A leisurely life reborn in the fiery age

Chapter 36
"Oh, stick, what did you do? Did you blow up the toilet with firecrackers? You really pissed me off, I have to beat you up today..."

When Qin Huairu saw his son who came back covered in shit, he almost died of anger, and lectured loudly.

Sticking with confidence, he said loudly: "It's not me! I haven't even disassembled my cannon yet. As soon as Uncle Yuanzi and the others walked to the entrance of the alley, the toilet exploded. Xu Damao and I were too slow to hide, and we were soaked all over. "

Qin Huairu didn't believe it: "Really?"

Bang Geng took out the firecrackers and said, "Look, there's not one missing!"

Qin Huairu was in the room just now, but she heard from Li Yuan that she still had a door opener, but now it's gone.

She was still about to say something, when she saw Li Yuan, Xu Damao, and Liu Guangqi passing by the door, Li Yuan reminded in a low voice: "Someone in the toilet was blown up, Sister Qin, this whip is not a stick."

Qin Huairu suddenly came to his senses, looked at Li Yuan with watery eyes and said, "Great, why don't you thank Uncle Yuanzi?"

Stick stem hurriedly said: "Thank you, Uncle Yuanzi!"

Li Yuan hehe, said: "It's nothing. Don't be naughty in the future."

Bang Geng quickly responded, "Uncle Yuanzi!"

The three of Li Yuan continued to walk forward, Xu Damao, who was dressed in shit, said angrily: "Grandma, is this the end of this matter?"

Li Yuan smiled and said: "If you didn't play tricks and say that Zhuzi is a stupid dad, Bang Geng might not do this. Okay, go back and tidy up, there will be a big show in a while."

Xu Damao rolled his eyes and his mind was quick. He said cheerfully, "Oh, Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhang were not here just now. Could it be..."

Liu Guangqi reacted when he heard the words, he let out a startled laugh, then quickly shut up, and said, "That sounded like Jia Zhang's voice just now... nothing will happen, right?"

Seeing his agitated appearance, Li Yuan was afraid that something would happen, he shook his head and said, "It won't be a big deal, the dung truck stopped just a while ago...it's okay."

Then let Xu Damao go home and change clothes, then went into the kitchen, and told Shazhu and Yushui a few words.

Sha Zhu was delighted when he heard it, and said, "Is Jia Dongxu really blown away?"

He Yushui was even more excited. She was so angry when she saw Sha Zhu being bullied by Jia's family just now.

As for Silly Zhu...I'm afraid that Jia Dongxu will choke to death in the cesspit, so that Qin Huairu doesn't have to work so hard to wash the sheets every day!
Li Yuan said with a chuckle: "It's more or less the same, but don't say anything, or the stick will say that he thought of bombing the latrine after hearing what you said. Do you believe it if Mrs. Jia Zhang dares to ask you for 200 yuan?"

Silly Zhu said in a low voice: "Aunt Jia is indeed greedy! She will come out as much as she wants! Don't worry, I will definitely not say anything."

He Yushui couldn't help but giggled and said, "I definitely won't say it either!"

Li Yuan smiled and said, "That's fine."

Just as I was talking, there was already a commotion outside...

The third master Yan Bugui hurried to the door of Jia's house and shouted loudly: "Oh, Qin Huairu, go and see your mother-in-law and Jia Dongxu, something has happened!"

After speaking, he rushed to Yi Zhonghai's house, opened the door and shouted, "His aunt, go and see your old Yi, he has a face... Oh, but Lao Yi is okay, but there are more dirt on his body, nothing else. fault."

The first mother breathed a sigh of relief, and Yan Bugui stood in the middle courtyard and said loudly: "Masters, come out and help out at the entrance of the alley! Lao Yi, Jia Dongxu, and Jia Zhang have an accident in the toilet, hurry up and help!" !"

As soon as Silly Zhu heard that the uncle had also had an accident, he stared wide-eyed and was anxious to go, Li Yuan stopped him and said, "Didn't you hear that the third uncle said that the uncle is fine? Are you in a hurry to wipe the shit? You are cooking... ..."

