A leisurely life reborn in the fiery age

Chapter 35
Amidst the scolding by Shazhu, Li Yuan listened to Xu Damao's eloquent and gloating statement, he comforted He Yushui a few words, looked in the direction of Jia's house, and said with a smile: "Does it sound like you're angry?" But if you can’t stand it, if you want it yourself, can you control it? Comrade He Yuzhu really doesn’t want to give it, who can take it away? So, I advise you to keep your hands off your own business.”

Perhaps Jia's family heard these words, and after a while, Bang Geng came out, his belly rounded after eating.

He looked at Li Yuan and called out "Uncle Yuanzi" when he looked at Li Yuan.

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Bang, why didn't you catch the mouse and cut the mouse's tail?"

Now the campaign to eradicate the four pests has begun, and the main force starts with the students.

Once the students start, they will naturally be able to mobilize the adults to actively take action...

Then there are streets, courtyards, factories, etc., all of which have to start vigorously, which involves the issue of evaluating excellent and advanced.

It's also good luck, there are so many people playing with mice, and there is no large-scale plague...

In a few days, the people who walk around the streets to collect rat tails should come.

After all, ordinary people and children from poor families can catch mice and cut their tails. How can children in large courtyards, children from rich families, children of intellectuals, and families of important units do such unhygienic and unsafe things? Can only pay for...

They can also afford money, a string of [-] cents, which is considered a sky-high price in the era when the average monthly living allowance was five yuan per capita.

The fruit candy in the supply and marketing cooperative costs a penny a piece, and the one hundred small firecrackers that are popular with boys are only two strings of mouse tails.

That's why Li Yuan was surprised that the stick didn't catch the mouse.

Stick stem said depressedly: "My mother doesn't tell me to play with fire, and my father doesn't give me money to buy small whips. Some of my classmates used small whips to blow up nests, and caught a nest at once." The tone was yearning for envy and resentment.

At this time, Jia Dongxu left the house with a piece of yellow straw in his hand, he only nodded with Li Yuan, without speaking, he walked out of the courtyard in a hurry.

Today's hens are too fat and oily.

They usually seldom eat oily and fishy food, and they eat it so violently that their stomachs can't stand it for a while, and they have a stomachache.

But even so, it's worth it, it's delicious!
Staring at Jia Dongxu's back thoughtfully for a while, Li Yuan turned his head and said to the stick: "There are no firecrackers...then just wait a bit."

As he spoke, he went back to his room and rummaged through the closet for a while, then took a bunch of firecrackers, and another one that was one size bigger, with very long twisters.

Called the stick in, when the stick saw the thing in Li Yuan's hand, his eyes almost popped out, and he swallowed ferociously.

Li Yuan took another box of matches and said: "I forgot to bring it back home during the Chinese New Year. I just gave it to you to play with. This small whip can blow up mice, and the big one is called a door opener. Don't plug the mouse hole, or it will become a cannonball." It’s easy to hurt people. You throw it somewhere else, throw it into a bigger pothole and run away, understand?”

Bang Geng nodded desperately, looking at Li Yuan as if he was looking at his own father.

Silly Zhu was quite happy to see him on the sidelines, and felt that after such a relief, Sister Qin would definitely not blame him for not taking advantage of BangGeng just now, so she smiled and said: "BangGeng, it's fun to play. You are not allowed to throw it in the toilet, remember?"

This guy actually likes sticks very much, he can enter and flip through the house casually...

Xu Damao played tricks: "Bang, did you hear what your stupid father said? Your stupid father is closer to you than your real father, you must remember his words, your stupid father loves you."

Liu Guangqi also joined in the fun and said with a smile: "Yes, your stupid dad loves you, and I don't want you to blow up the toilet, blow up shit all over, and have to let your mother wash it, how tiring. Hahaha!"

"You farts!"

After the stick finished cursing, he left angrily with firecrackers.

Qin Huairu came out from inside, glared at Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi and said, "You two adults bully a child, how shameless are you?"

She ate the least, just dipped in some soup, but nothing happened.

What else did Xu Damao want to say, Sha Zhu had turned into a God of War and walked out with a rolling pin, cursing: "Sun thief, you are talking nonsense again today, man, do you want you to go into the toilet and take a shower?"

Seeing this, Li Yuan felt ashamed, look at the bad luck of this dog day!
The key is that if he really wants to make broken shoes, it's fine, but he just likes it without complaint and regrets, and he is willing to give...

Li Yuan smiled at Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi and said, "Okay, I guess my brother and the others will be here soon, let's go, let's go to the alley to meet them."

Silly Zhu hurriedly echoed: "That's right! Just open your mouth and wait to eat? Get out, get out, work hard!"

Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi cursed in low voices, but followed Li Yuan out the door.

Qin Huairu stood at the door until a certain figure disappeared before turning around, and saw an ugly face that was dark and old, apparently in her twenties, but looked like a three-forty-one face, and her mood suddenly changed. , but she is used to being a human being, not to mention just snatching someone else's hen, she nodded with a smile, turned around and entered the house.

