A leisurely life reborn in the fiery age

Chapter 34 Silly Column Beaten
The fishhook Li Yuan chooses is Iseni fishhook. The biggest feature is that the hook bar is thick, the hook door is wide, the hook handle is short, and the hook tip is turned inward. It is especially suitable for fishing carp, crucian carp and grass carp, and generally only catches big fish and small fish bite. Can't hold the hook.

Li Yuan held on tightly to the pole, and thanks to his five years of unremitting training, it finally paid off at this time.

After a few times of pulling and walking the fish, a large grass carp more than two feet long and weighing [-] to [-] kg was pulled ashore. Li Yuan held it with one hand, unhooked the hook, and hit the head with a stick hard, directly into the space.

This fish is really big!

I have fished for so long in my previous life, but I have never caught such a big fish.

Of course, it may also be related to Yu being too shrewd in his previous life, his level must be fine...

He pulled up the second shot casually, and there was a second shot!
This shot was heavier than the first shot, and Li Yuan dragged the fish for about ten minutes excitedly before dragging the fish ashore.

Sure enough, the fish was even bigger, nearly one meter long, and weighed about twenty kilograms. After unhooking, it was killed and entered the space.

The space is static, and only dead things can be kept. Although the two fish have no life, they can keep the state of just dead, very fresh.

With such a great start, Li Yuan continued to fish in high spirits.

Tsk tsk, sure enough, it's not because of his lack of skill that he has never caught a big fish in his previous life. The heavy grass carp and two ten-centimeter-long crucian carp were hung on the handlebars of the car with straw ropes, and the fishing rods were put away, and they rode bicycles back to the courtyard.

It's not that I don't want to walk a few more laps in the streets within the second ring road, but I'm worried that it's inconvenient to go out to fish after becoming a celebrity. It's a pity...

"Oh!! Genko, did you go fishing?"

As soon as he entered the door, he heard Yan Bugui screaming like he had seen a ghost, and there was a hint of shrillness in his voice.

Holding the glasses frame with one hand, the old man rushed over and rushed to the handlebars to have a look. He saw a big grass carp nearly two feet long, its eyes were red, and he was jealous and remorseful: "Oh, just today. I got up late... Yuanzi, why didn't you call me when you went fishing?" He stomped his feet regretfully, and his hands trembled!
Li Yuan smiled and said: "I didn't expect that. Besides, I'm a novice, so I'm just going to try it out. My brothers are coming today, and they all have big bellies. I'm ashamed. I ask the third master if you can borrow 20 yuan." You are not willing to borrow the yuan, so unfortunately you can only go fishing for two poles to try your luck.

Luckily, I caught three. Although they were not enough for my brother and the others to fit between their teeth, at least they could grow some face.

Third Master, you are so stingy, I won’t even lend you 20 yuan.My money is really tight, you see..."

Yan Pugui originally wanted to be a crucian carp, but when he heard Li Yuan say this, he suddenly realized that he was delusional, and he wanted to take advantage of Li Yuan, so he hurriedly smiled and said, "If I have one, I will definitely lend it to you." .Isn’t there nothing...I’ve made a deal with Yuanzi, next time I go fishing, you must call me.” One foot twisted quietly, and changed direction, as long as Li Yuan asks to borrow money again, he will run like a fool road.

After Li Yuan glanced, he said: "Let's talk about it next time... I haven't had time to go in the past few weeks. Fishing is too time-consuming. I need to read more. Fishing is simple and boring, and I can't arouse much interest. "

After finishing speaking, he pushed the bicycle and went inside.

Yan Bugui was dumbfounded for a while, looking at Li Yuan's back and didn't know what to say.

This kid, do you think he is a fool?

This kind of nonsense is good enough to coax those who have never caught fish, or have not caught fish. A fisherman like him will not believe a word!

There is no limit to fishing!
……

"Genko is back? How is it? Did you get anything?"

When Li Yuan got home, he found that Shazhu in the kitchen of the North House had already started to tidy up the meat. The meat was about to be marinated, and the chicken was about to be plucked and disembowelled. He Yushui was helping to pluck the chicken.

