The evil people call me green tea, I make money by selling swords

Chapter 25 I won’t record this show!

Jiang Wan walked over slowly with her little hands behind her back and a warm smile, like an old man coming back from morning exercise.

She looked at the rabbit meat simmering in the pot and made a speech.

"It's so fragrant!"

Cheng Shuyi couldn't help but look up at her, then quickly lowered her head after reacting.

10 minutes ago, she was still crying and yelling, why should rabbits be killed when rabbits are so cute?

She couldn't understand Jiang Wan's character more and more.

[The true fragrance will be late, but it will not be late, and the same is true for green tea]

[The Holy Mother and Living Bodhisattva in the previous second, the blogger who visited the store in this second]

[It’s so disgusting, I did so many tricks for the rabbit, now I’m saying it’s so delicious (vomiting)]

Except for the barrage, no one paid any attention to Jiang Wan. She walked around in a circle, muttering a few words here and giving a few pointers there. Although everyone was speechless, they did not dare to offend this crazy critic like her.

Finally, Jiang Wan was satisfied and sat down between Cheng Shuyi and Lu Zheng, ready to have lunch.

Crowd: ?
Barrage:?
There wasn't enough room, so Jiang Wan even pushed Cheng Shuyi to the side with her butt.

Cheng Shuyi was in disbelief as if she had seen a ghost in broad daylight. Her eyes were so wide that her contact lenses were about to fall out.

"No, you..."

Jiang Wan smiled apologetically at her, looking cute and innocent, "I'm sorry, Sister Shu Yi, my butt is quite big, please move to the side."

Cheng Shuyi's eyes widened even more!

Do you want to hear what you are saying?

【? ? ? ?jade butt]

[There is such a big empty seat next to you, but it can’t accommodate half a ton of your fat ass? 】

[Wan bitch is still conservative, I thought she would sit on Lu Shen’s lap to eat orz]

[In front of you, you are a late bitch trumpet, aren’t you? Are you sexier than her? 】

Everyone was shocked, speechless, and even had a little bit of fear of crazy criticism.

The next second, as everyone stared in shock, Jiang Wan stretched out her arms and took away the bowls and chopsticks in front of Sang Yanyan.

Sang Yanyan:?

Before Sang Yanyan could speak, Jiang Wan smiled and said, "Oh, we are all sisters and family, don't worry, I won't dislike you, okay~"

Sang Yanyan was as shocked as if she had been struck by lightning.

[Holy shit, I really fucking admire Wan Bitch]

[**Silly B, after you finish Cheng Shuyi and Sang Yanyan, who will be next?The shooting started again, right?]

[I’m so convinced. Is this show called Wilderness Survival or Late Night Bitch Bullying? 】

[Bullshit, let’s see how long you can go crazy]

Jiang Wan kept up her efforts, held the bowl to the edge of the pot, looked at Lu Zheng and said sweetly, "Brother Lu Zheng, help me scoop out more rabbit meat!"

Now it not only smells really good, but also smells great.

It has been lifeless since last night, filled with barrage of rainbow farts from various companies, and now, it is finally alive and crazy again.

Countless insulting words flashed too fast to be seen clearly. The speed of the barrage and the speed of the live broadcast were not on the same channel at all!

Jiang Wan smiled and put the unknown object into Zhou Xu's bowl. "Come on, Zhou Xu, let me eat rabbit eggs for you. Young people should indulge less in sexual activities and replenish their kidneys more." Everyone stood there holding the bowl in a daze. This familiar feeling...

Jiang Wan's skill cooldown has ended, is he going to use his ultimate move again?
"What are you doing standing still? Eat, Shen Yan, where is your foodie persona? Why don't you eat? Is it because the data in the Lacha press release sent out in the morning was not good, so you are so angry that you can't eat it? Oh, don't worry, I'll be there later Give you a thumbs up~"

"Sister Shu Yi, stop frowning all the time. I'll squeeze out your natural nose prosthesis~"

"Oh, look, Sang Yanyan is glaring at me again. She didn't strangle me to death last night, and now she wants to bully me again. I'm so scared..."