Silly Zhu asked anxiously: "Is it okay if I don't go?"

Li Yuan said hehe: "My uncle has helped so many people on weekdays, so no matter what happens now, he won't send someone there."

Silly Zhu smiled angrily: "What about you? My uncle can lend you hundreds of dollars."

Li Yuan walked to the ear room and said: "I'll prepare some medicine for them to boil, and they have to take it when they come back. Brother Zhuzi, this is called specialization in surgery."

Silly Zhu said with a smile: "I'm convinced, your mouth, you can make you live if you are dead! Well, I'd better cook well. I also come to specialize in art!"

Qin Huairu also heard this conversation. She originally wanted Shazhu to help her take a look, but after Li Yuan said so, she couldn't find it anymore. The stem rushed to the entrance of the alley.

……

Half an hour later, the No. 30 people in the yard pulled Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu back with a flatbed cart.

Yi Zhonghai was tougher, and he was still able to walk, but he didn't wipe off the shit on his face, let alone his hair, he was like a dung hozen right now.

Xu Damao is really bad, he changed his clothes and took Li Yuan, Liu Guangqi and others to watch the fun, seeing Yi Zhonghai like this, he couldn't hold back his laughter.

Fortunately, he was not the only one who laughed on the spot, and young people from other courtyards laughed a lot.

Qin Huairu looked at Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu who were dying on the flatbed truck and cried, "Mom, Dongxu, how are you doing?"

Xu Damao purposely said loudly: "Sister Qin, please keep the child away, it's too dirty."

Jia Dongxu was so angry that he vomited, really vomited!

But what he spit out... made the surrounding audience groan.

"Where are the pillars?"

Yi Zhonghai suddenly asked in a deep voice.

He also counted on Shazhu to help wash him and Jia Dongxu.

Li Yuan laughed and said, "Master, brother Zhuzi will cook for me today, I didn't let him come. My brother and the others are coming soon, if we don't cook, it will be too late."

Yi Zhonghai was annoyed when he heard the words, and said, "That's fine. If Zhuzi didn't come, Li Yuan is fine if you are here. You are a cadre, and you are an outstanding young man who was just praised by the street. If something like this happened today, I have to trouble you." you……"

Before he finished speaking, Li Yuan laughed loudly and said: "Master, it's up to you to say? My family has already cooked the medicine for you, I will add some more herbs when I go back, and continue frying for a while. Surely nothing will happen to you. If you don’t take medicine today, you will be seriously ill.

I also asked the second aunt, third aunt, and Aunt Xu in the courtyard to boil hot water, and when you go back later, you can take a shower by yourself and wash well.After washing, taking medicine, and sleeping, it will be fine. "

Then he said to Jia Dongxu on the flatbed: "Dongxu, Aunt Jia, don't lie down, you have to move around. If you lie down, those unclean things will settle in your ears and stomach, and it will be troublesome. Get up and go back." Wash it clean, and quickly take medicine to induce vomiting. The longer it is delayed, the more difficult it is to cure."

Turning his head, he said to Yi Zhonghai who was just about to speak: "Master, don't talk too much, go back and wash up, drink first, and then talk about other things."

Liu Guangqi was also bad, and said with a smile: "Yuanzi still respects the old man, so he boiled a pot of medicine and asked the old man to drink first... Aunt Jia, if you slow down for a while, you will lose your share."

Hey, it really works.

Mrs. Jia Zhang, who was lying on the flatbed cart and moaning, sat up unexpectedly, and then twisted her waist and ran into the courtyard.

Along the way, accompanied by marks of feces and urine...

The onlookers were stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

Jia Dongxu also forced himself to stand up. He looked at Li Yuan and the others with red eyes, and finally his eyes fell on the stick behind Qin Huairu, looking like he wanted to eat people.

But at least he knew that this was his son, so he couldn't let outsiders see the joke, so he didn't explode on the spot.