Li Yuan smiled and picked up the grass carp on the handlebar. Grass carp nearly two feet long is considered a big fish. Not to mention Shazhu, Yushui brothers and sisters, the residents in the middle courtyard who come and go, who is not amazed and envious?
Silly Zhu laughed and said: "Hey! You are really successful! The third master has been fishing for many years, but he has never caught such a big fish."

The rain stopped plucking chicken feathers, and he ran out to look at the fish in Li Yuan's hand and shouted: "Such a big fish! Brother Yuanzi, you are amazing!"

Children of all ages, including Banggen, Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiekuang, Liu Guangfu, and others who were playing in the courtyard also surrounded him. Yan Jiefang said, "Brother Yuanzi, did you catch this?"

Before Li Yuan could speak, Silly Zhu said angrily: "Otherwise, did you catch it?"

Yan Jiefang was embarrassed, but he didn't dare to reply, he laughed and said, "Brother Yuanzi is really amazing!"

At this time, Jia Dongxu came out of the house, and hurriedly said: "Go, go, play around, does it have anything to do with you?"

Yan Jiefang, Liu Guangfu and others did not dare to disobey Jia Dongxu. Before Li Yuan got up, Jia Dongxu and Shazhu had a good relationship.

Although Shazhu and Jia Dongxu had broken up now, Yu Wei was still there, and they were not something they could offend.

Several people left with resentment in their hearts, but Bang Geng got the chance instead, walked up the front porch, and tried to touch the grass carp.

Silly Zhu didn't notice, he just took the fish from inside, and said with a smile: "I'll clean it up, Yuanzi will go and rest for a while."

Li Yuan nodded and said: "Success, let's eat this grass carp today, and there are two crucian carp. It happens that Aunt Wang and her daughter-in-law are confinement. I will send them over and be back later."

Sha Zhu smiled and said, "That's it!"

After harvesting a series of negative emotions, Li Yuan smiled at Jia Dongxu and said, "Dongxu, let's have dinner together tonight."

Jia Dongxu hurriedly laughed and said: "It's easy to say! How many brothers are you coming? I will definitely be a good company." After finishing speaking, he regretted it. According to the good-faced rules of the people in the capital, he can't come to the door empty-handed, and he must bring a pair of shoes. loss.

Li Yuan hehe, got on the bike and drove towards Mianmian Hutong.

After knocking on the door, he entered with a bucket. Wang Yamei smiled and said, "Hey, did you really get fish again?"

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Today my brothers came to help me tidy up the house. I caught some fish early in the morning to entertain them. I was lucky. I caught a grass carp and two crucian carp. It happened that the crucian carp was used to make soup for my sister-in-law."

After Wang Yamei led Li Yuan into the room, she saw a young woman in cotton pajamas standing there with a baby in her arms.

Li Yuan was surprised: "Sister-in-law is confinement?"

The young woman obviously knew about Li Yuan sending crucian carp last time, so she smiled enthusiastically: "The day after tomorrow is full moon, I really can't sit still, so I came out early. You are Yuanzi, right? Thank you for sending me back last time." What about crucian carp. You and I are still in the same family, and my name is Li Xuemei."

Li Yuan smiled and said: "My name is Li Yuan, sister-in-law, you are welcome. The eldest brother is on the front line, and Aunt Wang is serving the people in the street, and even takes good care of me. It is nothing if I get a crucian carp. The moon will be full the day after tomorrow? Then I will give you a red envelope." I'll give it first. Aunt Wang, you must..."

"Pull you down!"

Before Li Yuan finished speaking, Wang Yamei interrupted him to teach him a lesson: "You have become a well-known debtor in our street, and you have borrowed hundreds of dollars. I am worried about you. Pay the red envelope... I It seems that you are not tidy! If it is not that you borrowed money to prepare a place for your parents, and to marry a wife to tidy up the house, I would have come to you to have a good talk. Put it away!"

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Aunt Wang, I'm not in a hurry to pay off the money at once. The IOU says it's 30 years, and it's only a few yuan a month, which is nothing. Besides, my medical skills will get better and better. Don't be afraid." Can't make any money."

Wang Yamei didn't bother to talk to him, and after not allowing him to mess around, took over the fish and went to the kitchen.

