Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2386 Ding Ermiao’s first love (77)

When the compass is moved up, the pointer can't see any abnormal shaking.

Ding Ermiao nodded and said: "This is sent by Cai Shenpo herself, not by the cat demon. My compass is very sensitive. If it is sent by the cat demon, it will detect the evil spirit."

If it was sent by the cat demon and Ding Ermiao didn't notice it, it means that the cat demon's cultivation level is very powerful.Ding Ermiao was testing this way because he was also speculating on the cat demon's behavior.

Brother Nong didn't understand this and nodded along.

Ding Ermiao took out the letter, unfolded it, and read: "Hello, Taoist Master Ding, we have no grievances, and we have not done anything bad. I hope you will not make things difficult for us. When we meet the Maoshan disciples in the future, we will respect them and not dare to conflict. Farmer It is a neighborhood dispute, and we will restrain ourselves in the future, resolve the estrangement, and be a good neighbor. So, please go back, Daoist Ding, we know that we are wrong, and we will respect you Maoshan disciples and Qi Yunguan from now on..."

The wording in the letter is very modest. Although it is not elegant, it is relatively sincere.But there is no signature and no name of the writer.Probably Cai Shenpo felt that there was no need to sign the name, so she simply lost her reputation.

Ding Ermiao glanced at it, sneered, threw the letter aside, and said with a sneer, "So you want to send me away? Wasn't the night before yesterday very capable?"

Brother Nong also read the letter, discussed it with his wife, and then came to Ding Ermiao to discuss: "Taoist Master Ding, since Goddess Cai knows that she is afraid, why not just leave it like this..."

"Stop it!" Ding Ermiao glared and asked: "What, are you afraid that I will make your family poor? I tell you, if I can't say it, you must ask me to come! Now, it is easy for you to ask God to send God away, but it is difficult to send him away. No, I won’t leave! That cat demon wants to reconcile with me, there’s no way! Unless it kneels in front of me and begs for mercy, I won’t let it go!”

"No, no, no, a few meals... we can still afford it, no problem." The farmer and his wife were so frightened that they endured the next words and nodded respectfully.

Ding Ermiao snorted, finished washing, broke off a stool, and sat in the middle of the alley between the two houses.

Because those who come to Lady Cai’s house to offer incense come from the alley.On the west side of the alley is Cai Shenpo's home, with a small door opened in the courtyard wall.Ding Ermiao is now guarding this small door, waiting for Goddess Cai to open the door to receive pilgrims.

Cai Shenpo's place is indeed prosperous.

At this time, the sun has not yet risen, but there are already several pilgrims from far away waiting in the alley and in front of the courtyard of Cai Shenpo's house.Although everyone came early, they did not dare to knock on the door for fear that the immortal would be unhappy.So, all waiting here.

When everyone saw Ding Ermiao's weird dress, they couldn't help but take a second look.Carrying an umbrella on this sunny day, you don't look like a normal person.

"What are you looking at? I am a disciple of Maoshan, and I come here to subjugate demons and catch ghosts!" Ding Ermiao rolled his eyes.

An old lady pilgrim came over and said, "Young man, what are you talking about? There are great immortals here, how can there be ghosts?"

"Is the great immortal you are talking about the great immortal from Cai Shen's mother-in-law's family?" Ding Ermiao asked.

"Of course it is. Is there a second great immortal here?" the old woman said.

"Hehe... Let me tell everyone, the great immortal of Goddess Cai's family is a monster! I came here today to deal with this monster! You are too stupid to burn incense and kowtow to monsters. After death, Lord Yama will not accept you. Ding Ermiao didn't care about the public's anger, and said nonsense, "Do you know what the consequences will be if the king of hell doesn't accept it? At that time, your souls will be floating outside, with nothing to eat and nothing to wear, hungry and cold, okay?" Poor..."

The old woman was trembling with anger, pointing at Ding Ermiao: "You are a young child, why do you talk nonsense? You said that the Great Immortal is a monster, and the Great Immortal will not spare you!"

"It was originally a monster. Of course I said it was a monster. Monster, monster, monster! I just said, let the monster eat me if he has the ability." Ding Ermiao shrugged and said indifferently.

Everyone changed their colors and did not dare to continue.

The old woman wanted to teach Ding Ermiao a lesson, but was dragged away by the pilgrims who came with her.

Ding Ermiao laughed, stood up, chased the pilgrims, crowded in front of the Cai family's courtyard, pointed to the Cai family's backyard, and said, "Do you know what kind of monster that great immortal is?"

Everyone regarded Ding Ermiao as a lunatic, turned their backs one by one, and turned a deaf ear to Ding Ermiao's words.

Ding Ermiao had no choice but to sing a one-man show, talking to himself, and said: "I tell you, this great immortal is a wild cat spirit! Don't believe it, look at this village, you can't find a mouse? Why can't you find a mouse? Because mice are afraid of cats!”

Everyone still didn't talk to each other, but the faces of a few pilgrims showed obvious expressions of surprise.

During this period, seven or eight more pilgrims came one after another, and gathered around to watch Ding Ermiao talk nonsense.

"Hehe, I know you don't believe me!" Ding Ermiao sneered, walked a few steps, and suddenly said: "But do you know who I am? Let me tell you, I am Ding Ermiao, the disciple of Sanpong Taoist Priest of Qiyunguan , I am a disciple of Maoshan! Taoist Master Sanpong, my master, Taoist Master Sanpong, some of you must know about it, right!?"

Ding Ermiao was not well-known enough, so he had no choice but to bring up his master's name.

Sure enough, the old woman just now was stunned and asked: "Are you the disciple of Sanpong Taoist Priest? I know your master, he is a good man!"

There were also whispers in the crowd. Some were asking who the three poor Taoist priests were, and some were telling the story of the three poor Taoist priests.Of course, these people may not all know Taoist Sanpian, but many people have heard of his name.Sanpian Taoist Priest has dedicated more than ten years in the mountains and has traveled all over the country.

Ding Ermiao smiled proudly and said: "The old lady is right. But think about it, my master is a good person, can I be a bad person? I said that this great immortal is a wild cat spirit, it is true! I did not lie to you, Maoshan disciples Don’t tell lies!”

"Yes, your master is a good person, so you should be a good person too." The old woman was confused, with a look of doubt on her face.

There was a lot of chattering and noise outside, but there was no movement at all in the yard of Goddess Cai’s house.

Ding Ermiao pointed to the courtyard door of Cai Shen's house and said, "Well, the cat demon now knows that I am outside, so it is too scared to open the door! If it dares to open the door, I will let it show its true form!"

When everyone heard it, they felt that it made sense, but they were even more confused, not knowing who to believe.

The old woman thought for a moment and said, "Little Taoist, are you mistaken? The great immortal from Cai Shen's family has never done anything bad. Even if he is a cat spirit, you don't have to deal with him, right?"

The other people all agreed and nodded: "Yes, yes, this great immortal is very effective and has done many good things. Little Taoist, please be merciful to others."

(End of this chapter)