Live broadcast carving, the police started to pay attention to it

Chapter 28, uncle, what do you mean by throwing excrement water?

Chapter 28, uncle, what do you mean by throwing excrement water?

Carving consumes a lot of mental energy, especially the carving of stone statues. The strength must be controlled. If it is too heavy, it will directly damage the stone statues.

Too light to carve marks.

As a carver, Lin Yu needs to concentrate on carving.

I don’t have time to read the barrage comments.

At this time, an old man walked by carrying dung...
Stopped on the road.

Then walked over to Lin Yu.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Old man, you are picking shit up so early!"

The old man said: "You are carving the 'Tojo Yinji', are you that Japanese?"

"Yes, old man, how do you know?"

"Xiao Liu told me last night that this was a misunderstanding."

Lin Yu suddenly realized that Liu Jianjun should have come back to explain the situation to them.

Lin Yu smiled awkwardly: "I've caused trouble for you."

"No, it was me who caused you trouble."

Lin Yu:?_?
Then the old man made an incredible move, shook a bucket of dung water from the dung bucket, and strode over. Lin Yu was so frightened that he backed away.

shit.

Uncle, what do you want to do?
Uncle, are you serious?
Uncle, no...
The old man was showered from the top of the stone statue of 'Tojo Yinki'...

Nima...
The live broadcast laughed like crazy.

[Haha... The uncle is indeed the uncle, this action is so skillful. 】

[As expected of the uncle, I have the highest respect. 】

[Uncle, this operation is so awesome. 】

[The uncle’s movements are done in one go. He is indeed his idol! 】

[The uncle is full of enthusiasm at first sight, and his skillful movements make people admire him. 】

【Uncle, 666····】

【Uncle, 666····】

"Uncle, what are you doing?"

"I'll soften the marble for you!"

Lin Yu: (ˇˇ)·····
Are you sure you are softening the marble?

The uncle sighed: "My father was a soldier of the Anti-Japanese War and died on the battlefield. I was also a soldier. Although I did not participate in the Anti-Japanese War, as soldiers, we should help each other."

"I saw you softening the marble, so I came here to help you."

"I'm giving you trouble."

When Lin Yu saw this scene, what else could he say? I haven't carved it yet!
That's what you guys did.

How will I engrave in the future?

And this is excrement water, it smells so bad...
Still have to keep carving!

This is carving that smells like excrement.

This will not work!
Isn’t this digging a hole for yourself?
Lin Yu smiled bitterly and said: "Uncle, I won't trouble you anymore. Even if I have to trouble you, I have to wait until I finish carving! Now... how should I start now?"

Lin Yu was also speechless.

How the hell do you carve this?

Lin Yu has a big head.

The uncle was unhappy: "Young man, I am helping you soften the marble, why don't you thank me..."

I thank you...

What Lin Yu could do was to give up carving and rinse it with water first.

Rinse clean before carving.

If you continue like this, you will still be carving wool!

Lin Yu immediately entered the house, wrote a sign, and erected it at the door...
No one is allowed to throw feces on the statues.

No one is allowed to urinate on the statues.

No one is allowed to damage the stone statues.

After everything is finished carving...
Lin Yu pointed the camera at the sign.

He warned: "Whoever does this in the future, don't blame me for being rude. I will call the police directly and wait until I finish carving."

"When I finish carving, let alone pee, I can even spray excrement water on it."

"Now the stone statue smells like excrement, how can I carve it?"

"Aren't you making things difficult for me?"

Just pee. After all, this stuff doesn't smell very much. Just flush it.

But fecal water doesn’t work!
This thing has been in the manure pit for a long time, and the smell is so strong that it can't even be flushed away. Not to mention the smell...
Now the uncle is their role model.

I guess they will do the same thing.

If we continue like this, how can we still engrave?

So

Rules must be established.This rule must be followed.

[Anchor, don’t worry, we all understand and we won’t do this kind of thing in the future. 】

[Anchor, please continue carving and wait until you finish carving. 】

[Haha... The anchor started to regret it. You were the one who took the lead. You can't blame us. 】

[Everyone, please don’t embarrass the host. 】

[We all understand and support you very much, don’t use excrement!This stuff smells so bad that I can smell the stench of feces even across the live broadcast room. 】

[Hey guys, I can feel the smell across the live broadcast room. 】

[This uncle is just an uncle, and what he does is different. 】

Most fans in the live broadcast room understand the host.

I don’t know how to carve if I continue like this. After all, the smell is too great...

Lin Yu could only rinse it with water for a full hour.

Only then did the work begin.

I complained in my heart: Uncle, please don’t come.

I'll have to move again...

·····
In the urban area.

on the newspaper.

The headline news [A group of people peed in public, damaging the image of the city] immediately attracted widespread attention...
"Have you been reported for peeing in public?"

"Eh... Isn't this the anchor? The anchor who carved the 'Tojo Yinji'."

"It's really him. I heard he was carving stone statues. No wonder so many people accused him."

"What do you know? What he carved was the 'Tojo Yinji' kneeling in repentance."

"It is said that this 'Tojo Yinji' seems to be quite respected in Tokyo."

"It seems to be enshrined in that shrine!"

"Damn it, you still enshrine a war criminal? I really want to destroy him."

"I also go to pee at night."

"My hot piss is ready."

Lin Yu had no idea that this matter was not over yet and had caused a sensation in the city.

·······
Farmhouse.

Twelve o'clock at midnight·····

"Why?"

"What about you, pee!"

"I pee too."

"Let's go together!"

"okay·····"

"Brother, wait for me, let's pee together."

"How about taking a photo? Send Dou Ying or something."

"This is good!"

"Everyone, please line up, don't crowd, don't jump in line..."

Rejecting complete statistics, that night, a total of one hundred people spontaneously organized to pee and soften the statue of Lin Yu...
·······
Wait until the next day.

Lin Yu was dumbfounded.

What's the matter!

Did it rain last night?

Why is there still water in this small yard?

Why is this water a bit yellowish...

Lin Yu was puzzled for a while!

Lin Yu reluctantly picked up his phone and checked Douying.

The picture was full of the stone statue of 'Tojo Inki', and then several heat pipes rushed towards the stone statue...

Forehead······

Why are you still queuing up?

you······
At this time, Lin Yu was brushing up on Dou Ying. This video was not only posted by one person, but also forwarded by many people.

And that's not all!
There was a long queue to pee.

Could it be that the stagnant water in this yard is...
There are comments below.

"I never thought that letting go of water would feel like an honor."

"Haha...I felt so proud when I peed for the first time."

"This is the first time in 30 years that peeing feels meaningful..."

(End of this chapter)

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