Chapter 27: My hot urine has nowhere to vent
After Lin Yu finished taking notes at the police station, it was already eleven o'clock in the night.

Liu Jianjun has returned.

Lin Yu came out of the police station and smoked a cigarette silently. It was really unlucky. Why did he come to the police station again?
Lin Yu also understood what happened.

A group of old men went to where Lin Yu lived, took off their pants and peed, and were finally reported.

This is such a shameful thing!

Lin Yu waved his hand, and a taxi stopped at the door and returned to his residence.

In a taxi...
Waiting for an opportunity: "Brother, what have you done?"

"It's okay, I was shot innocently."

"I know that the people who go in are either innocent or innocent. In short, they are all good people."

Lin Yu glanced at him: "How dare you stop in the middle of the night?"

"It's okay, I have a knife in my car."

Lin Yu was frightened: "Brother, don't you want to rob?"

"This is to prevent others from having bad intentions towards me."

Forehead·····

Bad intentions?

This word is really appropriate!

You are 1.7 meters tall, tall and weigh 180 pounds.

Who dares to have evil intentions towards you?

Lin Yu said: "Actually, nothing happened. I just peed on the statue and was invited to drink tea by the police."

"Statue? What statue?"

"The statue of Tojo Kinki. I was a sculptor. I sculpted his stone statue and peed on the stone statue. Finally, someone reported me."

"I'm telling you, buddy, peeing is too childish. You should just poop. Directly poop on your head."

Lin Yu looked shocked...

shit?

Why did I poop in public?
Do I still have face?
Lin Yu was lying in the back seat, not wanting to talk any more. When he got to the place, he got off the car and went back to the room to sleep...

I’m so tired today!

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A community.

Zhang Xiaodong returned to his room.

"Where did you go?"

"Going out with friends."

"You're out, do you think I don't know? My friend called me just now. What happened to you? You peed in public and you were invited to drink tea by the police."

Zhang Xiaonan was so angry that just half an hour ago, a police friend of his called him.

Why did your brother go to the countryside with a bunch of big men to urinate in public?

Finally he was reported.

Zhang Xiaonan was furious.

The gentleman doesn't do anything serious, but takes a bunch of people to pee?
Are you crazy!

Zhang Xiaodong chuckled: "Sister, you don't know who that statue is. It's a criminal carved by an anchor, or an international criminal. We just went to vent our emotions."

"There is a passion inside me."

Zhang Xiaonan was so angry that he wanted to pick up the bench and say hello.

Passionate?

I think he has a hot pee!

Just find a job and work hard...
Fortunately, Zhang Xiaonan knew about this and didn't blame his brother. Even if you have hot urine, you don't need to take off your pants in public!

Zhang Xiaonan said: "Just go to the bathroom and put the urine in some basin. Why bother to do that?"

Zhang Xiaodong smiled and said: "How can I feel comfortable in public?"

"Okay, don't do that again in the future. This is uncivilized behavior. It's just a bunch of big men who went together and got reported in the end."

"This matter must be reported in the newspaper. I will write an article to condemn this uncivilized behavior."

Zhang Xiaodong knew that his sister worked in a newspaper office.

With a stroke of his pen, he can become famous, and he immediately flattered her: "Sister, please put my name on it too."

"Think beautifully."

"Really, let me put my name on it and let others know that I have blood in my body and that my whole body is full of ancient power." Bangdang...
Zhang Xiaonan ignored his brother at all and closed the door.

Still in the newspaper?
Crazy!
Zhang Xiaonan sat on the stool, typing out an article with his fingers clicking.

The incident caused by peeing caused a sensation throughout the city...
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Early the next morning...
Lin Yu started the live broadcast as usual.

"Fans and friends, we will continue today's carving. We carved the head yesterday, now we are carving the body, and we have finished carving the badges and clothes."

"My plan is..."

[Anchor, look at what’s on top of that statue? 】

【Dark...】

[Damn it, someone is shitting on it! 】

[Nima...it's so similar! 】

[Haha... Who is so wicked, pooping directly on the avatar, but I really like this hero. 】

[Damn it, why didn’t I think of that!That's what I should have done last night. 】

【Really black daddy. 】

Lin Yu looked back and saw this scene.

I was dumbfounded for a moment.

A black thing is on the top of the head of the 'Tojo Yinji'.

Nima...
Who is so wicked!

Shit directly on the stone statue.

Lin Yu thought of the taxi driver he met last night. This guy came to poop...

Lin Yu quickly took out the water pipe.

Rush towards the statue's head.

shit.

The carving hasn't even been finished yet, but you guys have made it like this. If the 'Tojo Kageki' hadn't died, you would have been angry to death seven or eight hundred times.

Lin Yu rushed for 2 minutes before giving up.

Lin Yu coughed: "It is forbidden to pee or poop on the statue from now on, especially sneaking around at night. It almost got me in."

"Fans in the same city, please don't do this. The police comrades have given you a stern warning. If you behave in an uncivilized manner again, you will be sent to a dark room for three days."

"We are civilized people."

[Don’t worry, anchor, we don’t know how to do it anymore! 】

[The boss was released, I thought he would be drinking tea inside! 】

[Don’t you know the boss’s connections?It's just a small thing, nothing to be afraid of. 】

[Everyone should be careful when going there in the future, and go at midnight so as not to disturb the public and not be reported. 】

[Upstairs, your suggestion is great. Let’s go at twelve o’clock in the evening. 】

【Go and deduct a wave of 1...】

【1····】

【111····】

【11····】

Lin Yu looked at the live broadcast room.

Again?

Aren't you afraid that the police uncle will invite you to tea?

After talking for a long time, you turned my words into deaf ears.

Lin Yu quickly explained: "I know you all have a hot temper, but this is uncivilized behavior. Everyone should pay attention to their own image!"

"I made a fool of myself by saying that I was in the front. It's okay to pee, but you can't drag me into the water."

"And there's no need to pee in front of the stone statue. Just take a basin of urine and put it on it. There's no need to take off your pants in public."

[A hot pee?Anchor, this is an idiom, so good! 】

[My hot urine has nowhere to vent, I can only vent it to the stone statue. 】

【Haha...The anchor is talented...】

Lin Yu put on a mask and started today's work.

(End of this chapter)

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