Li Xuemei joked: "Even I heard that there is a young man who is good at women's science under the street of my mother, and he is very handsome. Who dares to let you see their little daughter-in-law for this ordinary man?"

Li Yuan said thoughtfully: "Sister-in-law, if you don't tell me, I really didn't find out. It's strange that the people who came to see me these days are all aunts in their 50s and 70s, grandmas in their 30s, and older sisters under [-] years old. Not much. I was still wondering, so the problem is here... But I can't do anything about it, I can't make myself look ugly. Besides, if the man is worried, he can come with him. "

Li Xuemei laughed and said: "What's the use of coming together? It's more troublesome to compare face to face. Yuanzi, do you have a partner? Sister-in-law, can I introduce you to one?"

Wang Yamei came back after sending the two fish to the kitchen. Just in time to hear this, she smiled and said, "Your sister-in-law works in a department store in Beijing, and there are many good girls there. But..." She turned her head to Li Xuemei and said, "I guess You don’t need to worry about it. This kid is a hot commodity. He looks like this and has excellent medical skills. I don’t know how many girls in their unit are chasing him. Even I heard that a group of nurses rushed to the rolling mill hospital for him a few days ago. It's a mess. Are you still worried about him?"

Li Xuemei couldn't help but nodded, "I can think of it, I can think of it."

With dry laughter, Li Yuan couldn't sit still anymore, stood up and said: "Aunt Wang, sister-in-law, my brother and the others are coming soon, I have to go back, come back next time..."

"and many more!"

Wang Yamei stopped Li Yuan, took out a bagful of apples from the back room, and said, "This is the Guoguang apple produced in the northeastern part of Liaonan. When it was first ripe in October, it was not tasty and sour. It is good to eat now, and it is delicious." It's so sweet, take it back and let your brother take it home, give it to your parents to taste...it's not for you, put it away quickly."

Li Yuan couldn't help it, he laughed and said: "Aunt Wang, you are at a loss."

This bag of apples can be exchanged for more than ten crucian carp.

There is still a price for crucian carp, and apples are not in season... Right now, ordinary people have money and have no place to buy them.

Wang Yamei rolled his eyes at him and said, "You are the one who is nagging! I really think about your Aunt Wang, so I will learn more about pediatrics."

In other words, she said that even if Li Yuan started to learn it now, she would not dare to use it after three or five years.Doctors are old and reassuring...

Li Yuan knew it and didn't care, he said cheerfully: "Don't worry, Aunt Wang, I will study hard."

……

When Li Yuan returned to the courtyard again, he found that the atmosphere was not quite right.

When many people saw him, their eyes were a little dodge...

When I went back to the house and looked, I saw that Shazhu was disheveled, and the corner of his eye was opened, and blood was faintly seen.

The rain was still choking, wiping away tears.

The kitchen was in a mess and there was water all over the floor.

The most outrageous thing is that the chicken that Shazhu bought on the case actually disappeared...

From the corner of his eye, he saw the door of Jia's house was closed tightly, and there was a faint smell of meat wafting out, Li Yuan knew something in his heart.

Tsk, this is the original courtyard!

He stepped forward and patted Shazhu on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "With your strength, I really think that no one can stop you. People bully you like this, so it can be seen that you are willing. Forget it, man A real man has a broad mind, and he swallows all grievances and sorrows."

Silly Zhu was not happy on the contrary, and said: "Why should I swallow it? If you are a man and a man, you deserve to be bullied? I said Yuanzi, why didn't you swallow it when you were bullied?"

Li Yuan raised his eyebrows and said: "I'll leave the words here today, as long as you open your mouth and say that today's matter is not over, my buddies will definitely let you down!
I'll start shaking people now, don't look at Xu Damao not dealing with you, he won't refuse when I ask.

Coupled with Guangqi and Xiecheng, they are enough to vent your anger.

Not to mention Jia Dongxu, even if his master and uncle came forward in person, our brothers could push them into the cesspit to take a shower! "

His voice is not small, so...

Negative sentiment from Jia Dongxu +48, ​​+48, ​​+48!

It's just strange why Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang didn't move...

