The evil people call me green tea, I make money by selling swords

Chapter 23 Rabbit is so cute
Jiang Wan immediately called him softly, "Brother Lu Zheng!"

The voice he spoke was dry and hoarse, and the barrage was filled with ridicule.

[Could this voice be the legendary...Ginger Duck? 】

[When it comes to tea art, I only serve Wan Bitch]

[At this moment Lu Shen’s heart: Can’t see me, can’t see me]

[Jiang Wan must have had a good time with the director last night, and he just asked her to come back today, so humble]

The camera focused on Lu Zheng. He didn't seem to hear Jiang Wan's shout. He carried two rabbits and walked towards the camp.

Jiang Wan sighed quietly, with a sad face. She looked at Lu Zheng's leaving figure and said sadly, "Is it because my voice is no longer sweet? Brother Lu Zheng doesn't want to talk to me anymore..."

The director's overnight meal last night had already reached his throat.

He swallowed it hard and warned in a low voice, "Lu Zheng, don't even think about it. Their team said that if you keep pestering him like this, he will quit the show."

Jiang Wan said in a neither salty nor bland tone.

It's okay, Lu Zheng is gone and there is still Zhou Xu. When Zhou Xu can't stand it anymore, the recording of the show is almost over.

They are all my sister's wealth-gathering boys.

The director left with the staff, and Jiang Wan followed the photographer, awkwardly scratching the ground with her toes.

Good news: The guests are back, they have work to do, and they can make money again.

Bad news: The guest is still Jiang Wan.

Jiang Wan smiled sweetly at the camera and said, "Let's go~"

The photographer's heart skipped a beat and he quickly picked up the machine and followed Jiang Wan.

On the way, they met Zhou Xu carrying a sea fish and Shen Yan carrying some kelp. The two were talking and laughing, but when they saw Jiang Wan, their smile suddenly disappeared.

"Hi~"

Jiang Wan greeted her warmly, and Zhou Xu turned around and left. Shen Yan looked like a good old man, smiled and nodded at Jiang Wan, and then chased Zhou Xu.

[He is really the god of plague, everyone hides when he sees it]

[There is nothing she can do. She will spread rumors about anyone she sees. Who is not afraid?]

[Did Wan bitch evade taxes? I will report it so that she can be banned as soon as possible]

[Don’t worry, this is Wan Biao’s last show. She has a bad reputation now, and it’s impossible for anyone to invite her again]

……

【Ding!Successfully harvested insult value 48933, which has been converted into 48933 yuan and deposited into the host account, please check it]

New day, new scolding.

Today I also have to make 208 million green tea per day.

Jiang Wan held her little hands behind her back and walked briskly. Although her voice was broken, she was in a good mood. She hummed a little tune along the way and wandered to the camp.

At this point, everyone was busy with lunch, and everyone ignored Jiang Wan in a tacit understanding. The guests lit the fire, cracked the coconuts, and washed the pots. They talked and laughed, and the scene was warm.

[Yes, just record it like this, just ignore her, let me see how she behaves! 】

The next second, Jiang Wan immediately changed her face and began to cry, her tone aggrieved, "Why are you isolating me?"

Crowd: ?
Barrage:?
Why are you ignoring me? Don't you have any ACD numbers in mind?

[This is like a murderer asking the police, why did they arrest me and put me in jail? 】

[Because you are green tea, you are a seducer, you are a rumormonger, you are mean and shameless, are you satisfied? 】

[Hahaha, pertinent, to the point]

Still no one answered her, Sang Yanyan paused while washing the pot, gritted her teeth, and resisted the urge to curse.

Jiang Wan wasn't angry either, she just sat in the corner aggrievedly, looking lonely and pitiful.

Lu Zheng glanced at her coldly, then turned to look at everyone, "Does any of you know how to handle rabbits?" Several female guests frowned, their expressions indescribable.

Female celebrities like them usually market themselves as kind-hearted beauties who love small animals. Who wants to kill rabbits in front of the camera?
No one spoke.

Lu Zheng pursed his lips, and could not hide his disgust in his brows. He had a mysophobia, so being able to lift the rabbit back with gloves was already the limit.

In the silence, Jiang Wan's hoarse voice floated over.

"What to do with the rabbit? How to deal with it?"

After a while, Lu Zheng turned to glance at her and said in a deep voice, "Just kill the rabbit and clean the fur and internal organs."

"what?!"

Jiang Wan exclaimed, because his voice was dry and hoarse. It sounded like an old tire rubbing hard on the ground, which was unpleasant and harsh.

[Sure enough, if there is no accident, there will be an accident]

[What she won’t say is that classic green tea quote! 】

Jiang Wan bit her lip, her pupils were shaking, her expression was shocked, frightened, distressed, exaggerated to the extreme, and then she yelled out that sentence full of accusation——

"Rabbit is so cute! Why do you want to kill rabbit?!"

The barrage exploded again.

[What the hell did I say! ! ! 】

[Ah ah ah ah, I'm crazy, I'm going crazy, I'm going to die, bitch! 】

[Toes: This is another big project]

Everyone was speechless to the extreme. Sang Yanyan's patience had reached its limit and she was about to explode in the next second!
Lu Zheng said coldly, "You can choose not to eat."

He threw the rabbit casually on the beach, "If I can't handle it, and you can't handle it, then we'll have a piece of fish and a few kelp for lunch.

Several female guests pursed their lips, looking helpless and embarrassed. As the only man, Zhou Xu had to bite the bullet even if he had never killed a rabbit before.

"let me try."

The two rabbits wanted to run, but their legs and feet were tied tightly with ropes, so they could only flap around blindly. When they saw someone approaching again, they flapped even more violently.

Jiang Wan burst into tears, "Why are you so cruel? You won't die if you don't eat meat. Why do you want to take away their lives!"

【Come here!Get this holy bitch out of here! 】

【Hard, hard, fist hard】

[If you don’t eat rabbits, why should I eat you, a naughty fox? 】

No one paid attention to her. Jiang Wan covered her heart and murmured, and watched Zhou Xu carrying two rabbits into the forest. After the camera turned away, more than ten minutes later, a speedboat drove to the shore, and two workers The people disembarked from the boat, carrying a basket of prepared rabbits in their hands, and entered the forest.

Oh, it turned out to be a civet cat in exchange for a prince.

Let's just say, how can it be possible for guests to actually kill rabbits? Big stars like them have to have their assistants kneel down to tie their shoelaces, so they won't do such a bloody thing.

After a while, Zhou Xu came out carrying two rabbits that had been cleaned.

【I am really brave!Mom is proud of you woo woo woo]

[Oh my god, Zhou Xu, a hexagonal warrior, has been upgraded to a heptagonal warrior]

【awesome!The baby does the most and the most difficult work in the team, which is really great! 】

Several female guests all praised Zhou Xu symbolically. Zhou Xu blushed and was a little embarrassed, "No, no, it's my first time doing this kind of thing. I'm so clumsy. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long."

A sudden sneer came from the side.

Zhou Xu looked at Jiang Wan, and the moment their eyes met, he secretly cried out!Sure enough, the next second, Jiang Wan held her chin and blinked at him a few times.

"Brother Zhou Xu is so awesome. After entering the forest, two rabbits doubled in size. Even after killing two rabbits, his hands were not dirty at all~"

(End of this chapter)