Chapter 26, Did I break the law again?

Lin Yu nodded and smiled; "Release at will."

Liu Jianjun smiled, opened his zipper, and hissed at the stone statue...
Forehead·····

I must have been holding this pee all afternoon.

You actually released it for 15 seconds?
It doesn't stop there.

Liu Jianjun picked up the puppy and hissed at the stone statue...
shit
Lin Yu was dumbfounded...

Does urine really have the effect of softening marble?
Liu Jianjun said: "Brother, you haven't eaten yet. Let's go to the city for a meal. I'll treat you."

"That's what you said. If you rent the house to me, I should be the one to treat you. Let's go, let's go to the city for a big meal. We are very tired this day."

I have to wash my feet no matter what.

SPA or something.

Only then can you be worthy of yourself.

In this way, Lin Yu followed Liu Jianjun to the city to have fun...

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nightfall
A car drove to the farmyard, and everyone was in high spirits. They lifted up their pants and faced the statue with special treatment.

Some even stood nearby and drank a bottle of mineral water from [-].

"It's really comfortable."

"I've been holding it in all afternoon, just waiting to come over after get off work to soften the marble."

"Haha... Me too."

"What do you think if this softens the marble too much?"

"No way!"

"Impossible, how could urine soften the marble? You thought your urine was sulfuric acid!"

"Even throwing acid is impossible."

"You are here, it's my turn..."

There are several residents next to this house. These residents poked their heads out one after another to see what was going on and why so many cars were coming at night.

Could it be that Liu Jianjun’s friend is here?

It didn't matter when it came out, I was stunned instantly.

A large group of people stood on stools and took off their pants to pee.

"You can't be a gangster!"

"That's for sure. These people must be hooligans and they must be up to no good."

"Hurry up and call the police, tell them that there are gangsters in our village, and take these gangsters back..."

"Yes, call the police immediately."

·······
At this time, Lin Yu and Liu Jianjun were eating!

Lin Yu received a call.

"Hey."

"Lin Yu, come to the police station."

"whats the matter?"

"You'll know when you come. In short, nothing good will happen. Either you come, or we will catch you..."

Lin Yu looked confused.

What?
Did I break the law again?
Liu Jianjun was confused: "What's going on?"

"The police station called and asked me to go there. I can't figure it out. From the tone of the police comrade, it sounds like it's quite serious."

"Then don't eat. I'll take you there."

Lin Yu nodded.

Lin Yu was muttering in his heart!

What's the matter?
Could it be that the copper plates with engraved US dollars are wanted?
This is not right either!

At this time, Lin Yu followed Liu Jianjun into the car with anxiety and drove to the police station...

Police station·····
Lin Yu walked to the front desk: "Hello, I am Lin Yu."

The receptionist looked at Lin Yu and exclaimed: "You are Lin Yu."

"Yes."

"Come with me, they all say you are the mastermind."

Lin Yu:? ? ? ?

Lin Yu quickly asked: "Comrade police, what's going on?"

"You'll understand when you get in."

Will you understand once you get in?

Is this a vaccination for me?
Lin Yu followed the police girl inside.

Just got inside.I saw a dozen people squatting on the ground, all of them were big men, all of them tall and tall...
"Boss, you are here."

"Boss, we are finally waiting for you."

"Boss, this is none of our business, we are helping you..."

"Boss, help! I just peed..."

Lin Yu:? ? ? ? ?
Lin Yu was startled.

Big brother.

Don't call it that.

I'm going to be killed by you, I don't even know you!
A policeman asked: "Are you their boss?"

Lin Yu quickly explained: "Comrade police, this is a misunderstanding. I don't even know them. I don't know their names."

"I don't know you. They called you boss?"

"I don't understand either!"

"Someone called the police. There is a group of people where you live. They urinate when you lift your pants. It has a bad influence. Even though you are in a rural area, you still have to pay attention to your image. People may think you are hooligans!"

Lin Yu finally understood.

Good guy

Go peeing in groups.

This is so...

Are you guys just sitting around with nothing to do?

I just said it casually, do you still take it seriously?

The policeman continued: "It stands to reason that they should be detained for two or three days, but they all said that they were influenced by you and were helping you soften the marble."

"That's ridiculous. Urine can soften marble. Why don't you use sulfuric acid!"

"Since you are the mastermind, you can't run away."

"You finish writing the notes one by one and go back after signing. As for you, you can stay and have a cup of tea first."

Lin Yu was speechless.

Who am I provoking?

It's not my fault!
The rest of the people bowed their heads and left, while Lin Yu sat silently on the chair...

This cold bench is so cold!
You won’t stay here for one night!

Lin Yu quickly complained: "Comrade police, this really has nothing to do with me. I didn't do anything. They organized the peeing on their own initiative."

"Besides, it's not illegal to pee!"

The policeman glanced at Lin Yu: "Is this your attitude?"

Lin Yu complained crazily in his heart: How can I love you?

This is my attitude...
How can you take me?
next second...

"I was wrong. Regarding their public peeing incident, I failed to educate my fans well and express my sincere apology. I severely condemn the public peeing behavior, which is destroying the honor of our city."

"This is a discredit to the city."

"I will strengthen management and educate fans."

"Resolutely say no to the evil forces."

"We are inseparable from sin."

Police: (⊙o⊙)…

I just asked you to reflect, not to talk nonsense.

How does it have anything to do with sin?

The police investigated the cause of this incident, but the impact was not big. The police did not intend to imprison Lin Yu, but just asked Lin Yu to pay attention to the impact.

A group of gentlemen took off their pants to urinate in public in the countryside at night. This is uncivilized behavior in itself.

Just educate and educate, there is no need to delve into it.

The policeman laughed and said, "You are very aware!"

Forehead·····

At the police station, my consciousness was very strong...

The policeman continued: "The reason why I let you stay alone is because I want you to clarify the facts during the live broadcast."

"Especially taking off your pants to pee in public. Although it doesn't break the law, it is still uncivilized behavior."

"Don't ask your fans to help you soften marble in the future. Even if you want to soften it, you have to find a place where no one is around."

Lin Yu nodded; "I understand."

"Well, just sign and you're good to go."

(End of this chapter)

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