Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 319 [88] The uncle who has been busy all night has finally gained something! !
"Hey, what are you doing silly Zhu, I really didn't lie to you, I swear, I lied to you as a puppy!!"

After swearing to stop Silly Zhu's fist, the uncle hurriedly explained there with lingering fear; "Silly Zhu, I really saw two people inside, it's definitely not a joke, and I definitely don't want to tease you For play.

Besides, you smell the smell here yourself, how could it be me peeing here, this smell...you have also experienced women, so you don't know it? ? "

After listening to the old man's words, Sha Zhu thought for a while, then walked towards the puddle of urine cursingly: "You better not be kidding me, big man, or I'll never end with you!!"

After cursing and coming to the puddle of urine, Sha Zhu really squatted down directly...

"Hey hey hey hey... What are you doing, silly Zhu, just smell it, don't do anything..." Seeing Sha Zhu squatting down, the uncle hurriedly stopped him.

"Standing too high, it is difficult to obtain evidence!!"

After casually returning a few words to the uncle, Sha Zhu picked up some long hairs from the ground and said: "Master, there are still long hairs here, it seems that you really encountered a bad wind this time, not Lied to me."

"Silly Zhu, you uncle, I have had a lot of conflicts with you during this period, but I will never joke with you about this unscrupulous thing..."

After seriously answering Shazhu a few words, the uncle continued to say to Shazhu: "Sizhu, when everyone came out just now, did you see anyone who was not here, especially Xu Damao, did he come?" ??"

"Men, Xu Damao didn't come, Liu Guangtian didn't come, and Lin Yifan, the trash collector, didn't come. I don't know about the girls..."

After casually replying to the old man's words, he didn't want Xu Damao to be such a fool, so he immediately looked at the old man with a smile and said, "Master, Lou Xiao'e didn't come out just now, why don't we go to their house to find Xu Damao now, and wait a while If Xu Damao is not at home, hey!!"

"Let's go, go find Xu Damao, we can't let this bastard spoil the atmosphere of our courtyard." The uncle didn't like Xu Damao either, so when Silly Zhu said it, he agreed directly.

Seeing that the old man agreed, Sha Zhu immediately led him, holding a flashlight, and swaggered towards the backyard.

After walking to Xu Damao's house in the backyard, Shazhu immediately knocked on the door and shouted: "Xu Damao open the door, Xu Damao open the door..."

Hey... The door of Xu Damao's house was just closed, so Sha Zhu patted it so hard, and it immediately opened it.

"The door is not closed. From the looks of it, Xu Damao must not be at home."

After muttering a few words to the gate of Xu Damao's house, Shazhu didn't dare to go in, so he just continued to knock on the door and shouted: "Lou Xiao'e, come out, my uncle and I have something to ask you about Xu Damao... .”

"Silly Zhu, grandpa, aren't you two a bit too vicious?" Just as Silly Zhu called Lou Xiao'e, Liu Guangtian came out of their house with an angry expression on his face.

Seeing that Liu Guangtian came out, he couldn't beat his silly pillar, so he quickly explained there: "Guangtian, we didn't mess around, we found the evidence, we found the hair in the cellar, and the uncle also confirmed what he saw. The person is Xu Damao."

Hearing that Sha Zhu doubted Xu Damao, Liu Guangtian smiled cheerfully: "Silly Zhu, let me tell you bluntly, this matter is possible for anyone, but Xu Damao is not possible, Xu Damao will drink with me tonight I'm drunk, and I'm still lying inside, if you don't believe me, come in and have a look..."

"You all want to kill me!!"

Silly Zhu has been unjustly accused in the past few days, so he doesn't trust anyone very much: "You think I'm stupid, I won't go in, I will go in, and if I see Lou Xiao'e sleeping later, then I will Wouldn’t it be impossible to wash away even if you jump into the Yellow River?!” “Silly Zhu, you are overthinking, Lou Xiao’e has divorced Xu Damao and left. Xu Damao is the only one in the house now. If you don’t believe me, I will take you in.” Silly replied in a funny tone. After Zhu Zhu said a few words, Liu Guangtian directly pushed open the door of Xu Damao's house and walked inside first.

Maybe the wind was too cold. When Liu Guangtian and the others entered the room, Xu Damao squinted his eyes and sat up from the bed: "Guangtian, why did you turn off the lights? Don't turn off the lights, keep drinking. Your sister Xiao'e is gone. I'm free, no one cares about me anymore, hahaha."

"There's a power outage. I'll see if you've fallen out of bed. I'll drink later. You lie down and sleep for a while. When the call comes, I'll call you. We'll continue drinking when the time comes."

After casually coaxing Xu Damao back to sleep, Liu Guangtian pointed to the things on the table and said to Silly Zhu, "You see, he is single now, you said he has a partner and won't bring it home, go to that dirty cellar ,is it possible??"

"It's really not Xu Damao. I know Xu Damao's drinking capacity. The few bottles on the table are enough for him to be drunk until the day after tomorrow."

After confirming that it wasn't Xu Damao, Silly Zhu followed Liu Guangtian out and asked him, "Guangtian, who else is this if it's not Xu Damao?"

"Silly Zhu, no matter who it is, you can't get to the bottom of it, because if you don't do it right, the other party may be destroyed forever, and then you will be hated to death by the other party's family."

After expressing to Shazhu that this matter should not be pursued further, Liu Guangtian said to the elder who followed him: "Furthermore, the elder said everything alone, whether it really happened or not is still to be discussed. .

Alright, I won't talk nonsense with you guys anymore, I'm going back to sleep, I'm still at work tomorrow, please keep your voice down later, try not to disturb the neighbors! ! "

After speaking, Liu Guangtian turned around and went home, then he closed the door, turned off the lights, and went to sleep.

After watching Liu Guangtian leave, Shazhu immediately looked at the uncle, but he opened his mouth but didn't say a word for a long time, his face was full of complexity and helplessness.

Seeing the disappointed expression on Silly Zhu's face, the uncle hurriedly explained there: "Silly Zhu, I really didn't do this to your uncle..."

"Master, don't explain anymore, I'm tired, I'm going back to sleep, and you should go to someone else if you have something to do in the future." Because I was very disappointed with my uncle, after Sha Zhu interrupted him, he directly Turn around and leave to go back to the middle courtyard.

"Stupid, silly..."

The uncle really wanted to explain, but Shazhu didn't give him a chance. Now Shazhu doesn't even want to hear him finish a sentence.

After watching Silly Zhu leave bitterly, the uncle had no choice but to turn around and go home with a flashlight and tissues.

It's just that when I got home, the uncle looked at the tissue in his hand and was stunned: "Flashlight, tissue, why did I come out just now, shit, my stomach..."

Because it has been forgotten for too long, when the uncle remembered it, he had no time to go to the toilet, because the embankment had burst and the flood was released! !
Pfft~~! !

The uncle who likes to mention Jin Wanliang didn't have the nerve to wake up the aunt, so he hurried into the inner room to change his pants.

(End of this chapter)