Hey!
For Sha Zhu, with this smile, everything is worth it! !
What kind of hen, what kind of rush (suffering) sudden (beating), it's nothing to worry about!
Humming a little tune and continuing to work...

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Nowadays, most of the courtyard houses do not have toilets, and there are only a few courtyard houses that can be connected to the sewer when the capital is sorting out the underground pipes in [-] or [-].

Most of the courtyards and large courtyards are public toilets, usually located at the entrance of the roadway, which is convenient for excrement trucks and excrement workers to clean.

So there is a passage behind the public toilet, and a small hole is left on the cement roof above the septic tank.

In the past, there were naughty children throwing stones into it, but because there are stinky feces spots around the opening, there are not many naughty ones here, it is too dirty and smelly.

But after Banggen came out of the courtyard, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

On weekdays, Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiekuang, and Liu Guangfu always bullied him, laughing at Sha Zhu for liking his mother.

A dog like Shazhu deserves to like his mother?
Today Xu Damao, Liu Guangqi and the others were talking nonsense again, and asked him to listen to Shazhu.

These people are so bad, they even say that Shazhu is his silly father, they are all farting!

What is a silly Zhu, how can he be his father?

His father is Jia Dongxu, even if his father is not Jia Dongxu, he should be...someone like Li Yuan!

Hmph, he wouldn't listen to Sha Zhu's words.

Silly Zhu didn't let him blow up the toilet, but he would blow it up, so silly Zhu is a fart! !
He took out the matchbox in his pocket, looked at the string of small whips in his hand, and there was a big one.

Originally, he was reluctant to use the big door opener, but he had to listen to what Li Yuan said, he couldn't use the door opener to blow up mouse holes, it was dangerous.

Forget it, let's blow shit.

It may be that the head was dizzy from the anger, and the stick gritted his teeth, struck the match with a "stab", lit the cannon, and threw it into the hole.

He is also smart, turning around and running after igniting.

I don't want to just rush out, bump my head against someone, and fall to the ground.

Xu Damao staggered when he was hit, and with an "ouch", he raised his face and covered his waist and cursed: "Little bastard, am I going to ambush you with Grandpa Xu? See if I don't smoke..."

Before he could finish speaking, he heard a loud sound of "Duang", Xu Damao's head shrank in fright and his legs went limp.

But when he found that his long horse had countless dark yellow and stinky raindrops on his face, his eyeballs almost popped out, and he let out a miserable scream, roaring: "Stick!!"

Bang Geng was already stunned, he even suspected that what Li Yuan gave him was not a door opener, but an atomic bomb!

He was also drenched in feces and urine, crying out of fright...

Li Yuan and Liu Guangqi were luckier. They squatted behind the wall and hid quickly when they heard the noise, so they didn't get sprayed.

Looking at the two poopy adults and children now, hey hey hey...

But at this time, the most miserable person is not Xu Damao and Bang Geng, but the person squatting in the toilet!

Fortunately, it's not time for dinner yet, except that Jia's family was afraid that Li Yuan would go back to the chicken when he came back, and cooked a big pot before the meal time. , Naturally, there are not many squatting pits.

But not without...

Five minutes ago, Jia Dongxu went into the public toilet with a newspaper in his hands and squatted down, only to find that the man squatting next to the pit was Yi Zhonghai. He smiled and thanked: "Master, thanks to your justice today. You and my eldest mother took half of it, but my mother... well, I can't help it. I want to send her back to the countryside several times, but when I think of you always teaching me to respect the elderly, I can't help it. "

Yi Zhonghai felt a little upset when he heard the words, and said with a smile: "It's just a bite to eat, what's the big deal? Dongxu, don't argue with your mother. Old people, there are no parents who are not right."

In the women's toilet next door, Mrs. Jia Zhang was relieved to hear this, but also a little regretful. She should have just poured a bowl of chicken soup and sent it over.

But it's already finished, so it's useless to think about it, it's all gone now, and Yi Zhonghai's desperate family will definitely not ask for it again.

Thinking a little disgusting, Jia Zhang covered her mouth and secretly laughed...

Jia Dongxu replied: "Master, you are right, I will not send my mother back to the countryside. Master, Li Yuan invited me to his house for dinner this morning. I really don't want to go, and I had a fight with Shazhu before. Actually It's not because he bullied Sticky, but because he didn't listen to his master.

Li Yuan, that bastard, doesn't know how to respect the old man, and is rude to you, master, and silly Zhu actually calls him brother and brother, eats and drinks all day long and almost becomes a brother, he is also a heartless person.How good I was with him before, but he actually peeps at Huairu every day!
I also don't understand, how did such a good person become like this?Did you learn from Li Yuan? "

Yi Zhonghai sighed and said, "I don't know, but it must have been influenced by Li Yuan. Otherwise, he wouldn't have listened to me."

