Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 320 [89] The matter of the uncle pulling his pants was finally spread! !

"Why is there such a strong smell of sauerkraut, old man, are you farting??"

When the old man changed his pants, the big mother who was sleeping on the bed was stunned by the smell of the old man and had to get up from the bed.

There is nothing to hide from my wife who has been with me for decades.

So the uncle directly handed her the changed trousers and said, "Maybe it's a bad stomach, so I couldn't hold it back and pulled it on the trousers."

"You, you, really."

After being speechless to the uncle for a while, the eldest mother took the pants of the uncle and turned to go out, taking advantage of the fact that no one was going to wash them at night.

But not long after going out, the big mother had a dark face, holding the freshly washed clothes in a basin, and hurried back from the outside.

The old man who had already taken care of his personal hygiene saw that the big mother came back so soon, and immediately asked in puzzlement; "Do you wash clothes so fast? Have you cleaned them for me?"

"Are you bullying Silly Zhu again??" The eldest mother didn't answer the uncle's words, but asked him back with an angry face.

Although I don't know why the eldest mother asked this, but the uncle still nodded and admitted; "I seem to have accidentally tricked Shazhu tonight, what's the matter, is Shazhu blocking you outside??"

"No, Sha Zhu, Sha Zhu, Sha Zhu vented his anger on Grandma Stick after being bullied by you. Hey, I'm ashamed to say it, you go out and listen to it yourself." After expressing that she was ashamed to say it, the big mother hurried Putting down the uncle's clothes, turned around and went to bed, hiding under the covers, so as to isolate the sound from outside.

Houses in the north are well sealed, and it is difficult to hear outside sounds inside the house.

So the old man who couldn't hear the outside voice in the house, after listening to the big mother's words, got up and walked outside; "It's not silly Zhu blocking you, what is that, silly Zhu bullying grandma stick, Did they fight, let me see!!"

In the same situation, the uncle didn't go out for a long time, and immediately came home with a dark face, and then went to bed without saying anything.

There was nothing to say all night, the next morning, after Liu Guangtian got up early to wash up, he went directly to Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru's reconciled noodles last night to make steamed buns.

After making the steamed buns, Liu Guangtian simply soaked a pack of milk powder and ate seven or eight steamed buns. After changing into his work clothes, he went to find Xu Damao with two warm steamed buns.

Xu Damao, who had already woken up at this time, saw Liu Guangtian come to bring him breakfast, and immediately took the steamed buns and ate them, and asked him suspiciously; "Guangtian, did something happen last night?" Is it a big deal??"

Seeing that Xu Damao wanted to know what happened last night, Liu Guangtian said directly there; "The uncle said that he saw a man and a woman having inappropriate behavior there in the cellar, and that man was very similar to you, so He took Shazhu to the cellar to block the exit, and called the big guy from the compound to arrest you.

It turned out that they caught Lonely. Not only did they not catch you, but they didn’t catch anyone. It is said that they only caught a puddle of urine on the ground. Many people wondered if the urine was made by the uncle himself. Come to wrong you.

That's it, they still don't give up. They think you must have run away, so they come directly to your house, hoping to keep you out of the house so that Sister Xiao'e can take care of you.I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I came directly to help you, told you that you were divorced, and proved that you were drunk with me last night. In the end, I drove them away. of. "

After listening to Liu Guangtian's words, Xu Damao immediately became angry; "No, there is something wrong with the uncle, why do you blame me whenever something bad happens, did I dig his ancestral grave, or did I make the old lady unable to have children? Come on, he wants to target me like this??"

"I don't know about that. I only know that the first man in the compound seems to like silly pillars. He has always hated you and me, and you are what he hates the most. The reason is very simple. You and me He doesn't deal with the fool he likes." Facing the angry Xu Damao, Liu Guangtian said with a smile directly there.

"Yes, that bastard is not good to anyone but Sha Zhu, but he is a bit too good, which forced Sha Zhu to marry Grandma Bang."

Speaking of Sha Zhu and Jia Zhang's marriage, Xu Damao suddenly felt that it was a good thing for him to be hated by the uncle; "But then again, those of us who are hated by the uncle seem to be doing well. ??"

"Indeed it is."

After nodding to show that it was indeed the case, Liu Guangtian asked Xu Damao if he wanted to go to work; "By the way, I will go to work later, are you going to work today? Do you want to ask for leave for you? ? "

"I have already received the task of going to the countryside. In the afternoon, I went to the factory to get the equipment and I will go to the countryside to show a movie, so it's okay if I don't go to work this morning. If you want to go to work, go to work. I'm fine. After telling Liu Guangtian that he was going to the countryside to show a movie in the afternoon, Xu Damao smiled and told him to hurry to work.

"Okay, you're fine, then I'll go to work."

After casually replying to Xu Damao, Liu Guangtian got up and left directly, but when he reached the door, he turned back to Xu Damao and said, "Brother Damao, this family is incomplete without a woman, after all, if you find a good woman, hurry up." Bring it back, so brother, I don’t have to worry about you getting drunk and no one will take care of you..."

"Understood, when you meet the right one later, Brother Da Mao, I will bring it back to you right away..."

After replying to Liu Guangtian with a smile and watching him leave, Xu Damao looked at the untidy table and the messy floor, and muttered thoughtfully; "Guangtian is right, I don’t have a wife by my side. It’s really not good, it seems that I have to hurry up and find someone, it’s best to find someone who can give birth and work, beautiful or not is not a secondary issue.”

He didn't know what Xu Damao was muttering after he left.

After Liu Guangtian walked out of the gate of the courtyard, he looked at Qin Huairu, who had gone out with him, and said with a smile, "Last night was really lively. The uncle took the silly pillar to catch Xu Damao, but Xu Damao was drunk Fell asleep at home."

"It's not a good thing you bastard did."

After glaring at Liu Guangtian angrily, Qin Huairu followed Liu Guangtian towards the factory and said in a low voice; "By the way, Guangtian, did you scare the old man last night? I have a pair of pants, and my mother is always cursing when she washes the pants in the morning."

"When I saw the uncle last night, he was holding a tissue and a flashlight. If I guessed correctly, he was going to go to the toilet last night, but he ran to the cellar when he heard the sound I went, and then it was like that, and finally it was like that." Hearing that the uncle pulled his pants, Liu Guangtian was stunned for a moment, and then he expressed his guess right there.

(End of this chapter)