Before falling into the latrine, he heard someone shouting a stick, it seemed to be Xu Damao.

But talking about it now can only make people laugh.

The people in the outer courtyard dispersed, and Li Yuan happened to see a carriage appearing at the entrance of the alley, he said "Yo", and said, "You go in first, my brother and the others are here, I will go to meet them."

The people who were going to help Jia Dongxu into the courtyard stopped again and stood looking in the direction of the gate.

Good guy, here are five black and strong men!
"Big Brother, Second Brother, Third Brother, Fourth Brother, Seventh Brother!"

Li Yuan stepped forward and shouted with a smile.

Don't look down on the village spirit of the five elder brothers, but in Qin's village, each of them has a large homestead.

Qinjiazhuang is 40 miles away from Dongzhimen, within the Fifth Ring Road [-] years later, it is a serious wealthy person in the capital!
Li Chi, the eldest of the Li family, is 35 years old, and he has been farming all the year round. It is not too much to say that he and Li Yuanzhan are two generations old.

He did have the awareness that his elder brother is like a father. He sized Li Yuan up and said, "It's not bad, not too thin. I need to eat more in the future."

Li Yuan smiled and nodded in response, the second brother, Li Jiang, had a much hotter temper, nodded to Li Yuan and said, "You, you are too courageous!"

Li Yuan was puzzled, and the youngest, Li He, said happily, "You borrowed hundreds of dollars to buy a house, and you can't even afford to eat. Now the Qin family village is making fun of our family, saying that our family has swollen faces to pretend to be fat. "

Lao Qi gave Li Yuan a wink, Li Yuan understood, this must be the idea of ​​the cheap old man Li Gui, using this method to raise more food and transfer more food.

The fourth brother, Li Hu, said cheerfully, "Youngest, have you become a cadre? All right! Why aren't you wearing four-pocket breeches?"

The boss, Li Chi, said in a deep voice: "The youngest one subsidizes the family by half of his salary every month. Why don't you say he wears breeches? That's all, stop talking nonsense and put your things down. Hurry up and go back early at night."

There were seven or eight sacks stacked on the carriage, as well as some shovels, picks and other tools.

Li Yuan led his brothers forward, and Xu Damao was the most capable, so he ran over and called for someone, "Oh, big brother, second brother, third brother, fourth brother, seventh brother, how are you all? My name is Xu Damao, I am Yuanzi is the best buddy in our compound. I have made some wine and food today, and I'm waiting for some older brothers to come."

I muttered in my heart: I don’t know if I will fight with people in the future, can I invite these black farmers, they look like livestock, they look too strong!

Seeing his elder brothers looking at him, Li Yuan nodded and said, "Brother Da Mao and I have a good relationship."

Country people are not stupid, there will only be more trivial and nonsense things in the countryside, so listen to the sound and hear that Li Yuan and Xu Damao may be friends, but obviously they are not good enough to know the bottom line.

But he can speak on the scene, not the stereotyped farmer who is reticent.

After the carriage was fastened, each of the brothers carried a sack, but Li Yuan refused to do anything, so he led the way, went to the backyard amidst all kinds of eyes, and put the sack in the backyard room.

The brothers of the Li family looked at the house and thought it was okay.

The fourth brother, Li Hu, said cheerfully, "Yuanzi, my father-in-law is a mason and my second brother-in-law is a carpenter. Do you want them to come and do some repairs?"

Li Yuan shook his head and said: "It's already busy farming, so what's the fuss now? I don't have any money. I'll talk about it after the autumn harvest is over. I'll save a few months' wages. Big Brother, Second Brother, the cellar is right in front, and I'll clean it up after dinner. I've bought Liuliu powder, and I can smoke it after finishing it today."

Liuliu powder and [-] are similar poisons.

The third child and the fifth child had already brought in the remaining sacks, and the third child Li He entered the door and said, "Youngest, people in your yard are looking for you."