Jia Dongxu lowered his voice and said, "Master, is there any way to cure that boy? It's too crazy, and he uses small favors to buy people's hearts. The third master still claims to be an intellectual. Li Yuan asks the third mother to bring back the leftover soup every time. , he flattered him like a pug, it’s not too shameful! The second uncle saw that Li Yuan was a cadre, although he was only an officer now, he said that Li Yuan would definitely become a department-level cadre in the future, and Liu Guangqi and Li Yuan were good friends, so the second The uncle is also heading there.

Master, if you don't get rid of this trend, if you talk in the courtyard in the future, some people will dare to attack you. "

Yi Zhonghai pondered for a while, and said softly: "As long as it is fair, it doesn't matter if you are right or not... However, that kid has an evil temper and is not a fair person. He is involved in everything in the courtyard, and he instigates it behind his back, including Zhuzi. .

The second uncle is easy to handle, as long as he finds out that he, the second uncle, is boring, he will turn around.Your second uncle wants to be an official for the rest of his life, but he can't do it, so he just pointed to this.Yan Bugui's side is also easier, and he can be pulled over by any favor.

It's just that I have to think about how to deal with that kid.It's best to think of a way, back and forth ruthlessly, knock him down so that he can't get up again. "

Jia Dongxu excitedly said: "Yes, that's it!"

Before Li Yuan woke up, he was the core of the younger generation in the courtyard. Now he has turned into something, how could he not be jealous?
There was no one else in the toilet, so the master and apprentice began to discuss how to punish Li Yuan.

Just thinking about getting excited, I suddenly heard a little movement from under the latrine, I didn't pay attention at first, I thought the person next door was shitting and urinating, but the uncle suddenly felt something was wrong, why is there still a "chi chi" sound?It looks like something is lit...

He looked down...

"BANG!!"

Of course, the door opener is not that powerful. If it's winter and the feces and urine are all frozen together, it's fine, just a bang.

But now it's the beginning of spring, and everything is recovering, and even the old excrement and urine in the public toilet have begun to thaw.

This thawing does not matter, the methane is also released.

Thanks to the fact that the weather is not too hot, it has just thawed and there is not much methane.

But even so, the pit was still full of feces and urine gushing up.

Thinking about Xu Damao standing so far away, he was scattered all over by the goddess Sanhua, not to mention the three people right above the gun tower...

Yi Zhonghai can be said to be the worst, just as he lowered his head to see what was going on, the guy "Duang" sprayed his shit and urine, not to mention his body, and his face, and he was stunned!

who I am……

where am I……

What's wrong with me……

As for Jia Dongxu and the Jia Zhang family next door, they were not much better. A large amount of feces and urine flew up, blooming in all directions like shotguns...

This is not over yet, the hard old dung at the bottom is blasted upwards, rushing upwards like grenade fragments!

Especially Jiazhang, who didn't know where the hard shit went. She screamed in pain, and when her legs softened, she fell down.

Thanks to her fat body and thick clothes, she didn't fall off, and just stuck there screaming.

Although Yi Zhonghai next door was covered in shit, he was strong and strong, and when he leaned back in a daze, he still knew the danger, and he firmly grasped the stone slabs on both sides of the latrine with both hands.

But Jia Dongxu, who was thinner and hollowed out by women, was miserable. When his feet slipped, he fell into the latrine.

Fortunately, the public toilet was pumped by a manure pump the day before yesterday, and only three days of fresh manure had accumulated, and it was bombarded again, so it was not deep, even the methane gas was exhausted, and the toxicity was not strong.

But after all, he rolled in feces and urine and swallowed a few mouthfuls...

"Come on people!"

"Help!"

Jia Zhang's sharp and ear-piercing voice came out, Li Yuan knew that something must have happened, he and Liu Guangqi looked at each other, and hurriedly said to Xu Damao: "Hurry up, I'll take you and Banggan home."

Xu Damao is also treacherous, he knew that if he didn't leave, he would have to do dirty work, and he didn't care to clean up the stick, so he pulled the dumbfounded stick and said, "Hurry up, the people inside will beat you to death if they come out."

Sticking to his senses, he followed the three adults and ran to the courtyard.

He ran home in one breath, and when he reached the gate of the courtyard, Li Yuan said, "Don't talk about setting off the cannons, your string of whips hasn't been removed yet, has it?"

The stick is stunned, can this be saved?

He looked at Li Yuan with hope in his eyes, and nodded desperately.

Li Yuan smiled and said: "That's fine. Except for your uncles, no one knows that there are door-opening guns. As long as you don't admit it, it will be a series of guns if you kill yourself. Then it doesn't matter who comes. You go back and talk to the three." I went out with my uncle, and was going to blow up a mouse nest, but I didn't expect to be collapsed halfway, so I came back to change clothes, remember?"

Stick looked at Li Yuan as if looking at his own father, nodded heavily and said: "Uncle Yuanzi, I made a note!!"

Li Yuan said with a smile: "Go, you are such a good boy! Uncle Yuanzi takes good care of you!"

I'm really proud, if this kid wasn't brave, he would have to do it himself, and it's just right now!

However, this alone is not the end...

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(End of this chapter)