In these short 3 minutes, Jiang Wan not only shot everyone again, but her expression suddenly changed in the end. Her face was full of crying, grievance and fear, like a victim, hugging her knees and trembling.

The main theme is to spread the rain and dew equally and make everyone fly.

Everyone was stunned. The guests present were so shocked that they forgot to speak, and the barrage was all petrified and stiff.

At the very least...people shouldn't...do such things...

[Fuck, my typing speed can’t keep up with Wan Bitch’s crazy speed]

[She, doesn’t she want to go back to China?So crazy? 】

[Don’t be arrogant, bitch. When you return to China, I’ll see if your mouth will be torn apart by our fans (smile)]

[Isn’t it just because we are on a deserted island abroad and there are no fans to support us? Naively, some fans flew to Country M yesterday]

[It’s a rare gathering of fans from all over the world to kill the late bitch! 】

The insults got louder and louder, and the sizzling electronic music of the system lags, indicating that this is another huge sum of money.

【Ding!Successfully harvested insult value 1817528, which has been converted into 1817528 yuan and deposited into the host account, please check it]

Jiang Wan smiled even more happily at the camera. The contentment in her eyes was warm and thick. Mixed with the insults, a barrage floated across——

[Damn, Wan bitch isn’t a jerk, right? Her face looks like she’s enjoying being scolded! 】

Sang Yanyan was about to get angry, but she didn't expect Cheng Shuyi next to her to throw the bowl and chopsticks violently, and there was a sharp cracking sound!
She brushed her hair with an expression of indignation and disdain, as if she were a famous actress. She stared at Jiang Wan with an unkind look, as if she wanted to poke holes in her face.

"Jiang Wan, what are you crazy about? You will do anything for the sake of fire. You can spread rumors and slander casually, and you are not afraid of retribution!"

After she finished speaking, she immediately stood up and walked out, with a gloomy look on her face, and shouted coldly at the camera, "The program team just allowed Jiang Wan to spread rumors and disgust other guests. I won't record this show!"

【Holy shit!It’s still me, Cheng Jieyong! 】

[That is, she sells her flesh to the director, so she can do whatever she wants in the show]

【right!It should be boycotted!Originally, Cheng Bao was demoted from being a celebrity by joining this variety show. Why should he be bullied by a bastard like Jiang Wan and still swallow his anger?】

[Lu Shen, please say something, you are not short of money.]

[Yan Bao, let’s go too, the person Wan Biao wants to harm the most is you]

Cheng Shuyi left angrily, and her photographer followed her. Lu Zheng also stood up and walked outside without saying a word.

Seeing this posture, Shen Yan tugged at the corner of Zhou Xu's clothes, trying to get him to recognize him and slip away with her, but Zhou Xu stood up with a sullen face, without saying a word, and then overturned the small table!
Pots, bowls, vegetables and soups were all scattered all over the floor. Zhou Xu pointed at her unceremoniously, his eyebrows twitching in anger, "Do you think all of us are sick cats? You You can bully me as much as you want? Jiang Wan, I have tolerated you for a long time!"

Jiang Wan has mentioned several times that he fucks women. If he doesn't deny it, fans will definitely become suspicious.

Anyway, he has never slept with Jiang Wan. Because their status is so different, he and Jiang Wan have never had any contact. How can she, Jiang Wan, be better than the top paparazzi? Can she catch him messing around?
Funny!

Thinking of this, Zhou Xu felt confident and scolded even louder, "Go back and wait to receive the lawyer's letter! I'll see when you're done!"

Jiang Wan smiled at him.

The smile is particularly bright and warm, and the pear vortices on both sides are deep, like deep sea whirlpools hiding dangers.

Zhou Xu's heart skipped a beat, and he had an ominous premonition.

(End of this chapter)