The evil people call me green tea, I make money by selling swords

Chapter 24 You are so cool like this

Zhou Xu's temples were pounding.

Damn it, what's wrong with him? Why should he look at Jiang Wan?

It can be called the Eye of Medusa, whoever looks at it will be unlucky!

He laughed dryly and said, "I wiped my hands with the leaves because I was afraid that blood would come out and scare everyone."

Jiang Wan maintained her innocent look and smiled at him. Although the smile was gentle and shallow, Zhou Xu's heart beat faster.

What tricks is she trying to play?

While everyone was speechless and confused, Jiang Wan suddenly stood up with a smile and turned the camera of her tracking machine to face the woods and beach behind!

In the live broadcast, I saw two staff members grabbing two rabbits with their legs and feet tied up, and sneaking onto the speedboat.

Crowd: ...

Barrage: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

The whole live broadcast can be faked, just exchange it for the slaughtered rabbit!
The bald director's heart skipped a beat and he felt like his life span had been shortened by another three years.

The barrage went crazy, partly because they were shocked that the show crew had actually faked it, and partly because Zhou Xu's fans were jumping and insulting her.

[Lying down a big trough! 】

[This, is this a lie? 】

[Wan bitch, what the hell are you doing? 】

[Passers-by said that Jiang Wan was right this time, and the program team was indeed fake.]

[Can you believe what Wan Bitch did?Can’t you see that she doesn’t work on her own and is still jealous of Zhou Xu’s work? She’s blind]

[Very good, Wan bitch, you have completely offended the fans of the Zhou family]

Whether they were guests or netizens, at this moment, they were all dumbfounded by Jiang Wan's sexy moves.

Netizens didn't know whether to scold the live broadcast studio for being fake first or scold Jiang Wan for backstabbing the program team.

[I feel like Jiang Wan doesn’t have a grudge against the show team, she has a grudge against the circle. She wants to blow up the whole circle...]

Jiang Wan had an innocent face throughout the whole process, while Zhou Xu could no longer get off the stage. His face was completely red, and even his ears were so red that they could bleed.

He really didn't expect that Jiang Wan would expose such a thing? !

Quiet, silent.

Everyone was dumbfounded and forgot to break the embarrassment for a moment.

Jiang Wan acted as if nothing had happened and asked curiously, "What are you going to do with this rabbit meat?"

Everyone again: ...

Help!
What kind of favorable circumstances, right place, and right circumstances did Jiang Wan's parents create a freak like Jiang Wan?
No one dared to speak, even Sang Yanyan, who had always been unable to suppress her emotions, suppressed her emotions this time.

Crazy, she is crazy!
In the awkward silence, Lu Zheng finally came to the rescue, "Bring me the rabbit meat. Zhou Xu, go to the beach and process the fish."

Lu Zheng's words were even more exciting than the emperor's general amnesty.

Zhou Xu carried the fish and ran away like a flying fish. The other female guests were afraid of being stared at by Jiang Wan, so they quickly said they were going to pick coconuts in the forest, and they all disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Jiang Wan sat on the beach, enjoying the hot and humid sea breeze, and looked at Lu Zheng's side face as he was cooking seriously.

The insults on the barrage continued, and Jiang Wan continued to add fuel to the fire.

"Brother Lu Zheng, you see how sensible they are. They are all gone, leaving only the two of us to cultivate our relationship."

Lu Zheng: ...

He pretended not to hear, and Jiang Wan continued, "Why are you ignoring me? They are all injured, and their throats are so sore. I'm just still talking to you. You are so cool like this!"

Lu Zheng said again:...

In order to strike up a conversation, she even used a Bayan accent.

"Hi? Hello? Nice to meet you? How are you?"

As soon as she finished speaking, question marks filled the screen again!

Who, who else, has ever seen a more crazy and neurotic female star in domestic entertainment than Jiang Wan? !Absolutely not!

【Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck】

[Jiang Wan, you have a way of teasing men]

[This is the first time I’ve ever seen a female star use elementary school English to hook up with a male star on a variety show]

[Sister, please restrain yourself, your stinky smell can hardly be concealed (smile)]

Lu Zheng was stunned by her English. He cut his fingernail while cutting vegetables. Fortunately, he didn't use any force just now, leaving only a white mark.

He slapped the knife on the chopping board and said with suppressed anger, "Can you shut up?"

Jiang Wan curled her lips and looked like she was about to cry, "Why are you bullying me so loudly? I just want to talk to you..."

No matter how much Lu Zheng liked beauties with big breasts and long legs, he had no interest in Jiang Wan now.

Noisy and nervous.

"To shut up!"

He couldn't help but want to use the knife in his hand to cut Jiang Wan into eight pieces!

Lu Zheng's face was gloomy. He raised his hand and pinched the center of his eyebrows. He kept taking deep breaths and silently chanting in his heart, there is a camera here, there is a camera here. Don't lose your temper. Calm down! Calm down!

Jiang Wan sniffed and looked at Lu Zheng with deep confusion and confusion. Seeing that he didn't look at her, she immediately pretended to be greatly wronged, turned around and ran away crying.

【...How to describe this scene】

[When will Jiang Wan get out of this show? I’m tired of scolding]

[I remember that although Jiang Wan did it before, it was not like this]

[Yes, I really suspect she has a mental problem]

Jiang Wan also felt that if she continued to act, she would have mental problems.

She ran very fast, carrying the machine with the photographer, but could not catch up with her. Suddenly, her mind became hot, and she thought, this little green tea is not seeking death, right?

Jiang Wan hid in the woods, took out her cell phone, and called Shao Ding'an.

The bald director only paid attention to her in the morning and forgot to put away her mobile phone.

"Boss, how about the matter I asked you to investigate last night? Is it easy to solve it?"

Shao Ding'an snorted, "You don't believe me. What she did is illegal, and I can solve it with just a few fingers."

"I know, don't rush to expose that, you can help me do these two things first..."

Hearing the footsteps outside, Jiang Wan lowered her voice, quickly finished her instructions, hid her phone and took a good posture.

The photographer worked hard carrying the machine and finally caught up with her. The shot captured was of Jiang Wan looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and feeling sad.

[Silly B, damn it! 】

[What era’s signature move? Jiang Wan, you are born in the 00s, I think you are born in the 1900s]

[Really stupid, really retarded, really stupid]

After the barrage of unbridled sarcasm and insults, Jiang Wan wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of her eyes, puffed up her face, and said angrily, "Did they ask you to ask me to go back for lunch? Huh, I'm not going back!"

The photographer was speechless, "...No one called you, I came here because I have to take pictures of you, otherwise I won't get paid."

The barrage laughed like crazy.

Jiang Wan was not embarrassed at all, but pouted and found a step for herself with a bit of shyness.

"Brother Lu Zheng is still so thin-skinned. I'm embarrassed to ask you to ask me to go to dinner!"

Photographer: ?

Barrage:...Xiu'er?
So, an hour later, when everyone was almost done with the food and about to start, Jiang Wan, who was ignored, walked back by herself.

Everyone habitually ignored her. At this time, they didn't know that the chaos during the next lunch would even exceed last night.

(End of this chapter)