Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2385 Ding Ermiao’s first love (76)

Ding Ermiao was also hungry at this time, nodded and went into the house to eat.

But before Ding Ermiao entered the house, he did not forget to look around.Brother Nong's house is located in the middle of the village. The house on the east side is ordinary, but the house on the west side has a faint fragrance.That kind of fragrance is the result of years of incense, and it is the same as the smell in Qiyun Temple.

Needless to say, this house to the west is the home of the goddess.Brother Nong's house is separated from Cai Shenpo's house by an alley.

Brother Nong was toasting, and Sister Nong was waiting on him.

Ding Ermiao was half full before she said, "Shenpo Cai lives in the house to the west, right? Where is the place where she burns incense?"

"In the east wing of her backyard." Sister-in-law said.

Ding Ermiao nodded and continued to eat with his head down.

An hour later, Ding Ermiao was full of wine and food, and wandered out carrying an umbrella and a shoulder bag.

Brother Nong is not afraid of things, he pretends to be a tiger, and follows Ding Ermiao's side with a high air.It seems to be announcing to Goddess Cai, don't be frightened, I'm asking an expert to deal with you!
Ding Ermiao walked around in front of the village, along the front door, then turned back, walked through the alley between Cai Shenpo's and Nong Da Ge's house, and looked around from behind the house.

After walking around in a circle, Ding Ermiao sneered and said, "I thought he was some great immortal, but he turned out to be such a beast!"

Brother Nong knew that Ding Ermiao had discovered something and asked hurriedly: "Daoist Ding, what kind of beast are you talking about?"

Ding Ermiao grinned, pointed at Cai Shen's house, and asked, "Brother Nong, are there any particularly abnormal phenomena in your village?"

Brother Nong frowned and thought for a long time, then shook his head and said: "No, there is nothing particularly abnormal..."

"Really?" Ding Ermiao asked again.

"No... Anyway, I can't think of anything unusual."

"Okay, let me ask you, are there any rats in your village?" Ding Ermiao had no choice but to give some tips.

"Oh, yes, yes, how could I have forgotten this!" Brother Nong woke up from a dream, slapped his forehead and said: "That's right, there are no mice in our village. I don't know when it started. There haven't been any since. Rat! Even the teenage children in the village don’t know what a rat looks like!”

Ding Ermiao sneered: "There are no rats in the countryside. Is this normal?"

"Abnormal!" Brother Nong nodded repeatedly and asked in a low voice: "Dao Zhang Ding, is the beast you are talking about..."

"Yes, it's a cat demon!" Ding Ermiao pointed to the yard of Cai Shen's mother-in-law's house and shouted deliberately loudly, "This family has a cat demon enshrined in their home! This dead cat fell into my hands. , you must peel off the skin, remove the bones, and mince it into minced meat!”

After turning around just now, Ding Ermiao found that no one had a rat hole under the corner of their house.Based on the analysis of Yaofeng last night, Ding Ermiao already knew what was causing trouble.

Brother Nong had an idea and looked at the yard of Cai Shen's house and whispered: "Cats... can also become spirits?"

"It doesn't matter if it becomes a sperm or not, if I catch it, it will be able to withstand it!" Ding Ermiao said loudly.

At this time, the backyard door of Cai Shenpo's house opened, and a tall woman in her 50s looked at Ding Ermiao and Brother Nong sternly.

The distance between the two sides is only ten feet away.

Brother Nong poked Ding Ermiao and said in a low voice: "This is Goddess Cai..."

"Who cares about the goddess! If you dare to despise my Maoshan disciples, you are seeking death!" Ding Ermiao spoke louder and said:
"Wait until I catch that dead cat, let's see what other tricks the goddess has! She raises a dead cat to defraud people of money. After she dies, the Lord of Hell will also take care of her! Wait until I write a letter to the Lord of Hell, then , I’ll punish her to be a cat in the next life! Huh, how many morals can a wild cat have? If you have the morals, just come out and deal with me!"

The more Ding Ermiao spoke, the more energetic and vicious he became, completely ignoring the goddess Cai opposite him.

Grandma Cai was able to keep her composure. She looked gloomily without saying a word, glanced at Ding Ermiao a few times, and then closed the courtyard door.

Brother Nong beamed with joy, and said, "Daoist Master Ding is really powerful, that sorcerer is afraid of you, and dare not fart."

"I can't do it even if I'm afraid! That wild cat came up to provoke me last night, and I can't spare him!" Ding Ermiao continued to call the formation, saying: "Brother Nong, ask Sister Nong to prepare oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, green onion, peanuts and ginger, and wait until I catch him Wild cats, let’s eat cat meat hot pot!”

Brother Nong was startled and waved his hand: "No, no, no... I don't dare to eat cat meat."

I'll join in. How about you cooperate?Ding Ermiao was immediately discouraged, glared at Brother Nong, and turned around to go back to Brother Nong's house.

In fact, Ding Ermiao doesn't eat cat meat, but he said this to arouse the cat demon's temper and make it take the initiative so that he can take care of it.Otherwise, if Cai Shenpo and the cat demon stay behind closed doors, Ding Ermiao can't break into private houses to deal with the cat demon, right?

Brother Nong is a real person. He returned to the house and said to Sister Nong: "Taoist Master Ding wants you to prepare condiments. He wants to eat cat meat hot pot..."

"Ah? How do you eat that food?" Sister-in-law asked with disgust.

"I said you can eat it if you can, just prepare it!" Ding Ermiao said angrily.

Walls have ears, and the cat demon is next door. If Ding Ermiao tells the truth, the cat demon may notice it.Therefore, Ding Ermiao told the lie to the end and insisted on eating cat meat hot pot.

The farmer's wife had no choice but to prepare hot pot condiments and got some ginger, onions and garlic for later use.

It was getting dark, and Ding Ermiao continued to stroll outside the door, looking only at the door of Cai Shen's mother-in-law's house.

Grandma Cai avoided fighting and closed the door. There was no movement at all.

Sister-in-law Nong was a little anxious and asked, "Taoist Ding, this Goddess Cai never comes out, what should we do?"

"It's okay, I can wait. Won't she open the door tomorrow to receive pilgrims? We'll talk about it then." Ding Ermiao said.

"Then...can we take the initiative and teach her a lesson?" Sister Nong asked again.

Ding Ermiao shook his head and said: "I've been scolding her for a long time, but Cai Shenpo didn't fart, so how can I take the initiative? Do you want me to break in and beat Cai Shenpo? I'm sorry, this kind of pulling hair and tearing clothes I can’t handle the way a spitting woman fights.”

The farmer's sister-in-law was speechless.

That night, Ding Ermiao stayed at Brother Nong's house.But Ding Ermiao didn't sleep much, worried that the cat demon would make a sneak attack.

But as the night passed, there was no movement at all.

Brother Nong opened the door, and when he walked to the door, he shouted: "There is a letter in the crack of the door..."

"Show it to me." Ding Ermiao also got up and walked over.

Brother Nong was worried that there was something wrong with the letter, so he didn't dare to move it. He pointed at the crack in the door and asked Ding Ermiao to take it by himself.

Ding Ermiao held an umbrella and used the compass on the hilt of the sword to lean towards the letter to test whether there was any evil spirit on the letter.

(End of this chapter)