He Yushui in the room was too excited just to hear it, and looked at her brother with wide eyes.

Silly Zhu took a closer look at Li Yuan's expression, then grinned suddenly and said, "Yeah, that's good enough buddies. But if you've got your heart, it's fine to do it, and it won't look good if you make a big fuss."

He Yushui was furious, and said: "Silly brother, why let it go? They beat people and even took away our chickens!"

Silly Zhu said impatiently: "Okay, just stop talking."

Li Yuan smiled, flipped his hand and took out a big white rabbit toffee, handed it to He Yushui and said earnestly: "Yu Shui, listen to your brother Yuanzi. It's going to rain, mother wants to marry, can you stop it?" A person wants to jump into the pit by himself, but other people forcefully stop him, so he thinks that we have spoiled his good deed. Forget it, let him do what he wants. People are willing to be aggrieved, and we can’t control it if we want to.”

He Yushui was attracted by the white rabbit milk candies. Such high-end and high-end candies are not comparable to Brazilian candies that cost two cents a catty. She only sees the children of cadres at school. Take it out and show off.

After shyly taking it from Li Yuan, Yushui said seriously: "I won't care about the stupid brother anymore, I will listen to Yuanzi brother!"

Sha Zhu laughed angrily: "Hey! You guys are really good at it!"

While talking, Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi probably heard the news of Li Yuan's return, so they surrounded him, and when they saw Shazhu's miserable appearance, they all became happy.

Silly Zhu raised the spatula but failed to shut up the two of them, especially Xu Damao, and Gaga Zhile told what happened just now...

"Shazhu is really stupid!"

Seeing the closed door of Jia's house and the aroma of chicken constantly wafting out, Xu Damao couldn't help laughing and cursing.

Before sticking to see the fish, the fish was carried in by Sha Zhu.

When Li Yuan was there, Bang Geng didn't dare to make trouble. After Li Yuan left, Bang Geng started acting like a monster, insisting on playing with fish.

But Silly Zhu was in a hurry to open his belly and scrape his scales, besides, how can he play when the fish are dead?The rain wouldn't let him play, so the stick started crying.

This is great, Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu were all attracted, and Jia Zhangshi cursed after learning the reason.

Sha Zhu was so angry that he was trying to scare him, but he was stopped by Yi Zhonghai. Jia Dongxu took the opportunity to punch him in the corner of his eye. Sha Zhu was about to fight back when Qin Huairu stopped him...

Then Yi Zhonghai took the lead, criticizing Sha Zhu for not being too selfish, let alone bullying children and beating and scolding old people.

Shazhu couldn't explain clearly, so Jiazhang took the opportunity to blackmail him, let Banggen in and took the chicken away.

The rain was about to be blocked, and I was almost pushed somersault...

Tsk, it means that the bullying brother and sister have no father or mother.

After hearing the details, Li Yuan still felt that although Shazhu himself was stupid, he couldn't breathe a sigh of relief.

As for the chicken that was robbed, Li Yuan is hosting a banquet today!
In addition, you can't let Yu Shui call "Brother Yuanzi" in vain.

He began to think about it, and he had to let the family know what the real sinister heart is, stealing chickens and eating rice...

……

　This chapter is definitely controversial. Sha Zhu and Li Yuan are friends, so book lovers don't even want to watch the scene where Sha Zhu suffers.

　　But that's silly, think about the characters in the play.

　　Why do you scold him?
　　If he could get broken shoes with some leftovers, would anyone still scold him like that?

　　Certainly not.

　　But he has been giving without complaint or regret, and he hasn't even touched it for many years.

　　On the other hand, he was still thinking about finding a wife, and the funniest thing was that he told Widow Qin, don't worry, I will help your family as well after getting married.

　　This is the stupid column.

　　People don't want to make broken shoes, they just want to treat Bai Yueguang well!

　　One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, you are not angry!
　　Some book friends also said that Shazhu's behavior is abnormal and illogical. A man who wants to find a wife, gets mixed up with a pretty widow every day, and asks people to clean up the house and wash clothes and pants. Why do some people think that he is normal and logical?

　　Besides, dog licking in real life is even more stupid than silly Zhu, it can be found everywhere!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)