in person.

"Oh!"

Zhen Chiyu tried the knife with Granny Rat, and with a thought in his mind, he swung his golden fist and punched her old face hard without saying a word.

"Ah! King, please forgive me! My old lady didn't do anything?" Granny Mouse was frightened and went crazy. She covered her old face with bleeding nose and burst into tears.

"Huh, do it now. I'm so angry that my phantom limbs are hard." Zhen Chiyu proudly pushed forward. It was so obscene that it was almost invisible.

"..."

"I'll punish you by docking your tail, as a warning to others."

The phantom limbs of her Xuanwu clan had always been to destroy the ceiling. She didn't need to do it herself. The golden stream of light flashed across, and with a crunch, Granny Rat's tail broke off at the root and was thrown into the sack.

Then, she stuffed the phantom limb into her skirt, and Zhen Chiyu looked like a normal person again, with a youthful smile, waving to Boss Tan, who was dusty all the way, "Hey, I changed my hair! Sure enough, My husband can hold it no matter what style he looks like, he is so handsome."

Talking about Boss: "..."

What's going on here?Did he accidentally miss something?
(End of this chapter)

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