Li Yuan looked towards the door, and saw Yan Jiecheng waving his hand, "Brother Yuanzi, Aunt Jia and Eldest Master invite you to come over."

Li Yuan nodded and said, "Understood."

Xu Damao chased away people with staring eyes: "What's the rush? Let them wait! After falling into the cesspit once, you still put up the score of the uncle?"

Yan Jiecheng was not afraid of Xu Damao, but he was afraid of the current small gang, so he ran away.

Li Yuan said to his five brothers: "Let's go eat."

Li Chi asked: "What are they looking for you for?"

Before Li Yuan could make a sound, Xu Damao was overjoyed and said: "Hey, brother, you guys are late today, otherwise you can watch the fun!" Then he told the story from the beginning to the end.

Li Chi didn't laugh too hard, but Xu Damao himself even burst into tears.

When we got to the Intermediate Court, Li Yuan reminded: "Okay, don't talk about it, or the Jia Zhang family will cause trouble."

As soon as the group of people passed the Chaoshou corridor, they saw a large group of people surrounding, sticking to Jia Dongxu whose face was almost distorted, crying: "It's not me, it's really not me!" Just in time to see Li Yuan coming out, he hurriedly said: "If you don't believe me, ask Uncle Yuanzi and Xu Damao!"

Xu Damao's nose was almost crooked, and he scolded: "Little bastard, you call Yuanzi uncle, and me by name?"

The stick ignored it, and shouted at Li Yuan: "Uncle Yuanzi, my dad insisted that I blew up the toilet."

Li Yuan was not happy, and said loudly: "Dongxu, why are you still suspicious of your child? Bang Geng walked with me, Da Mao and Guang Qi, and heard a bang as soon as we reached the fork. I thought it was BangGiao who was carrying the firecrackers we set off, so I yelled at him, but BangGiao was wronged.

None of the strings of whips he took from me were taken apart, and fortunately they were not taken apart, otherwise I would really be speechless today.Stick, you didn't tell your dad about this? "

Stick said: "Before I had time to say it, he slapped me and said he was going to kill me."

He glanced at Jia Dongxu resentfully.

Yi Zhonghai instinctively believed that this incident must have something to do with Li Yuan. After he glanced at Li Yuan, he looked at Bang Geng and asked, "Bang Geng, are you telling the truth? If it weren't for you, I would have said nothing at that moment." Let people go to the police station and ask the local police to investigate. If the local police find out, they will arrest the bad guys and go to jail!"

Bang Geng was obviously taken aback when he heard the words, and Li Yuan said with a smile: "Master, what are you doing? Bang Geng is still a child, if you didn't scare him, he would admit it.

What happened to the film police?When the film police came, they had to talk about the evidence and be fair.

With our testimony, no one can do anything to him!

How can you doubt the stick?Right now, children are blowing up everywhere with small whips in order to catch mice. Just relying on a string of unopened firecrackers, you must blame the sticks?

Then again, don't say it's not a stick, even if it is a stick, you can't do this, stick is still a child.

The last time he came to my house to eat braised pork, I laughed it off.

Why are you still scaring me?This is not going to work. "

Xu Damao's belly was about to burst from laughter, and he said seriously: "Yes, Banggen is still a child, a flower of the motherland, and cannot be frightened by casual beatings!"

It was rare for Shazhu not to sing opposite Xu Damao. He nodded and said, "It's almost done, sir. Yuanzi is right. Banggen is still a child. Besides, he didn't do it. Look at scaring the child." of."

Yi Zhonghai's face was livid, and after he gave Sha Zhu a cold look, Jia Zhang suddenly said, "Yuanzi, is your medicine... ready?"

Li Yuan hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I'll go and serve it to you."

After all, he went back to the north room to put on a mask, and then opened the door of the side room in full view.

A smell that smelled worse than feces gushed out, and Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi started to fuck.

The brothers of the Li family looked strange, and they looked at their little brother one after another...

Tsk, it's still not a thing!
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(End of this chapter)