Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 318 [87] So, silly Zhu was tricked by the uncle again? ?
"This roast chicken is delicious, and this roast duck is also good. Each roast duck leg is one, and the roast chicken legs are all for you. I love chicken wings."

"Yeah, it's delicious. When I get paid, I'll buy a roast duck and try it. It's delicious."

"I really envy you who have a job. Not only do I not have a job, but I still have to rely on our family for food and lodging. It would be great if I could have a job."

"Come on, you, you envy me for having a job, and I envy you for not having to work at home every day. If you don't work, you won't understand how tiring it is to go to work. If you go to work, you may not envy me."

Regarding the chat between Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang outside, Liu Guangtian didn't say anything.

After taking a shower in the bathroom and putting on clean clothes, he went straight to bed and read a newspaper there.

After Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru in the other room finished eating the roast chicken and duck, they took the bowls to the bathroom to clean, and said to Liu Guangtian with a smile; "Guangtian, this roast duck is so delicious, next time you send it When the salary is 60 yuan, you can take us to Quanjude for a meal, okay?"

"How long has this month's salary been paid? Are you thinking about next month's salary?"

After being speechless to the two for a while, Liu Guangtian pointed at their mouths and said, "It's not impossible to take you to Quanjude, but remember to wash your mouths before you go to bed. How old are you? Eat a roast." Roast duck and chicken can still make your mouth full of oil."

"Understood, we know you are the best." After a few words back to Liu Guangtian with a smile, Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru went directly to the bathroom to fetch water and wash up happily.

...............

I slept until twelve o'clock sharp, that is, in the early morning.

Suddenly remembering Liu Guangtian, whom he still had an appointment with tonight, he quickly got up from the bed, took a tissue and a flashlight, and then ran outside in a hurry, pretending to be upset.

After coming out of the house, Liu Guangtian immediately went to the agreed cellar while carefully checking if there was anyone around.

"I'm here, come here, hurry up!!"

As soon as he entered the cellar, Liu Guangtian's flashlight was turned off, and then he was taken to a corner.

The dog eclipsed the moon, the comet hit the earth, and the heart-piercing cry brought about by the war.

"It's so cold, it's a pain to go to the toilet in this damn weather!"

"Uh, what's that sound, uh... Whose kid doesn't know how to love his wife so much, so he's not afraid of being broken?"

At this time, the uncle came out of the house holding a flashlight, rubbing his hands, and then he heard some terrible sounds unexpectedly.

Hearing this strange voice, the uncle didn't intend to find out who it was from.

"Hey, that's not right, why does this sound seem to come from the cellar?"

But just when he was about to ignore it and go to the bathroom, he was surprised to find that the source of the sound turned out to be the cellar.

"In the cellar, this... is too exciting, who is this? Could it be some style problem?"

After discovering that the source of the sound was the cellar, the uncle immediately endured the stomachache, turned off the flashlight, and walked towards the cellar as if he was home.

There is no light in the cellar at this time, but it can be clearly seen that there are two figures constantly interlacing inside, and the picture is particularly shocking and moving.

"This this……."

After watching in stunned silence for half an hour, the old man quickly covered his bleeding nose and hurriedly and subconsciously ran to find Silly Zhu. "Silly Zhu, Silly Zhu, get up quickly, something big has happened, something big has happened!!"

Hearing the old man's shout, Sha Zhu also subconsciously forgot the grievances between the two, and ran out wearing underpants: "What's wrong with the old man, what happened, is it the big mother or the old lady??"

"It's not your aunt, nor the old lady, it's someone in the cellar who has a bad manner!!"

After hastily explaining a few words, the old man took Shazhu to the cellar: "Don't ask so many questions, just now I saw that the man was quite strong, I was afraid that I couldn't beat him, so I didn't directly shout Man, hurry up with me now..."

"The cellar? Bad style?"

Hearing the old man's words, Sha Zhu was stunned for a moment, then looked down, and he was directly angry: "Yi Zhonghai, you bastard, I don't care about you anymore, you still want to frame me?"

"What are you talking nonsense, silly Zhu, I am your uncle, how could I frame you, stop talking, hurry up and follow me, otherwise people will run away..." After a few words back to silly Zhu angrily , the uncle dragged him to go to the cellar again.

Faced with the uncle's repeated remarks, Sha Zhu immediately became angry.

After Shazhu shook off the uncle's hand, he shouted angrily to him: "Yi Zhonghai, are you stupid or do you think I'm stupid? I went to the cellar just like I am now, and if there is a woman in it Yes, you said I am not dead??"

"Um, I'll go, why did you come out without putting on your clothes, hurry up and put on your clothes, I didn't mean to harm you, there really are in the cellar, I saw it just now...it didn't stop for half an hour! !” Surprised by the stupid Zhu who was not wearing any clothes, the uncle hurriedly explained to him there.

"Really, then...it must be that bastard Xu Damao, but I don't know who the girl is, wait for me, sir, I'll put on some clothes." After confirming that the elder master wasn't trying to harm himself, Sha Zhu immediately turned around Go back home and get dressed.

After getting dressed, Sha Zhu and the uncle immediately went to block the cellar with flashlights, and at the same time shouted loudly to the neighbors: "Everyone, come out quickly, someone here has a problem with style!!"

People in this era don't have much entertainment, so everyone is more interested and likes to join in the fun.

For this reason, when Sha Zhu and the old man called out, the lights in the courtyard flickered immediately, and not long after that, all the big guys in the courtyard put on their coats and ran out to join in the fun.

"Where, where??"

"In the cellar, I watched it for half an hour just now!!"

"Really, isn't it said that 3 minutes is the longest time? How can anyone take half an hour??"

During the messy discussions, the neighbors in the courtyard walked into the cellar like bee chrysalis, and then the big guy got angry.

"Grandpa, silly Zhu, you guys are going to play with us together, right?"

The reason why the big guys are angry is that there is no one in it except for winter vegetables and sauerkraut... .

Facing the anger of the crowd, the uncle quickly explained: "I really didn't lie to you, I don't believe you come here to smell the smell, and you look here, there is such a big puddle of urine here!!"

Faced with the uncle's explanation, the neighbors just turned around and left cursing, not a single bird said: "Master, we are not idiots, we were fooled into being fools by you!!

Who doesn't know that it's your urine, and we need to go and smell it, I'm afraid you've lost your mind and gone crazy! ! "

And Sha Zhu, who originally planned to take the opportunity to bully Xu Damao, immediately became angry after hearing everyone's words: "Yi Zhonghai, you treat me like a fool, I will fight with you!!"

(End of this chapter)