Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2387 Ding Ermiao’s first love (78)

This dead goblin seems to be quite popular in the surrounding area!
Ding Ermiao thought for a while and asked, "Tell me what good deeds this great immortal has done."

The old woman suddenly became energetic, dancing and spitting, and listed a lot of stories about the manifestations of great immortals.

But Ding Ermiao listened to it for a long time, but it was all trivial matters.Such as drinking talisman water when sick, such as begging for a child, such as choosing a date for a wedding... In short, there is nothing earth-shattering.From this, Ding Ermiao can also analyze the Taoism of the cat demon.

After the old woman finished speaking, the others continued, saying that they were all saying good things for the cat demon.These pilgrims all came to pay homage to the Immortal. With a sincere attitude, they naturally wanted to speak for the Immortal.

Ding Ermiao nodded and asked: "So, if you burn incense here, how much does it cost for one stick of incense?"

"Twenty yuan a stick of incense!" said the old woman.

"Fuck, steal money!" Ding Ermiao was taken aback.

Most of the rules in the countryside are like this. To burn incense, you have to pay for the incense.Because when people come, they don’t bring incense sticks from home.Go here and buy incense sticks from here to offer to the great immortal.Therefore, the originally cheap sanitary incense can be sold here at a price several times higher than the original price.If something needs to be broken, additional money needs to be added - this is the way the country goddess makes money.

But Qiyunguan is different. Everyone can give money at will, or even not at all.This is the loyalty of Sanpian Taoist Priest. Of course, it is also the essential difference between Maoshan disciples and the goddess.

Cai Shenpo charges 20, which is really too high.Three incense sticks sell for [-] yuan, which is a huge profit. Even the king of the mountain has never made such money.

"Is 20 yuan expensive? It's not expensive." Everyone said.

For pilgrims, 20 yuan for peace of mind is indeed not expensive.But what Ding Ermiao counts is not a pilgrim, but Cai Shenpo's overall income!One person is not many, but twenty or thirty pilgrims every day is a lot.Accumulated throughout the year, it is easy to make a fortune.

"Okay, okay, if you don't say much, it won't be much." Ding Ermiao knew that these villagers were stubborn and didn't bother to argue anymore. He said, "Anyway, I'm here to catch monsters. Anyway, as soon as Cai Shenpo opens the door, I just caught that cat demon. Don’t talk about 20 yuan a stick of incense, even if it’s 2 yuan a stick of incense, don’t think it will work. Haha..."

The pilgrims looked at each other and watched the changes while waiting for Cai Shenpo to open the door.

But Grandma Cai never opened the door, and there was no movement at all.

In a blink of an eye, it was eight o'clock in the morning, and the sun was rising high.

Finally, a pilgrim couldn't help it any longer, knocked on the door gently, and asked, "Sister Cai, can I burn incense today?"

Ding Ermiao sneered and looked sideways.

After a long while, the voice of Goddess Cai finally came from the courtyard, saying: "The Immortal is not here today, so no incense will be burned. Everyone, please come back in a few days."

"How many days will it take?" The pilgrims suddenly looked disappointed.

Ding Ermiao laughed loudly and shouted: "Why, did that wild cat spirit have his tail broken and go to the veterinarian to reattach it? Let me tell you, you can hide from the first grade of junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth grade! That beast has to get out of Qiyun Mountain , Otherwise, there is no way to open the door for business!”

Ding Ermiao was probably the first person to dare to speak like this in front of the Immortal Gate.

The pilgrims who were watching were all surprised and stopped watching the excitement. They turned around one by one and went home.

Ding Ermiao sneered and stood outside the courtyard gate and said: "If I had known this, why bother? If this beast hadn't gone to Qiyunguan to tease me, I wouldn't have bothered to come here to deal with it! It doesn't dare to see me now. I'll see if it can hide. lifetime!"

Mother Cai had been monitoring the movements outside in the yard. When she knew that the pilgrims had gone away, she whispered through the crack in the door: "Taoist Master Ding, we know we were wrong. Please show your respect."

"Now that you know you are wrong, you want me to show my respect. The pilgrims were all here just now. Why didn't you say anything?" Ding Ermiao snorted and said, "In front of everyone, you are afraid of losing face, right? Okay, you are afraid. It’s shameful, I just want to make you lose face! If you want me to let it go, you must apologize to me in front of fifty pilgrims and make the cat demon bow to me!"

Mother Cai begged in the yard: "Taoist Master Ding, aren't you driving us to a dead end? Please, please let us go."

"I just want to drive you to a dead end, you have the ability to bite me!" Ding Ermiao laughed loudly and said: "If you want to settle this matter, only you and the cat demon will do it in front of more than fifty pilgrims. Only if you apologize and admit your mistake will I leave! Otherwise, it won’t be over!”

The night before yesterday, Ding Ermiao was very angry at the goblin's provocation, so at this time, her heart was as stone as stone and she refused to give in.

How could Qi Yun feel embarrassed if a cat demon was allowed to run rampant in Qi Yun Mountain?
There was silence at the courtyard gate for a while, and then Lady Cai sighed: "Okay, Master Ding, we listen to you. Tomorrow morning, when the pilgrims come to offer incense, we will apologize to you."

"Okay, I hope you don't play any tricks. I'll wait for you all day!" Ding Ermiao snorted and turned around.

Brother Nong and Sister Nong had been watching from under their own roof. When they saw Ding Ermiao coming back, they hurriedly inquired about the situation.

"Don't worry, that goddess is scared out of her wits." Ding Ermiao waved his hand and said, "The goddess said that tomorrow morning, in front of a room full of pilgrims in her house, she and the cat demon will apologize to us. Just wait and see how I deal with that cat demon tomorrow!"

"Daozhang Ding is really good at this. Thank you so much." The farmer and his wife were overjoyed and praised Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao was also feeling proud and settled down at Brother Nong's house, waiting for the cat demon's apology and confession tomorrow.

That day, Ding Ermiao had a very leisurely time, strolling around the village, sightseeing in the mountains and rivers, and passing by Cai Shenpo's house from time to time, looking very proud.

But Ding Ermiao didn't know that Cai Shenpo and the cat demon were hatching a plan.The apology the next day was actually a Hongmen Banquet!

Silent all night.

Early the next morning, Ding Ermiao got up and did not shy away. He punched and performed sword skills in front of Brother Nong's house.

At this time, pilgrims were coming from all directions to Cai Shenpo's house.

Seeing Ding Ermiao dancing with his sword, everyone craned their necks to watch and admired.

Ding Ermiao acted as if there was no one around, and the dancing tigers and tigers in his hands made a clanging sound.

Ding Ermiao practiced this swordsmanship for the cat demon and Cai Shenpo. He meant to tell them that I have a killer weapon in my hand. Don't play tricks on me, or I won't be polite!

With the powerful evil spirit of killing thousands of people, the cat demon can definitely feel it!

After completing the sword skills along the way, Ding Ermiao stopped and returned to Brother Nong's house. He took his things with him, invited Brother Nong and Sister Nong to join them, and strode towards the courtyard of the Cai family.

(End of this chapter)